Who looks better cumming?

[Faithless]

Or subtitle: Evangelical sex face.

"Raptured" takes on another meaning, judging from the looks on some evangelical preachers whose passionate love for the lord looks like dudes in love making.

Battle of The Titans: Evans vs Porn Stars -- Who Looks Better Cumming?

Since the beginning of time, one question has plagued man kind: Who gets off more - evangelicals or sex pots? It stumped Edison, Einstein and all those other dudes with brains bigger than ours.

Now, Details wants you to take a stab, if you will, with their "Evangelist Face or O-Face" - um - face off.

Give it a go, here. God knows your not doing anything right now anyway. Except, maybe, scratching your [enter gender specific genitals and/or transitioning junk].

Makes on think of the right reverend Ted Haggard who says that his gayness has now been righted. Now you can see multiple meanings in his "Oh Gods!"

There was the "Oh Jesus, I'm cumminnnnn!" As he was giving his escort the business.

Then there was the "Oh Jesus!" He says to his parishioners in exhaultation to the lord. Followed, shortly there after, with an extra "Oh Jesus!" and the mutterance below his breath of, "Why can't I control my fukken self?"

[Jin/晋]

Interesting. That would also give me the ability to reach multiple orgasms. Very interesting indeed.

[Faithless]

Try that again, but with this image firmly planted in your thoughts.

[sageb1]

Didn't the young lady who Rev.Bakker fucked go on to do porn or something?

And wasn't the reason Monica didn't go for political power was she was a Jew, and modern American Jews aren't into that kinda thing but LOVE sex?

Gawd, Annie Sprinkle is a Jewess and she loves masturbating as performance art.


People, go look up Ikkyu -- this Zen master went to brothels for Nirvana.

He gave praise to the vulva!