Things you know you're going to hell for

[Faithless]

For teasing my little nephew when he was between two and three.

Found-out that he was afraid of the vacuum cleaner, one day, when the wife of cleaning house. The next time I found him messing up the house, I threatened to pull-out the evil shop vac. He went running into the other room. :( I hope he don't grow bigger than me.

[Emperor_Mike]

I kidnapped my neighbour's kitty when I was ten years old because I liked it a lot and I didn't have one of my own since my Dad's allergic to cat hair. I kept him in the guest house compound but Mum found out and made me return him. :( The neighbours didn't release Teddy out for extended periods after that.

[blkazngirl]

Originally posted by ChottoMatte@May 27 2003, 08:02 AM
For teasing my little nephew when he was between two and three.

Found-out that he was afraid of the vacuum cleaner, one day, when the wife of cleaning house. The next time I found him messing up the house, I threatened to pull-out the evil shop vac. He went running into the other room. :( I hope he don't grow bigger than me.

" Now you can be mean and bad as hell and not go to hell with our Beatification Kit. Yes, just for $100,000 you can be granted a spot in heaven." Just think you can kill somebody today, order our Beatification Kit and you won't fry in hell.

Just look at our list of satified customers:

A. Hitler
C. Manson
J. Dillinger
Doctor Death
Rapist
Mass and Serial Killers

Just to name a few I tell you, we got'em all. So if you know that you're a shoe in for the gates of fire and got $100.000 on hand order today. What's that you say? You don't have that kind of money? Well, don't you worry, we take debt, credit and auto drafts
So order your's today! :lol:

[sOKaLiBoY]

well there are too many things to list. however since i don't believe in heaven or hell, it doesn't matter does it.

[Adaon]

There are SOO many things..... :blink:
where to begin....most recent one would have been shamelessly flirting with a visiting pastor's daughter and having her flirt shamelessly back and then kissing her while her dad walked in on us at church.....hahahahah......ehhhh....I bet he sure wished I was going to hell...... <_<

[applehead]

Originally posted by Emperor_Mike@May 27 2003, 01:32 AM
I kidnapped my neighbour's kitty when I was ten years old because I liked it a lot and I didn't have one of my own since my Dad's allergic to cat hair. I kept him in the guest house compound but Mum found out and made me return him. :( The neighbours didn't release Teddy out for extended periods after that.

AW!!

[applehead]

Originally posted by Adaon@May 27 2003, 08:38 AM
There are SOO many things..... :blink:
where to begin....most recent one would have been shamelessly flirting with a visiting pastor's daughter and having her flirt shamelessly back and then kissing her while her dad walked in on us at church.....hahahahah......ehhhh....I bet he sure wished I was going to hell...... <_<

oh. who would've thought?!


i was, without any reason, really mean to this girl in fifth grade.
i once followed her home afterschool to beat her up.
then i kicked her in her coochie coo coo and pulled her hair.
i still feel very guilty about this.
her name was maria.

[golden_buns]

in high school, I threw our class jackass' backpak into the toilet. I don't regret it though

[Everglaze]

Slapping my cousin when we were just babies. Now she probably hates me, one of the possible reasons she probably doesn't even bother calling and we're only two hours away from each other.

[teaz0r]

i slapped this boy with the back of my hand
and made his mouth bleed.

i hit another boy accidently and made him fall
onto a chair which cracked his front tooth.

i don't think i'd go to hell for it though.

i pushed someone down the stairs before.
that's probably my reservation to go to hell.
but he was evil and a half. so it might cancel
out.

[blkazngirl]

Originally posted by sOKaLiBoY@May 27 2003, 04:35 PM
well there are too many things to list. however since i don't believe in heaven or hell, it doesn't matter does it.

It does to some people. They don't want to go to hell but their not sure about making it to heaven either. And if there is a place called pregotory(over look the spelling). I think that's why the catholics came up with beatification. All you have to do is buy your way to sainthood. You know you have to pay for your sins. Most nuns are reincarnated mafia guys. :lol:

[rakovlam]

I'm about to beat up this gay kid (flamer, whatever) for harassing me (parking his damn car 2 inches from mine and touching me and my stuff). Now if I was a Southern Baptist I'd probably go to heaven, as for other religions... drop.

[Emperor_Mike]

I've done many bad things (in addition to cat-napping.) But I've also done many good things too so hopefully some of it will cancel out.

[iris]

Convincing my 9 year old female cousin (the only girl in a family of 3 boys), that she was really a boy but her mother didn't want anymore children so they had the doctors make her into a girl instead.

She cried for weeks.

[angel nympho]

For not believing in God? I don't know.