a loser wants a "Chinese" wife

[cloudzero]

Dear [my gender ambiguous name],

I need a personal web site for the purpose of finding a Chinese wife. I own www.[deleted-to-prevent-promotion].com. I would like her to be
(1) intelligent with an interest in Mathematics or some other science,
(2) want and be able to have children, and
(3) be shy, playful and affectionate. My hobbies and interests include games and puzzles, magic tricks, video games, pool, toy & science stores, Science/Computer/Children's Museums, Mathematics & Theoretical Computer Science, liberal politics, water parks, concerts, making giant bubbles and shooting them with space guns, moonlit walks and pillow fights.

I would like to first have a limited simple one done where I can fill in the names of files to display or text to list interests etc. Then I can add more flashy features for more money. I am interested in any ideas that you have.

Sincerely,
Charlie


with my name being ambiguous in gender, this guy must think im some chick
im deeply disturbed to find this crap leaking even into the freelance world of web development
i don't want to dignify it with a response, but it just pisses me off soo much

and i wish im smart enough to give a response like that guy did with the craiglist gold digger

[nameless]

Guy could be Chinese / Asian himself. How would you feel then?

[VV o n g B a]

u should make a satirical website w/ his name and number and a pic like this:
http://nieuwevriendenvansec3.punt.nl/upload/ugly_guy.jpg

[snailpoo]

My hobbies and interests include games and puzzles, magic tricks, video games, pool, toy & science stores, Science/Computer/Children's Museums, Mathematics & Theoretical Computer Science, liberal politics, water parks, concerts, making giant bubbles and shooting them with space guns, moonlit walks and pillow fights.

So his interests include things you never admit to most girls, moonlit walks, and a side of CRAZY?

[nameless]

lol I stopped reading after magic tricks. But that's too funny to be real.

[cloudzero]

Guy could be Chinese / Asian himself. How would you feel then?

thats still a loser

[nameless]

^Oh, I thought your issue with it was because it was a White guy.

So what's the disturbing part? This is tame compared to craigslist, mail order bride and porn sites.

[applehead]

what are space guns?

[Napoleon Chynamite]

I dun get it. If it's not b/c he may be white, just b/c the guy's a loser or a bit on the geeky side (okay a lot) it bothers you that he put up an ad in search for a partner? Happens all the time.

[eos]

wait a minute....you're a web designer?

[Napoleon Chynamite]

^ No...........I make coffee.

[Banana]

Hook me up.

[eos]

i meant cloudzero.

[thaite]

whoa, total nerd.

[cloudzero]

i meant cloudzero.

web developer

[eos]

same difference.

i have a job for you.

[cloudzero]

can it wait a month? i only do that stuff during the off season

[eos]

are you any good? samples?

and you do have a gender neutral name. i really thought you were a girl at first, paired with that facebook avatar.

how did this loser find you anyway? he sounds like a lonely heart.

[cloudzero]

im guessing he found me on a freelance website and emailed me directly
this mofo sent me sample sites he likes, and to my surprise they were japanese, thai, korean etc. it was offensive that he just used "Chinese" when he really meant asian.

i guess this thread is for venting, since it takes to much self restraint to not reply with something derogatory

[eos]

correction: he sounds CREEPY. omg...he totally reminds me of this one newspaper writer that came to the museum once. his wife is korean and they met when he went there to teach english. she's very nice, quiet, etc. and he's this loud, crass, unattractive, overbearing boor. i remember feeling bad for her when he lectured her about something she did incorrectly, like she was a child.

[Banana]

What caused her to marry someone like this?

[eos]

dude, it's not like i sat down with her and had tea and crumpets.

my guess is.....he tricked her? hahahhhaa

[kimpossible]

with my name being ambiguous in gender, this guy must think im some chick
im deeply disturbed to find this crap leaking even into the freelance world of web development
i don't want to dignify it with a response, but it just pisses me off soo much

and i wish im smart enough to give a response like that guy did with the craiglist gold digger

My dear, this is what you do.

TAKE the job. Half-ass it and overcharge. Talk the guy into including a gallery of 'sexy' pictures of himself (Kimmy wanting The Funny, ya, ya.) Make darn sure you collect every penny via Paypal or some way he can't easily get his money back, then turn it over to BigBadChineseMama and the rest of us. We'll make sure he gets exactly what he deserves.

You make money. We get lulz. He gets attention from Asians. We're all winners.

Fini.

[tommyhtown]

My dear, this is what you do.

TAKE the job. Half-ass it and overcharge. Talk the guy into including a gallery of 'sexy' pictures of himself (Kimmy wanting The Funny, ya, ya.) Make darn sure you collect every penny via Paypal or some way he can't easily get his money back, then turn it over to BigBadChineseMama and the rest of us. We'll make sure he gets exactly what he deserves.

You make money. We get lulz. He gets attention from Asians. We're all winners.

Fini.


WIN-WIN!

[nameless]

My dear, this is what you do.

TAKE the job. Half-ass it and overcharge. Talk the guy into including a gallery of 'sexy' pictures of himself (Kimmy wanting The Funny, ya, ya.) Make darn sure you collect every penny via Paypal or some way he can't easily get his money back, then turn it over to BigBadChineseMama and the rest of us. We'll make sure he gets exactly what he deserves.

You make money. We get lulz. He gets attention from Asians. We're all winners.

Fini.

I wish I was half as smart as you.

Must train harder...

[cloudzero]

My dear, this is what you do.

TAKE the job. Half-ass it and overcharge. Talk the guy into including a gallery of 'sexy' pictures of himself (Kimmy wanting The Funny, ya, ya.) Make darn sure you collect every penny via Paypal or some way he can't easily get his money back, then turn it over to BigBadChineseMama and the rest of us. We'll make sure he gets exactly what he deserves.

You make money. We get lulz. He gets attention from Asians. We're all winners.

Fini.

i sent a delayed reply with some questions
since there is no response, i think either he got shot down hard already
or he hired someone else. either way, i got the domain he gonna use. so ill see something eventually.

[eos]

oh oh oh!!! i wanna see!!! bonus if he has pics up too!!!