Man pretty sure his mother knows about his penis

[ism]

Jonah Falcon's penis is 9.5 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect. Tense your forearm. Now wrap your hand around the middle of the muscle. That is the girth of Falcon's erection.

Falcon asked that if his mother was to be interviewed, his penis not be mentioned. "I'm pretty sure she knows about it, but it's not a topic for a mother."

Asked about his childhood, [his mother] interrupts. "I know the reason you're calling. Look, it's genetic. He was born like that, and he was always big for his age. But it's not his big penis, it's society's need to fixate on it. We're in a world where men see their manhood in their penises."

Rolling Stone article

Article has a link to his site with... pictures.

[Faithless]

I don't get the mother angle. I'm sure that she and the guys at the gym are the only ones to see it. But really!

[teaz0r]

ouch.

[kimpossible]

I think I'm going to faint. Woof.

[moJo]

he's fugly. i can't believe rolling stone mag published this article!

[amietron]

he's alright here:

<img src='http://www.mindspring.com/~jonahnynla/JONAHHBO.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

not horribly ugly. average.

[Faithless]

Tsk! Tsk! Post his privates. Can I post a pic of a chick with big hoo-hoos?

[moJo]

sheesh, the diff btwn the rolling stone article and those that amie posted is huge. he musta lost like 100 pounds or something. so he's not fugly in the above pics... i haven't checked his site or anything yet, but i'm assuming he's a porn star now?

[TB4000]

LOL, the irony is that dudes are always saying they wanna be bigger but if you had that wish, it'd be fucked up big time....you'd be a circus freak.

[pfc beansprout]

heh......ladies, who's first in line?

[RasFarengi]

Damn...that's like Markie Mark Walburg the Viet Basher in that movie...uh...damn what was the name of it, where he played a 70's porn star?


Naw...that's alright, I like what I got, I don't want to be that big, he is a freak, and all that won't even fit in a normal woman, so I can't imagine sex would be enjoyable for him...some positions would be near impossible for him too...woman on top? Forget it, unless you want to go to the ER and get a brace put on your "thing.." naw bra got problems... :(

[amietron]

i think someone is jealous because the white guy has the bigger mister winky.

[Hiroshi2]

<!--QuoteBegin-ism+Aug 5 2003, 02:59 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ism @ Aug 5 2003, 02:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Jonah Falcon's penis is 9.5 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect. Tense your forearm. Now wrap your hand around the middle of the muscle. That is the girth of Falcon's erection.

Falcon asked that if his mother was to be interviewed, his penis not be mentioned. "I'm pretty sure she knows about it, but it's not a topic for a mother."

Asked about his childhood, [his mother] interrupts. "I know the reason you're calling. Look, it's genetic. He was born like that, and he was always big for his age. But it's not his big penis, it's society's need to fixate on it. We're in a world where men see their manhood in their penises."

Rolling Stone article

Article has a link to his site with... pictures. [/b][/quote]
I read that article a month or two ago. When I read about the size of that thing, I literally wanted to throw up.

Bigger is better sure, but 13 inches???? I agree that this guy is a freak.

And did you read the entire article? The guy can suck his own dick "but hasn't done so since [he] was about 18".

[Napoleon Chynamite]

<!--QuoteBegin-amietron+Aug 5 2003, 03:49 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (amietron @ Aug 5 2003, 03:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> he's alright here:

<img src='http://www.mindspring.com/~jonahnynla/JONAHHBO.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

not horribly ugly. average. [/b][/quote]
that's badass

the penis should have its own social security number

[Napoleon Chynamite]

<!--QuoteBegin-Hiroshi2+Aug 5 2003, 05:06 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Hiroshi2 @ Aug 5 2003, 05:06 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> And did you read the entire article? The guy can suck his own dick "but hasn't done so since [he] was about 18".

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Dude, mine isn't anywhere close to 13 inches and I can still suck my own dick. Never actually tried it though...theoretically I could. Not that I am proud of it...or anything :unsure: