For the fellas

[deez nuts]

"Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman"

1. A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other
Christmas trees you have had in the past.
2. Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic
electrical devices.
3. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an
artificial one in the closet.
4. You can feel a Christmas tree before you take
it home.
5. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you look
up underneath it.
6. When you are done with a Christmas tree, you
can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away.
7. A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around
other Christmas trees.
8. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch
football all day.
9. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up
and throw it in the back of your pickup truck.

[axi0m]

Plus, you get a new one every year 'cause the one you have now dies after a month or so! Oh wait, that's not really that cool.. :P

-Satoshi-

[ism]

But goddamn those knotholes are rough.

[Hanuman]

tough to find beaver in an x-mas tree. Squirrels maybe, but no beaver :(

[Hiroshi2]

Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Dec 24 2002, 06:11 AM
"Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman"

1. A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other
Christmas trees you have had in the past.
2. Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic
electrical devices.
3. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an
artificial one in the closet.
4. You can feel a Christmas tree before you take
it home.
5. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you look
up underneath it.
6. When you are done with a Christmas tree, you
can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away.
7. A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around
other Christmas trees.
8. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch
football all day.
9. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up
and throw it in the back of your pickup truck.
Hear, hear!

[pfc beansprout]

what if we have a "xmas bush"....-we did have one when i was younger, there is such thing.... :D

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by pfc beansprout@Dec 25 2002, 04:15 PM
what if we have a "xmas bush"....-we did have one when i was younger, there is such thing.... :D
heheh "x-mas bush" we had one of those when I was in college..ended up smoking it. :D

[rakovlam]

Christmas trees doesn't mind having ornaments on it unlike certain nagging people during their birthdays.

[amietron]

now.. why the hell would you want a beaver?

[bigwong235]

Originally posted by amietron@Dec 27 2002, 01:27 AM
now.. why the hell would you want a beaver?
*pats amy on the head*

shhhh!!

:lol:

[Craig]

Originally posted by amietron@Dec 27 2002, 04:27 AM
now.. why the hell would you want a beaver?
:lol: :lol: :lol:

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by amietron@Dec 27 2002, 04:27 AM
now.. why the hell would you want a beaver?
Beavers are attracted to de wood-D!

[amietron]

Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Dec 27 2002, 06:01 AM
Beavers are attracted to de wood-D!
so are termites..

[thaite]

A Christmas tree won't get mad or say anything if you pick it up and throw it in the wood chipper.

[amietron]

Originally posted by buoywonder@Dec 27 2002, 08:41 PM
A Christmas tree won't get mad or say anything if you pick it up and throw it in the wood chipper.
Yeah it will, BW! It'll shed needles all over the place!

[mrazntre]

Originally posted by amietron@Dec 27 2002, 11:24 PM
so are termites..
just as long as it sucks and doesn't bite..

[amietron]

hello? beavers freaking chuck at wood!

[BaiginLong]

errr amy you dun wanna know what they mean by beaver

[blue__blood]

Obligatory picture post for amietron, heh:

http://www.engrish.com/adultsonly/adultworld/image/spreadbeaver.jpg

[BaiginLong]

OMFG take that offf
nooooo amy don't look!!!!!!!!
why are all of you trying to corrupt the one pure girl in YW???????
dang it Amy, you remind me soooo much of my friend Erica Lin
then my other friends Willet Feng and Andy Lam slowly started corrupting her...

[VV o n g B a]

hehe. amy u also remind me of a naive friend. she was in college and had no idea of what scat, golden showers, fisting, etc was. not to say that she was innocent in her acts tho. everybody thought that she was a playa.

[537]

LOL SCAT

[mrazntre]

Originally posted by amietron@Dec 31 2002, 03:35 AM
hello? beavers freaking chuck at wood!
not the beaver's that i know....

[BaiginLong]

AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

*looks at amietron's purty in ER, turns to the doctor next to me*
we're losing her
*turns to her parents*
sorry there isn't much we can do
the Yellowworld freak virus is spreading too fast
there doesn't seem to be a cure that we can administer at this time
but think of it this way it had to happen sooner or later....eheh..heh..heh
^_^

well hopfully she won't really become a freak
but i guess at least knowing the terminoligy doesn't mean she'll be dirty-minded
I'm not at least heheh

[Adaon]

Originally posted by BaiginLong@Jan 1 2003, 07:28 PM
AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

*looks at amietron's purty in ER, turns to the doctor next to me*
we're losing her
*turns to her parents*
sorry there isn't much we can do
the Yellowworld freak virus is spreading too fast
there doesn't seem to be a cure that we can administer at this time
but think of it this way it had to happen sooner or later....eheh..heh..heh
^_^

well hopfully she won't really become a freak
but i guess at least knowing the terminoligy doesn't mean she'll be dirty-minded
I'm not at least heheh
-poke-
How would you know the meaning of beaver in context of this thread, if you weren't yourself perverted to extent or at least tainted by the knowledge of sins of the flesh? :lol: :lol:

[Fireblade]

So goes the same for you my friend....
*points accusing finger at Adaon*