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or yoy "trip" while holding a pack of gum, which falls right in front of her on the conveyer belt. this gives you an excuse to reach over and rub your crotch against her ass in an attempt to retrieve your item, and when you try to get it, your arm accidentally presses against her chest. Then you use your other hand, hold her by the waist to steady her, and you go "sorry" but whisper it very softly and sensually in her ear, after breathing down her neck b/c of the strain of reaching for your stuff.
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Oh my gooosh! I hope you were just kidding about it. If not, you ARE a pervert. I would scream to the top of my lungs ! Next kick you in the nuts until they're blue . Then left punch you . Then right jab you. Then last, but not least, an under chin power punch. Finally a slap on yo face.
what a disgrace to the human race