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TyroneK(prettypretty)
06-10-2003, 11:46 AM
SWK's whining got me all in the mood to vent.

I really feel like fucking something up.

And not the way I usually fuck things up. I mean intentionally burn down something precious. I feel like destroying something beautiful.

lethal
06-10-2003, 11:48 AM
Burn the Robert E. Lee statue on Monument...oh wait...you said "beautiful"...nevermind.

kimpossible
06-10-2003, 11:52 AM
Burn my rotten bugger of a neighbour. We'll make him up pretty beforehand.

teaz0r
06-10-2003, 12:46 PM
Originally posted by VBKao@Jun 11 2003, 01:46 AM
I feel like destroying something beautiful.
pour acid on your face.

537
06-10-2003, 12:49 PM
I've felt that before. Not 'destroying something beautiful' in the Fight Club sense of the phrase, but more like smashing something into a million tiny bits. If you've ever watched Mystery Men, then you can keep replaying the scene where Ben Stiller's character /Furious Man?/ goes into a rage and attempts to demolish a car. That scene just makes me laugh uncontrollably as he tries different things to fuck up the vehicle, but they don't work. If you watch that scene in your head, is there any chance that urge might dissipate?

TyroneK(prettypretty)
06-10-2003, 01:12 PM
That scene sounds really funny 537. Reminds me when I go apeshit and break stuff but the stuff takes longer to break than I planned.

And Pipsy, I said something beautiful, not something plain.

Napoleon Chynamite
06-10-2003, 01:26 PM
What's with all the unhappiness 'round here? Everything's gonna be alllll right :D

SunWuKong
06-10-2003, 02:06 PM
hey don't blame it on me man, i only whined for an hour or two after the LSAT.

it's the summer, smoke a joint and relax. you'll have plenty of time to feel pissy when the summer is over.

TyroneK(prettypretty)
06-10-2003, 02:28 PM
Accept some responsibility, dude. Don't try to pull this false ascetic superiority bullshit.

Where did I learn how to whine?

I learned it by watching you, Rad. I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU!

People who bitch online have virtual friends who bitch online.

lethal
06-10-2003, 02:33 PM
Originally posted by 537@Jun 10 2003, 03:49 PM
I've felt that before. Not 'destroying something beautiful' in the Fight Club sense of the phrase, but more like smashing something into a million tiny bits. If you've ever watched Mystery Men, then you can keep replaying the scene where Ben Stiller's character /Furious Man?/ goes into a rage and attempts to demolish a car. That scene just makes me laugh uncontrollably as he tries different things to fuck up the vehicle, but they don't work. If you watch that scene in your head, is there any chance that urge might dissipate?
Mr. Furious

sOKaLiBoY
06-10-2003, 02:34 PM
jeez such bitterness around here. sounds like you need a cig or a beer

SunWuKong
06-10-2003, 02:51 PM
Originally posted by VBKao@Jun 10 2003, 05:28 PM
Accept some responsibility, dude. Don't try to pull this false ascetic superiority bullshit.

Where did I learn how to whine?

I learned it by watching you, Rad. I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU!

People who bitch online have virtual friends who bitch online.
alright then. when you move up here, we'll have to smoke a joint together.

deez nuts
06-10-2003, 03:04 PM
wow sucks to be you guys.

pfc beansprout
06-10-2003, 03:26 PM
..it's all this rain goin on...it's gonna rain all week here in the midwest.... :angry:

himura-dono
06-10-2003, 06:01 PM
Originally posted by 537@Jun 10 2003, 11:49 AM
I've felt that before. Not 'destroying something beautiful' in the Fight Club sense of the phrase, but more like smashing something into a million tiny bits. If you've ever watched Mystery Men, then you can keep replaying the scene where Ben Stiller's character /Furious Man?/ goes into a rage and attempts to demolish a car. That scene just makes me laugh uncontrollably as he tries different things to fuck up the vehicle, but they don't work. If you watch that scene in your head, is there any chance that urge might dissipate?
i am jack's unholy wrath...

ren28
06-10-2003, 06:10 PM
I blew stuff up a few days ago on my yearly camping trip. It was a binary explosive and it sounded like TNT or something. It was nothing like regular exploding targets. The smoke clouds rose up about 40 yards over the point of the explosion. :D

mr. x
06-10-2003, 08:32 PM
Originally posted by VBKao@Jun 10 2003, 10:46 AM
SWK's whining got me all in the mood to vent.

I really feel like fucking something up.

And not the way I usually fuck things up. I mean intentionally burn down something precious. I feel like destroying something beautiful.
shoot uncle tat through the front door

tvbdude
06-10-2003, 09:40 PM
Originally posted by ren28@Jun 10 2003, 09:10 PM
I blew stuff up a few days ago on my yearly camping trip. It was a binary explosive and it sounded like TNT or something. It was nothing like regular exploding targets. The smoke clouds rose up about 40 yards over the point of the explosion. :D
how do u make binary explosive?

ren28
06-10-2003, 09:53 PM
Originally posted by tvbdude@Jun 10 2003, 09:40 PM
how do u make binary explosive?
You can get some from ebay. I think that's where my friend got his.

Emperor_Mike
06-10-2003, 10:04 PM
How about balloon? You can always blow up a balloon. No fear of casualties, lawsuits, and incarceration for one.

Uncle Tat
06-10-2003, 10:51 PM
Originally posted by mr. x@Jun 10 2003, 10:32 PM
Originally posted by VBKao@Jun 10 2003, 10:46 AM
SWK's whining got me all in the mood to vent.

I really feel like fucking something up.

And not the way I usually fuck things up. I mean intentionally burn down something precious. I feel like destroying something beautiful.
shoot uncle tat through the front door
Mr. X I know who you are. You better watch out! Evergreen Terrace right?

teaz0r
06-11-2003, 12:36 AM
Originally posted by Emperor_Mike@Jun 11 2003, 12:04 PM
How about balloon? You can always blow up a balloon. No fear of casualties, lawsuits, and incarceration for one.
wow. that's -so- optimistic. i started imagining piglet saying:

"nobody can be uncheered by a balloon".

you would thrive in hallmark.

Fireblade
06-11-2003, 03:08 AM
I want my hands to run red
just so I can destroy something...
if nothing at all...
myself.

TyroneK(prettypretty)
06-11-2003, 07:46 AM
Originally posted by Emperor_Mike@Jun 11 2003, 12:04 AM
How about balloon? You can always blow up a balloon. No fear of casualties, lawsuits, and incarceration for one.
A real Napolean follower would have told me to beat up some Austrians and Prussians and then invade Russia.

Emperor_Mike
06-11-2003, 11:36 AM
Originally posted by VBKao@Jun 11 2003, 06:46 AM
A real Napolean follower would have told me to beat up some Austrians and Prussians and then invade Russia.
Take your troops and go have a repeat of Jena, Auerstadt, Eylau, Wagram, Aspern-Essling, Austerlitz, Borodino, Smolensk, etc, etc. at some poor sap's expense. :D

As for myself, Napoleon had an army. All I have are a few classes full of disgruntled and disagreeable classmates who'd rather go off on summer vacation. Actually, I'm disgruntled and disagreeable too. Can't wait to go home.

Sigh.

Emperor_Mike
06-11-2003, 11:37 AM
Originally posted by teaz0r@Jun 10 2003, 11:36 PM
wow. that's -so- optimistic. i started imagining piglet saying:

"nobody can be uncheered by a balloon".

you would thrive in hallmark.
"So Mike, what do you do for a living?"

"I write greeting cards for Hallmark."


It's a possible career change, but I'll have to analyse the wisdom in pursuing such a radical move in life. ;)

applehead
06-11-2003, 01:02 PM
Originally posted by VBKao@Jun 10 2003, 01:28 PM
Accept some responsibility, dude. Don't try to pull this false ascetic superiority bullshit.

Where did I learn how to whine?

I learned it by watching you, Rad. I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU!

People who bitch online have virtual friends who bitch online.
RAD. do you accept full blame for this?
you whiner.

Green_Circle
06-15-2003, 08:22 AM
Why not blow up a nice inflatable doll, the anatomically correct kind. Have fun!!