A message for women

[Yeahman]

You know that accepting a drink from a guy at a bar/club when you aren't interested is the definition of evil, right?

[applehead]

HA.
i guess today was an unsuccessful night for you.

[Yeahman]

Actually, it wasn't that bad of a night. Even made plans with one of the girls for Friday. Just pissed about my return-on-investment. I don't mind rejection. But reject me before I buy the drink!

[Adaon]

lol. Feminine privilege is what I was told once on the same topic. =P

[Banana]

You know that accepting a drink from a guy at a bar/club when you aren't interested is the definition of evil, right?

Women are evil by default.

[cloudzero]

quote from seinfeld:

George: Can I say one word to you? Lobster. The lobster here is
unbelievable. (looks at the menu) Ooh, a little expensive.
Girlfriend (name?): Twenty five dollars.
George: Yes, well, you know, I'm not thinking about the price. You know
you're the only woman I've never thought about the price. Get the lobster. I
beg you to get the lobster. Go for the lobster.
girlfriend: George, George, uh, I think we have to talk. I think we
have a problem.
George: We do?
girlfriend: We can't keep seeing each other.
George: Why?
girlfriend: (crying) Because it's over. sob, sob, sob It's my
parents, the differences in our religion. Oh George, can you ever forgive me?
sob
Waiter: Uh, have you decided yet?
girlfriend: (crying) Yes. I'll have the lobster.

[Banana]

$25 for lobster isn't expensive at all.

[eos]

crap. i have to stop doing this. i just thought the guys were being nice. oh well.

it's everyone for him/herself then. makes sense.

[Craig]

$25 for lobster isn't expensive at all.The question is, ... when during the run of Seinfeld was this episode ? This quote could be from the 1980s ...

[eos]

banana's just a high roller.

[cloudzero]

$25 for lobster isn't expensive at all.

shit, i rather eat me 12 lbs of msg shrimp at an asian buffet fopr 10$

[snow ninja]

where'd you go? aren't drinks cheap in the states?

around here sometimes at more trendier spots they charge you like $6 but usually just over $5 for a highball.

[AngryABCGirl]

where'd you go? aren't drinks cheap in the states?

around here sometimes at more trendier spots they charge you like $6 but usually just over $5 for a highball.

What the hell, the places I go are are anywhere from $12-16 minimal for a drink.

[snow ninja]

:eek: maybe if you're drinking triple martinis.

I always thot booze flowed like water and cheap in the states seeing that you can buy booze in any store.:confused:

I think our beer is better in Canada. It's less watered down.:smile:

[Yeahman]

I'd say $8-$12 for a cocktail or cheap shot, at the places I frequent.

OK so tonight was better.
I have one more request though. If you aren't interested in meeting guys in general, stay home. Otherwise, that's what Dave Chappelle calls false advertising. You can go drink with your friends at home or something. If you wanna dance, play some music at home and dance all you want. Stay away from the pick up joints! Nobody wants you there. The worst are the girls who don't even look that good, who'd be lucky to get any guy, but they're there because they wanted to go out with friends. I hate hitting on those kinds of girls because I know I'm just inflating their egos. Girls, a lot of times guys will hit on you because they're drunk and you don't look hideous in the dark. Don't flatter yourselves.

[Banana]

Dude, get a halfway decent looking wingman so you can pawn them off.

[eos]

yes i agree. banana's semi-halfway decent looking (meaning "i wouldn't barf if i saw him") so maybe y'all should hit the clubs together.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

^ I don't think any girl has barfed after seeing me either. Damn, I always knew I was the shit.

[Banana]

I repulse women like RAID to insects so I doubt he wants me there. Haha.

[AngryABCGirl]

I'd say $8-$12 for a cocktail or cheap shot, at the places I frequent.

OK so tonight was better.
I have one more request though. If you aren't interested in meeting guys in general, stay home. Otherwise, that's what Dave Chappelle calls false advertising. You can go drink with your friends at home or something. If you wanna dance, play some music at home and dance all you want. Stay away from the pick up joints! Nobody wants you there. The worst are the girls who don't even look that good, who'd be lucky to get any guy, but they're there because they wanted to go out with friends. I hate hitting on those kinds of girls because I know I'm just inflating their egos. Girls, a lot of times guys will hit on you because they're drunk and you don't look hideous in the dark. Don't flatter yourselves.

God, what a fucking pathetic post. Seriously, get a freaking grip, women don't all go out for to get picked up on. Deal with it.

[eos]

no shit. girls go out to have fun. don't flatter yourself in thinking every girl wants YOU. pssh. with that attitude, no wonder you're posting this.

[kimpossible]

God, what a fucking pathetic post. Seriously, get a freaking grip, women don't all go out for to get picked up on. Deal with it.

Oh. I wondered if was running into women who take the drink in order to see if he looks adequately fuckable post-beer goggles. Then decide, no, and go after someone else.

Regardless, I'm sure Jesus would not approve of such activities. And he calls me the cradle Catholic.

[Yeahman]

no shit. girls go out to have fun. don't flatter yourself in thinking every girl wants YOU. pssh. with that attitude, no wonder you're posting this.
I agree. Napoleon Chynamite, stop posting that crap. What makes you think the girls don't barf in their mouth and swallow it?

Seriously, get a freaking grip, women don't all go out for to get picked up on.
That was my point.

Deal with it.
Deal with the stick lodged up your...? Relax! Sheesh. You always take everyone's posts so seriously.

Oh. I wondered if was running into women who take the drink in order to see if he looks adequately fuckable post-beer goggles. Then decide, no, and go after someone else.
But you wanted a Shirley Temple last time I ran into you.

Regardless, I'm sure Jesus would not approve of such activities. And he calls me the cradle Catholic.
Why wouldn't Jesus approve?

[kimpossible]

Fornicator! Hie thee to a monastery!!

Sure, I'll even do you for a drink. The time for me to turn into a cougarish Desperate Housewife is nigh. But you had better not be fat or ugly, or fat AND ugly. I find out you're fat or ugly you're getting negative karma from now on, pal. At least a week's temp ban cuz that's unforgivable.

[Yeahman]

St. Michael, protect me from the snares of this temptress!

[Napoleon Chynamite]

This is what happens when radical leftist religion-haters don't post for awhile. Maybe we should be more tolerant of anti-Christian threads again to mix it up and bring back the good ol' days (not to be confused with the older good ol' days [circa Bush re-election] when actual discussion took place).

[AngryABCGirl]

That was my point.
Deal with the stick lodged up your...? Relax! Sheesh. You always take everyone's posts so seriously.


I'm an asshole what can I say.

[kimpossible]

I demand ye110man post pics.

[eos]

hubert's HOT. he can do whatever he wants.

i have yet to see YOUR face ye110man.

[thaite]

man, this shit would happen to me in college all the time. After I pay for lunch or dinner, all of a sudden she'd have a boyfriend, and I'd be WTF? :confused:

but I'm fat and ugly, so yeah.

[Yeahman]

Who's Hubert?

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Who's Hubert?

Nobody. Just some guy.

[Banana]

Not to derail this thread but I've been meaning to ask...



what the hell is your avatar supposed to be?

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Not to derail this thread but I've been meaning to ask...



what the hell is your avatar supposed to be?

That's a picture my dad took of me when I was 6 years old and had my first of many traumatic experiences after falling while learning how to ride a bike.

[eos]

wow....you were pale.

[Banana]

And apparently a ginger.

[Adaon]

Commander Keen, You are not, Hubert. =) Stop posing. You never had an older brother who played football, and you never took his helmet to go fight aliens.

-Roll eyes-

Admittedly, though, I'm glad I got better at confirming whether going out with a girl was a "date" or "hanging out with a chick friend".

Sadly enough, in the mind of others (from both genders), those are interchangeable. -ROLLS EYES- It just bites a lil bit more when the "hanging out with a chick friend" comes with a higher tab than when it's a "date". Har har har.

[Azn Retribution]

Simple enough.
Don't buy a drink for em unless you already got the chemistry.

Drink = Digits.

Hi. I'm (name)
No compliment, let it flow from there.
Then don't continue conversation real long. cut it off before she does. tell her you gotta go say hi to your friend/cousin/etc and you'll find her for a dance in a bit.

course it often doesn't work for me..
I have this innate sense of picking up girls who have boyfriends.
=/
Always going for what i can't have. even when I don't know it.

[applehead]

but not accepting a drink is rude, no?
what do you do if she says no. drink it yourself?
i don't know how this works.

[Azn Retribution]

but not accepting a drink is rude, no?
what do you do if she says no. drink it yourself?
i don't know how this works.

well.. technically I don't buy drinks for girls unless i know its a lock...
ie.. eyes meet.. smile.. bodylanguage. after introduction is all there.

then I usually ask them what drink they want.. cuz in my experience girls are pretty variable and picky about drinks (Some are weaksauce others are hardcore and want a straight shot)

girls don't usually say just no. they find a creative way to reject me.
along the lines of "If you'll buy my boyfriend one too"

[kimpossible]

but not accepting a drink is rude, no?
what do you do if she says no. drink it yourself?
i don't know how this works.

Yes, I'm curious as well. Do you men go with a set budget of like $50, therefore allotting yourself a three strikes you're shit out of luck attempt at reeling in a woman? Is there really an expectation that one drink obligates her to a swing around your meatpole?

What does a woman get if she buys you a drink? Or if you're going to budget for sex isn't it cheaper long term to out and out pay for it? You'd think.

[eos]

girls know NEVER to accept a drink from a guy who already has it in his hand. come on, that's just common sense.

also, if you accept his invitation, make sure you go WITH him to buy it, don't let him bring it back to you. i made that mistake but good thing the guy was not evil and depraved.

[Faithless]

Not to derail this thread but I've been meaning to ask...

what the hell is your avatar supposed to be?
Hopefully, not how he goes dressed to a bar. That's definitely a date killer.

Why would a nice christian boy be going to a bar in the first place?

[Yeahman]

You guys talking to me?
My avatar is St. Andrew Kim.

Weird situation a couple of nights ago. Found a couple of very responsive girls who drank like fish! After a while I was drunk and lost count of how many drinks I was buying. Didn't find out until I saw my credit card statement!

[Azn Retribution]

You guys talking to me?
My avatar is St. Andrew Kim.

Weird situation a couple of nights ago. Found a couple of very responsive girls who drank like fish! After a while I was drunk and lost count of how many drinks I was buying. Didn't find out until I saw my credit card statement!

I hope you got some action or at the very least a couple of numbers out of that.

[Yeahman]

I got very pissed the next day when I realized I didn't get one of the girls' #.
Two days later I'm flipping through my phone and found that I did get her #... twice!

I'd rather have my money back though! Never spent so much and remembered so little.

[Chester]

I'm assuming this thread is tongue-in-cheek, but to the extent that it might not be...

My advice is: if you go in with some sort of materialistic quid pro quo mindset, then you're going in with the wrong mindset.

[Azn Retribution]

I got very pissed the next day when I realized I didn't get one of the girls' #.
Two days later I'm flipping through my phone and found that I did get her #... twice!

I'd rather have my money back though! Never spent so much and remembered so little.

Good excuse to call her and ask what she remembered.
or if she'd like to have dinner with you and help you remember.

[eos]

or if she'd like to have dinner with you and help you remember.

very smooth.