Chyna: STFU please, lady!

[sageb1]

You know the wrestler Chyna. I put this rant here cos this is a rant, not a testosterone testament to the hotness of the lady.

Anyway, Chyna is not Chinese and does not look Chinese. She looks part indigenous American and a mix of something else. Until corrected, Chyna be hapa.

She has drug issues, and was in celebrity rehab and picked up Mary Carey, the gubernatorial candidate of California around when Arnie got in.

Lotsa boozing and Carey went off the wagon again. She strips now and ain't in pornos. Drunktard but pays schizo mother's bills.

So Chyna is sorta bi but in that let's hit the bars, get drunk, and maybe smoke pot. No biggie.

Now I like her body but that voice, it's whiney and makes me want to stuff a gag on her mouth. >:)

Ok, my rant is done. Thanks for reading.

[J-Town]

....where has Joanie Laurer "Chyna" ever actually claimed to be Asian-Chinese? Sources?

[sageb1]

From what i could figure out, it's a pun: she's supposed to be dainty like "china".

As well, in her body building days, she didn't win competitions cos unlike the other contestants, she had boobs.

But she "won" most of her WWE matches.

[J-Town]

She was/is clinging to that name just to piss off Vince McMahon...I don't even think she is smart enough to know what Chyna/China means or what a "China Doll" is.