View Full Version : The Majick of Makeup and Lighting; A Journey
popculturepooka
12-09-2008, 04:24 PM
Take a look at this: http://www.soompi.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=176844&pid=7601193&mode=threaded&start=
I was already aware that this happens in Japan to my undying shame, but it's spreading now?!
First reaction: was immediate dismissal (surely such efforts would be better spent trying to wax that 'stache?), then I realized that such innovative uses of over-the-counter cosmetics could be used by myself. Tyson Beckford, here I come.
Second reaction: Imagine if one was into mild pedophilia (the only way I could conceive of someone finding this look attractive on a grownass adult) and somehow progressed to the stage where he finds himself waking up with her. IMAGINE, just IMAGINE, the surprise when you get that traditional morning rollover....
That's so much false advertisement you should be able to sue her.
kimpossible
12-09-2008, 05:14 PM
holy shit... i thought i underwent some extreme stuff for my pics but damn... i'm pretty sure she did more prep even before the listed steps. her stache is gone her skin looks lighter and her hair darker. her brows look done too. the most dramatic change has to be the lid glue and lens. shit, i'm going to start gluing my lids up. +2 charisma modifier.
sandra
12-10-2008, 07:59 AM
how did she lose her chubby cheeks?
cloudzero
12-10-2008, 08:00 AM
this is a great workaround to the law for pedophiles who wants to plow 7 year olds
kimpossible
12-10-2008, 08:15 AM
when you point your chin down and look up it narrows your face and enlarges your eyes by the camera's reckoning.
J Honcanese
12-10-2008, 08:29 AM
Pardon my ignorance, but what on earth is an Ulzzang?
The most disturbing thing has to be the circle lens... it just looks unnatural.
this is a great workaround to the law for pedophiles who wants to plow 7 year olds
THAT'S the best you came up with?
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I'm in the market for a new look. Think I'm trying those saucer eyes first.
AliBabaIncorporated
12-10-2008, 10:30 AM
Pardon my ignorance, but what on earth is an Ulzzang?
basically the korean version of:
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=cam_whore
there's about a million different ways to spell it like eoljjang, uljjang, oljjang, etc.
VV o n g B a
12-10-2008, 10:38 AM
i would have to see this in person to believe there wasn't a lot of photoshopping done to these pics.
cloudzero
12-10-2008, 10:39 AM
i would have to see this in person to believe there wasn't a lot of photoshopping done to these pics.
who wants to be a guinea pig?
popculturepooka
12-10-2008, 01:14 PM
holy shit... i thought i underwent some extreme stuff for my pics but damn... i'm pretty sure she did more prep even before the listed steps. her stache is gone her skin looks lighter and her hair darker. her brows look done too. the most dramatic change has to be the lid glue and lens. shit, i'm going to start gluing my lids up. +2 charisma modifier.
you know you can't say this without someone saying, "pics plz".
and what exactly are circle lens? just eye lenses that are...more circular? do they just enlarge your irises?
and gluing your eyelids surely must not be good for them.
cloudzero
12-10-2008, 01:35 PM
^circle lens i think are wide angle lens used on the camera.
it makes things close up extremely big, and things far away extremely small.
that is how the girls are able to reduce the side of the lower part of the face,
and enlarge the eyes
that or she means eye contacts that make the pupils look larger
kimpossible
12-10-2008, 01:43 PM
i was joking about the glue. at my age it would only increase how old and haggard i am.
cloudzero
12-10-2008, 01:49 PM
so no one wants to be my photoshop guinea pig? kim?
looks like kasia is the only possible victim
kimpossible
12-10-2008, 01:52 PM
i would have to see this in person to believe there wasn't a lot of photoshopping done to these pics.
i'll buy you a pair of saucer contacts and a wig. let's make you purdy. you sher got a purdy mouth *banjo music*
so no one wants to be my photoshop guinea pig? kim?
looks like kasia is the only possible victim
dude, i'm totally disqualified from the get go. YT. also wrinkly and old and tired. i nominate VVongba. we can make that turtle egg a princess.
VV o n g B a
12-10-2008, 02:17 PM
oooh, are pedo-stalkers part of the package too? b/c that would make the offer just too juicy to resist!
cloudzero
12-10-2008, 02:20 PM
well whoever wants it done, should just post a closed-mouth close up shot from a high angle.
Those are actual circular lenses that she inserts into her eyeballs.
I'm seriously thinking about trying this look. Lately I've been looking ragged and sickly. This will give the illusion that I'm more awake than I am and also creep people out since I'm an anti-social introvert.
tommyhtown
12-10-2008, 02:40 PM
I like this thread. I'll ask my ladyboy friends for tips on this. They do know a thing or two about this. I will pass the knowledge along once I know more.
kimpossible
12-10-2008, 02:50 PM
On the topic of mismatches and possible photoshop I had to post this. Saw it yesterday in some news article. I hope it's photoshopped.
http://www.cenegenics-drlife.com/dr_life_3.jpg
December 10, 2008 12:00am
BABY Boomers are leading an extreme fad to not just look young with cosmetic surgery, but feel young with controversial drugs and hardcore exercise and diet regimes.
It's one of those photos that make you do a double-take. Dr. Jeffry Life stands in jeans, his shirt off. His face is that of a distinguished-looking grandpa; his head is balding, and what hair there is is white. But his 69-year-old body looks like it belongs to a muscle-bound 30-year-old.
The photo regularly runs in ads for the Cenegenics Medical Institute, a Las Vegas-based clinic that specializes in "age management," a growing field in a society obsessed with staying young. Life, who swears that's his real last name, also keeps a framed copy of the photo on his office wall at Cenegenics.
"He's the man!" patient Ed Detwiler says teasingly, pointing to the photo of the doctor who, in many ways, has become his role model.
oh that just weirds me out. it looks so fake.
cloudzero
12-10-2008, 03:02 PM
whoever did that didn't put some wrinkles on the body.
popculturepooka
12-10-2008, 03:20 PM
i would have to see this in person to believe there wasn't a lot of photoshopping done to these pics.
why would you not trust a girl who goes to such great lengths to look like an irl anime character? she says that no photoshop was used....that should be good enough for you!
oooh, are pedo-stalkers part of the package too? b/c that would make the offer just too juicy to resist!
You just earned the pedobear seal of approval! (http://image.hazardstrip.com/ico/sprays/pedobear4dzsmalll.jpg)
Oh, and that old man looks like he'd be on who likes the uzzlang look. Just sayin'.
applehead
12-12-2008, 02:21 AM
That is crazy! She looks so different.
Those are actual circular lenses that she inserts into her eyeballs.
I'm seriously thinking about trying this look. Lately I've been looking ragged and sickly. This will give the illusion that I'm more awake than I am and also creep people out since I'm an anti-social introvert.
Yeah seriously. I really need to start making
more of an effort. I'm always looking like a hot mess.
I rarely wear normal pants now because I realized that my somewhat
stylish gym pants look okay outside the gym. I think its
The fact that im lazy abou it And as I get
older I'm more comfortable with myself that I really don't
care what strangers think of me.
Ulzzang is a Korean phrase used by young people mostly.
It's short for ul-gool zzang. Ul-gool means face and zzang
refers to being number one. So ulzzang is someone who is
very good-looking. There's also moem zzang, which
refers to people with a nice physique.
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