Real Life Confessions

[deez nuts]

post your confessions here:

i'll start: hi, my momma still buys my clothes and dresses me.

[sOKaLiBoY]

Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Apr 29 2003, 05:48 AM
post your confessions here:

i'll start: hi, my momma still buys my clothes and dresses me.
well i'm almost the same as you. my mommy still buys my clothes but i dress myself :P

[golden_buns]

I kicked my math teacher's ass back in 10th grade, flunked the class, and flunked the year. Yet I managed to get the teacher fired, pass the class, and make it to 11th grade cuz my dad bribed the principal of my school.

[Tao]

I admit it I am deep-throat

[Tao]

Originally posted by golden_buns@Apr 29 2003, 12:06 PM
I kicked my math teacher's ass back in 10th grade, flunked the class, and flunked the year. Yet I managed to get the teacher fired, pass the class, and make it to 11th grade cuz my dad bribed the principal of my school.
wow, that's the reason why i love latin america, no legal bull crap like here in the states.

[golden_buns]

Originally posted by Tao@Apr 29 2003, 08:08 AM
wow, that's the reason why i love latin america, no legal bull crap like here in the states.
the guy deserved it though, so in the end; justice was served

[applehead]

Originally posted by golden_buns@Apr 29 2003, 08:14 AM
the guy deserved it though, so in the end; justice was served
what did your teacher do to you?

[golden_buns]

Originally posted by applehead@Apr 29 2003, 08:15 AM
what did your teacher do to you?
he had been flunking me on purpose. The usual fair grade for my exams would be B's or C's, but this guy would find lame ass excuses to take off a lot of points from my tests and homeworks.

I complained about it to the principle months before but they didn't do anything, so right about when the year was about to finish he flunked me on the final (in which later got regraded by another teacher and I got a B ), which meant that I had to repeat 10th grade again. So I lost it and I beated him up

[deez nuts]

another confession: i'm really mexican

[golden_buns]

Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Apr 29 2003, 09:03 AM
another confession: i'm really mexican
me too

[teaz0r]

Originally posted by golden_buns@Apr 29 2003, 11:06 PM
Yet I managed to get the teacher fired.
hi5!

my spanish teacher in high school was fired too!
i didn't beat him up though.

[SunWuKong]

my confession: i'm in love with greena.

[g-boogie]

Originally posted by SunWuKung@Apr 29 2003, 01:30 PM
my confession: i'm in love with greena.
ew

[applehead]

you're in love with everyone!

[SunWuKong]

Originally posted by g-boogie@Apr 29 2003, 02:38 PM
ew
do you love me yet? or should i check with you again next week?

[MellowDrama]

Did everything in Better Luck Tomorrow, except for murder and drug dealing. Stole cars and other stuff, defrauded stores, vandalized, beat people up. Why? Because we were bored. I finished top of my class and got into an Ivy to boot.

[g-boogie]

Originally posted by SunWuKung@Apr 29 2003, 01:39 PM
do you love me yet? or should i check with you again next week?
ew

[SunWuKong]

Originally posted by g-boogie@Apr 29 2003, 02:40 PM
ew
ok gotcha. next week it is.

[g-boogie]

Originally posted by SunWuKung@Apr 29 2003, 01:41 PM
ok gotcha. next week it is.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[SunWuKong]

Originally posted by g-boogie@Apr 29 2003, 02:41 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
don't fight it. love is in the air. i can smell it.
it's either that or korean bbq that i smell. i had it for lunch.

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by SunWuKung@Apr 29 2003, 01:39 PM
do you love me yet? or should i check with you again next week?
perhaps if you sing for her.

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by MellowDrama@Apr 29 2003, 01:40 PM
Did everything in Better Luck Tomorrow, except for murder and drug dealing.  Stole cars and other stuff, defrauded stores, vandalized, beat people up. Why? Because we were bored.  I finished top of my class and got into an Ivy to boot.
you and every other asian kid in high school i knew.

[SunWuKong]

Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Apr 29 2003, 02:47 PM
perhaps if you sing for her.
i told meena to get me a korean song to sing. but she won't do it.
it's perfect for a koreanphile like me to serenade korean girls with.

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by SunWuKung@Apr 29 2003, 01:50 PM
i told meena to get me a korean song to sing.  but she won't do it.
it's perfect for a koreanphile like me to serenade korean girls with.
perhaps a poem then?

oooh to stay on topic: i confess i like to wake up in the mornings to watch the sunrise and write poetry.

[applehead]

:lol:

[MellowDrama]

Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Apr 29 2003, 12:47 PM
you and every other asian kid in high school i knew.
Exactly. That's why I scoff at people who think the characters in BLT are "made up." There's thousands of kids out there like that.

[SunWuKong]

Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Apr 29 2003, 02:51 PM
Originally posted by SunWuKung@Apr 29 2003, 01:50 PM
i told meena to get me a korean song to sing. but she won't do it.
it's perfect for a koreanphile like me to serenade korean girls with.
perhaps a poem then?

oooh to stay on topic: i confess i like to wake up in the mornings to watch the sunrise and write poetry.
maybe if i learn to write her name in korean, she'll fall madly in love with me.

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by MellowDrama@Apr 29 2003, 01:52 PM
Exactly. That's why I scoff at people who think the characters in BLT are "made up." There's thousands of kids out there like that.
werd....C.C!

which also justifies me not paying 10 bucks to see the movie.

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by SunWuKung@Apr 29 2003, 01:52 PM
Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Apr 29 2003, 02:51 PM
Originally posted by SunWuKung@Apr 29 2003, 01:50 PM
i told meena to get me a korean song to sing. but she won't do it.
it's perfect for a koreanphile like me to serenade korean girls with.
perhaps a poem then?

oooh to stay on topic: i confess i like to wake up in the mornings to watch the sunrise and write poetry.
maybe if i learn to write her name in korean, she'll fall madly in love with me.
nah, too much work. sounds really moist.

[lethal]

I'm really a woman.

[ChinaLama]

Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Apr 29 2003, 12:48 PM
post your confessions here:

i'll start: hi, my momma still buys my clothes and dresses me.
my mom still cooks, cleans, buys my clothes, etc for me. Yes i'm a mommas boy.

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by ChinaLama@Apr 29 2003, 02:43 PM
Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Apr 29 2003, 12:48 PM
post your confessions here:

i'll start: hi, my momma still buys my clothes and dresses me.
my mom still cooks, cleans, buys my clothes, etc for me. Yes i'm a mommas boy.
that's really getting played out, jing...kinda how like my "itis" is played out.

[ChinaLama]

Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Apr 29 2003, 08:05 PM
Originally posted by ChinaLama@Apr 29 2003, 02:43 PM
Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Apr 29 2003, 12:48 PM
post your confessions here:

i'll start: hi, my momma still buys my clothes and dresses me.
my mom still cooks, cleans, buys my clothes, etc for me. Yes i'm a mommas boy.
that's really getting played out, jing...kinda how like my "itis" is played out.
hmm do i need a new confession?

i measured my penis in hs and found out i was 3 inches.

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by ChinaLama@Apr 29 2003, 03:09 PM
Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Apr 29 2003, 08:05 PM
Originally posted by ChinaLama@Apr 29 2003, 02:43 PM
Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Apr 29 2003, 12:48 PM
post your confessions here:

i'll start: hi, my momma still buys my clothes and dresses me.
my mom still cooks, cleans, buys my clothes, etc for me. Yes i'm a mommas boy.
that's really getting played out, jing...kinda how like my "itis" is played out.
hmm do i need a new confession?

i measured my penis in hs and found out i was 3 inches.
much better...

that's 2 inches longer than mine.

[ChinaLama]

i didn't say i'm 3 inches now. :D

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by ChinaLama@Apr 29 2003, 03:11 PM
i didn't say i'm 3 inches now. :D
lucky you.

[SunWuKong]

Originally posted by ChinaLama@Apr 29 2003, 04:11 PM
i didn't say i'm 3 inches now. :D
so you're 2 inches now?

[ChinaLama]

Originally posted by SunWuKung@Apr 29 2003, 08:30 PM
so you're 2 inches now?
*not saying*

[mr. x]

Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Apr 29 2003, 04:48 AM
post your confessions here:

i'll start: hi, my momma still buys my clothes and dresses me.
if thats the worst part about u your doing pretty well

[mr. x]

Originally posted by MellowDrama@Apr 29 2003, 10:40 AM
Did everything in Better Luck Tomorrow, except for murder and drug dealing. Stole cars and other stuff, defrauded stores, vandalized, beat people up. Why? Because we were bored. I finished top of my class and got into an Ivy to boot.
did you date two girls on the side? one white one asian?

[ChinaLama]

i confess...my mole lusts meena's mole.

[mr. x]

(warning, post contains word "penis")

on the subject of penises i measured mine to be 3.5

that was a while ago of course <_<

[applehead]

Originally posted by ChinaLama@Apr 29 2003, 08:22 PM
i confess...my mole lusts meena's mole.
i confess.
my mole is a lesbian.

[Adaon]

I have a confession to make: I'm envious of Vic's mad pimping skills. He's already got a date after his finals, and I can't even get one for free weekends. :(

[ChinaLama]

Originally posted by applehead@Apr 30 2003, 04:26 AM
i confess.
my mole is a lesbian.
my mole doesn't have a dick. it can womanfy itself for YOUR mole.

[tvbdude]

I masturbate daily

[mr. x]

pssh

meena, dont u have another confession to make? like hogging up the Karma mrs. moderator?

[applehead]

Originally posted by ChinaLama@Apr 29 2003, 08:28 PM
Originally posted by applehead@Apr 30 2003, 04:26 AM
i confess.
my mole is a lesbian.
my mole doesn't have a dick. it can womanfy itself for YOUR mole.
my mole is officially freaked out by that
little bit of information.

[applehead]

Originally posted by mr. x@Apr 29 2003, 08:28 PM
pssh

meena, dont u have another confession to make? like hogging up the Karma mrs. moderator?
sher.
if you're a good person.
you'll get lots of karma too.
*hug*

[Adaon]

applehead: i'm such a lazy fuck
adaon: ?
adaon: really?
applehead: rad did it for me. ask rad
adaon: the avatar?
adaon: wait wait wait, who did rad do for you?
adaon: you asked rad to kill someone?!
adaon: OMG!!
applehead: he did the.. no no. he did the avatar!
adaon: Wait....but the avatar is YOU....so he did you?!
applehead: NO NO
applehead: HAHAH AJERK!
adaon: rad did a jerk? for you?


There's a confession needed in there somewhere!! :ph34r:

[applehead]

pat has a confession to make.
he LOVES the copy and paste function.
he wants to marry it.

[amietron]

Originally posted by applehead@Apr 29 2003, 08:36 PM
pat has a confession to make.
he LOVES the copy and paste function.
he wants to marry it.
not only does he want to marry it, he wants to make love to it, and lots of babies! :lol:

[ChinaLama]

Originally posted by amietron@Apr 30 2003, 04:44 AM
Originally posted by applehead@Apr 29 2003, 08:36 PM
pat has a confession to make.
he LOVES the copy and paste function.
he wants to marry it.
not only does he want to marry it, he wants to make love to it, and lots of babies! :lol:
you're the only one who would like to have lots of babies, amie-chan. :) i just wanna eat' em.

[applehead]

Originally posted by amietron@Apr 29 2003, 08:44 PM
Originally posted by applehead@Apr 29 2003, 08:36 PM
pat has&nbsp; a confession to make.
he LOVES the copy and paste function.
he wants to marry it.
not only does he want to marry it, he wants to make love to it, and lots of babies! :lol:
*kissy wissy noises*

pat and copy&paste.
sitting on a tree..~

[Adaon]

Originally posted by ChinaLama@Apr 29 2003, 08:44 PM
Originally posted by amietron@Apr 30 2003, 04:44 AM
Originally posted by applehead@Apr 29 2003, 08:36 PM
pat has a confession to make.
he LOVES the copy and paste function.
he wants to marry it.
not only does he want to marry it, he wants to make love to it, and lots of babies! :lol:
you're the only one who would like to have lots of babies, amie-chan. :) i just wanna eat' em.
BABY!! The OTHER OTHER white meat!!

[amietron]

Originally posted by ChinaLama@Apr 29 2003, 08:44 PM
you're the only one who would like to have lots of babies, amie-chan. :) i just wanna eat' em.
awwwwwww. you're the sweetest, jing. =)

[purezero]

I dream incessantly about Rick, Clint, and my onnichans (Vic and Pat) serenading me. That's so HOT. :lol: :luv: :luv: :luv: :lol:

[Adaon]

Originally posted by ti12amisu@May 10 2003, 05:14 PM
I dream incessantly about Rick, Clint, and my onnichans (Vic and Pat) serenading me. That's so HOT. :lol: :luv: :luv: :luv: :lol:
...... :ph34r: :blink: :o :huh: :unsure: :blush: .............

[purezero]

Originally posted by Adaon@May 10 2003, 11:06 PM
...... :ph34r:&nbsp; :blink:&nbsp; :o&nbsp; :huh:&nbsp; :unsure:&nbsp; :blush: .............
:lol: haha :lol:

Oh yeah. Crooning "Unforgettable" from Nat King Cole.

*swoons*

[nonamerasian]

I've littered and I tend to bump old threads.

[tommyhtown]

Sometimes I busted out singing Millia Vanilli's songs.

Girl, you know it's true. Ooh ooh ooh I love you!

[capoeira]

I seek out filipinos for friends because they're cool

Other black people say I talk proper or "white"

I am a retired hacker

I drive a '79 volkswagen beetle

[yoMAMA]

i enjoy picking my nose

[Hiroshi2]

I seek out filipinos for friends because they're cool

Other black people say I talk proper or "white"

I am a retired hacker

I drive a '79 volkswagen beetle





All y'all Negroes up north talk "proper".





I confess to jerking off and *ahem* soiling the bed at an Atlanta hotel room last summer.


It was 7 AM, I had been up all night and the three other dudes who shared a room with me were gone. What else was I gonna do? I had been holding back all week.

[capoeira]

All y'all Negroes up north talk "proper".

Are you crazy? They got slang up here that I don't even understand! Especially new yorkers! Cats be talking about, "A yo God. What's the science? Peep this main! Doggie over hear right be straight up pollian with straight nickles God! With guns like somolians, yo God you aint trouble nigga." All I did was just nod my head and said, "yeah" and gave a slight chuckle pretending I knew what was going on. All I wanted was some weed and he giving me an editorial. (I don't smoke, but I had to make a run for some band at the studio)
:rolleyes:

[Hiroshi2]

Are you crazy? They got slang up here that I don't even understand! Especially new yorkers! Cats be talking about, "A yo God. What's the science? Peep this main! Doggie over hear right be straight up pollian with straight nickles God! With guns like somolians, yo God you aint trouble nigga." All I did was just nod my head and said, "yeah" and gave a slight chuckle pretending I knew what was going on. All I wanted was some weed and he giving me an editorial. (I don't smoke, but I had to make a run for some band at the studio)
:rolleyes:



Yeah I know what you mean, cause I got cousins on Long Island and Maryland..........but still..........there's a LOT more black people that talk proper up north than down here, where dudes sound like they slur words.



I had to go to speech correction classes at age 5, so I speak fairly clearly (but still with a slight southern accent). I had a japanese accent, that's why I had to go class. But since I speak so clearly nowadays, plus the fact I'm half-asian in a city with few asians, people think I'm from somewhere else. Usually they guess California. Maybe New York.

[capoeira]

Yeah, I know what you mean. Up north, we speak proper but use heavy slang. But down south, black people (sweeping generalization) have thick accents down thurrr....

[Hiroshi2]

Ye dawg wen I wen up nawth up thurr to Nu Yawk I ain't unnerstan nuttin y'all muhf*ckaz was sayin, but they sed I sound country, cuz

[capoeira]

^lol!!!

[ShortNBitter]

i am a closet humor racist :(

[kimpossible]

I still have a favorite blankie.

[nonamerasian]

I avoid public bathrooms.

[Banana]

I laugh when people injure themselves. More so if they're doing something stupid which caused it in the first place.

There was this one guy that was doing wheelies on his bike and being a general showboat. Eventually, he misjudged the curb and flew forward and off the bike. He rammed his head into a stair banister and got his head stuck into the poles that hold the banister up.

He really hurt himself and I almost died from laughter. Ok, I go hell now.

[Faithless]

I still have a favorite blankie.
Now that I can believe. :eek:

.
I avoid public bathrooms.
Do run into them often? :confused:

[ShortNBitter]

I still have a favorite blankie.
me 2 :smile:

[urbia]

I'm really an Asiaphile here to pick up teh HAWT AZN chiccas...









(Psst... check the date.)