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[eos]

^ that can pretty much apply to anything, no?

"i got an F." PRAY MORE.
"we lost our house." PRAY HARDER.
"that guy slashed my face." DID YOU PRAY? NO? THAT'S WHY.

[mr. x]

Originally Posted by akane21

^ that can pretty much apply to anything, no?

"i got an F." PRAY MORE.
"we lost our house." PRAY HARDER.
"that guy slashed my face." DID YOU PRAY? NO? THAT'S WHY.

which of course brings us to Fred Phelps, if I were to shoot Fred Phelps and he were to die would that mean God meant for Phelps to die because we live in a "fag society"?

[Faithless]

Originally Posted by mr. x

this shit reminds me of that urban legend about the woman walking down an alley and not getting raped cuz she had guardian angels and shit.

hear that rape victims? YOU DIDNT PRAY HARD ENOUGH

What sort of prayer do you got to do for nookie?

And if I allow them to witness for me, can I get some nookie?

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Thought two:

Originally Posted by mr. x

this shit reminds me of that urban legend about the woman walking down an alley and not getting raped cuz she had guardian angels and shit.

hear that rape victims? YOU DIDNT PRAY HARD ENOUGH

Believe it or not:

Born again girl saved from rapists

• Sunday, Feb 26, 2006
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She was beaten and was even threatened to be killed. Abraham's "daughter" stood by her faith. Can you imagine armed robbers being patient with anybody to that level? Anyway, the robbers eventually decided that they would finish with the other girls who did not put up much resistance. You can guess what our faithful sister was doing -praying off course.
...

[SunWuKong]

Jack Chick on http://uncyclopedia.org

[mr. x]

Originally Posted by Faithless

What sort of prayer do you got to do for nookie?

And if I allow them to witness for me, can I get some nookie?

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Thought two:

Believe it or not:

Born again girl saved from rapists

and you what's weird? nobody called the police!!!!

which obviously means God sent the cops

if you are wondering where it says that, it doesn't. in fact that article doesn't a lot of things beyond "this happened, I swear it's for real!"

[sdcheung]

Originally Posted by deez nuts

this only goes to show you how jewish people are the true victims.

christians i.e. catholics and mel gibson belive that the jews killed jesus. the muslim radicals ;) want to kill the jewish people. germany and the nazis massacred the jewish people in a mass genocide.

i only have sympathy for the jewish people and their cause. they are the only true victims in this tug of war.

Your kidding me right?

[Player 0]

Oh lord!!

Forgive mai sins, for i have seen the light.

I'a I'a Cthulhu Fhatgh!!!

[LaiSteve66]

meh, bunch of brainwashing bullshit.