It's not easy being a Pretty Boy

[Korean Hunk]

I go through life with so many barriers.

People think I am not smart because of it

People think I am not funny (expecting wise cracks on this)

People think I am gay

Etc.

Any other pretty boys want to start a support group let me know.
Peace I'm out of here!

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Tons of people think I'm gay simply b/c I don't enjoy farting and drinking beer or watching football, and I am obsessed with washing my hands, I personally don't care...it makes it easier for me to interact and hang out with fine women.

[Korean Hunk]

Originally posted by FrozenPizza@Mar 4 2003, 09:43 AM
Tons of people think I'm gay simply b/c I don't enjoy farting and drinking beer or watching football.

Hmmmm...that would raise questions in my book as well.

I enjoy passing gas, being dirty and watching the UFC!

All man here baby.

That is why I wear only an earring in my left ear which proves I'm straight.

Not that there's anything wrong with being gay.

Oh yes there is, do you know how hard it is to get hot girls for sex if they think you are gay? Do you? Do YOu?

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Originally posted by Korean Hunk@Mar 4 2003, 09:47 AM
Hmmmm...that would raise questions in my book as well.

I enjoy passing gas, being dirty and watching the UFC!

All man here baby.

That is why I wear only an earring in my left ear which proves I'm straight.

Not that there's anything wrong with being gay.

Oh yes there is, do you know how hard it is to get hot girls for sex if they think you are gay? Do you? Do YOu?

Who's after their sex? I'm a gold-digging whore. Just after the green.

[amietron]

Why can't you fart, drink beer, watch football and not be pretty?

[sandra]

i usually think that pretty boys are smart. they take care of themselves physically, so i assume that they take care of the intellectually as well. i have found that often to be the case - that they care about the person that they are. are you sure you're a pretty boy?

[Korean Hunk]

Originally posted by kasia@Mar 4 2003, 01:32 PM
i usually think that pretty boys are smart. they take care of themselves physically, so i assume that they take care of the intellectually as well. i have found that often to be the case - that they care about the person that they are. are you sure you're a pretty boy?

hmmm....I will have to make a determination whether or not I am in the near future.

Pros

Wash board abs makes me a pretty boy


No hair on my chest makes me a pretty boy

Chiseled features make me a pretty boy

Wavy hair makes me a pretty boy

The incredible time i spend in front of the mirror

Cons

The nasty fungi growing on my nose

My height

My attitude

The fact that I am not photogenic
You make the call!

[moschikat]

I :luv: pretty boys. . . . but i draw the line when i spend about 5 seconds on my hair, and they spend 2 hours. or when they ask me for facial blotting papers . . . mnfngh. i don't carry face blotting paper!!

:huh: that's just wrong in my book.

[chris_lewis108]

how does washboard abs make you a prettyboy?

i don't know any asian guys with hairy chests, so how does that make you a prettyboy?

i've been called a prettyboy before and i personaly dislike it, so are you proud of being called a prettyboy?

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Ya no kidding. If washboard abs and hairless chests made people pretty, I'd be a prettyprettyohsoprittyboy too. What's the point of being a pretty boy if everyone just wants to kick ur ass? That taekwondo shit only works to an extent, not very well against whiffleball bats :lol: Give me a breakers

[SunWuKong]

my name is Sun Wu Kung... and i'm a pretty boy...


*sits down and starts crying*

[teaz0r]

Originally posted by SunWuKung@Mar 5 2003, 06:59 AM
my name is Sun Wu Kung... and i'm a pretty boy...


*sits down and starts crying*

there there, let my bosoms comfort you

[teaz0r]

dude. spending hours in front of a mirror doesn't make you a pretty boy.
if you wake up, hungover, haven't showered in three days, go to
work/school in the clothes you slept in, and STILL manage to look
hot, and all the girls flick their clits while thinking of you...

only then are you pretty. real pretty man.

[Azn Retribution]

iM a pretty boy.
you dont necessarily need to be "built" to be a pretty boy.

nothing really wrong with it
I like looking good. dressing to impress is fun.

as for the intellectual part.. well I don't quite know about that but I try. :D

and its not easy being a pretty boy?
barriers?
lol...

nah.. just by saying that you show your not a pretty boi. just a conceited boi.

Pretty bois are more concerned with
"Holy shit I ran out of my Tigi Hair Stick"
"Two in one shampoo and conditioner or separate?"
"Which cologne?"
"Oh my god. This shirt does not match with my diesel shoes."
"AF and AE is soo passe"
"I ran out of Proactiv. NOOOO"
"I think im too dark must avoid sun"

yeah.. being a pretty boi is all about being narcissitic

[golden_buns]

my name is golden_buns... and i'm...also a pretty boy...

*sits down, starts crying, and hughs SunW Kung*