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kimpossible
10-25-2002, 02:56 PM
They only had one Smurfette. :frown:
princess
10-25-2002, 02:59 PM
uhh...
SunWuKong
10-25-2002, 03:14 PM
they don't have sex. the stock just brings a new smurf every once in a while (or was it once every year?). smurfette was actually an artificial life form created by gargamel. but she was eventually made into a real smurf by papa smurf.
deez nuts
10-25-2002, 03:28 PM
Ever wonder why smurfette got bags under her eyes? She's the most overworked.
SunWuKong
10-25-2002, 03:36 PM
HH wishes she could be smurfette so she could be the only access to sex to like 100 guys. including papa smurf. HH you sicko!
Grass Monkey
10-25-2002, 04:05 PM
Smurfette's like the village bicycle, man! Everyone's had a ride! :lol:
Chris
10-25-2002, 05:30 PM
gang bang???!?! ;) :lol:

Oh yes we must forget this modern day of cloning LOL>



<!--EDIT|Chris|Oct 25 2002, 05:37 PM-->
amietron
10-25-2002, 06:04 PM
good god. think of all the germs, stds all around. grossy. :o
kimpossible
10-25-2002, 06:05 PM
Awww, you know that was the fundamental problem in my thinking. I was thinking like a breeder. I was assuming they wanted Smurfette. But maybe not....
karizma
10-25-2002, 07:42 PM
>> hehe...she's like an ant queen...she lays eggs while all the other smurfs feed her...
Arex
10-25-2002, 08:30 PM
Originally posted by SunWuKung@Oct 25 2002, 04:14 PM
they don't have sex. the stock just brings a new smurf every once in a while (or was it once every year?). smurfette was actually an artificial life form created by gargamel. but she was eventually made into a real smurf by papa smurf.
Yeah, in fact she was a bomb that was supposed to blow all the Smurfs to kingdom come. Same for Sasette (the jailbait queen of Smurfs), I believe. Man, the Smurfs were cool.

Alex
ChinaLama
10-25-2002, 09:16 PM
Originally posted by amietron@Oct 26 2002, 02:04 AM
good god. think of all the germs, stds all around. grossy. :o
smurfs have STDs? heheh smurf transmitted diseases.

ok sorry that was terrible. *Smacks self*
deez nuts
10-26-2002, 07:40 AM
Snorks > Smurfs.
Arex
10-26-2002, 12:19 PM
Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Oct 26 2002, 08:40 AM
Snorks > Smurfs.
I dunno man. Snorks were cool and all, but there's a reason why Smurfs lasted for years and years ('til they got lost in time...damn writers ran out of ideas)... Snorks definitely had the cooler theme song though.

Alex
deez nuts
10-26-2002, 12:35 PM
Originally posted by Arex@Oct 26 2002, 03:19 PM
Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Oct 26 2002, 08:40 AM
Snorks > Smurfs.
I dunno man. Snorks were cool and all, but there's a reason why Smurfs lasted for years and years ('til they got lost in time...damn writers ran out of ideas)... Snorks definitely had the cooler theme song though.

Alex
Come along with the Snorks, swim along with the snorks...........
amietron
10-26-2002, 12:54 PM
Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Oct 26 2002, 12:35 PM
Originally posted by Arex@Oct 26 2002, 03:19 PM
Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Oct 26 2002, 08:40 AM
Snorks > Smurfs.
I dunno man. Snorks were cool and all, but there's a reason why Smurfs lasted for years and years ('til they got lost in time...damn writers ran out of ideas)... Snorks definitely had the cooler theme song though.

Alex
Come along with the Snorks, swim along with the snorks...........
reminds me of sperm.
Arex
10-27-2002, 06:01 AM
Originally posted by amietron@Oct 26 2002, 01:54 PM
Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Oct 26 2002, 12:35 PM
Come along with the Snorks, swim along with the snorks...........
reminds me of sperm.
Dude, Amy, what happened to you?! You used to be so innocent! Now you got sperm on the brain?!

Alex

P.S. - I guess that's kinda cool... :P
mrazntre
10-27-2002, 01:10 PM
Why the hell are you guys talking about smurf sex? There were all cloned from Poppa Smurf.

There's also that little kid smurf girl. don't forget about her.
BeTheReds
10-29-2002, 11:54 PM
Well for all those curious...

http://www.hoboes.com/html/FireBlade/Polit...cs/Smurfs.shtml (http://www.hoboes.com/html/FireBlade/Politics/Smurfs.shtml)

This is something i got in e-mail like 8 years ago. I saw this thread and decided to look for it again. Here you go!
himura-dono
10-30-2002, 11:40 AM
Originally posted by BeTheReds@Oct 30 2002, 07:54 AM
Well for all those curious...

http://www.hoboes.com/html/FireBlade/Polit...cs/Smurfs.shtml (http://www.hoboes.com/html/FireBlade/Politics/Smurfs.shtml)

This is something i got in e-mail like 8 years ago. I saw this thread and decided to look for it again. Here you go!
X_X

i never wanna think about smurfs again
kimpossible
10-30-2002, 06:16 PM
Nope. The real answer is gay smurfs, it just wasn't allowed by the network censors. In reality it was a total sausage fest in Smurf village.
Uncle Tat
10-30-2002, 09:58 PM
Smurfs were born once every full blue moon.

Smurfette was created by Gargamel to ruin the smurfs.

The real story behind it? Smurfs are communists/socialists and Smurfette was capitalism, sent in by the evil Americans (Gargamel) to destroy the Smurfian utopian society.

Need proof?

Papa smurf = Lenin
Brainy Smurf = Trotsky
Hefty smurf = peasant's scythe + muscle man
Handy smurf = worker's hammer

They later had another girl, some little teenager with red hair or something. She was introduced along with 3 other male teens, 1 with a yellow shirt, 1 farmer hick, and another that escapes my mind.

Yup I watched all the episodes of Smurfs...
ChinaLama
10-30-2002, 10:01 PM
and this proves that Communism rocks since smurfette became good. ie, communism won over capitalism
Arex
10-30-2002, 11:15 PM
Originally posted by Uncle Tat@Oct 30 2002, 10:58 PM
Smurfs were born once every full blue moon.

Smurfette was created by Gargamel to ruin the smurfs.

...
...
...

They later had another girl, some little teenager with red hair or something. &nbsp;She was introduced along with 3 other male teens, 1 with a yellow shirt, 1 farmer hick, and another that escapes my mind.

Yup I watched all the episodes of Smurfs...
I believe Sasette, like Smurfette, was created by Gargamel out of explosive clay (C4?). Thank goodness for Papa Smurf who turned her into a real smurf. I think the other youngen smurfs were regular smurfs who fell into some kind of fountain of youth. I could be wrong about all of this, however. I do know that they all came around in the same season as Grandpa Smurf. Don't know where they fuck they dug up that ol' geezer...

Smurfs rocked! Anyone know how many seasons they ran for?

Alex
achtungbaby
10-31-2002, 04:33 AM
I was addicted for quite some time to those blue little bastards.
Hanuman
10-31-2002, 08:26 AM
For those old enough to drink, here's a concotion for you -

Smurf Piss:
Mix:
3/4 ounce of raspberry stoli
1/4 ounce of sour mix.
splash of Blue Cuaraco for color.

Makes a blue shot, kinda tests like those Jumbo Jet Stars you used to get from the ice cream truck as a kid. Enjoy!
himura-dono
10-31-2002, 09:38 AM
Originally posted by Tawee@Oct 31 2002, 04:26 PM
For those old enough to drink, here's a concotion for you -

Smurf Piss:
Mix:
3/4 ounce of raspberry stoli
1/4 ounce of sour mix.
splash of Blue Cuaraco for color.

Makes a blue shot, kinda tests like those Jumbo Jet Stars you used to get from the ice cream truck as a kid. Enjoy!
sounds like a weak version of a dead smurf
deez nuts
10-31-2002, 02:50 PM
Whatever innocent childhood image of the smurfs that I've had left, has been utterly destroyed because of this thread.
SunWuKong
10-31-2002, 03:05 PM
Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Oct 31 2002, 05:50 PM
Whatever innocent childhood image of the smurfs that I've had left, has been utterly destroyed because of this thread.
tell me you didn't want to screw smurfette and i'll tell you you're a liar.
Uncle Tat
10-31-2002, 03:40 PM
Originally posted by SunWuKung@Oct 31 2002, 11:05 PM
Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Oct 31 2002, 05:50 PM
Whatever innocent childhood image of the smurfs that I've had left, has been utterly destroyed because of this thread.
tell me you didn't want to screw smurfette and i'll tell you you're a liar.
You scare me SunWuKung
himura-dono
10-31-2002, 03:43 PM
Originally posted by Uncle Tat@Oct 31 2002, 11:40 PM
Originally posted by SunWuKung@Oct 31 2002, 11:05 PM
Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Oct 31 2002, 05:50 PM
Whatever innocent childhood image of the smurfs that I've had left, has been utterly destroyed because of this thread.
tell me you didn't want to screw smurfette and i'll tell you you're a liar.
You scare me SunWuKung
i've already become wary of sun wu kung and cb.....smurfette and the notoriously ugly c.h.o.


:gross:
kimpossible
10-31-2002, 03:43 PM
Originally posted by himura-dono@Oct 31 2002, 03:43 PM
Originally posted by Uncle Tat@Oct 31 2002, 11:40 PM
Originally posted by SunWuKung@Oct 31 2002, 11:05 PM
Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Oct 31 2002, 05:50 PM
Whatever innocent childhood image of the smurfs that I've had left, has been utterly destroyed because of this thread.
tell me you didn't want to screw smurfette and i'll tell you you're a liar.
You scare me SunWuKung
i've already become wary of sun wu kung and cb.....smurfette and the notoriously ugly c.h.o.


:gross:
Don't forget the toothless old broad.
himura-dono
10-31-2002, 03:51 PM
Originally posted by Hello_Hapa@Oct 31 2002, 11:43 PM

Don't forget the toothless old broad.
oh god, what don't i know now!?!?!?!

*notices HH hasn't fed me nor played with me..*

*me loses happiness (whatever the lil tamagochi things do when they're ingored)*
kimpossible
10-31-2002, 03:53 PM
Originally posted by himura-dono@Oct 31 2002, 03:51 PM
*notices HH hasn't fed me nor played with me..*


Be careful what you wish for.
ChinaLama
10-31-2002, 03:55 PM
Originally posted by SunWuKung@Oct 31 2002, 11:05 PM
Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Oct 31 2002, 05:50 PM
Whatever innocent childhood image of the smurfs that I've had left, has been utterly destroyed because of this thread.
tell me you didn't want to screw smurfette and i'll tell you you're a liar.
hmm if papa smur can make her life size, hey, why not!

but she has a really annoying voice. wonder if her moaning will be even more annoying.

so on second thought, maybe not.
SunWuKong
10-31-2002, 04:06 PM
Originally posted by Hello_Hapa@Oct 31 2002, 06:53 PM
Originally posted by himura-dono@Oct 31 2002, 03:51 PM
*notices HH hasn't fed me nor played with me..* &nbsp;


Be careful what you wish for.
i'm in desperate need of feeding and playing... all i've been eating are power bars and oranges, and all i've been playing with is my computer.
Arex
10-31-2002, 04:15 PM
Originally posted by ChinaLama@Oct 31 2002, 04:55 PM
Originally posted by SunWuKung@Oct 31 2002, 11:05 PM
Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Oct 31 2002, 05:50 PM
Whatever innocent childhood image of the smurfs that I've had left, has been utterly destroyed because of this thread.
tell me you didn't want to screw smurfette and i'll tell you you're a liar.
hmm if papa smur can make her life size, hey, why not!

but she has a really annoying voice. wonder if her moaning will be even more annoying.

so on second thought, maybe not.
Okay, Minmay, Lisa Hayes, Mirya, Sailor Moon, Cheetarah are cartoon chicks I could kinda understand wanting to get with... But Smurfette?! WTF?! Lama, Monkey King...you two are sick fellas...

Alex
kimpossible
10-31-2002, 04:21 PM
Originally posted by SunWuKung@Oct 31 2002, 04:06 PM
Originally posted by Hello_Hapa@Oct 31 2002, 06:53 PM
Originally posted by himura-dono@Oct 31 2002, 03:51 PM
*notices HH hasn't fed me nor played with me..*


Be careful what you wish for.
i'm in desperate need of feeding and playing... all i've been eating are power bars and oranges, and all i've been playing with is my computer.
I told you to move out here. You could eat dinner here and play D&D with my husband's group and/or just geek out on the computer room together.
deez nuts
10-31-2002, 04:22 PM
Wow damn we pretty fucked up. Olsen twins, M. Cho, smurfette, MILF Fucker who knows what next month brings.
ChinaLama
10-31-2002, 04:40 PM
Originally posted by Arex@Nov 1 2002, 12:15 AM
Originally posted by ChinaLama@Oct 31 2002, 04:55 PM
Originally posted by SunWuKung@Oct 31 2002, 11:05 PM
Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Oct 31 2002, 05:50 PM
Whatever innocent childhood image of the smurfs that I've had left, has been utterly destroyed because of this thread.
tell me you didn't want to screw smurfette and i'll tell you you're a liar.
hmm if papa smur can make her life size, hey, why not!

but she has a really annoying voice. wonder if her moaning will be even more annoying.

so on second thought, maybe not.
Okay, Minmay, Lisa Hayes, Mirya, Sailor Moon, Cheetarah are cartoon chicks I could kinda understand wanting to get with... But Smurfette?! WTF?! Lama, Monkey King...you two are sick fellas...

Alex
chibi moon and sakura, card captor, now THOSE are the chicaz.

beat THAt for sickness!
himura-dono
10-31-2002, 05:02 PM
Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Nov 1 2002, 12:22 AM
Wow damn we pretty fucked up. Olsen twins, M. Cho, smurfette, MILF Fucker who knows what next month brings.
gee i wonder which that one is...
himura-dono
10-31-2002, 05:04 PM
Originally posted by ChinaLama@Nov 1 2002, 12:40 AM

chibi moon and sakura, card captor, now THOSE are the chicaz.

beat THAt for sickness!
dude, you like ur cartoon porn just a lil too much.....chibi? :gross: she's like 6? 7? and sakura was in middle school i think....(those who have seen puni puni poemi will understand why i know that)
himura-dono
10-31-2002, 05:04 PM
Originally posted by Hello_Hapa@Oct 31 2002, 11:53 PM
Originally posted by himura-dono@Oct 31 2002, 03:51 PM
*notices HH hasn't fed me nor played with me..* &nbsp;


Be careful what you wish for.
*wishes anyway* :P
ChinaLama
10-31-2002, 06:15 PM
Originally posted by himura-dono@Nov 1 2002, 01:04 AM
Originally posted by ChinaLama@Nov 1 2002, 12:40 AM

chibi moon and sakura, card captor, now THOSE are the chicaz.

beat THAt for sickness!
dude, you like ur cartoon porn just a lil too much.....chibi? :gross: she's like 6? 7? and sakura was in middle school i think....(those who have seen puni puni poemi will understand why i know that)
heheh just kidding around, dude.

Although sailor moon started off as a 14 yr old... :) and theres a lot of SM hentai out there.


anyway, there's sicker stuff yet. imagine someone going ga ga for chibi Pan at the end of dbz. DANG!
amietron
10-31-2002, 06:20 PM
Originally posted by Arex@Oct 27 2002, 06:01 AM
Originally posted by amietron@Oct 26 2002, 01:54 PM
Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Oct 26 2002, 12:35 PM
Come along with the Snorks, swim along with the snorks...........
reminds me of sperm.
Dude, Amy, what happened to you?! You used to be so innocent! Now you got sperm on the brain?!

Alex

P.S. - I guess that's kinda cool... :P
Dude, Alex, what're you talking about? I'm the most chaste of all of YW.
himura-dono
10-31-2002, 07:31 PM
Originally posted by ChinaLama@Nov 1 2002, 02:15 AM


Although sailor moon started off as a 14 yr old... :) and theres a lot of SM hentai out there.


anyway, there's sicker stuff yet. imagine someone going ga ga for chibi Pan at the end of dbz. DANG!
there's a small difference between a 6, 7 yr old and a 14 yr old. neither is right, but who would you want to be put in prison more? the dude who banged the 6 yr old or the 14 yr old?

and yes, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too much sm hentai.

as for chibi pan

:gross: i don't know which is worse.....
ChinaLama
10-31-2002, 08:22 PM
chibi pan is errrrr 6? 4? TINY kid tho...


sigh ok sorry to get off topic, but i just want to take a moment to MOURN how all the dbz characters w/ the "most potential" all turn out to be so WEAK. *sigh* Pan turned out most disappointing. she didnt even ever hit SSJ, or did only for a few secs.
SunWuKong
11-01-2002, 08:01 AM
Originally posted by Hello_Hapa@Oct 31 2002, 07:21 PM
Originally posted by SunWuKung@Oct 31 2002, 04:06 PM
Originally posted by Hello_Hapa@Oct 31 2002, 06:53 PM
Originally posted by himura-dono@Oct 31 2002, 03:51 PM
*notices HH hasn't fed me nor played with me..*


Be careful what you wish for.
i'm in desperate need of feeding and playing... all i've been eating are power bars and oranges, and all i've been playing with is my computer.
I told you to move out here. You could eat dinner here and play D&D with my husband's group and/or just geek out on the computer room together.
yeah that's great.
if only i had a jobby job over there. <_<
Uncle Tat
11-01-2002, 04:27 PM
This thread is getting too hot for me!