Learn chinese in five minutes

[bboy]

1. that's not right...sum ting wong
2. are you harboring a fugitive?...hu yu hai ding
3. see me asap...kum hia nao
4. stupid man...dum fuk
5. small horse...tai ni po ni
6. did you go to the beach?....wai yu so tan
7. i bumped into a coffee table...ai band mai fa kin ni
8. i think you need a face life...chin tu fat
9. it's very dark in here...wao so dim
10. i thought you were on a diet...wai you mun ching?
11. this is a tow away zone...no pah king
12. our meeting is scheduled for next week...wai yu kum nao?
13. staying out of sight...lei ying lo
14. he's cleaning his automobile...wa shing ka
15. your body odor is offensive...yu stin ki pu
16. great...fa kin su pah
wah! wah! wah!...*giggle*

http://members.blackplanet.com/jaguarxj6_96

[kimpossible]

I'm sure the appropriate way to read these aloud is to do so pulling up the corners of your eyes and bucking out your teeth.

[TB4000]

I wouldn't take anything from black planet too seriously, obviously.

[tommyhtown]

Wow, how original!

[robotic]

if that's chinese.... x_X i would rather learn proper chinese in five years.

[lethal]

I saw this on a t-shirt somewhere. I forgot where.

[kitty]

oh. hilarious.

[bigwong235]

now i can finally go to chinatown and blend in!!

thanks!

[rice cracker]

Cue the gong, coolies!

[FrankieY18]

Originally Posted by lethalweapon

I saw this on a t-shirt somewhere. I forgot where.

i would like to get that shirt

[ChinaLama]

Here's the funny thing:

On BLACKplanet they're making Chinese jokes with wild abandon.

On YELLOWworld, if we make black jokes, we'd probably get kicked off the board.

Anyone see a problem with this?

[kimpossible]

Originally Posted by ChinaLama

Here's the funny thing:

On BLACKplanet they're making Chinese jokes with wild abandon.

On YELLOWworld, if we make black jokes, we'd probably get kicked off the board.

Anyone see a problem with this?

Oh I'm sure he loves Asian women so there's no way he could be racist.

[BigLew]

Originally Posted by ChinaLama

Here's the funny thing:

On BLACKplanet they're making Chinese jokes with wild abandon.

On YELLOWworld, if we make black jokes, we'd probably get kicked off the board.

Anyone see a problem with this?

Blackplanet and Asianavenue aren't really about fighting racism.

[ShortNBitter]

Originally Posted by ChinaLama

Here's the funny thing:

On BLACKplanet they're making Chinese jokes with wild abandon.

On YELLOWworld, if we make black jokes, we'd probably get kicked off the board.

Anyone see a problem with this?

yes we are intelligent. they are not.

[rice cracker]

Originally Posted by BigLew

Blackplanet and Asianavenue aren't really about fighting racism.

Fucking someone of another color proves you're not racist. Duh. =P


Edit: BTW, I pulled that directly from my butt. I've never been to blackplanet, so what do I know.