Bathroom humor

[Faithless]

"Blow it out your ass" has a new meaning to me.

You know those "woopie cushions"? The ones that make those really loud fake fart noises?

Ever heard one in a big, echoey room? Sounds super loud right?

Imagine that big, echoey sound going off three times in a room.

Now -- imagine that it is in a workplace bathroom and it's coming from the stall next to you! Three loud ones sending echoes across the room.

(I wanted to laugh so hard at whoever was in the next stall that I could die!)

Your faithful bathroom correspondant,

[sOKaLiBoY]

LOL nice to see that i'm not the only one.

[nonamerasian]

I laugh when that happens.

Luckily I don't laugh loud.

[kimpossible]

dude must've been clamping his sphincter shut during a meeting or stuck in his cubicle while the gas snaked through his intestines. probably sounded like a creaky old submarine's hull under too much pressure.

poor bugger. at least he made it to the bathroom. couldn't have been comfortable.

[hooligan]

I hope for all our sakes you're not posting from the company bathroom because that would be THIS geek's dream.

[Faithless]

Originally Posted by hooligan

I hope for all our sakes you're not posting from the company bathroom because that would be THIS geek's dream.

No, but I like to bring the cellphone in their. And like a dummy I did answer it when it rang.

Had a retired coworker who was very fond of bringing the department's tech magazines into the john with him. (This could be an item for the asshole thread.)

[nola]

hahaha