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Afraid of Attack Dogs?
What would you do if you were walking down the street and you saw a couple of stray Pit Bulls or Rottweilers looking at you and baring their teeth? You know you cannot outrun them and it's said that Pittbulls can climb trees, so forget that. Now what? Should you look them in the eye or not? I forgot how that ploy goes.
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Re: Afraid of Attack Dogs?
I think you are supposed to stand still and avoid looking at the eyes.
Running would make its chase instinct jump in and staring would be like putting up a challenge. Being the idiot I am, I find it hard to not run, but thankfully, I've never had a bad bite. |
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Re: Afraid of Attack Dogs?
stay calm. stand still. no sudden movements.
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Re: Afraid of Attack Dogs?
I would cry and then promptly be mauled beyond recognition :(
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Re: Afraid of Attack Dogs?
I fucking hate dogs. I'm glad that some people eat dogs because it gives me an undeniable sense of satisfaction everytime I think about that.
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Re: Afraid of Attack Dogs?
Here's a true story. When I was a kid (about 6 years old) I got chased by two dogs in the schoolyard early one morning. They eventually had me cornered and I just stood there and cried. Luckily, they didn't bite me. Instead, they just stood there and barked at me for about 2 minutes and left. Dumb dogs....
When I travel to China someday, I'll be sure to order a plate of dogmeat as means of symbolic retribution. |
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Re: Afraid of Attack Dogs?
poor doggies.
I got chased by some idiot's dog before, while I was on my bike. It got near enough to that while I tried to bat it away with my hand, it nipped me. That's when I promptly raised my foot and stomped on it's nose HARD. It ran away from me. But I still got that damn scar on my left hand. Dumb dog.
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Re: Afraid of Attack Dogs?
sheeyit if i was in a tree and the dog started climbing he'd better call the ASPCA or PETA or some sheeyit cuz im putting my foot down...on his face!
green has this happened to you? seriuosly though if u did get mauled if u survive you're in for some money if u can prove it. |
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Re: Afraid of Attack Dogs?
but pitbulls are quick as hell. they'd be eating your shoe before you knew it. and those jaws will make your sneakers into a shriveled piece of nothing. it aint gonna stop the dog from munching on your foot.
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Re: Afraid of Attack Dogs?
Yea but what would you do if you saw a pit lunge at you?
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