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Rogmok

08-04-2003, 07:08 PM

Harry Flynt to run for gov. in CA.

http://www.boston.com/news/daily/04/larry_flynt.htm

Hustler publisher Larry Flynt running for California governor
By Associated Press, 8/04/2003

Among those hustling for a spot on California's recall ballot to replace Governor Gray Davis is Hustler magazine publisher Larry Flynt.

Flynt pledged to erase the state's deficit by allowing private casinos to install slot machines.

"I really think I can do a better job of balancing the budget than those pinhead bureaucrats in Sacramento," Flynt said today.

Flynt, who made his fortune in the pornography industry, also said he'd overhaul the state's education system and give amnesty to all illegal immigrants in the state, but then shut down the border.

Flynt calls himself a smut peddler but thinks voters will look beyond that. Sitting in his gold-plated wheelchair with his wife and daughter nearby, Flynt said "I may be paralyzed from the waist down, but unlike Governor Gray (Davis), I'm not paralyzed from the neck up."

mr. x

08-04-2003, 08:04 PM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Rogmok @ Aug 4 2003, 06:08 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> "I may be paralyzed from the waist down, but unlike Governor Gray (Davis), I'm not paralyzed from the neck up." [/b][/quote]
hahaha thats a classic quote

and about immigration, "i would let all the hot mexican chicks stay but all others must go"

Faithless

08-04-2003, 11:14 PM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Rogmok @ Aug 4 2003, 06:08 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Flynt said "I may be paralyzed from the waist down, but unlike Governor Gray (Davis), I'm not paralyzed from the neck up." [/b][/quote]
Um, I'm not so sure about that. He does have slurred speech after all.

contra_diction

08-05-2003, 07:51 AM

i want arnold to be governator, er, governor, then he'd be in sacramento, and i could go visit him a half hour from me.

ism

08-05-2003, 03:11 PM

But he endorses National Prayer Day (http://www.larryflynt.com/national_prayer_day.html)!

Faithless

08-06-2003, 12:04 AM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ism @ Aug 5 2003, 02:11 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> But he endorses National Prayer Day (http://www.larryflynt.com/national_prayer_day.html)! [/b][/quote]
You mean this:

On Tuesday, August 5th at 12:45pm, we have organized a special gathering to pray to God for Fox News Channel blowhard Bill O'Reilly's death.

That's kind of creepy.

ism

08-06-2003, 01:18 AM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ChottoMatte @ Aug 6 2003, 03:04 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> You mean this:
That's kind of creepy. [/b][/quote]
Well. As Flynt doesn't believe in God, it's more of a tongue-in-cheek jab at O'Reilly's "no-spin" claim. But yeah, it's kinda equivelant to wishing for someone's death. Of course, since Ventura is no longer on the national scene, it would be interesting to have a colorful governor. As long as it's not in my state.

BigLew

08-07-2003, 04:29 PM

Arnold announced his run for gov. is a go. I also heard that Gary Coleman has entered the race. What is this turning into?

teaz0r

08-07-2003, 04:36 PM

we don't get hustler in thailand.
playboy, penthouse, yes, but not hustler.

Emperor_Mike

08-07-2003, 04:39 PM

Gary Coleman is also running for Governor.

"What you talkin' about, Willis?" Vote for the thirty year old virgin.

yoMAMA

08-07-2003, 05:02 PM

Governor Coleman?

That's gotta set somekind of record for being the shortest governor in U.S history.

Also I heard some porn star is also running.

Man, California politics is getting out of control!

Only in America, and only in California!

:D :lol:

BigLew

08-07-2003, 05:05 PM

So it's true. You got your choices:

The Terminator: who recently stated Asians are small and therefore actors such as Jackie Chan or Jet Li can't use brute strength in action flicks like his big european self can, so they must resort to thier speedy little martial arts tricks. Arnold from Diff'rent Strokes. And the porn king Larry Flynt...Only in America...

yoMAMA

08-07-2003, 05:14 PM

Yeah but Arnold gotta remember that half of his gigantic mass is from steroids!

:lol:

ism

08-07-2003, 05:55 PM

It was a circus the moment the recall election petition started.

Confirmed candidates:
Actor Arnold Schwarznegger
Actor Gary Coleman
Publisher Larry Flynt
Pundit Arianna Huffington
Radio Show Host Michael Savage
Computer Geek Grrl Georgy Russell (http://www.georgyforgov.com/)

requested papers for candidacy (http://www.ss.ca.gov/elections/recall_cand_status.pdf)/Announced but not confirmed:
Billboard Queen Angelyne
Porn Star Mary Cary (http://www.nbcsandiego.com/politics/2383654/detail.html)
Filmmaker Rob Reiner
National Security Adviser Condoleeza Rice
Former Congressman Gary Condit

Rumored:
Comedian Gallagher
Napster Co-Founder Sean Parker
Comedian DL Hughley

10 reasons why Gary Coleman (http://www.eastbayexpress.com/issues/2003-08-06/recall.html/1/index.html) would make a good governor

BigLew

08-07-2003, 06:49 PM

Wow, it's turning into a bigger fiasco than I'd originally thought.

Emperor_Mike

08-07-2003, 06:58 PM

Can anyone say with confidence that celebrities are capable enough to understand the nuances behind proper and fair governance? How did Jesse Ventura work out? Was he competent in office? Incompetent?

YuheiCarreau

08-07-2003, 07:07 PM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Emperor_Mike @ Aug 7 2003, 09:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Can anyone say with confidence that celebrities are capable enough to understand the nuances behind proper and fair governance? How did Jesse Ventura work out? Was he competent in office? Incompetent? [/b][/quote]
Well, Reagan used to be an actor. :rolleyes:

Emperor_Mike

08-07-2003, 07:09 PM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (YuheiCarreau @ Aug 7 2003, 06:07 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Well, Reagan used to be an actor. :rolleyes: [/b][/quote]
Ohhhh...nearly forgot about that. Bad films.

Nightmares...but a nice man apparently.

BigLew

08-07-2003, 07:14 PM

How about Jerry Springer wasn't he a Mayor or something?

mr. x

08-07-2003, 07:53 PM

sheesh, now gary coleman is gonna run

thats right, THAT gary coleman, i am not making this up

YuheiCarreau

08-07-2003, 08:14 PM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (BigLew @ Aug 7 2003, 10:14 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> How about Jerry Springer wasn't he a Mayor or something? [/b][/quote]
He was the mayor of Cleveland during the time that it defaulted (went bankrupt). He was caught in scandal of his own making when he visited a hooker and wrote her a rubber check. Yeah, it's pretty much been downhill ever since...

The funny thing is, his talk show wasn't always so controversial. I saw an early, early episode (with a peach pastel set) where he had on a bunch of people who had upwards of 30 pets each. Perfectly harmless daytime chatter. Kinda makes you wonder how it became the mess it is today :lol:

Napoleon Chynamite

08-07-2003, 08:28 PM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (teaz0r @ Aug 7 2003, 03:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> we don't get hustler in thailand.
playboy, penthouse, yes, but not hustler. [/b][/quote]
Hustler is a million times better than Playboy or Penthouse. Any seasoned porn enthusiast knows this....................so I've heard :)

ism

08-07-2003, 09:20 PM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (YuheiCarreau @ Aug 7 2003, 11:14 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> He was the mayor of Cleveland during the time that it defaulted (went bankrupt). He was caught in scandal of his own making when he visited a hooker and wrote her a rubber check. Yeah, it's pretty much been downhill ever since... [/b][/quote]
Cincinnati. Same state, close enough. =D

Faithless

08-08-2003, 12:56 AM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (teaz0r @ Aug 7 2003, 03:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> we don't get hustler in thailand.
playboy, penthouse, yes, but not hustler. [/b][/quote]
OK, that's interesting if that is true. Is Hustler considered crude and Penthouse artsy or something? :confused:

Faithless

08-08-2003, 01:05 AM

http://www.bayarea.com/mld/mercurynews/new...ics/6479696.htm (http://www.bayarea.com/mld/mercurynews/news/politics/6479696.htm)

Thanks for nothing:

Republican Congressman Darrell Issa, who bankrolled the effort to recall Gov. Gray Davis and was one of the first to say he wanted to replace him, said he will not run in the Oct. 7 election.

His announcement comes a day after actor and fellow Republican Arnold Schwarzenegger entered the race.

I figure that he thought it would be smooth sailing. Bankrole his bid for an election, slam Gov. Davis with BS, then waltz right in to the state capital.

Little did he know that his past would be put against him. And his credibility would be questioned.

Now onto smearing Arnie. :rolleyes:

Faithless

08-08-2003, 01:33 AM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (YuheiCarreau @ Aug 7 2003, 07:14 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> He was the mayor of Cleveland during the time that it defaulted (went bankrupt). He was caught in scandal of his own making when he visited a hooker and wrote her a rubber check. Yeah, it's pretty much been downhill ever since...

The funny thing is, his talk show wasn't always so controversial. I saw an early, early episode (with a peach pastel set) where he had on a bunch of people who had upwards of 30 pets each. Perfectly harmless daytime chatter. Kinda makes you wonder how it became the mess it is today :lol: [/b][/quote]
He did manage to hang-in there for a few more years.

http://www.bucyrustelegraphforum.com/news/...news/20466.html (http://www.bucyrustelegraphforum.com/news/stories/20030807/localnews/20466.html)

elected to Cincinnati City Council. He was forced to resign three years later after police uncovered a check he wrote to a prostitute.

He served as the city's mayor in 1977 and ran a failed bid for the Ohio governor's office in 1982.

BigLew

08-08-2003, 06:03 AM

Yep Gallagher's a go too (That guy that smashes watermelons with a sledge hammer?). This just keeps getting better and better.

Xanadu

08-08-2003, 07:20 AM

Remember, this is USA, where every boy and girl born here can grow up and run for a political office and be elected, no matter his or her background, except if he or she has a criminal record. ;)

Faithless

08-08-2003, 08:22 AM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Xanadu @ Aug 8 2003, 06:20 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Remember, this is USA, where every boy and girl born here can grow up and run for a political office and be elected, no matter his or her background, except if he or she has a criminal record. ;) [/b][/quote]
Well, but some experts say that the California constitution opened itself up for this recall petition. California's recall language should have had something in there to prevent frivilous or baseless claims for a recall -- which a lot of folks on both sides of the political spectrum are saying is the case.

Xanadu

08-08-2003, 08:30 AM

California's recall language should have had something in there to prevent frivilous or baseless claims for a recall

CA and frivolous.... doesn't that go hand in hand? :lol: J/K

moJo

08-08-2003, 09:08 AM

at least he got the recall rolling. how is that "nothing"? i heard he was behind in the polls - maybe he was being realistic.

cmar

08-08-2003, 11:08 AM

I saw cry-baby Issa on the news yesterday...I think he was weeping because he spent a personal fortune paying the cost of the recall and fellow republicans didn't line up behind to support him for Governor. How opportunistic of Arnold to let someone else pay for it and then jump in at the last minute.

krome

08-08-2003, 12:07 PM

What creditability prob he got from his past?

yoMAMA

08-08-2003, 12:18 PM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (krome @ Aug 8 2003, 11:07 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> What creditability prob he got from his past? [/b][/quote]
He was a car thief, did time for that.

Other than that, I'm pretty sure he's a really moral and ethical guy.

:blink:

Faithless

08-08-2003, 12:32 PM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Sportie @ Aug 8 2003, 08:08 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> at least he got the recall rolling. how is that "nothing"? i heard he was behind in the polls - maybe he was being realistic. [/b][/quote]
The recall issue is a "nothing issue". And Issa's bankroling of it is a joke. He had some grandiose vision, then he bailed-out.

Faithless

08-08-2003, 12:34 PM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (yoMAMA @ Aug 8 2003, 11:18 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> He was a car thief, did time for that.

Other than that, I'm pretty sure he's a really moral and ethical guy.

:blink: [/b][/quote]
But it's stuff like that people in other political parties capitalize on. Fraud is a sticky thing.

I suspect he might have more skeletons in his closet, and he jumped out of the race before they all got exposed.

yoMAMA

08-08-2003, 12:49 PM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ChottoMatte @ Aug 8 2003, 11:34 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (yoMAMA @ Aug 8 2003, 11:18 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> He was a car thief, did time for that.

Other than that, I'm pretty sure he's a really moral and ethical guy.

:blink: [/b][/quote]
But it's stuff like that people in other political parties capitalize on. Fraud is a sticky thing.

I suspect he might have more skeletons in his closet, and he jumped out of the race before they all got exposed. [/b][/quote]
I should have put (sarcasm) under.

He's a car thief and went to prison for that!

That's enough to be not eligible for governor of California.

Faithless

08-08-2003, 12:52 PM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (yoMAMA @ Aug 8 2003, 11:49 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ChottoMatte @ Aug 8 2003, 11:34 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (yoMAMA @ Aug 8 2003, 11:18 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> He was a car thief, did time for that.

Other than that, I'm pretty sure he's a really moral and ethical guy.

:blink: [/b][/quote]
But it's stuff like that people in other political parties capitalize on. Fraud is a sticky thing.

I suspect he might have more skeletons in his closet, and he jumped out of the race before they all got exposed. [/b][/quote]
I should have put (sarcasm) under.

He's a car thief and went to prison for that!

That's enough to be not eligible for governor of California. [/b][/quote]
That and starring in Different Strokes and then being a loser in life afterwards. :frown:

achtungbaby

08-08-2003, 12:57 PM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (BigLew @ Aug 7 2003, 06:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Wow, it's turning into a bigger fiasco than I'd originally thought. [/b][/quote]
You thought that this wouldn't be an absolute debacle?

Regardless of my feelings on Davis, I am totally against retarded recall efforts. They're about as democratic and empowering of the citizenry as California's state propositions -- but even those don't get thrown on some special ballot to hit an already low-voting rate public by surprise.

I hope Darrell Issa is happy with the circus he's begun.

AliBabaIncorporated

08-08-2003, 01:03 PM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (YuheiCarreau @ Aug 7 2003, 08:14 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> He was the mayor of Cleveland during the time that it defaulted (went bankrupt). He was caught in scandal of his own making when he visited a hooker and wrote her a rubber check. Yeah, it's pretty much been downhill ever since... [/b][/quote]
:blink:

Man I'm not sure who's dumber, a guy who would write a personal check to a hooker, or a hooker who would take checks from a john ...

RasFarengi

08-08-2003, 01:04 PM

It's all about <span style='color:blue'>Gary <span style='color:red'>Coleman </span></span>baby!

BigLew

08-08-2003, 01:07 PM

Someone recently told me Larry Flynt had a hand in saving Clinton from impeachment. Anyone want to validate?

Faithless

08-08-2003, 01:38 PM

What's with this urge to merge? Three. Three threads in one. :luv:

DragonKnight

08-08-2003, 02:47 PM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ism @ Aug 7 2003, 05:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Computer Geek Grrl Georgy Russell (http://www.georgyforgov.com/)
[/b][/quote]
She's kinda cute. :ph34r:

ism

08-08-2003, 02:47 PM

updated list of candidates from the Sac Bee (http://capwiz.com/sacbee/election/all_races/?state=ca)

Who knew Gallagher's first name?

bluetrianglescott

08-12-2003, 07:36 AM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (DragonKnight @ Aug 8 2003, 01:47 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ism @ Aug 7 2003, 05:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Computer Geek Grrl Georgy Russell (http://www.georgyforgov.com/)
[/b][/quote]
She's kinda cute. :ph34r:[/b][/quote]
She's definitely cute. I'm going to move to California, vote for her, and then maybe she will fall in love with me and make me her First Man in the governor's mansion. What should I say in the creepy letters I send to her?

DragonKnight

08-12-2003, 10:21 AM

Think she has a thing for Asian guys? *grin*

yoMAMA

08-12-2003, 09:48 PM

I'd vote for the porn star!

GOD BLESS THE GREAT STATE OF CALIFORNIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Faithless

08-12-2003, 11:20 PM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bluetrianglescott @ Aug 12 2003, 06:36 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (DragonKnight @ Aug 8 2003, 01:47 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ism @ Aug 7 2003, 05:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Computer Geek Grrl Georgy Russell (http://www.georgyforgov.com/)
[/b][/quote]
She's kinda cute. :ph34r:[/b][/quote]
She's definitely cute. I'm going to move to California, vote for her, and then maybe she will fall in love with me and make me her First Man in the governor's mansion. What should I say in the creepy letters I send to her? [/b][/quote]
That's $3,500 (or whatever the entrance fee is) down the drain.

Should have just spent it on a worthwhile charity, rather than satisfying her ego.

Regarding her open letter:

http://www.georgyforgov.com/letter.htm
While this recall is abhorrent, it does provide us citizens an opportunity rare in this modern political landscape: a means to take back this state.

It's a very small means. After the big boys starting shelling out the tens of thousands of dollars in just one day, she'll wish she had spent the doe on fixing up her Cabriolet. :dance:

ism

08-14-2003, 10:10 AM

Hanging Chads Are Back!

According to this NY Times story (via Yahoo!) (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=68&ncid=68&e=14&u=/nyt/20030810/ts_nyt/awildcardanditisntschwarzenegger), the infamous punch card ballots will be used in the recall election. The ballots are known for causing problems for Florida in the 2000 Presidential election. While the ballots are outlawed in California, the ban does not take place until March 2004, and many counties have not updated to the newer machines. More than half of California's 58 counties, including Los Angeles County, will use the punch cards. Although the publicity is said to make voters more aware of the inaccuracies, making the ballots reliable, the number of candidates may make it very clumsy.

DragonKnight

08-14-2003, 10:16 AM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ism @ Aug 14 2003, 10:10 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Hanging Chads Are Back!

According to this NY Times story (via Yahoo!) (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=68&ncid=68&e=14&u=/nyt/20030810/ts_nyt/awildcardanditisntschwarzenegger), the infamous punch card ballots will be used in the recall election. The ballots are known for causing problems for Florida in the 2000 Presidential election. While the ballots are outlawed in California, the ban does not take place until March 2004, and many counties have not updated to the newer machines. More than half of California's 58 counties, including Los Angeles County, will use the punch cards. Although the publicity is said to make voters more aware of the inaccuracies, making the ballots reliable, the number of candidates may make it very clumsy. [/b][/quote]
Oh great... :rolleyes:

ism

08-15-2003, 10:21 PM

Independent Poll Places Bustamante Ahead of Schwarzenegger; Davis Less Popular

Unlike many other polls, which group Davis among the other candidates, a poll asking the same quests the actual ballot would places Bustamante at getting 25% of the vote. Schwarzenegger follows with 22%, and the rest follow in single digits.

State Sen. Tom McClintock took 9 percent; businessman Bill Simon won 8 percent; former baseball commissioner Peter Ueberroth received 5 percent; all three are Republicans. Independent and columnist Arianna Huffington got 4 percent, and Green Party candidate Peter Camejo received 2 percent.

The poll also found that Davis' approval rating is 22 percent, the lowest ever for a California governor. His ouster is now supported by 58 percent, a rise from last month's 51 percent.

full article (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A712-2003Aug15.html)

ChinaLama

08-16-2003, 10:34 PM

it's funny how this "historic recall" vote quickly got turned into "huge but not really funny joke." i mean, aren't there over 100 candidates for governor now? some of whom have openly said "i'm not even gonna try." Personally, I think Gary Coleman SHOULD try. Arnold vs Arnold. How cool would that be huh?

BigLew

08-17-2003, 12:09 AM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ChinaLama @ Aug 16 2003, 09:34 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> it's funny how this "historic recall" vote quickly got turned into "huge but not really funny joke."... [/b][/quote]
Personally, I think it is hilarious.

ism

08-19-2003, 01:07 AM

http://www.amigovernorornot.com/

not worksafe because of a nude Arnold Schwarzenegger (full frontal).

ism

08-20-2003, 01:02 PM

Contribute Campaign Funds, Date Porn Star

Porn actress Mary Carey, one of 135 candidates running for governor of California, has offered to go on a date with anyone giving $5,000 or more to her campaign to replace Gov. Gray Davis if he is recalled by voters Oct. 7.

Asked if the date could lead to a sexual encounter, campaign aide Jayson Helgeson replied, "I don't think so, that's not part of it. It's like a normal date." Pressed to clarify what a normal date means for a woman who has appeared in both explicit lesbian and heterosexual scenes, he put the phone on hold to clarify and then responded: "No sex, no matter what."

full article (http://money.cnn.com/2003/08/20/news/funny/porn_date.reut/)

BigLew

08-20-2003, 01:31 PM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ism @ Aug 20 2003, 12:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Contribute Campaign Funds, Date Porn Star

Porn actress Mary Carey, one of 135 candidates running for governor of California, has offered to go on a date with anyone giving $5,000 or more to her campaign to replace Gov. Gray Davis if he is recalled by voters Oct. 7.

Asked if the date could lead to a sexual encounter, campaign aide Jayson Helgeson replied, "I don't think so, that's not part of it. It's like a normal date." Pressed to clarify what a normal date means for a woman who has appeared in both explicit lesbian and heterosexual scenes, he put the phone on hold to clarify and then responded: "No sex, no matter what."

full article (http://money.cnn.com/2003/08/20/news/funny/porn_date.reut/) [/b][/quote]
LOL :lol:

achtungbaby

08-21-2003, 12:11 PM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (yoMAMA @ Aug 12 2003, 09:48 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> GOD BLESS THE GREAT STATE OF CALIFORNIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [/b][/quote]
Couldn't have said it better:)

mr. x

08-21-2003, 01:00 PM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ism @ Aug 19 2003, 12:07 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> http://www.amigovernorornot.com/

not worksafe because of a nude Arnold Schwarzenegger (full frontal). [/b][/quote]
how bigs his governor?

anyway imagine if mary carey (porn star) loses and then does a political themed porno, what would it be called:

"politically blonde"

"Hung Chad"

"Govern-her"

"Mary Carey vs. Gary Poleman"

okay sorry that was stupid

but man imagine if she won, itd be entertaining for a few days then we'd be really fucked