penile excersises?

[mr. x]

so a friend tells me about this thing he read in Maxim about excercising your "lower" muscle. He said he's gotten results from it.

He basically said, when fully erect you pull forward then left then right then repeat or something

he's indian and those people are gurus and stuff right, so i figured he should know what he's talking about...

[deez nuts]

Tie a 10lb weight to a rope. Tie rope around penis. Throw weight out a 10 story window. :D

[angelwiththesword]

apparently, the muscle that runs from the base of your penis under the pelvic bone and ends close to your anus is a muscle that is good to excersise.

supposedly, if you excersise that muscle, you can prevent ejaculation, and thus proloning sex.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

I woulda thunk that most of us exercise it plenty enuff, regardless of whether or not it's with someone else.

[golden_buns]

Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Mar 8 2003, 05:14 AM
Tie a 10lb weight to a rope. Tie rope around penis. Throw weight out a 10 story window. :D
This comes from a doctor. If anything goes wrong we'll sue his wealthy ass

[teaz0r]

Originally posted by golden_buns@Mar 9 2003, 02:47 AM
This comes from a doctor. If anything goes wrong we'll sue his wealthy ass
:pissed: no!

[deez nuts]

Yes take my student loans!

[golden_buns]

Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Mar 8 2003, 12:24 PM
Yes take my student loans!
f*ck!!!! I'm gonna have to cancel my trip to Jamaica

[mr. x]

so uh...back on topic. I have this other uh, "friend" who has a small muscle and wants to know any proven way to err, lengthen it

[angelwiththesword]

vacuum cleaner :P

[ism]

Penile exercises... well, I suggest you check out Jack Morin's Anal Pleasure & Health because it covers the exercises in depth. I'll summarize the basic info:

There exists muscles near the anus that are not the two sphincters. These are called perineal muscles. The area between the anus and genitals (both males and females) is called the perineum. There are several muscles here, two of which are of note: the bulbocavernosus and pubococcygeus (PC) muscles. The gynecologist Kegel discovered that these muscles randomly contract during arousal and rhythmically during orgasm. He developed exercises for the PC muscles called, appropriately enough, Kegel exercises. By performing them, one can enhance the sensations of orgasm and also control its timing. Since all the muscles influence each other, anal exercises can also help with that.

[purezero]

Originally posted by mr. x@Mar 8 2003, 01:34 PM
so uh...back on topic. I have this other uh, "friend" who has a small muscle and wants to know any proven way to err, lengthen it
I was channel surfing this one night (I find weird things when I do that, don't I?) and there was this one infomercial on. At least I think it is. And it was about this drug, I forget the name, but it's supposed to make you 25% larger in like... 2 weeks, and enhance sexual prowness, or something like that. I sat there and watched the thing, I thought it was hilarious. I think I might have taped part of it, too. Anyway, they had this couple on there, I don't know if they were actors or what, but I felt really bad for the guy. Pretty much his girlfriend, or whatever, was saying that he was lousy in bed, and tiny, until he tried this stuff. Anyway, where was I going with this?

[22drunk]

uhm.... yeah, i don't masturbate. i just exercise my penile muscles daily. ejaculation is just a side effect.

[angelwiththesword]

Originally posted by ism@Mar 8 2003, 11:07 PM
Penile exercises... well, I suggest you check out Jack Morin's Anal Pleasure & Health because it covers the exercises in depth. I'll summarize the basic info:

There exists muscles near the anus that are not the two sphincters. These are called perineal muscles. The area between the anus and genitals (both males and females) is called the perineum. There are several muscles here, two of which are of note: the bulbocavernosus and pubococcygeus (PC) muscles. The gynecologist Kegel discovered that these muscles randomly contract during arousal and rhythmically during orgasm. He developed exercises for the PC muscles called, appropriately enough, Kegel exercises. By performing them, one can enhance the sensations of orgasm and also control its timing. Since all the muscles influence each other, anal exercises can also help with that.
see? i tried to touch on this earlier, and no one paid any attention to me >.<

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Originally posted by angelwiththesword@Mar 9 2003, 01:11 PM
Originally posted by ism@Mar 8 2003, 11:07 PM
Penile exercises... well, I suggest you check out Jack Morin's Anal Pleasure & Health because it covers the exercises in depth. &nbsp;I'll summarize the basic info:

There exists muscles near the anus that are not the two sphincters. &nbsp;These are called perineal muscles. &nbsp;The area between the anus and genitals (both males and females) is called the perineum. &nbsp;There are several muscles here, two of which are of note: the bulbocavernosus and pubococcygeus (PC) muscles. &nbsp;The gynecologist Kegel discovered that these muscles randomly contract during arousal and rhythmically during orgasm. &nbsp;He developed exercises for the PC muscles called, appropriately enough, Kegel exercises. &nbsp;By performing them, one can enhance the sensations of orgasm and also control its timing. &nbsp;Since all the muscles influence each other, anal exercises can also help with that.
see? i tried to touch on this earlier, and no one paid any attention to me >.<
I know the feeling :lol:

[mr. x]

ive heard that those "supplements" are all a sham though, and im not surprised.

what id like to know though is, are these excercises actually effective?

[sandra]

Originally posted by golden_buns@Mar 8 2003, 11:47 AM
This comes from a doctor. If anything goes wrong we'll sue his wealthy ass
sue a member of the mafia, and we'll use you as an example.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Originally posted by kasia@Mar 9 2003, 02:42 PM
sue a member of the mafia, and we'll use you as an example.
I nominate myself as a sue-able candidate...I am always unintentionally pissing people off and making people mad without knowing it.

[mr. x]

umm, so do these methods work?

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Originally posted by mr. x@Mar 9 2003, 03:48 PM
umm, so do these methods work?
Purely for the satiation of ur curiosity right?

[mr. x]

err, yeah

i mean like the original method i was talking about (the one my friend got from Maxim)

[golden_buns]

Originally posted by mr. x@Mar 9 2003, 03:48 PM
umm, so do these methods work?
I don't now man, try them and if it works I'll follow

[golden_buns]

Originally posted by kasia@Mar 9 2003, 02:42 PM
sue a member of the mafia, and we'll use you as an example.
I don't understand these categories on YW, so does anyone from Mafia has more power than you? How doe this work?

[Commando_turned_MD]

Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Mar 8 2003, 05:14 AM
Tie a 10lb weight to a rope. Tie rope around penis.
A proven poor-man's penile enlargement technique :lol:

[kimpossible]

Originally posted by golden_buns@Mar 9 2003, 05:29 PM
I don't understand these categories on YW, so does anyone from Mafia has more power than you?
kasie is quite powerful. she is a demi-god.

[ism]

Originally posted by mr. x@Mar 9 2003, 04:56 PM
ive heard that those "supplements" are all a sham though, and im not surprised.

what id like to know though is, are these excercises actually effective?
Kegel and PC exercises can help control the timing of your orgasms. The best part is you can do them pretty much any time, even while surfing YW. =)

As for messing with the size of your organs, no exercise is gonna help with that.

[mr. x]

Originally posted by Hello_Hapa@Mar 10 2003, 08:56 PM
kasie is quite powerful. she is a demi-god.
but can she help my "friend?"