Bitch and Moans

[golden_buns]

Feeling down about something? Feel like bitching, whining, and moaning about it? Think you had enough by keeping it to yourself? Go ahead, relieve yourself by letting it all out in this thread.

I'll start:

- WHY THE FUCK DOES THE KOREAN ARMY WANTS MY ASS IF I CAN BARELY SPEAK THE LANGUAGE AND I'M WAY TOO OLD FOR THE ARMY NOW!!!! DO THEY WANT IT JUST FOR THE PLEASURE OF SEEING ME GETTING MY BUTT KICKED OR WHAT?!?
I HAVE TO MAKE A LIVING TOO, I CAN'T WAIST 2 AND A HALF PRECIOUS YEARS OF MY LIFE DOING SOMETHING THAT'S NOT RELATED TO MY PROFESSIONAL LIFE AND WON'T HELP MY RESUME, NOR BRING ANY BLING-BLING TO MY SAVINGS ACCOUNT.

[applehead]

they need angry men like you
around.

[deez nuts]

they want your golden_buns.

edit: **pinch**pinch**

[golden_buns]

they want your golden_buns.

edit: **pinch**pinch**

everyting's gonna be fine as long as I don't pick up the soap

[golden_buns]

they need angry men like you
around.

someone was telling me that because of my height I'd be placed at the DMZ.
Now NK soldiers are angrier and meaner than me

[Tao]

what does height have to do with it?

[applehead]

everyting's gonna be fine as long as I don't pick up the soap


hahahahaha.

what does height have to do with it?

they send the short ones over there.

[mr. x]

someone was telling me that because of my height I'd be placed at the DMZ.
Now NK soldiers are angrier and meaner than me

dude just make like a music video and flash the bling bling, that way that'll piss off the NKers cuz they see wat they cant have.

how does this process work exactly, can u appeal the draft?

[Deadpool]

- WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE SUCH POOR SOCIAL SKILLS? (See cute girl in my class thread)
- I HATE THE FACT THAT IM NOT 5 INCHES TALLER
- SCHOOL SUCKS.
- I HATE YOU.

[mr. x]

- WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE SUCH POOR SOCIAL SKILLS? (See cute girl in my class thread)
- I HATE THE FACT THAT IM NOT 5 INCHES TALLER
- SCHOOL SUCKS.
- I HATE YOU.

-that girl still not talking to you? maybe its her not you thats the problem....
-i hate the fact that im not 5 inches longer
-school definetely sucks
-well i like you

[coagulated fat]

- Plane tickets home for Thanksgiving now cost $200 round trip because I put off buying them; now to find out how I'm going to spend 4 days in my apartment, alone, on campus, with no car and no cafeteria, while everyone else is at home with their families, eating huge turkey dinners and yams and cranberry sauce.

-I have to leave for school on Friday!! Auuughhhhh

-We are out of frozen microwaveable foods

[Chester]

- Plane tickets home for Thanksgiving now cost $200 round trip because I put off buying them; now to find out how I'm going to spend 4 days in my apartment, alone, on campus, with no car and no cafeteria, while everyone else is at home with their families, eating huge turkey dinners and yams and cranberry sauce.

I did that one year. Didn't go home for T-day, and then created an artificial depression by turning down a couple offers to go to a local friend's families, walking down to the liquor store on Wisconsin, getting a couple bottles of cheap, jug wine, and just got blotto by my lonesome in front of the TV.

It's an interesting time and I think everyone should get to experience it once in their life.

But...you know, you'll probably have a girlfriend invite you over to her family's, no?

[SunWuKong]

- Plane tickets home for Thanksgiving now cost $200 round trip because I put off buying them; now to find out how I'm going to spend 4 days in my apartment, alone, on campus, with no car and no cafeteria, while everyone else is at home with their families, eating huge turkey dinners and yams and cranberry sauce.

-I have to leave for school on Friday!! Auuughhhhh

-We are out of frozen microwaveable foods

nobody on campus wants to get together and eat turkey? i did that for a couple of years. just stayed at school for turkey day, and friends came over and we cooked lots of food. it was cool.

[YuheiCarreau]

Last year my roomate and his friend ate a tur-duck-en. That's a boneless chicken stuffed inside a boneless duck stuffed inside a boneless turkey.

[coagulated fat]

I did that one year. Didn't go home for T-day, and then created an artificial depression by turning down a couple offers to go to a local friend's families, walking down to the liquor store on Wisconsin, getting a couple bottles of cheap, jug wine, and just got blotto by my lonesome in front of the TV.

It's an interesting time and I think everyone should get to experience it once in their life.

Oh no, is it a character-building experience? I tend to avoid those.

[coagulated fat]

nobody on campus wants to get together and eat turkey? i did that for a couple of years. just stayed at school for turkey day, and friends came over and we cooked lots of food. it was cool.

Umm.. I'm not sure. I'm just having fun pitying myself. Attempting to cook any food, let alone a turkey, sounds like a disaster. But a fun disaster.

[coagulated fat]

Last year my roomate and his friend ate a tur-duck-en. That's a boneless chicken stuffed inside a boneless duck stuffed inside a boneless turkey.

Crazy food adventure. It's like those Russian dolls, but with meat.

[thaite]

I hate turkey.

That is my bitch and moan.

[golden_buns]

I just found out that Sung Hi Lee went to Costa Rica from august til this month.

Why did I come 2 Korea WHY, WHY, WHY!!!

[applehead]

Last year my roomate and his friend ate a tur-duck-en. That's a boneless chicken stuffed inside a boneless duck stuffed inside a boneless turkey.


that's obscene.

[achtungbaby]

Moving to Whatever.

[Irezumi Kiss]

Why did I come 2 Korea WHY, WHY, WHY!!!


For the japchae?

[ChinaLama]

that's obscene.

so's your avatar.

[Irezumi Kiss]

QUOTE (originally posted by applehead):
that's obscene.
so's your avatar.

I think her avatar's obscene as well...

...obscenely sexy, that is!

I also have a mole on my cheek...

[mr. x]

yes, meena's avatar is sexy, but im afraid its a phantom of the opera kinda thing, the other half is "not quite" symmetrical if u know what i mean

and i find it appropriate that she lives in queens

[golden_buns]

y'all whine and bitch in other threads but don't do so on this thread which is intended for that, and instead start to get all freaky on a girl.

What the hell is wrong with you!?!

[kimpossible]

whaddya mean? that's normal around here.

[ChinaLama]

getting freaky on meena, too. god people, have some taste.

[mr. x]

okay then, WHY CANT MEENA HAVE SEX WITH ME LIKE THE WOMAN SHE IS

[angel nympho]

My Stupid Boyfriend Snores Like A God Damn Mack Truck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[angel nympho]

My Stupid Boyfriend Snores Like A God Damn Mack Truck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Contrary to what I have posted earlier, he is not stupid. MY SMART BOYFRIEND SNORES LIKE A MACK TRUCK!

[golden_buns]

Contrary to what I have posted earlier, he is not stupid. MY SMART BOYFRIEND SNORES LIKE A MACK TRUCK!

That's right, you better respect The Lion King

[deez nuts]

okay then, WHY CANT MEENA HAVE SEX WITH ME LIKE THE WOMAN SHE IS

cuz you're not a stud.

[Irezumi Kiss]

okay then, WHY CANT MEENA HAVE SEX WITH ME LIKE THE WOMAN SHE IS

What kinda woman is she?

I still think that mole is sexy.

My Stupid Boyfriend Snores Like A God Damn Mack Truck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stuff his mouth with something...like a washcloth soaked in vinegar...that should learn him...or even better...sleep upside down next to him with your coochie right in his face. That way, you can turn this lemon into lemonade by getting off on the vibrations in the air from the sound waves...

heh heh

[angel nympho]

Stuff his mouth with something...like a washcloth soaked in vinegar...that should learn him...or even better...sleep upside down next to him with your coochie right in his face. That way, you can turn this lemon into lemonade by getting off on the vibrations in the air from the sound waves...

heh heh


i poke him when he snores. put things up his nose, pinch his butt, kick his legs, sit on his chest. nothing fucking works. i now just wear earmuffs to sleep.

[mr. x]

i poke him when he snores. put things up his nose, pinch his butt, kick his legs, sit on his chest. nothing fucking works. i now just wear earmuffs to sleep.

have u tried putting him in a different sleeping position, say, the side?

[angel nympho]

have u tried putting him in a different sleeping position, say, the side?

doesn't work. he stops for about, oh, 4 seconds then starts back up with a vengeance.

[mr. x]

doesn't work. he stops for about, oh, 4 seconds then starts back up with a vengeance.

hmm u tried a putting a clip on his nose?

[himura-dono]

-I HATE WHEN THREADS ARE PUT IN THE WRONG PLACE!

overall, i'm actually kind of ok at the moment. i'm not feelin any hate for much in my life right now......except my ex-roomy, if she could somehow suffer an annuerism on her flight to dc, or say, the plane is hijacked and only she were harmed....killed brutally....i wouldn't mind much.

[himura-dono]

i poke him when he snores. put things up his nose, pinch his butt, kick his legs, sit on his chest. nothing fucking works. i now just wear earmuffs to sleep.

hahahahhahaha! my girl used to do all k inds of shit to me when i slept. i've snored to the point of waking myself up before, but i think i've gotten much better. part of the reason was i had just transitioned from insomnia to actually attaining sleep. Cindy suggests a taping his nostrils. she said the nostril thing cut it down to a half roar when i was really bad. she says duct tape or packing tape works well, scotch tape doesn't cut it apparently.

[Chester]

Another thing you could try is one of those Breathe-Right strips that athletes wear to improve nostril circulation.

[kimpossible]

- Plane tickets home for Thanksgiving now cost $200 round trip because I put off buying them; now to find out how I'm going to spend 4 days in my apartment, alone, on campus, with no car and no cafeteria, while everyone else is at home with their families, eating huge turkey dinners and yams and cranberry sauce.



No one at YW can hook you up with sacrificial turkey in Cali?

[537]

i poke him when he snores. put things up his nose, pinch his butt, kick his legs, sit on his chest. nothing fucking works. i now just wear earmuffs to sleep.

If he snores open-mouthed, you could try pouring a box of baking soda down his throat.

[ChinaLama]

200 bucks doesn't sound so bad-- how far is your home from college? maybe you can take amtrak or greyhound or if it's a couple of hundred miles, maybe the local commuter trains.

[angel nympho]

hmm u tried a putting a clip on his nose?

that might work... sept that he breathes outta his mouth when he snores. trust me, he's tried everything to make it stop.

[angel nympho]

hahahahhahaha! my girl used to do all k inds of shit to me when i slept. i've snored to the point of waking myself up before, but i think i've gotten much better. part of the reason was i had just transitioned from insomnia to actually attaining sleep. Cindy suggests a taping his nostrils. she said the nostril thing cut it down to a half roar when i was really bad. she says duct tape or packing tape works well, scotch tape doesn't cut it apparently.


doesnt breathe outta his nose when he sleeeeps!!! ...but yeah, sometimes he's so loud that he wakes himself up, too.

[golden_buns]

I came out in a women's fashion magazine edition for this month. The editor of the magazine who's my boss' wife asked me to make a review about a new perfume called Kouros Sport Cologne from Ives Saint Laurent. On my review I basically said that it smelled like Loris Azzaro and that it felt that it suited better men above their 50's and that I wouldn't recommend it for younger buyers. To my dismay when I saw the magazine yesterday, they had changed everything I said and instead I came out giving the thumbs up for Mont Blanc, a perfume that I didn't get to test and review.
Oh and they also posted a picture of me in which I look like just got high on crack

[soupdragon]

I came out in a women's fashion magazine edition for this month.

hey what's the name of that magazine? heh..j/k

they had changed everything I said

i know.. they do that.. :sick:

[golden_buns]

hey what's the name of that magazine? heh..j/k


AmAm

[applehead]

AmAm...
off to the local korean bookstore...

[golden_buns]

AmAm...
off to the local korean bookstore...

It was a pretty bad pic. I was starting to blink. I'm guessing they used that one as a retaliation for me having given an honest opinion.

[applehead]

It was a pretty bad pic. I was starting to blink. I'm guessing they used that one as a retaliation for me having given an honest opinion.

that's okay.
buboy'll still love you just the same.

[soupdragon]

it's anan actually

off to bookstore..literally.. :closedeye

[deez nuts]

It was a pretty bad pic. I was starting to blink. I'm guessing they used that one as a retaliation for me having given an honest opinion.


**pinch**pinch**

[karizma]

my brother buys beer and chips and when he comes home i ask him to take me grocery shopping because i need something to cook for dinner...

his reply "i just got back from the store!"

*stares at beer and chips*

beer and chips is not a fukin dinner goddammit...

AND....
why cant guys learn to read body language...no eye contact + lowered/aggravated voice = i dont wanna talk to your sorry ass.

ROOOOARRR okay im done =)

[537]

Beer and Chips is a perfectly good dinner combo.

[karizma]

id prefer beer and steak please.

mmm...red meat.

[537]

yummy

[Irezumi Kiss]

AmAm...
off to the local korean bookstore...

I thought An-An was Japanese???

Not that Koryo wouldn't have it...

Is the article and pic online?

Can't you sue them or something for changing your text?

Over here freelance writers get boned big time...I hope you got paid well!

As someone who used to do freelance art I can understand frustration when someone fucks with your shit...



i poke him when he snores. put things up his nose, pinch his butt, kick his legs, sit on his chest. nothing fucking works. i now just wear earmuffs to sleep.

I still think you should stick your hoo-hoo in his face when he sleeps.

If he drowns, he has nobody to blame but himself!

:wacko:

[mr. x]

i dont understand golden buns, if you're freelance, why didnt they simply refuse your article and kiss whoever's ass themselves?

[mr. x]

that might work... sept that he breathes outta his mouth when he snores. trust me, he's tried everything to make it stop.

if he were to close his mouth, would he THEN snore out of his nose?

if its just a mouth thing, u try taping his mouth? or stuffing it with say, gauze (or something soft)?

[himura-dono]

doesnt breathe outta his nose when he sleeeeps!!! ...but yeah, sometimes he's so loud that he wakes himself up, too.

neither do i... but it keeps me from making that grating nasal noise that people make when they snore.

[golden_buns]

I thought An-An was Japanese???

Not that Koryo wouldn't have it...

Is the article and pic online?

Can't you sue them or something for changing your text?

Over here freelance writers get boned big time...I hope you got paid well!

As someone who used to do freelance art I can understand frustration when someone fucks with your shit...


Yeah, An-An is japanese but it has its korean edition. I doubt the article will be online cuz it's a small thing, featuring non important guys giving their "persomnal opinion" about perfumes.

I don't think I can sue them for that. Maybe if I was some celebrity or the korean president.

It frustrates me, cuz;

1-) They changed everything I said (I said it sucked, and they put me giving my thumbs up)

2-) The Perfume I tested was from Ives Saint Laurent and in the article I came out giving a review for Mont Blanc

3-) I heard that perfume also stinks, and the article talks as if I had that perfume and that it was something that I was recommending to everyone.

hence if anyone ends up buying that perfume thanks to my "thumbs up", he/she will probably think that I like to go around smelling like 50 year old guy

[golden_buns]

why cant guys learn to read body language...no eye contact + lowered/aggravated voice = i dont wanna talk to your sorry ass.

cuz we're lonely and always horny.

[soupdragon]

hey i went to a bookstore with my sis yesterday and checked it out..

you look cute in there..don't worry about the pic..

and the article..just forget about it..i'm sure the ppl from mont blanc paid the person who wrote that.. :glare:

[applehead]

i dragged bunboy to the bookstore.
and unfortunately, they don't carry
that particular magazine.
we were both crushed.

bunboy, especially.

[himura-dono]

I Hate College Frosh!

[golden_buns]

bunboy, especially.

Has he gotten over it?

[deez nuts]

Has he gotten over it?


nope

[kimpossible]

everytime i see this thread title i mentally contract it to "Bitch Moans"

[golden_buns]

everytime i see this thread title i mentally contract it to "Bitch Moans"

hahahahahaha

i.e Bunboy

[amietron]

I wanna go to a Korean bookstore and see the picture of the Korean guy. Someone go buy it and post a picture online. I'm stuck in Santa Cruz. :(

[bigwong235]

i think i got mild food poisoning from a crappy omelette i tried to make this morning. onions + spam + tomatoes don't make a good combo.

[golden_buns]

I wanna go to a Korean bookstore and see the picture of the Korean guy. Someone go buy it and post a picture online. I'm stuck in Santa Cruz. :(

Never seen a Korean guy on crack?

[deez nuts]

hahahahahaha

i.e Bunboy

you have to buy me dinner first.

[ellsworth81]

doctor offices that don't open on time as listed on their fucking door in the morning when you still have to report to work at the same time.

[himura-dono]

fucking stupid people who don't answer the door because they think you're trying to sell something when you actually need help.

[mr. x]

fucking stupid people who don't answer the door because they think you're trying to sell something when you actually need help.

whatd u need?

[golden_buns]

It's past midnight in Korea and I'm still at the office. Will I go home any time soon? or will I end up pulling an all niter here

[golden_buns]

1:30 AM and still at the office.
I better get a raise for this or I'm gonna be pissed

[deez nuts]

female surgeons.

mad bitchy.

[iris]

I hate bosses with convenient memory losses.

I hate knowing that the bitter business world really does exist.

People who bring children to nice restaurants and first class cabins in airlplanes deserve a beating.

[himura-dono]

whatd u need?

i had to call a cab to go to the hospital. i dislocated my shoulder, but unlike normal, i couldn't pop it back in. i saw the dude and chick in the house through the window. i saw an eye in the peephole. and then they acted like no one was home.

[mr. x]

i had to call a cab to go to the hospital. i dislocated my shoulder, but unlike normal, i couldn't pop it back in. i saw the dude and chick in the house through the window. i saw an eye in the peephole. and then they acted like no one was home.

what happened to it?

white people i take it? if so, that might explian why they didnt answer

[himura-dono]

got winged by a car while reaquainting with a bike, shoulder went into the light post, rather than my head.

no, hispanic and black.

[nonamerasian]

If something is asked to be borrowed for two weeks, but hasn't be returned after five years, its status is no longer "borrowed" but STOLEN.

*grr*

[Seamus]

Golden Buns, were you in the news? I read a newspaper article about some ethnically Korean American dude who got impressed into the Korean army while visiting Korea, because of some legal loophole that allowed them to consider him a Korean citizen who was therefore subject to be drafted.

[Kuchana]

If something is asked to be borrowed for two weeks, but hasn't be returned after five years, its status is no longer "borrowed" but STOLEN.

*grr*

Dang. You didn't drop any hints or anything?

[golden_buns]

Golden Buns, were you in the news? I read a newspaper article about some ethnically Korean American dude who got impressed into the Korean army while visiting Korea, because of some legal loophole that allowed them to consider him a Korean citizen who was therefore subject to be drafted.

no, that was some other dude. I'm fine right now cuz I got into grad school so I'm excempted til I finish.

Funny though, I've met a lot of Korean-americans or Koream-european guys who are at this school for the same reason as me.

[Hiroshi2]

I want to leave town.