Furry little marmots

[iris]

I met up with my aunt for dinner today and she gave me a gift. Inside the box was this awesome jacket with fur trimmings. Gotta be faux I'm thinking, but then I stroke it and it's the softest thing I've ever felt and I realize it's real fur - marmot fur to be exact. Now I wouldn't ever buy fur, but this is a gift and I can't return or refuse it. So I took it home. Now what do I do with it?

[LoneSwordsman]

keep it in the closet?

[VV o n g B a]

if it looks great then wear it. and just tell ppl its fake. its not like YOU paid the money for it.

otherwise sell it on ebay.

[wylin]

Originally posted by iris@Jan 3 2003, 05:01 AM
I met up with my aunt for dinner today and she gave me a gift. Inside the box was this awesome jacket with fur trimmings. Gotta be faux I'm thinking, but then I stroke it and it's the softest thing I've ever felt and I realize it's real fur - marmot fur to be exact. Now I wouldn't ever buy fur, but this is a gift and I can't return or refuse it. So I took it home. Now what do I do with it?
just wear it to peta functions!

[karizma]

what the fuck is a marmot =P

[SunWuKong]

get laid in it :D

[thaite]

Originally posted by SunWuKung@Jan 3 2003, 11:00 AM
get laid in it :D
You offering?

[applehead]

BURN IT

[applehead]

well. actually, iris.
my aunt bought me a shearling for my highschool graduation.
and now my mom has it.
wear it a couple of times when she's around and just.. burn it. yeah. lol

[pfc beansprout]

~return it to it's rightful marmot.... :D

[applehead]

Originally posted by pfc beansprout@Jan 3 2003, 02:46 PM
~return it to it's rightful marmot.... :D
awwwwww...

[Saiko]

I'm confused.
I don't know what a marmot is either, and nobody will explain. :blink:

[iris]

http://www.hoglezoo.org/images/marmot.jpg

That's a marmot!

[applehead]

OH NO!!!!!

iris.... now it's on your... coat. aw.


look how cute it is...

[iris]

Augh! I know! I know! I can tell it's staring at me....judging me.... :ph34r:

[applehead]

oh. that reminds me of the friends episode when phoebe is wearing a fur coat and she takes it off and starts yelling at a squirrel " are you happy now! huh?!"

[SunWuKong]

Originally posted by iris@Jan 3 2003, 09:40 PM
http://www.hoglezoo.org/images/marmot.jpg

That's a marmot!
he looks delicious
maybe deep-fried
or over a grill

[pfc beansprout]

Originally posted by SunWuKung@Jan 4 2003, 12:17 AM
Originally posted by iris@Jan 3 2003, 09:40 PM
http://www.hoglezoo.org/images/marmot.jpg

That's a marmot!
he looks delicious
maybe deep-fried
or over a grill
LOL

[iris]

Bad bad boys!! It's just too cute to harm.

[applehead]

Originally posted by SunWuKung@Jan 3 2003, 09:17 PM
Originally posted by iris@Jan 3 2003, 09:40 PM
http://www.hoglezoo.org/images/marmot.jpg

That's a marmot!
he looks delicious
maybe deep-fried
or over a grill
oh shit. i thought it was will posting that.
then i saw the crazy bananas...

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by iris@Jan 4 2003, 12:24 PM
Bad bad boys!! It's just too cute to harm.
Till it bites you and you have to get prophylactic rabies shots.

[iris]

Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Jan 5 2003, 01:26 AM
Till it bites you and you have to get prophylactic rabies shots.
Gee gramps. Paranoid much? :lol: :lol:

*cuddles the lil marmots :luv:

[SunWuKong]

Originally posted by iris@Jan 4 2003, 12:28 PM
Gee gramps. Paranoid much? :lol: :lol:

*cuddles the lil marmots :luv:
what's better for eating? iris or a marmot?

[iris]

I'd taste horrible, all bones and stringy muscle. :blink:

[SunWuKong]

Originally posted by iris@Jan 4 2003, 12:31 PM
I'd taste horrible, all bones and stringy muscle. :blink:
who said anything about chewing or digestion?

[iris]

that leaves...... :o :o :o

this is about marmots, not irises!

[applehead]

gosh swk.

sexual innuendos up the wazoo.

ya think?

[wylin]

Originally posted by iris@Jan 3 2003, 06:40 PM
http://www.hoglezoo.org/images/marmot.jpg

That's a marmot!
looks quite tastey actually, looks like it tastes like maybe pork or maybe lamb! the cuter it is better it tastes!

[BaiginLong]

iris should be tastier :P
*beats evil side back down*
eheh...eheh...heh
^_^

[wylin]

nah iris probs smells and tastes like fish! =X

[SunWuKong]

Originally posted by wylin@Jan 6 2003, 12:04 PM
nah iris probs smells and tastes like fish! =X
TAP fish!

[applehead]

Originally posted by SunWuKung@Jan 6 2003, 12:14 PM
TAP fish!
i don't get it...

[wylin]

TAP = SWK Taiwanese American Princess (super politcal correct) + fishy smells = Tap Fish

When i see that marmot it reminds me of the golpher game they used to have at chuckiecheeses and makes me want to smash them w/ hammers! just like u smash the golphers down.

[SunWuKong]

Originally posted by wylin@Jan 6 2003, 03:37 PM
TAP = SWK Taiwanese American Princess (super politcal correct) + fishy smells = Tap Fish

When i see that marmot it reminds me of the golpher game they used to have at chuckiecheeses and makes me want to smash them w/ hammers! just like u smash the golphers down.
hahhah last time i went to chucky cheese it was with a bunch of my friends and i jumped up and gave chucky a big hug when i saw him. he was quite surprised and didn't know how to react.

i think that was at least 6 years ago.

[SunWuKong]

Originally posted by tazadar@Jan 6 2003, 05:54 PM
What, that makes you 20 years old? Isn't not too old for Chucky Cheese? You is a weirdo big kid.
i don't know, i was in undergrad. we did stupid shit.

[iris]

You guys are not allowed to talk about me when I'm sleeping! :pissed:

I know where you both live....

[lethal]

Fish oils are supposed to be good for your eyes, right? I bet TAPfish is really healthy.

[SunWuKong]

ok now that iris is awake, we can resume talking about her.

[BaiginLong]

well you don't know where I live so hehehe :P

[Arex]

It's funny that the subject of fish should come up...

That thing looks sort of (but not really) like a capybara... (sorry for the large image size)

http://www.perimeterpoint.com/galleries/mammals/capybara.jpg

The capybara is the largest animal in the rodent family. Indigenous to South America, the rodent was at one time (and may still be?) considered a fish by the Catholic church because it is a partially aquatic animal. Conveniently, that meant that Catholics could eat them over lent...or so I learned on the Discovery Channel.

So, anyway, since a marmot kinda looks like a capybara, perhaps it tastes like a capybara, which is a fish according to the Catholic church. That being the case, I guess it'd be a toss up between eating Iris and eating a marmot since they probably both taste like fish. Of course, Iris is probably a lot more hairy than a marmot so perhaps the marmot is the way to go. j/k =)

Alex

[iris]

I leave for two days to a spa in Japan where I am not allowed a television, a phone of anykind and the internet and this is what it has come down to???

Alex - you probably forgot you gave me your address for Secret Santa but I haven't! And I am bringing a can of whoop ass over to your place! :pissed:


Oh and the capybara is just the cutest widdle thing I've ever seen! Soooo cutesy soft. I want to touch it and hug it and stroke it, and not in a sexual way. :luv:

[deez nuts]

That thing looks like it's ready to strike!

[iris]

I've named it "Jasper" and it's looking at you CSB...judging you.

[lethal]

That thing's considered a "fish" by some people?

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by lethalweapon@Jan 9 2003, 09:53 AM
That thing's considered a "fish" by some people?
Haha yeah...them people need glasses!

That's not a fish! Fish aren't rabies carriers!

[Arex]

Originally posted by iris@Jan 9 2003, 06:13 AM
Alex - you probably forgot you gave me your address for Secret Santa but I haven't! And I am bringing a can of whoop ass over to your place!   :pissed:

Bring it! Me and my talking pets.com sock puppet (my Secret Santa gift) can take anything you can possibly dish out! In fact, I think I'll just kick back and let the sock puppet do all the work. :P

Alex

[iris]

Hahah oh great googly moogly. I was only teasing you about getting a sock puppet as a gift and you actually got one? HAHAHA :lol:

[Arex]

Originally posted by iris@Jan 10 2003, 02:31 AM
Hahah oh great googly moogly. I was only teasing you about getting a sock puppet as a gift and you actually got one? HAHAHA :lol:
Oh jeez...I'd completely forgotten about that! I guess someone else was paying attention. Now the gift has even more meaning! So who the hell was my Secret Santa?!

Alex