strip clubs

[karizma]

>> ladies...fellas...whatcha think of them? im sure you all know how i feel :D...do they turn you on? do you find it entertaining?

[deez nuts]

no

:ph34r:

[kimpossible]

I think all things considered, I'd rather watch an actual sex show.

Did I say that?



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[deez nuts]

Live sex show? hehe, wow.

Me and my ex used to go to this swingers joint up in the Bronx and watch. My ex was to chicken shit to do an actual swap and wouldn't let me participate. :ph34r:


Titty bars are more for entertainment and fun. Mostly go for special occasions. Like med school graduation me and the fellas blew like 5-6k that night between 5 of us. Other times, bachelor's parties, birthdays etc etc.

Occcasionly, if there is nothing better to do, we go there and chill mostly for happy hour (cheap food and booze). And normally tell the strippers to bugger off, if they hit ya up for a lapdance, only if she's off the hook, then maybe when Happy Hour is over.



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[achtungbaby]

Strip clubs are always fun during the first 45 min. After that, the booze begins to fade, you start realizing how ridiculous $20 drinks are, and that the odds are stacked against you taking one of the girls home.

One joint that defied this for me: Cheetahs in Las Vegas. Bar none, the greatest strip club known to mankind (although I've heard positive reviews of the ones in NY). I went there for my cousin's bachelor party, where he got his first (and second, and third, fourth, fifth and sixth, I believe) lap dance ever. The girls there are all pretty cool, too and almost all of them are rollin:)

[ChinaLama]

Originally posted by achtungbaby@Oct 8 2002, 04:40 AM


One joint that defied this for me: Cheetahs in Las Vegas. Bar none, the greatest strip club known to mankind (although I've heard positive reviews of the ones in NY).
That's why THAT one was the strip club featured in Showgirls. B)

[Arex]

Strip joints are cool but, as I've said before, the whole look but don't touch policy just frustrates the hell outta me (since it's been a long ass time since I've had any action).

I think it's really fun to go to strip joints with girlfriends. Just make sure you go to a quality place.

Most fun I had at a strip joint was at Sunset Strip on La Cienega, LA...I was rollin' outta control. I dropped waaaaay too much money that night.

Alex

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by achtungbaby@Oct 7 2002, 11:40 PM


One joint that defied this for me: Cheetahs in Las Vegas. &nbsp;Bar none, the greatest strip club known to mankind (although I've heard positive reviews of the ones in NY). &nbsp;I went there for my cousin's bachelor party, where he got his first (and second, and third, fourth, fifth and sixth, I believe) lap dance ever. &nbsp;The girls there are all pretty cool, too and almost all of them are rollin:)
The best titty bars I've been to are in Vegas and up in Canada.

The best ones I've been to in the NYC/Queens area is Cityscapes and Goldfingers Xtreme

I don't remember the names of the ones in Las Vegas or Canada.

I've been to one in Chicago called Pure Platinum Xtreme when SPICE was filming there and the Admiral cuz my ex used to work there, before she moved to NY.



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[deez nuts]

Originally posted by Arex@Oct 8 2002, 06:00 AM
Strip joints are cool but, as I've said before, the whole look but don't touch policy just frustrates the hell outta me (since it's been a long ass time since I've had any action).

I went to this ghetto ass joint once. When we walked in, I was wondering why is someone's car alarm always sounding off, every 10-20 minutes or so.

It was an all nude joint, they have this booth the girls take you to for a one on one lap dance. It's about the size of a closet. For 100 bones, you go in there and the girl dances for you, totally nude for like 3 songs (approx 10-12 minutes).

My boy got one and opted for the VIP treatment. They went into one of the private booths. Apparently there is a security camera in there and everytime you touch the girl, the guys in charge of the camera touches off an alarm to warn you. Needless to say, when my boy was in there the alarm went off like 4-5 times, haha



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[amietron]

OMG. an alarm sounding everytime you touch the damn girl? that's BS. agree with arex. i think the no-touch policy would frustrate me pretty damn much, especially if i wasn't getting laid.

doc? what're you doing going to the bronx? spence says it's dangerous there. i don't want you to end up being on the patient end of things in the hospital e.r., so don't go there unless it's for a yankee's game. k? =x

wouldn't it be friggen cool to have a strip club inside your house? like, in the basement or something? kick back, relax, that shit would be off the hook. a kit kat bar of my own. haha. it'd be a dream come true, huh? =p

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by amietron@Oct 8 2002, 01:29 PM


doc? what're you doing going to the bronx? spence says it's dangerous there. i don't want you to end up being on the patient end of things in the hospital e.r., so don't go there unless it's for a yankee's game. k? =x


Heh thanks, boo.

No offense, but Spence missed out on some parts. Not all the areas in the Bronx are bad, some are pretty affluent as a matter of fact, like the area around Albert Einstein School of Medicine. There are worst places to be. It's all good, I lived in the Boogie Down for two years in undergrad.

Actually, the area around Yankee stadium is bad.

[achtungbaby]

Originally posted by ChinaLama@Oct 7 2002, 09:13 PM
Originally posted by achtungbaby@Oct 8 2002, 04:40 AM


One joint that defied this for me: Cheetahs in Las Vegas. &nbsp;Bar none, the greatest strip club known to mankind (although I've heard positive reviews of the ones in NY).
That's why THAT one was the strip club featured in Showgirls. B)
It was?? Well whattaya know. I guess we got lucky...we were gonna go to Olympic Gardens until the cab driver was like, "are you fuckin nuts?!?"

[amietron]

Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Oct 8 2002, 10:44 AM
Originally posted by amietron@Oct 8 2002, 01:29 PM


doc? what're you doing going to the bronx? spence says it's dangerous there. i don't want you to end up being on the patient end of things in the hospital e.r., so don't go there unless it's for a yankee's game. k? =x


Heh thanks, boo.

No offense, but Spence missed out on some parts. Not all the areas in the Bronx are bad, some are pretty affluent as a matter of fact, like the area around Albert Einstein School of Medicine. There are worst places to be. It's all good, I lived in the Boogie Down for two years in undergrad.

Actually, the area around Yankee stadium is bad.
i know it's bad, but ya gotta do whatcha gotta do to be a loyal fan to the yanks. at least one game per season. =)

bronxville is a totally separate place from the bronx, isn't it? cus that's where sarah lawrence college is, and a teacher from school said it was pretty nice there. shoot, it's still all about nyu, though. and sp thinks i'd like fordham.

[amietron]

wouldn't it be pretty cool to have a giant fish tank with chicks dressed as either mermaids or nakey swimming around in it? i saw it in some movie a while back. liike some guy jumped into it or something, i don't remember. but whatever the case, don't you think it'd be pretty cool? sipping your drinks, watching 'em swim around? =X god. i feel like i'm talking casually about a fish tank and fish or something like that, haha.

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by amietron@Oct 8 2002, 02:03 PM

i know it's bad, but ya gotta do whatcha gotta do to be a loyal fan to the yanks. at least one game per season. =)

bronxville is a totally separate place from the bronx, isn't it? cus that's where sarah lawrence college is, and a teacher from school said it was pretty nice there. shoot, it's still all about nyu, though. and sp thinks i'd like fordham.
Bronxville is North of the Bronx, around Yonkers.

You seem more like an NYU type of woman.

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by amietron@Oct 8 2002, 02:07 PM
wouldn't it be pretty cool to have a giant fish tank with chicks dressed as either mermaids or nakey swimming around in it? i saw it in some movie a while back. liike some guy jumped into it or something, i don't remember. but whatever the case, don't you think it'd be pretty cool? sipping your drinks, watching 'em swim around? =X god. i feel like i'm talking casually about a fish tank and fish or something like that, haha.
That was from a Puffy and Biggie video from back in the day =/

[amietron]

Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Oct 8 2002, 11:15 AM
Originally posted by amietron@Oct 8 2002, 02:03 PM

i know it's bad, but ya gotta do whatcha gotta do to be a loyal fan to the yanks. at least one game per season. =)

bronxville is a totally separate place from the bronx, isn't it? cus that's where sarah lawrence college is, and a teacher from school said it was pretty nice there. shoot, it's still all about nyu, though. and sp thinks i'd like fordham.
Bronxville is North of the Bronx, around Yonkers.

You seem more like an NYU type of woman.
the hell is an NYU type? :unsure:

[amietron]

Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Oct 8 2002, 11:16 AM
Originally posted by amietron@Oct 8 2002, 02:07 PM
wouldn't it be pretty cool to have a giant fish tank with chicks dressed as either mermaids or nakey swimming around in it? i saw it in some movie a while back. liike some guy jumped into it or something, i don't remember. but whatever the case, don't you think it'd be pretty cool? sipping your drinks, watching 'em swim around? =X &nbsp;god. i feel like i'm talking casually about a fish tank and fish or something like that, haha.
That was from a Puffy and Biggie video from back in the day =/
but i swear i saw it in some action flick way back when. maybe i'll go to the NY school of interior design and design the ultimate dream house. one of my teachers said i'd make a good architect because my handwriting is precise. how lame is that?

[thaite]

It doesn't exist any longer, but Mons Venus in Tampa , Fla was legendary.



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[karizma]

>> any of you been to any of the spearmint chains? haha i was talking to princess about them...and my friends told me spearmint rhino in vegas was like heaven...damn i wanna go!!

>> went to strip club last night...strip clubs in norcal have been sufferin lately..business is slowww...one of the strippers started talkin to me in the middle of the dance hahaha...OH and one of em fell..i was laughing so hard...=X. some other chick made me feel her fake tits...holy...ill never get use to that feeling dude...its like theres ziploc baggies underneath ur skin =/

[amietron]

Originally posted by karizma@Oct 8 2002, 01:11 PM
:( some other chick made me feel her fake tits...holy...ill never get use to that feeling dude...its like theres ziploc baggies underneath ur skin =/
OMFG. that's friggen weird. =0

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by karizma@Oct 8 2002, 04:11 PM
. some other chick made me feel her fake tits...holy...ill never get use to that feeling dude...its like theres ziploc baggies underneath ur skin =/
You'll get used to the feel.

**Honk**Honk**

Headlights Powah! High Beam!

[mrazntre]

hook it up wit a YW girls strip club joint

i'll be the first complimentary lap dance customer.

all women on me!!!!

[amietron]

Originally posted by mrazntre@Oct 8 2002, 04:31 PM
hook it up wit a YW girls strip club joint

i'll be the first complimentary lap dance customer.

all women on me!!!!
how's about.. if i ever get one in my house, you can be one of the first to visit?

[DaBestSpooner]

Originally posted by amietron@Oct 8 2002, 02:28 PM

the hell is an NYU type? :unsure:
Clickish individual dressed in all black, hangs out with asian frats, sororities, goes to asian professional parties, and wears 8 inch heels.