Americans 'too fat for x-rays'

[Napoleon Chynamite]

You guys are mean.

[Tao]

Originally Posted by Napoleon Chynamite

You guys are mean.

lol, you know you love it hube.

[mrazntre]

they need to widen parking spaces to accomodate the fat asses opening their doors in order to get in and out.

[sinisterpanda]

Speaking seriously for a moment, I was reading the BBC news whatever, and it said that they were developing a shot for obesity. So problem solved in the not-so-distant future!

[Tao]

that's the problem with this country, everyone's in it for instant gratification. buncha lazy asses.

[Arex]

Originally Posted by sinisterpanda

Speaking seriously for a moment, I was reading the BBC news whatever, and it said that they were developing a shot for obesity. So problem solved in the not-so-distant future!

I hope they're developing a shot for loose skin hanging off the arms, legs, stomach, butt and chest to go along with the obesity shot.

[Flow to Live]

Thats it, I'm going to open a obesity-solution clinic and make big bucks outta fat people like Michael Moore.

[Powerful T]

Originally Posted by Arex

I hope they're developing a shot for loose skin hanging off the arms, legs, stomach, butt and chest to go along with the obesity shot.

d-DURR, i nvr herd of plastick surgeery

[Azn Retribution]

Sounds like a job for these guys:




Tell me what you don't like about yourself.

[Arex]

Originally Posted by Powerful T

d-DURR, i nvr herd of plastick surgeery

An obesity "vaccine" will likely cost a helluva lot less than the plastic surgery required to remove all the loose skin that will remain after shedding all that weight. Furthermore, the shot, should one be developed, would likely be covered by health insurance whereas removing the excess skin would not. This means you're going to have a bunch of formerly obese people who cannot afford to lose the loose skin. Get it? Durr is right...

[bluemonq]

Originally Posted by lethal

They should charge fat people more for services and airline tickets, like a fat tax. That'll get people to lose weight fast.

it's not unheard of for them to be charged two seats if they're obese enough.

Originally Posted by Atealtha

Do all those harmful x-rays just get stuck in there? How does this work?

absorption is a possibility.

[robotic]

Originally Posted by akane21

and don't they already charge fat people for an extra seat on a plane?

^^ one of my favourite singers came on the plane with us to toronto. he used to be a little chubby back when i was younger (during the early 90s) but all of a sudden, he ballooned ._. so yes, he had to have an extra seat on the plane. i wish i could huggles them and snap! weight gone, so they wouldn't have to buy an extra seat.

[bluemonq]

for a moment there when you said "snap" i thought you intended to break his neck

<.<;;

what?

[robotic]

Originally Posted by bluemonq

for a moment there when you said "snap" i thought you intended to break his neck

<.<;;

what?

:D oops.