The DownLow with Zhang Ziyi

[VV o n g B a]

interview

man, ZZY seems kinda... bitchy to me. she's a TAB minus the ricerocket boyfriend. or does she have a bf w/ a ricerocket? :P

[SunWuKong]

what's a TAB?

[deez nuts]

Oh god she'll be fun to try and break in. :D

Zhang, who professes to only cook instant noodles and dumplings,

Somehow I believe that.

she would like to get married and have children by 30

Somehow I don't believe that.


She's hot but she got really thick legs and ankles. Guess from all that training.

Shrugz.

[lethal]

Is a TAB the same thing as a TAP?

Thick legs and ankles? Man, you got high standards bunboy...she's still in my top 5. :)

The article did make her out to be really ahh...demanding...

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by lethalweapon@Dec 17 2002, 06:37 PM
Is a TAB the same thing as a TAP?

Thick legs and ankles? Man, you got high standards bunboy...she's still in my top 5. :)

The article did make her out to be really ahh...demanding...

Hehe sorry :ph34r:

Yeah she's up there in my books too. Just being picky since she's a celebrity.

TAB doesn't that mean Taiwanese American Bitch
TAP Taiwanese American Princess?

Been out of the loop when it comes to the stuff.

[SunWuKong]

you know, i never thought Zhang Ziyi is very good looking.
and i think now her success has gone to her head.

[VV o n g B a]

oh, sorry, TAB = Trendy Asian Bitch.


- You shop at A/X, Bebe, Banana Republic aand Club Monaco
- You only wear black and will occasionallly wear white to "mix it up"
- You do not weigh more than 105 lbs
- You have never paid for dinner at a resttaurant in your life
- Platform heels are your favorite
- You are a makeup expert, in fact, you apppear completely flawless
- You do not smile in public
- You are the object of desire of all Asiaan men and you know it
- You smoke
- Your cell phone is completely customizedd
- On the inside flip of your cell phone iss a sticker pic of you and your man
- Somewhere in your purse is a Sanrio itemm
- You only date Asian and will only date aa boy with a nice car
- You are often seen with Rice-boys
- You never travel alone. You are either iin the company of other Tabs or your Rice-boy boyfriend

Categories of Asians

[Craig]

That Trendy Asian Bitch doesn't sound as bad as the Taiwanese American Bitches that I know :ph34r:

[BaiginLong]

Originally posted by VV o n g B a@Dec 17 2002, 11:28 PM
oh, sorry, TAB = Trendy Asian Bitch.


- You shop at A/X, Bebe, Banana Republic aand Club Monaco
- You only wear black and will occasionallly wear white to "mix it up"
- You do not weigh more than 105 lbs
- You have never paid for dinner at a resttaurant in your life
- Platform heels are your favorite
- You are a makeup expert, in fact, you apppear completely flawless
- You do not smile in public
- You are the object of desire of all Asiaan men and you know it
- You smoke
- Your cell phone is completely customizedd
- On the inside flip of your cell phone iss a sticker pic of you and your man
- Somewhere in your purse is a Sanrio itemm
- You only date Asian and will only date aa boy with a nice car
- You are often seen with Rice-boys
- You never travel alone. You are either iin the company of other Tabs or your Rice-boy boyfriend

Categories of Asians

dude the original site is http://www.nemesiscorporate.com/AsianRU/
this is soo plagarism

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Yea it may be plagiarism but these kind of lists are copied like everywhere on the web, and not just from one site ^^

[kitty]

got it as an email... i think it's public material now :)

Yeah, I thought ZZY was such a flake after the... mtv movie awards? she was sooo ditzy I wanted to punt her. She was like a squirrel on speed. And about as cute.

[LoneSwordsman]

bleh.....those what type of asians are u are everywhere
oh yeah here is another
http://www.pubnix.org/~doris/whot.html

[SunWuKong]

i am none of the above.

i am a BOB. :)

[applehead]

i think i'm either a twinkie or just .. FOBULOUS!!!

[deez nuts]

I'm none of the above too

I'm NGB: Never Going Back.