Just what I should have gotten for Christmas

[Deadpool]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=2976177089

Gimme

[amietron]

that's so dumb. i wonder if people actually buy that type of stuff.

[mr. x]

how do people find these bizarre auctions?!?! i dont understand it. cuz usually i just search for what im looking for. i know theres sections like "entertainment" or "electronics" but how do u find these things?

[teaz0r]

why would you want to keep a severed head alive?

[Deadpool]

So I can practice making out.

[bluemonq]

you're not *that* desperate, are you? and what are you gonna do with your hands?

[mr. x]

Originally Posted by bluemonq

you're not *that* desperate, are you? and what are you gonna do with your hands?

what do u think he's gonna do with em

[bluemonq]

new meaning to "give someone head". he'd have to have a powerful imagination then, considering all the wires around. and shorts would be pretty damn painful...and we're not talking about pants.

[Deadpool]

First I need a head. Volunteers?
tEAzor?

[bluemonq]

i think you need to find someone who's lost their mind for this to work...

[mr. x]

i think this would make a good sitcom. like a beautiful women is beheaded and the nerd brings her back and the hijinx they go through...

[bluemonq]

sounds like something either the sci-fi channel or fox would do, don't it?

[hooligan]

i'm more interested in that device that helps you masturbate, you know? the one with the one hand that looks like it's cradling a penis?

[bluemonq]

see, i thought in the old days people were happy with blow-up dolls, but no, now they have to have live heads and hand-devices that help you mastrubate. no, you can't use both your hands, you have to be controlling the dvd while mastrubating... :p

[hooligan]

Originally Posted by bluemonq

see, i thought in the old days people were happy with blow-up dolls, but no, now they have to have live heads and hand-devices that help you mastrubate. no, you can't use both your hands, you have to be controlling the dvd while mastrubating... :p

that's what your toes are for <3