favorite AIM away messages..

[Rogmok]

what is your favorite/funniest away message..

[Saiko]

I have a whole collection of away messages. One's my shower message.
"I'm taking a hot, steamy, naked shower. Try to refrain from imagining it, you sick bastard.
P.S. I'm a sick bastard too. Let's get together sometime."

[Napoleon Chynamite]

my favorite one is from my friend:

'Food > You'

[YuheiCarreau]

I hate away messages. I find it even more annoying when people leave their message even when they're at the computer, talking to people.

[powdermunkey]

Haha, I'm one of those annoyin' ppl that leave their away messages on while talkin to ppl... sorry :/

Here's one:
"I am currently away waiting for you to get offline"

[Rogmok]

you can leave away messages and talk to people at the same time on AIM??

[pfc beansprout]

hehehe...some good ones i see...here's some of my nice ones...


"i am away from your computer right now"
"busy, go away"
"default away message"


:rolleyes:

[Napoleon Chynamite]

I love away messages. It helps me test out my much-need-to-be-sharpened wit :D

[bigwong235]

"insert witty away message here."

[princess]

Originally posted by bigwong235@Jan 22 2003, 06:05 PM
"insert witty away message here."
lol WHOOOOA so creative...man im blown away :D

[rakovlam]

mine are...

"Thank God I'm not here to talk to you!"
"I'm feeling a little tiredddddddddd...."

[princess]

i like to ask questions or make demands.

for example:
entertain me.

or

if you and i were the last two people on earth, what would we do for entertainment?
the answer to that one is always sex, btw. well, thats what the guys say anyway.

[iris]

I use:

"whoa there buddy. get your paws away from the keyboard. can't you see I have an away message up or are you blind? unless this is a matter of life and death...ask yourself do I really need to talk to Iris at this very moment?"

or

"validating your existence"

or

"objecting to your lifestyle"

[enygma]

this is for all the people who call me arrogant:
"i am off impressing everyone with my marvellous intellect and sparkling wit....
mmmm...not really.....;-)(but i am in class)"

this one seems to worry some people for some reason:
"i am off influencing impressionable young minds....in other words, i'm working. :-D"
(i tutor at a local elementary school)

and this is for bad mood days:
"was there no escape--anywhere--for anyone? it was worth murdering a world.
---Brighton Rock"

[princess]

Originally posted by enygma@Jan 24 2003, 12:19 PM
this is for all the people who call me arrogant:
"i am off impressing everyone with my marvellous intellect and sparkling wit....
mmmm...not really.....;-)(but i am in class)"

this one seems to worry some people for some reason:
"i am off influencing impressionable young minds....in other words, i'm working. :-D"
(i tutor at a local elementary school)

and this is for bad mood days:
"was there no escape--anywhere--for anyone? it was worth murdering a world.
---Brighton Rock"
haha the first ones cute

[himura-dono]

one of my old favorites i still use is:

where did yellow tmuyo go? he ran away because he saw %n.

[bigwong235]

Originally posted by princess@Jan 22 2003, 06:13 PM
lol WHOOOOA so creative...man im blown away :D
i don't use that... i just see other ppl w/it all the time.

here are my random ones:

do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass? do you SEE what happens when you FUCK a stranger in the ass? do you see? do you see?

playing that game. yes, THAT game.

and my fave:

pandas eat bamboo! :D

[amietron]

i haven't been on stinkin' AIM for more than a freaking month. :pissed: :cry:

[bigwong235]

Originally posted by amietron@Jan 24 2003, 10:46 PM
i haven't been on stinkin' AIM for more than a freaking month. :pissed: :cry:
and you've been so productive lately... :ph34r:

[teaz0r]

default: i'm shaking at your click. i had to get naked.

random: i've been in more laps than a napkin.

random: you know the oxygen masks on airplanes? i don't think there's really any oxygen. i think they're just to muffle the screams.

masturbating: i am not available because i am playing a game with my body that takes up the use of both my hands.

[moschikat]

shower : "rub a dub dub, i wish there was a man in my tub"

[Hanuman]

Originally posted by pipSy@Jan 25 2003, 06:51 AM


masturbating: i am not available because i am playing a game with my body that takes up the use of both my hands.
This one is my new favorite.

[Adaon]

Originally posted by moschikat@Jan 25 2003, 07:17 PM
shower : "rub a dub dub, i wish there was a man in my tub"
-wishing I was there-
:ph34r:
Oh crap, that was out loud....erhmmm...on the keyboard.... :P

[blue__blood]

All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

The last one is my favourite though.