Celebrity Deathmatch Ideas

[ChinaLama]

Paris Hilton Vs Jessica Simpson

i'm just gonna paste an AIM convo cuz I'm too lazy to do otherwise:

First, Jessica starts off with a Voice Attack on Paris. Paris counters by throwing a Penthouse model's dildo aiming for Jessica's mouth. But Jessica blocks the dildo with her huge tits. Frustrated by the stalemate, they launch their second-level atatcks, saying stupid crap and trying to give their opponents headaches.But then they remember that they're both immune to such attacks cuz otherwise they'd have killed themselves long ago.

Then Jessica uses her Special Move: summoning her bf and all his boyband buddies (so basically, ALL boybands). The boybands together summon Jordan Knight and The New Kids on the Block as their vanguard and all try to melt Paris Hilton's heart. But, Paris Hilton's dad had right before the match bought out the boybands and they turn their attach on their summoner! Jessica Simpson totally melts under their combined sappiness.

Afterwards Paris goes and makes a sex vid w/ all of them, including jessica. :)

Sorry, I'm such a twinkie. I don't know enough about Asian or Asian American celebs to do a deathmatch of them. :) Lucy Liu vs Kelly Hu? Mr. X, i know you want to do that one! or would you prefer Kelly Hu vs Sammo Hung?

[mr. x]

Originally Posted by ChinaLama

Mr. X, i know you want to do that one! or would you prefer Kelly Hu vs Sammo Hung?

(wackawowwow) "ooh sammo, your ssooooo hung"

[Chester]

I, for one, would like to see all the rappers quit yapping their mouths and carry their public beefs into the ring.

Nas vs. Jay-Z
DMX vs. Ja Rule
Eminem vs. Everlast

And so on and so forth.

By the way, if there's going to be a Paris Hilton bout, it should be versus Nicky Hilton, with the two armed with giant, pink dildos.
LL Cool J vs. Kool Moe Dee

[mr. x]

Originally Posted by Chester

By the way, if there's going to be a Paris Hilton bout, it should be versus Nicky Hilton, with the two armed with giant, pink dildos.

isnt that incest?

[coagulated fat]

Originally Posted by mr. x

isnt that incest?

incest, shminshest.

[TB4000]

Actually it should be Lucy Liu vs. Lisa Ling, to correlate with that in-joke about people always mistaking them for each other.

[ChinaLama]

Originally Posted by Chester

By the way, if there's going to be a Paris Hilton bout, it should be versus Nicky Hilton, with the two armed with giant, pink dildos.

makeshift dildos they grab from the Wal-Mart aisles.