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SunWuKong
10-10-2002, 01:37 PM
you know what...
i was listening to some guy talk on the phone to his wife, they were talking about married stuff like some guy going over to the house and getting something fixed, or he forgot to take something out of the freezer to defrost... and other stuff like that... and holy shit it scared the hell out of me listening to him talk about stuff like that.
kimpossible
10-10-2002, 01:52 PM
what like they had bodies in the fridge, or just the humdrum pace of married life scared you?

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optiontoo
10-10-2002, 01:56 PM
Originally posted by Hello_Hapa@Oct 10 2002, 09:52 PM
what like they had bodies in the fridge
Ahhhh, I remember the first time my wife and I had to dispose of a body...
wylin
10-10-2002, 01:57 PM
frozen man juice in plenty packs.
SunWuKong
10-10-2002, 02:02 PM
Originally posted by Hello_Hapa@Oct 10 2002, 04:52 PM
what like they had bodies in the fridge, or just the humdrum pace of married life scared you?

just the humdrum. i feel like settling down is in direct opposition of my goals.



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kimpossible
10-10-2002, 02:06 PM
That's readily solved. Don't settle down.
SunWuKong
10-10-2002, 02:10 PM
Originally posted by Hello_Hapa@Oct 10 2002, 05:06 PM
That's readily solved. Don't settle down.
that or get a wife that'll put my goals before hers.
kimpossible
10-10-2002, 02:16 PM
Hey, it doesn't all have to be dishes and taxes after marriage. Do like Johnny and I do; we dedicate equal time to watching porn and ordering outfits for playtime. Optiontoo prolly has a rocking sex life also. blkazngirl even has children and still gets her freak on.

You worry too much.
SunWuKong
10-10-2002, 02:21 PM
Originally posted by Hello_Hapa@Oct 10 2002, 05:16 PM
Hey, it doesn't all have to be dishes and taxes after marriage. Do like Johnny and I do; we dedicate equal time to watching porn and ordering outfits for playtime. Optiontoo prolly has a rocking sex life also. blkazngirl even has children and still gets her freak on.

You worry too much.
it's not the humdrum itself. it's the fact that my future wife's goals and aspirations can very well get in the way of my own. i mean i have no qualms about breaking up with a girlfriend if i want to move away for work or study, but i can't do that with a wife. and i'm talking about moving all the way across the pacific. so i figure i either can't settle down, or i need to marry someone who'll put my goals before hers. otherwise i can't complete my own.
kimpossible
10-10-2002, 02:23 PM
In that case, you're still pretty young. If you do settle down, there's no reason to do it for almost another decade.
SunWuKong
10-10-2002, 02:30 PM
Originally posted by Hello_Hapa@Oct 10 2002, 05:23 PM
In that case, you're still pretty young. If you do settle down, there's no reason to do it for almost another decade.
i guess i can always marry a young luscious hapa wife when i'm 36. and she best be able to cook numerous chinese dishes.
SunWuKong
10-10-2002, 02:33 PM
Originally posted by Hello_Hapa@Oct 10 2002, 05:16 PM
You worry too much.
you know what's so ironic? somebody told me that once and i actually worried about worrying too much...
kimpossible
10-10-2002, 02:33 PM
Originally posted by SunWuKung@Oct 10 2002, 02:30 PM
Originally posted by Hello_Hapa@Oct 10 2002, 05:23 PM
In that case, you're still pretty young. If you do settle down, there's no reason to do it for almost another decade.
i guess i can always marry a young luscious hapa wife when i'm 36. and she best be able to cook numerous chinese dishes.
Why not just wait for us to have a daughter and you can have her when she's 18.

Hahahaha. That's when my husband castrates you.
SunWuKong
10-10-2002, 02:40 PM
Originally posted by Hello_Hapa@Oct 10 2002, 05:33 PM
Originally posted by SunWuKung@Oct 10 2002, 02:30 PM
Originally posted by Hello_Hapa@Oct 10 2002, 05:23 PM
In that case, you're still pretty young. If you do settle down, there's no reason to do it for almost another decade.
i guess i can always marry a young luscious hapa wife when i'm 36. and she best be able to cook numerous chinese dishes.
Why not just wait for us to have a daughter and you can have her when she's 18.

Hahahaha. That's when my husband castrates you.
wow... "HH: The Next Generation"... well you better have that daughter soon... by the time she's 18 i'm not sure my "soldiers" will still be potent enough for children.

but seriously... i used to think that it's kind of dorky to just go get a wife from asia... er... even though that's how my aunt got married. but now i'm starting to think that it's a pretty good option. i give her US citizenship, and she does what i tell her to. good arrangement.
ChinaLama
10-10-2002, 02:46 PM
Originally posted by SunWuKung@Oct 10 2002, 10:40 PM

wow... "HH: The Next Generation"... well you better have that daughter soon... by the time she's 18 i'm not sure my "soldiers" will still be potent enough for children.


dude, you're sun wukong, the Monkey King. even if you dun think your sperm is up to the task, you can always either 1) put a dab on the end of your staff and have it hand delivered to the egg, or 2) you can shrink yourself, travel up the canal into the fallopian tube, and shoot the seed straight at the egg. Either way, fool-proof method of getting the chick pregnant.

and since you can't die, you have all the time in the world to find the right woman. B)
kimpossible
10-10-2002, 02:53 PM
he has a point