Man pretty sure his mother knows about his penis [Archive]

ism

08-05-2003, 12:59 PM

Jonah Falcon's penis is 9.5 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect. Tense your forearm. Now wrap your hand around the middle of the muscle. That is the girth of Falcon's erection.

Falcon asked that if his mother was to be interviewed, his penis not be mentioned. "I'm pretty sure she knows about it, but it's not a topic for a mother."

Asked about his childhood, [his mother] interrupts. "I know the reason you're calling. Look, it's genetic. He was born like that, and he was always big for his age. But it's not his big penis, it's society's need to fixate on it. We're in a world where men see their manhood in their penises."

Rolling Stone article (http://www.rollingstone.com/features/featuregen.asp?pid=1672)

Article has a link to his site with... pictures.

Faithless

08-05-2003, 01:05 PM

I don't get the mother angle. I'm sure that she and the guys at the gym are the only ones to see it. But really!

teaz0r

08-05-2003, 01:07 PM

ouch.

kimpossible

08-05-2003, 01:11 PM

I think I'm going to faint. Woof.

moJo

08-05-2003, 04:29 PM

he's fugly. i can't believe rolling stone mag published this article!

amietron

08-05-2003, 04:49 PM

he's alright here:

<img src='http://www.mindspring.com/~jonahnynla/JONAHHBO.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

not horribly ugly. average.

Faithless

08-05-2003, 04:53 PM

Tsk! Tsk! Post his privates. Can I post a pic of a chick with big hoo-hoos?

moJo

08-05-2003, 04:55 PM

sheesh, the diff btwn the rolling stone article and those that amie posted is huge. he musta lost like 100 pounds or something. so he's not fugly in the above pics... i haven't checked his site or anything yet, but i'm assuming he's a porn star now?

TB4000

08-05-2003, 05:33 PM

LOL, the irony is that dudes are always saying they wanna be bigger but if you had that wish, it'd be fucked up big time....you'd be a circus freak.

pfc beansprout

08-05-2003, 05:41 PM

heh......ladies, who's first in line?

RasFarengi

08-05-2003, 05:45 PM

Damn...that's like Markie Mark Walburg the Viet Basher in that movie...uh...damn what was the name of it, where he played a 70's porn star?

Naw...that's alright, I like what I got, I don't want to be that big, he is a freak, and all that won't even fit in a normal woman, so I can't imagine sex would be enjoyable for him...some positions would be near impossible for him too...woman on top? Forget it, unless you want to go to the ER and get a brace put on your "thing.." naw bra got problems... :(

amietron

08-05-2003, 05:55 PM

i think someone is jealous because the white guy has the bigger mister winky.

Hiroshi2

08-05-2003, 06:06 PM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ism @ Aug 5 2003, 02:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Jonah Falcon's penis is 9.5 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect. Tense your forearm. Now wrap your hand around the middle of the muscle. That is the girth of Falcon's erection.

Falcon asked that if his mother was to be interviewed, his penis not be mentioned. "I'm pretty sure she knows about it, but it's not a topic for a mother."

Asked about his childhood, [his mother] interrupts. "I know the reason you're calling. Look, it's genetic. He was born like that, and he was always big for his age. But it's not his big penis, it's society's need to fixate on it. We're in a world where men see their manhood in their penises."

Rolling Stone article (http://www.rollingstone.com/features/featuregen.asp?pid=1672)

Article has a link to his site with... pictures. [/b][/quote]
I read that article a month or two ago. When I read about the size of that thing, I literally wanted to throw up.

Bigger is better sure, but 13 inches???? I agree that this guy is a freak.

And did you read the entire article? The guy can suck his own dick "but hasn't done so since [he] was about 18".

:rolleyes:

Napoleon Chynamite

08-05-2003, 06:07 PM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (amietron @ Aug 5 2003, 03:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> he's alright here:

<img src='http://www.mindspring.com/~jonahnynla/JONAHHBO.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

not horribly ugly. average. [/b][/quote]
that's badass

the penis should have its own social security number

Napoleon Chynamite

08-05-2003, 06:09 PM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Hiroshi2 @ Aug 5 2003, 05:06 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> And did you read the entire article? The guy can suck his own dick "but hasn't done so since [he] was about 18".

:rolleyes: [/b][/quote]
Dude, mine isn't anywhere close to 13 inches and I can still suck my own dick. Never actually tried it though...theoretically I could. Not that I am proud of it...or anything :unsure:

RasFarengi

08-05-2003, 06:13 PM

Dude, mine isn't anywhere close to 13 inches and I can still suck my own dick. Never actually tried it though...theoretically I could. Not that I am proud of it...or anything 

:blink: OMG...that is way too much info bra.. :gross:

Napoleon Chynamite

08-05-2003, 06:16 PM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (RasFarengi @ Aug 5 2003, 05:13 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Dude, mine isn't anywhere close to 13 inches and I can still suck my own dick. Never actually tried it though...theoretically I could. Not that I am proud of it...or anything

:blink: OMG...that is way too much info bra.. :gross: [/b][/quote]
what, you don't believe me?

wait til I get my hands on a scanner or digicam

Rogmok

08-05-2003, 08:59 PM

he's realy fat in the rolling stone pic for some reason..

so ladies... is that too big?

Tao

08-05-2003, 09:02 PM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (FrozenPizza @ Aug 5 2003, 09:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (RasFarengi @ Aug 5 2003, 05:13 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Dude, mine isn't anywhere close to 13 inches and I can still suck my own dick. Never actually tried it though...theoretically I could. Not that I am proud of it...or anything

:blink: OMG...that is way too much info bra.. :gross: [/b][/quote]
what, you don't believe me?

wait til I get my hands on a scanner or digicam [/b][/quote]
please don't. i don't want to go blind

Napoleon Chynamite

08-05-2003, 09:13 PM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Tao @ Aug 5 2003, 08:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (FrozenPizza @ Aug 5 2003, 09:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (RasFarengi @ Aug 5 2003, 05:13 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Dude, mine isn't anywhere close to 13 inches and I can still suck my own dick. Never actually tried it though...theoretically I could. Not that I am proud of it...or anything

:blink: OMG...that is way too much info bra.. :gross: [/b][/quote]
what, you don't believe me?

wait til I get my hands on a scanner or digicam [/b][/quote]
please don't. i don't want to go blind [/b][/quote]
hehehehehehehehe

Eros

08-05-2003, 09:37 PM

Erm... those pics posted are old. The rolling stones pics are fairly recent so he's gained a lot of weight. As for his mother knowing, I'm sure she does since supposedly there was an interview with her (or at least some shots of her) on a site that had some movies involving Jonah. He's rather annoying... he keeps talking about how much he hates that he gets so much publicity because he has a huge penis yet for years he's been doing stuff on the net involving it (videos, his website, hbo interviews, etc.).

tvbdude

08-05-2003, 09:37 PM

he got those type of eyes. what do u call those? in cantonese it's called "dau gai ngan"

Green_Circle

08-05-2003, 10:07 PM

It seems that the guys are more curious than the girls. Wuzzup??

Eros

08-05-2003, 10:12 PM

Girls say "eek" and look away while guys spend time comparing, perhaps? ;)

AngryABCGirl

08-05-2003, 10:16 PM

:blink:

I don't want to fuck that.

golden_buns

08-05-2003, 10:18 PM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (AzNBuffGrL @ Aug 5 2003, 09:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> :blink:

I don't want to fuck that. [/b][/quote]
liar

moschikat

08-05-2003, 10:32 PM

I'm with her . . . I wouldn't want to fuck that.

:blink:

mr. x

08-05-2003, 10:39 PM

man, if only there was a penis donor program :rolleyes:

a few inches for me, a few inches for my buddy...

Hiroshi2

08-05-2003, 10:49 PM

That part about him having an 8-inch long penis when he was like 10 years old is pretty scary, though.....

BeTheReds

08-05-2003, 11:34 PM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (FrozenPizza @ Aug 6 2003, 10:09 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Hiroshi2 @ Aug 5 2003, 05:06 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> And did you read the entire article? The guy can suck his own dick "but hasn't done so since [he] was about 18".

:rolleyes: [/b][/quote]
Dude, mine isn't anywhere close to 13 inches and I can still suck my own dick. Never actually tried it though...theoretically I could. Not that I am proud of it...or anything :unsure: [/b][/quote]
Um.. TMFI?

Dude, that's just nasty... And I hope you are joking...

Napoleon Chynamite

08-05-2003, 11:53 PM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (BeTheReds @ Aug 5 2003, 10:34 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (FrozenPizza @ Aug 6 2003, 10:09 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Hiroshi2 @ Aug 5 2003, 05:06 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> And did you read the entire article? The guy can suck his own dick "but hasn't done so since [he] was about 18".

:rolleyes: [/b][/quote]
Dude, mine isn't anywhere close to 13 inches and I can still suck my own dick. Never actually tried it though...theoretically I could. Not that I am proud of it...or anything :unsure: [/b][/quote]
Um.. TMFI?

Dude, that's just nasty... And I hope you are joking... [/b][/quote]
It is nasty.

That's why I'll never try it.

Faithless

08-06-2003, 11:44 AM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (mr. x @ Aug 5 2003, 09:39 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> man, if only there was a penis donor program :rolleyes:

a few inches for me, a few inches for my buddy... [/b][/quote]
Hm. The science hasn't even been perfected on the lengthening procedure. :frown:

moJo

08-06-2003, 11:51 AM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Rogmok @ Aug 5 2003, 07:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
so ladies... is that too big? [/b][/quote]
YES, that is way too big - i cannot imagine how that can be fun or not-painful. unless a chick has a gigantic vagina or is a porn star/hooker/slut so she's stretched out.

kimpossible

08-06-2003, 12:31 PM

Well I think it's the fantasy of hugeness, not the reality that is attractive.

Faithless

08-06-2003, 12:36 PM

Is it me or does there seem to be a couple of dominant fixation themes at YW:
* Weenies, and
* Race issues.

kimpossible

08-06-2003, 12:39 PM

You forgot boobies.

moJo

08-06-2003, 12:47 PM

and sex in general.

kitty

08-06-2003, 01:01 PM

I thought it was sick... and the man is sooo ugly and seems to be a dick (pun intended), so he's totally not attractive. It seems like it would just hurt.

I bet he doesn't ever get any.

YuheiCarreau

08-06-2003, 03:55 PM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ChottoMatte @ Aug 6 2003, 03:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Is it me or does there seem to be a couple of dominant fixation themes at YW:
* Weenies, and
* Race issues. [/b][/quote]
Are you insinuating something about the Mister Winky (http://forums.yellowworld.org/index.php?showtopic=10187) thread?

Emperor_Mike

08-06-2003, 05:18 PM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ChottoMatte @ Aug 6 2003, 11:36 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Is it me or does there seem to be a couple of dominant fixation themes at YW:
* Weenies, and
* Race issues. [/b][/quote]
Obviously, no one will stop with the weenie discussions until someone steps up to the plate and debunks the "Asian men have small penises" myth. Allow me to enter my 7.5x6 specimen for your perusal... *zzzzip*

:P

To be honest, issues of race is fine since it is a problem we must deal with. However, perhaps we ought to look into discussing possible ways to counterbalance the general "unfairness" out in society and working toward creating viable solutions rather than express outrage all the time. Makes sense, yes?

Deadpool

08-06-2003, 07:29 PM

I think the majority of women would love to test ride it.

Emperor_Mike

08-06-2003, 08:26 PM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Deadpool @ Aug 6 2003, 06:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> I think the majority of women would love to test ride it. [/b][/quote]
I think they already have. The article mentioned that the fellow has had quite a few partners in the past and one while he was underaged. :ph34r:

YuheiCarreau

08-06-2003, 09:42 PM

Uh, I think a man with a 13" penis is sort of like a woman with quintuple-R sized breasts. We're all kinda curious to see what it looks like, but I don't know that many people that'd want to actually have sex with someone just 'cause he / she is that well-endowed.

Besides, are we supposed to believe him when he says how many women he's been with? I mean, he's still a guy.

Eros

08-06-2003, 09:53 PM

Yeah... as a friend said, at a certain large size all you can do is pet it.

Hmm... what's this trend in posting dick sizes. We aren't going to need a new topic in the men's section, are we?

Faithless

08-06-2003, 09:53 PM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (YuheiCarreau @ Aug 6 2003, 08:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Uh, I think a man with a 13" penis is sort of like a woman with quintuple-R sized breasts. We're all kinda curious to see what it looks like, but I don't know that many people that'd want to actually have sex with someone just 'cause he / she is that well-endowed. [/b][/quote]
Oh, you'd be suuuurprised. That's what fetishes are all about, after all.

Emperor_Mike

08-06-2003, 10:37 PM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ChottoMatte @ Aug 6 2003, 08:53 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Oh, you'd be suuuurprised. That's what fetishes are all about, after all. [/b][/quote]
Wouldn't intercourse like that draw blood and/or do serious damage? It'd be pretty horrific to read in the news that a woman died of internal injuries whilst having sex.

Deadpool

08-06-2003, 10:45 PM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (YuheiCarreau @ Aug 6 2003, 08:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> but I don't know that many people that'd want to actually have sex with someone just 'cause he / she is that well-endowed.

[/b][/quote]
You'd be suprised, considering schlong size is one of the core topics of discussion when a group of girls get together to talk about guys.

Eros

08-06-2003, 11:42 PM

From what I've heard when talking to girls, 13 inches is far from ideal... And I do get to play "girl friend" to girls on occasion so they aren't trying to make me feel comfortable.

Faithless

08-07-2003, 12:09 AM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Emperor_Mike @ Aug 6 2003, 09:37 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Wouldn't intercourse like that draw blood and/or do serious damage? It'd be pretty horrific to read in the news that a woman died of internal injuries whilst having sex. [/b][/quote]
Well, considering that a babies body can come out of there, I don't see what the problem is. What the problem is? A lot of lube and wetness and everything all-light! :dance:

Emperor_Mike

08-07-2003, 12:15 AM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ChottoMatte @ Aug 6 2003, 11:09 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Well, considering that a babies body can come out of there, I don't see what the problem is. What the problem is? A lot of lube and wetness and everything all-light! :dance: [/b][/quote]
I'm thinking that there's probably some biological different I'm not aware of. :D

golden_buns

08-07-2003, 02:21 AM

if he really digs in, that thing will come out of the girl's mouth

etcj

08-07-2003, 05:07 AM

Ahemm...oddly enough, I think I saw that guy on a gay hookup site. Well now you guys know where I spend my non-YW online time, hehe. Anyways, I remember him trying to advertise to folks about his huge dong, but I just took as some size queen who got wiggy from some bad crack.

Hey, I might like dick, but one that huge is, as Eros put it, just for petting.

kimpossible

08-07-2003, 09:17 AM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (etcj @ Aug 7 2003, 04:07 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Ahemm...oddly enough, I think I saw that guy on a gay hookup site. Well now you guys know where I spend my non-YW online time, hehe. Anyways, I remember him trying to advertise to folks about his huge dong, but I just took as some size queen who got wiggy from some bad crack.

Hey, I might like dick, but one that huge is, as Eros put it, just for petting. [/b][/quote]
*lol*

my tummy hurts from laughing

Eros

08-07-2003, 11:00 AM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ChottoMatte @ Aug 7 2003, 02:09 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Well, considering that a babies body can come out of there, I don't see what the problem is. What the problem is? A lot of lube and wetness and everything all-light!  :dance: [/b][/quote]
I don't know about you, but having a girl high off many drugs, grabbing my hand tightly, doing that weird breathing, and yelling "YOU DID THIS TO ME YOU BASTARD!!!!" isn't much of a turn on while penetrating. :P Plus, women's bodies do a lot of odd things while pregnant, giving birth, and a little while afterwards that they can't do later.

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (etcj @ Aug 7 2003, 07:07 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Ahemm...oddly enough, I think I saw that guy on a gay hookup site. Well now you guys know where I spend my non-YW online time, hehe. Anyways, I remember him trying to advertise to folks about his huge dong, but I just took as some size queen who got wiggy from some bad crack.

Hey, I might like dick, but one that huge is, as Eros put it, just for petting.[/b][/quote]

Yeah.... I think I've heard some mention that he might be gay (stories, posts on forums, etc). I always assume they're fake. Then again, I've heard little proof that he is hetero. His tight silver pants with the bulge showing does look very cruisy.... :huh:

achtungbaby

08-28-2003, 06:55 PM

Moving to Sex & Health.

ChinaLama

08-28-2003, 06:59 PM

mr. x

08-28-2003, 10:53 PM

if i could suck my own dick, i would never get a gf. or a bf. i'll be happy to be a virgin for life. safer that way.

ANYWAYS... yeah that dude should develop a style of martial arts using his cock. The Japanese can make a cool hentai based on his life. Or have they already done so, one called Ogenki Clinic?

dont ask me how i know this but theres this one about a perverted teacher who screws this shy student who's uh, well endowed

i uh, heard about this yeah

Emperor_Mike

08-28-2003, 11:15 PM

dont ask me how i know this but theres this one about a perverted teacher who screws this shy student who's uh, well endowed

i uh, heard about this yeah

Mr. X experienced "bad touching" in school.

Bad teacher...bad.

ellsworth81

08-29-2003, 06:02 AM

if i could suck my own dick, i would never get a gf. or a bf. i'll be happy to be a virgin for life. safer that way.

ANYWAYS... yeah that dude should develop a style of martial arts using his cock. The Japanese can make a cool hentai based on his life. Or have they already done so, one called Ogenki Clinic?

haha, one episode was enough for me. talk about off the wall