If animals could rap

[Faithless]

MC KatZ

Come rollin through my hood
On my furry fours
Gave that bitch-ass calico a scratch
Leave open my trap doors
Hairball poo in her flowers
Got to even the scores
You know you wanna scratch this puZz33
Haha! Rub off my allergic spores.

Cattin' around dog,
You only dream you could
Get your owner to rub me
Like you only wish she would
Haha! Pupp33
Yo ass is on a leash
You gotta sweater for Christmas
I gotta bell tre nouveau-riche.

[deez nuts]

uh right-o.

you yellow famous with money hanging out the anus yellow diddy you.

[kimpossible]

Didn't know you were a furry.

[537]

Nice.

But what the fuck?

[Faithless]

Inspired by that cat pic thread, and

Those run-amuck mischief makers that --
* 0wNz our floor pots, and
* Get into cat fights almost every night in the neighborhood.

It's really freaky, late at night, when you're outside and you hear reeeeee-ooooowwww-rrrrr, ree-owww-rrrr and all that cat fight action.

No one knows where those cute animals have been, but they're so irresistable to pet and scratch.

[applehead]

kim is right.
it does make you sound like a furry.
=)