The Majick of Makeup and Lighting; A Journey

[popculturepooka]

Take a look at this: http://www.soompi.com/forums/index.p...hreaded&start=

I was already aware that this happens in Japan to my undying shame, but it's spreading now?!

First reaction: was immediate dismissal (surely such efforts would be better spent trying to wax that 'stache?), then I realized that such innovative uses of over-the-counter cosmetics could be used by myself. Tyson Beckford, here I come.

Second reaction: Imagine if one was into mild pedophilia (the only way I could conceive of someone finding this look attractive on a grownass adult) and somehow progressed to the stage where he finds himself waking up with her. IMAGINE, just IMAGINE, the surprise when you get that traditional morning rollover....

That's so much false advertisement you should be able to sue her.

[kimpossible]

holy shit... i thought i underwent some extreme stuff for my pics but damn... i'm pretty sure she did more prep even before the listed steps. her stache is gone her skin looks lighter and her hair darker. her brows look done too. the most dramatic change has to be the lid glue and lens. shit, i'm going to start gluing my lids up. +2 charisma modifier.

[sandra]

how did she lose her chubby cheeks?

[cloudzero]

this is a great workaround to the law for pedophiles who wants to plow 7 year olds

[kimpossible]

when you point your chin down and look up it narrows your face and enlarges your eyes by the camera's reckoning.

[J Honcanese]

Pardon my ignorance, but what on earth is an Ulzzang?

The most disturbing thing has to be the circle lens... it just looks unnatural.

[eos]

Originally Posted by cloudzero

this is a great workaround to the law for pedophiles who wants to plow 7 year olds

THAT'S the best you came up with?

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I'm in the market for a new look. Think I'm trying those saucer eyes first.

[AliBabaIncorporated]

Originally Posted by J Honcanese

Pardon my ignorance, but what on earth is an Ulzzang?

basically the korean version of:
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....gi?u=cam_whore

there's about a million different ways to spell it like eoljjang, uljjang, oljjang, etc.

[VV o n g B a]

i would have to see this in person to believe there wasn't a lot of photoshopping done to these pics.

[cloudzero]

Originally Posted by VV o n g B a

i would have to see this in person to believe there wasn't a lot of photoshopping done to these pics.

who wants to be a guinea pig?

[popculturepooka]

Originally Posted by kimpossible

holy shit... i thought i underwent some extreme stuff for my pics but damn... i'm pretty sure she did more prep even before the listed steps. her stache is gone her skin looks lighter and her hair darker. her brows look done too. the most dramatic change has to be the lid glue and lens. shit, i'm going to start gluing my lids up. +2 charisma modifier.

you know you can't say this without someone saying, "pics plz".

and what exactly are circle lens? just eye lenses that are...more circular? do they just enlarge your irises?
and gluing your eyelids surely must not be good for them.

[cloudzero]

^circle lens i think are wide angle lens used on the camera.
it makes things close up extremely big, and things far away extremely small.
that is how the girls are able to reduce the side of the lower part of the face,
and enlarge the eyes

that or she means eye contacts that make the pupils look larger

[kimpossible]

i was joking about the glue. at my age it would only increase how old and haggard i am.

[cloudzero]

so no one wants to be my photoshop guinea pig? kim?
looks like kasia is the only possible victim

[kimpossible]

Originally Posted by VV o n g B a

i would have to see this in person to believe there wasn't a lot of photoshopping done to these pics.

i'll buy you a pair of saucer contacts and a wig. let's make you purdy. you sher got a purdy mouth *banjo music*

Originally Posted by cloudzero

so no one wants to be my photoshop guinea pig? kim?
looks like kasia is the only possible victim

dude, i'm totally disqualified from the get go. YT. also wrinkly and old and tired. i nominate VVongba. we can make that turtle egg a princess.