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SunWuKong
12-13-2002, 07:54 PM
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switching lanes on I66 has never seem so life threatening. i could have killed myself!!!! or worse i could have killed someone else... at least i would have been happy if i killed myself. i would be sad if i killed someone. but then if i died too i wouldn't feel anything. comfortably numb. i like that.


shit typing all that took me 2 or 3 tries...
SunWuKong
12-13-2002, 07:55 PM
bad monkey!!!

you know if i died nobody at YW would know what the hell happened to me.
well maybe my sister would be nice enough to come here and announce my glorious drunken death.
SunWuKong
12-13-2002, 07:55 PM
what the hell did that son of a bitch put in those whiskey sours!?!

talk about delayed effect....
SunWuKong
12-13-2002, 07:56 PM
should i make myself puke?

i don't know. i really liked that appetiser i ate tonight.
SunWuKong
12-13-2002, 07:56 PM
no lunch, half a dinner, and a stomach full of alcohol is a bad combination. please don't try that at home kids.
SunWuKong
12-13-2002, 08:00 PM
i'm surprised i sounded coherent enough to talk to my mother on the phone tonight. i told her i'd go back to HK if i don't get into the schools i apply to. she took it alot better than expected. well i think my family kind of expects me to go back sometime in the future anyway.

going back to china going back to china i'mma go back where i came from yay
ChinaLama
12-13-2002, 08:00 PM
Geezus, you felt the need to create an entire thread to talk to yourself?
lethal
12-13-2002, 08:01 PM
SWK!

What kind of irresponsible asshole drives drunk?

Shame on you! :pissed: :pissed: :pissed:
SunWuKong
12-13-2002, 08:02 PM
i know. i'm a bastard. actually i drove very well. no swerving. but it was a bad thing to do. i should punish myself.
teaz0r
12-13-2002, 08:04 PM
i'll punish you.
iris
12-13-2002, 08:04 PM
Awww Rad.... :( Well I guess we know who's not doing any studying for the LSAT tonite. :lol:
SunWuKong
12-13-2002, 08:05 PM
i want pipsy to punish me and then i want iris to nurse me back to health!
SunWuKong
12-13-2002, 08:06 PM
my throat feels like shit from all that cigarrette smoking tonight
lung cancer i love you!
SunWuKong
12-13-2002, 08:07 PM
drunk drunk drunk
drrruuuuuuuunk one
druuuuuuuuunk two
druuuuuunk three
deez nuts
12-13-2002, 08:08 PM
Now would be a good time for you to go to a brothel to ride out your buzz. Cuz you won't care and think about it right now. It'll hit ya tomorrow and just chalk it up as the effects of the liquor. If you can't afford the full scha-bang ask for a 50/50 and wear a rubber. Them be some dirty bizatches if you hit up the wrong joint.

Dunno any in DC tho....sorry.
deez nuts
12-13-2002, 08:09 PM
I sense an on-going thing with YW and liquor.
SunWuKong
12-13-2002, 08:09 PM
you're not help at all bun jai!
SunWuKong
12-13-2002, 08:10 PM
second page, better than the first... er... actually that's

second verse better than the first
deez nuts
12-13-2002, 08:11 PM
I must live vicariously thru someone nowadays :lol:
SunWuKong
12-13-2002, 08:12 PM
oh shit did i post this in A&E?

moving on up, to the east side of town....
iris
12-13-2002, 08:36 PM
I'd send you some hookers from HK, but I dun think they'd service the flight over in a box even if i punched holes.
SunWuKong
12-13-2002, 08:55 PM
i miss HK
where i can stumble home on a bus at 4 in the morning
AliBabaIncorporated
12-14-2002, 05:46 AM
man ... i've probably already had my last drunken bus ride in HK. and i wasn't even sober enough to appreciate it. :( :cry:
SunWuKong
12-14-2002, 06:47 AM
er....
sober now
closing.... :P