pregnancy

[golden_buns]

what if your condom ripped while you were at it?
Is it 100% sure that the girl could get pregnant?
Are there any emergency contraception methods?

[537]

No.

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by golden_buns@Jun 20 2003, 12:29 PM
what if your condom ripped while you were at it?
Is it 100% sure that the girl could get pregnant?
no.

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by golden_buns@Jun 20 2003, 12:29 PM

Are there any emergency contraception methods?

the morning after pill or tell her to take two of the highest dose estrogen/estradiol pills from her pill pack. sort of like a morning after pill.

not gonna jinx you.

but, the odds of getting pregnant are pretty low. make it short: the window to fertilization is 4 days out of the 28 days. 2 days prior to ovulation and 2 days after the initial release of the egg. and take into account sperm has a lifespan of 24hrs.

[golden_buns]

Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Jun 20 2003, 09:49 AM
the morning after pill or tell her to take two of the highest dose estrogen/estradiol pills from her pill pack. sort of like a morning after pill.

not gonna jinx you.

but, the odds of getting pregnant are pretty low. make it short the window to fertilization is 4 days out of the 28 days. 2 days prior to ovulation and 2 days after the initial release of the egg. and take into account sperm has a lifespan of 24hrs.
You mean something like Preven or Plan B?

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by golden_buns@Jun 20 2003, 12:52 PM
Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Jun 20 2003, 09:49 AM
the morning after pill or tell her to take two of the highest dose estrogen/estradiol pills from her pill pack. sort of like a morning after pill.

not gonna jinx you.

but, the odds of getting pregnant are pretty low. make it short the window to fertilization is 4 days out of the 28 days. 2 days prior to ovulation and 2 days after the initial release of the egg. and take into account sperm has a lifespan of 24hrs.
You mean something like Preven or Plan B?
si

i think you have to take it within 24 hrs.

forgot.

[golden_buns]

phewww!
:dance:

[golden_buns]

Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Jun 20 2003, 09:53 AM
si

i think you have to take it within 24 hrs.

forgot.
me? I'm not the one getting pregnant

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by golden_buns@Jun 20 2003, 12:57 PM
Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Jun 20 2003, 09:53 AM
si

i think you have to take it within 24 hrs.

forgot.
me? I'm not the one getting pregnant
yeah yeah don't be a picky bastard.

[golden_buns]

HAHAHAHAHAHA :lol:

[deez nuts]

she has to take it within 72 hrs. not 24 hrs. heh heh heh got it confused with the patient orders i'm writing up...ooopsies.

you're in cali, right now. so, you can get preven without a prescrip.

god bless the hippocrates and pdr program on my palm pilot.

[ChinaLama]

That's why you shoulda had anal sex, gb. :( anyways, what's done is done. hope you can take your mind off it cuz most likely she won't get pregnant. if it were that easy to get a woman pregnant, why does it usually take a while for married couples trying to have a kid to get the wife pregnant? :)

[deez nuts]

or you can smoke a lot of weed and kill or immobilize those suckers!

[537]

Originally posted by ChinaLama@Jun 20 2003, 10:04 AM
That's why you shoulda had anal sex, gb. :( anyways, what's done is done. hope you can take your mind off it cuz most likely she won't get pregnant. if it were that easy to get a woman pregnant, why does it usually take a while for married couples trying to have a kid to get the wife pregnant? :)
Easy - when men get married, they lose their nuts.

[golden_buns]

Originally posted by ChinaLama@Jun 20 2003, 10:04 AM
That's why you shoulda had anal sex, gb. :( anyways, what's done is done. hope you can take your mind off it cuz most likely she won't get pregnant.
what are you talking about, I haven't had sex.
I was just curious

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by golden_buns@Jun 20 2003, 01:23 PM
what are you talking about, I haven't had sex.
I was just curious
sex?

what's that?

male or female?

hahahaha

[golden_buns]

I'm all about staying pure 'til I find my other half.

[sOKaLiBoY]

Originally posted by golden_buns@Jun 20 2003, 11:29 AM
I'm all about staying pure 'til I find my other half.
damn you don't see too many like you these days. i envy you

[Emperor_Mike]

Originally posted by sOKaLiBoY@Jun 20 2003, 10:50 AM
damn you don't see too many like you these days. i envy you
Yup. Wish I had that sort of willpower when I was a teenager. :(

[Faithless]

Originally posted by golden_buns@Jun 20 2003, 09:29 AM
what if your condom ripped while you were at it?
Is it 100% sure that the girl could get pregnant?
Are there any emergency contraception methods?
Long straw and strong lungs? :ph34r:

[ChinaLama]

Originally posted by golden_buns@Jun 20 2003, 06:23 PM
what are you talking about, I haven't had sex.
I was just curious
oh, that's good. so i can make insensitive comments like "you can always punch her in the stomach" without offending you? :)

[Emperor_Mike]

Originally posted by ChottoMatte@Jun 20 2003, 03:45 PM
Originally posted by golden_buns@Jun 20 2003, 09:29 AM
what if your condom ripped while you were at it?
Is it 100% sure that the girl could get pregnant?
Are there any emergency contraception methods?
Long straw and strong lungs? :ph34r:
Well, that was uncalled for. :blink:

[tvbdude]

Originally posted by ChottoMatte@Jun 20 2003, 07:45 PM
Originally posted by golden_buns@Jun 20 2003, 09:29 AM
what if your condom ripped while you were at it?
Is it 100% sure that the girl could get pregnant?
Are there any emergency contraception methods?
Long straw and strong lungs? :ph34r:
haha, oh shit that's funny :lol:

[Deadpool]

get her to take a day after pill or after day pill whatever its called i forgot. but you can get it at Planned Parentfood. If all else fails, kick her in the stomach.

[mr. x]

dont worry buns, we'll get through this....together

[golden_buns]

Originally posted by ChottoMatte@Jun 20 2003, 03:45 PM
Originally posted by golden_buns@Jun 20 2003, 09:29 AM
what if your condom ripped while you were at it?
Is it 100% sure that the girl could get pregnant?
Are there any emergency contraception methods?
Long straw and strong lungs? :ph34r:
If that was the case, I'd be posting pics of it all over yw

[golden_buns]

Originally posted by ChinaLama@Jun 20 2003, 06:05 PM
oh, that's good. so i can make insensitive comments like "you can always punch her in the stomach" without offending you? :)
try that on the anti-abortionists and tell me what happens

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by golden_buns@Jun 24 2003, 07:32 AM
try that on the anti-abortionists and tell me what happens
the looks on the anti-abortionist's faces will be priceless when lama eats the baby bits after a performed abortion.

**hands lama the rusty clothes hanger**

feeding time, lama.

[Tao]

Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Jun 24 2003, 12:10 PM
the looks on the anti-abortionist's faces will be priceless when lama eats the baby bits after a performed abortion.

**hands lama the rusty clothes hanger**

feeding time, lama.
note to self: develop weird sense of humor in order to become a surgeon

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by Tao@Jun 24 2003, 11:24 AM
Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Jun 24 2003, 12:10 PM
the looks on the anti-abortionist's faces will be priceless when lama eats the baby bits after a performed abortion.

**hands lama the rusty clothes hanger**

feeding time, lama.
note to self: develop weird sense of humor in order to become a surgeon
oh yeah, that's right.

you haven't met chinalama. yw's resident baby eater.

i like to think of him as flushing's own jeffrey dahmer. but, not as violent or homicidal.

[Tao]

Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Jun 24 2003, 12:36 PM
Originally posted by Tao@Jun 24 2003, 11:24 AM
Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Jun 24 2003, 12:10 PM
the looks on the anti-abortionist's faces will be priceless when lama eats the baby bits after a performed abortion.

**hands lama the rusty clothes hanger**

feeding time, lama.
note to self: develop weird sense of humor in order to become a surgeon
oh yeah, that's right.

you haven't met chinalama. yw's resident baby eater.

i like to think of him as flushing's own jeffrey dahmer. but, not as violent or homicidal.
he doesn't look cannabalistic from his profile pic on xanga

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by Tao@Jun 24 2003, 11:42 AM
Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Jun 24 2003, 12:36 PM
Originally posted by Tao@Jun 24 2003, 11:24 AM
Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Jun 24 2003, 12:10 PM
the looks on the anti-abortionist's faces will be priceless when lama eats the baby bits after a performed abortion.

**hands lama the rusty clothes hanger**

feeding time, lama.
note to self: develop weird sense of humor in order to become a surgeon
oh yeah, that's right.

you haven't met chinalama. yw's resident baby eater.

i like to think of him as flushing's own jeffrey dahmer. but, not as violent or homicidal.
he doesn't look cannabalistic from his profile pic on xanga
looks can be deceiving.

plus he mentioned his propensity for eating babies on yw. only time will tell if it ever manifests.

[ChinaLama]

Originally posted by Tao@Jun 24 2003, 04:42 PM
Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Jun 24 2003, 12:36 PM
Originally posted by Tao@Jun 24 2003, 11:24 AM
Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Jun 24 2003, 12:10 PM
the looks on the anti-abortionist's faces will be priceless when lama eats the baby bits after a performed abortion.

**hands lama the rusty clothes hanger**

feeding time, lama.
note to self: develop weird sense of humor in order to become a surgeon
oh yeah, that's right.

you haven't met chinalama. yw's resident baby eater.

i like to think of him as flushing's own jeffrey dahmer. but, not as violent or homicidal.
he doesn't look cannabalistic from his profile pic on xanga
hmmmi never publicize my xanga so i wonder how anyone would know about it. god, steve and meena, you can stalk me if i'm that important to you but don't get other people involved. now i feel so violated. :(

i think there's no really significant difference b/w a fetus and a baby. if abortion isn't wrong, then neither is baby-eating. but i would still prefer dogs over any baby cuz dogs have leaner meat.

to be perfectly serious, I'm actually quite against abortion but I think that's a discussion for another thread. :D

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by ChinaLama@Jun 24 2003, 12:25 PM

hmmmi never publicize my xanga so i wonder how anyone would know about it. god, steve and meena, you can stalk me if i'm that important to you but don't get other people involved. now i feel so violated. :(

i'm really after that tomato.

nothing will come between me and mr happy bouncy tomato.

[himura-dono]

Originally posted by ChinaLama@Jun 24 2003, 09:25 AM
Originally posted by Tao@Jun 24 2003, 04:42 PM
Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Jun 24 2003, 12:36 PM
Originally posted by Tao@Jun 24 2003, 11:24 AM
Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Jun 24 2003, 12:10 PM
the looks on the anti-abortionist's faces will be priceless when lama eats the baby bits after a performed abortion.

**hands lama the rusty clothes hanger**

feeding time, lama.
note to self: develop weird sense of humor in order to become a surgeon
oh yeah, that's right.

you haven't met chinalama. yw's resident baby eater.

i like to think of him as flushing's own jeffrey dahmer. but, not as violent or homicidal.
he doesn't look cannabalistic from his profile pic on xanga
hmmmi never publicize my xanga so i wonder how anyone would know about it. god, steve and meena, you can stalk me if i'm that important to you but don't get other people involved. now i feel so violated. :(

i think there's no really significant difference b/w a fetus and a baby. if abortion isn't wrong, then neither is baby-eating. but i would still prefer dogs over any baby cuz dogs have leaner meat.

to be perfectly serious, I'm actually quite against abortion but I think that's a discussion for another thread. :D
first off, doc, pwahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha about china lama's baby eating.

dude, lama, you know deep down you're thrilled, don't pretend you're not. :rolleyes: closet xanga whore.

[Emperor_Mike]

Xanga's actually pretty good if you want to share your experiences with the world. Me? I fill mine out with every day nonsense. There's nothing deep and contemplative in my journal at all. There are attempts, however.

[Barbs]

i love my xanga. i love my livejournal more but i do love my xanga.

that being said--in response to the original post:

make her eat a papaya a day. i heard that will make her naturally abort. CSB u can correct me on this old wive's tale if u like.

maybe she can drink a bottle of gin. that helps too.

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by Barbs@Jun 24 2003, 03:07 PM
make her eat a papaya a day.  i heard that will make her naturally abort.  CSB u can correct me on this old wive's tale if u like.

maybe she can drink a bottle of gin.  that helps too.
i never heard that. alcohol i.e. gin, probably. but, if it fails you gonna have one messed up kid on your hands i.e. fetal alcohol syndrome. i also heard the tale of consuming mass amounts of sodium would spontaneously abort the fetus **shrug**

when it comes to the intangibles of ob/gyn, i would trust a woman's knowledge over my own. i just go by what i was taught and what i've read from medical textbooks.

[mrazntre]

just punch her in the stomach

[Tao]

Originally posted by ChinaLama@Jun 24 2003, 01:25 PM
Originally posted by Tao@Jun 24 2003, 04:42 PM
Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Jun 24 2003, 12:36 PM
Originally posted by Tao@Jun 24 2003, 11:24 AM
Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Jun 24 2003, 12:10 PM
the looks on the anti-abortionist's faces will be priceless when lama eats the baby bits after a performed abortion.

**hands lama the rusty clothes hanger**

feeding time, lama.
note to self: develop weird sense of humor in order to become a surgeon
oh yeah, that's right.

you haven't met chinalama. yw's resident baby eater.

i like to think of him as flushing's own jeffrey dahmer. but, not as violent or homicidal.
he doesn't look cannabalistic from his profile pic on xanga
hmmmi never publicize my xanga so i wonder how anyone would know about it. god, steve and meena, you can stalk me if i'm that important to you but don't get other people involved. now i feel so violated. :(

i think there's no really significant difference b/w a fetus and a baby. if abortion isn't wrong, then neither is baby-eating. but i would still prefer dogs over any baby cuz dogs have leaner meat.

to be perfectly serious, I'm actually quite against abortion but I think that's a discussion for another thread. :D
yeah i'm secretly stalking you bwahahahhaha

you so sexay

[applehead]

Originally posted by golden_buns@Jun 20 2003, 09:54 AM
phewww!
:dance:
to prevent something like this from happening again.
i suggest you get a vasectomy.
that's right boys.
a vasectomy!!!!!!
that way when the condom breaks you
can worry about other stuff.
like, STDs.

[himura-dono]

the only REAL std to worry about IS pregnancy...

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by applehead@Jun 25 2003, 12:56 AM
Originally posted by golden_buns@Jun 20 2003, 09:54 AM
phewww!
:dance:
to prevent something like this from happening again.
i suggest you get a vasectomy.
that's right boys.
a vasectomy!!!!!!
that way when the condom breaks you
can worry about other stuff.
like, STDs.
i did my own vasectomy myself.

i'm talented like that.

[MellowDrama]

Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Jun 25 2003, 06:40 AM
Originally posted by applehead@Jun 25 2003, 12:56 AM
Originally posted by golden_buns@Jun 20 2003, 09:54 AM
phewww!
:dance:
to prevent something like this from happening again.
i suggest you get a vasectomy.
that's right boys.
a vasectomy!!!!!!
that way when the condom breaks you
can worry about other stuff.
like, STDs.
i did my own vasectomy myself.

i'm talented like that.
:gross:

[Barbs]

u can always do the "at home vasectomy". u know, the one where u get bashed real hard a million times in the balls with a heavy dull object.

[SunWuKong]

Originally posted by Barbs@Jun 25 2003, 03:31 PM
u can always do the "at home vasectomy". u know, the one where u get bashed real hard a million times in the balls with a heavy dull object.
my god, woman. what a horrible image.

[himura-dono]

hey barb's, is that anything like the at home female sterilization where you gut her like a fish and prop an open microwave next to her?

[golden_buns]

Originally posted by Barbs@Jun 25 2003, 11:31 AM
u can always do the "at home vasectomy". u know, the one where u get bashed real hard a million times in the balls with a heavy dull object.
How disturbing, I almost fainted reading this

[Uncle Tat]

Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Jun 25 2003, 07:40 AM
Originally posted by applehead@Jun 25 2003, 12:56 AM
Originally posted by golden_buns@Jun 20 2003, 09:54 AM
phewww!
:dance:
to prevent something like this from happening again.
i suggest you get a vasectomy.
that's right boys.
a vasectomy!!!!!!
that way when the condom breaks you
can worry about other stuff.
like, STDs.
i did my own vasectomy myself.

i'm talented like that.
Um csb you just learned how to tie your shoes.

A vasectomy is tying something else. I'll spare your virgin ears.

[Uncle Tat]

Originally posted by Barbs@Jun 25 2003, 02:31 PM
u can always do the "at home vasectomy". u know, the one where u get bashed real hard a million times in the balls with a heavy dull object.
Or I can bash her stomach really hard a million times till she bleeds out blood and either has a misscarriage or dies. Either way is good.

[ChinaLama]

speaking of vasectomies, uncle tat told 2 chicas in hs that a friend of ours was getting a vasectomy when he was away from school for a while. and the women believed him.

[tvbdude]

I have no clue how a woman's menstrual cycle works and how to get her pregnant

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by Uncle Tat@Jun 25 2003, 11:58 PM
Or I can bash her stomach really hard a million times till she bleeds out blood and either has a misscarriage or dies. Either way is good.
actually i still can't tie my shoes.

velcro baby!

[golden_buns]

it makes me wonder though. A friend of mine got her girl pregnant, he says he didn't come inside her, I guess she was on the very fertile stage and he spilled a few drops before taking it out.

Anyways, he just had his first son and will be getting married in august at the tender age of 22.

Now, that's some scary shit

[golden_buns]

Originally posted by Barbs@Jun 24 2003, 12:07 PM
make her eat a papaya a day.
papaya is a pretty efficient natural laxative. Great for pulling out things from your ass. Don't know nor heard that it does the same thing for pregnancy