Dad coaches kid's sex scene

[Faithless]

This should inspire a new Jeopardy category: "Things that make you go, 'Oh Gross!'"

Jack Birch, one time star of Deep Throat, is reported to have supposedly coached his daughter Thora Birch's sex scene in upcoming movie The Winter of Frozen Dreams."

Former Porn-Star Dad Coaches Actress-Daughter's Sex Scene

Actress Thora Birch might have had a little too much assistance on the set of her latest film, "The Winter of Frozen Dreams." The young star's father, Jack Birch, took it upon himself to help direct the actress' steamy sex scenes.

THE FILM

"The Winter of Frozen Dreams,"-ironically, a movie revolving around a woman named Barbara Hoffman, who ran a massage parlor-stars Thora Birch in the lead role. According to the true story's plot, Hoffman seduced a string of men and then murdered them for their life insurance benefits.

Per an insider on the set of the movie, Jack Birch burst into the room during the first sex scenes Thora was set to film. According to the insider, Jack upset the cast and crew by making threats and causing his own scene.
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[inthesky]

weird to me, but i guess its not such a big deal when you're a porn star. anyways, i guess we assume that these sex scenes are filmed with real intercourse, etc?

[Faithless]

Just as long as he's not along for the ride on honeymoon night.

[eos]

so which murderer burst through the door to teach her how to kill her victims?

[SunWuKong]

it sounds strange, but considering she's 25 years old, is a professional actress, and this is not even a porn movie, it's not really that bad.

[Faithless]

Yeah, but what's he gonna teach her?

"Moan, like this. Yess. Yesss. Yessss!"

"No teeth. 'Kay?"

"How far you opening your legs? Come on! You can do better than that!"

[sageb1]

So... why i am not surprised?

[TB4000]

Jessica Simpson's father taught her, so it's not that huge of an issue. I make that joke because a story in the news today mentioned that hotel guests at a place she and John Mayer were staying at complained because she was making too much noise during sex at night.

[mr. x]

Originally Posted by TB4000

Jessica Simpson's father taught her, so it's not that huge of an issue. I make that joke because a story in the news today mentioned that hotel guests at a place she and John Mayer were staying at complained because she was making too much noise during sex at night.

Probably just John Mayer cooing

God I hate that guy

[eos]

john mayer is fucking AWESOME.

[Adaon]

and jessica simpson is hot. ^^

[mr. x]

Originally Posted by akane21

john mayer is fucking AWESOME.

He's like Stewie and Brian in that episode of Family Guy

"I want to have inteeeerrrrrrcourse with you, yeah, inteeeeerrrrrcourse with youwhowhowhoooooo"

[eos]

i'd rather have sex with john mayer than jessica simpson.

[Faithless]

Originally Posted by akane21

i'd rather have sex with john mayer than jessica simpson.

Yeah, but would you let your dad tell you how you should be "stuck"?

Originally Posted by TB4000

... hotel guests at a place she and John Mayer were staying at complained because she was making too much noise during sex at night.

Wow! The lengths some women will go to fake it.

[DragonKnight]

Originally Posted by akane21

john mayer is fucking AWESOME.

I've noticed this "AWESOME" person seems to get around...and is bisexual.