Coworkers keep stealing random lunches

[TB4000]

Does this happen at your place of business? Refrigerators are basically fair game for bag snatchers who just browse around until they find something they like, then blatantly steal it. I put a jar of peanut butter in there earlier, and I go back around noon, it's gone. Don't know where it is, who took it, or what. :cmad:

I may have to make a "special sandwich" for someone next time around, and see if they like it.

[LaiSteve66]

Put tape on the container and write "contains backwash/saliva" or something to that effect.

[kimpossible]

I'm sorry. It looked tasty.

[Adaon]

I was hungry, and I couldn't help myself.

I've intentionally made my lunches as full as Sriracha as I could stand to enjoy just to see who was sweating it out eating my lunch, and lo-and-behold, I caught me a lunch bandit at work one day. Sucker got canned for it. Heh. Loser.

[sandra]

once, someone stole the head paralegal's sandwich from the fridge at this law firm i worked at. she sent an inter-office email to *everyone* saying, "whoever took my lunch, i hope you choke on it," or something to that effect. i think she was disciplined.

[eos]

make sure lots of people see you use fingers/double-dip into the peanut butter jar. then go around coughing and sneezing.
use an insane amount of tape to wrap up your food after everytime you eat it. use something that makes a lot of noise.

if nothing else works, put a lot of weird stuff in said food item. or give them expired, sour food.

[hooligan]

Just add a little x-lax to something and you'll figure out who took your food really quick.

[Craig]

I was hungry, and I couldn't help myself.

I've intentionally made my lunches as full as Sriracha as I could stand to enjoy just to see who was sweating it out eating my lunch, and lo-and-behold, I caught me a lunch bandit at work one day. Sucker got canned for it. Heh. Loser.Damn, is this part of living in California ? People don't make enough money to buy their own food, so they have to risk their jobs just to steal somebody else's.

[Banana]

Some shithead was stealing my creamer once so when I bought a new one, I stuck my cock in it and put it in the fridge. By the end of the week, it was all used up.

[CBC guy]

This is retarded shit! ROFLMAO ppl are so poor they have to steal other's lunches?

[AngryABCGirl]

I use to write on my food in the fridge "I WILL CUT OFF THE HAND WHO STEALS MY FOOD <3 B". It did the trick.

[SunWuKong]

you keep peanut butter in the fridge? doesn't it get all hard?

[mr. x]

Fuck man back when I was in the dorms during the summer I put some uppity ass cheddar in the lobby fridge, and it was fucking gone the next day.

I swear it was the Indian exchange students.

See the thing about "Special" sandwiches is they will be none the wiser no matter how much of your mayonaise you put on it.

You gotta put something subtle at first but eventually makes its presence known. Is there such a thing as a super spice that doesn't kick in for a while?

[Adaon]

Some shithead was stealing my creamer once so when I bought a new one, I stuck my cock in it and put it in the fridge. By the end of the week, it was all used up.

This coffee.....tastes a bit....nutty.

[eos]

i actually saw my ASSistant use his dirty grubby hands fill a box with m&ms. i mean, COME ON jerk! they're not wrapped. and they're peanut ones too. i swear he was raised in the wild.

[Sizwe_X]

Fuck man back when I was in the dorms during the summer I put some uppity ass cheddar in the lobby fridge, and it was fucking gone the next day.

I swear it was the Indian exchange students.

See the thing about "Special" sandwiches is they will be none the wiser no matter how much of your mayonaise you put on it.

You gotta put something subtle at first but eventually makes its presence known. Is there such a thing as a super spice that doesn't kick in for a while?

Try this.

http://www.gourmetmikes.com/dabomgrounze.html

It will likely kill the perpetrator.

And yes, I have had it.

[kimpossible]

Some shithead was stealing my creamer once so when I bought a new one, I stuck my cock in it and put it in the fridge. By the end of the week, it was all used up.

Who's going out to dinner with you again?

[nonamerasian]

I got scared when people complimented my foods' smell, so I let everyone know that I'm every fond of goat, tripe, chicken feet, cow innards, and pigs' snouts, tails, and feet.

I'm probably the only one who hasn't had my stuff swiped.

[AliBabaIncorporated]

Two words (three words?): Ex-Lax Sandwich.

[Adaon]

Boss's dog swiped some of my L&L Hawaiian bbq leftovers from lunch today. He's going to the vet today for shots and stuff. I dun feel TOO bad anymore. After the pup ate my leftovers, my boss smelled my veggies/chicken/noodles and came over to my office with her dog.

:biggrin: