Stalkers and the men who fear them

[mrazntre]

Okay guys, females ALWAYS be talking about stalkers. However, it's not just the ladies that creeped out by guys following them, calling them, tripping out on them and always trying to get up in their face. Us men also have that problem with psycho ass stalker females that just want to get in our pants and ruin our lives. Be afraid men, be afraid. These women will stop at nothing to be the adoration and affection of our lives. What would you do to get rid of these psychos?


btw: ahcutie23 from UK (probably from London - I know who you are), how come you keep checking out my profile and do a search on all of my posts/threads? I have people watching you.

[Faithless]

Hm ahcutie23. An "a-h" cutie at 23? Check it out.

[thaite]

Shhh, quiet, dude. She might find me.

[Emperor_Mike]

My past stalkers were hot. But they were probably insane. There's nothing like sex with a crazy, psychotic killer to liven up an otherwise dull day.

[mrazntre]

My past stalkers were hot. But they were probably insane. There's nothing like sex with a crazy, psychotic killer to liven up an otherwise dull day.
how come i never get into THOSE kind of situations?

[mrazntre]

Hm ahcutie23. An "a-h" cutie at 23? Check it out.

i'm fucking lost.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Maybe she has a fetish for 5-year old African American boys ^^ PS I think you spelled Kwanzaa wrong.

[mr. x]

Maybe she has a fetish for 5-year old African American boys ^^ PS I think you spelled Kwanzaa wrong.

boys? more like "undisclosed sex" :biggrin:

anyway how does he know she's watching him?

[rice cracker]

My best friend in high school totally stalked her ex. And his friends. She would drive by all their houses in a loop I eventually dubbed, "The Psycho Circle."

[>:^|]

boys? more like "undisclosed sex" :biggrin:

anyway how does he know she's watching him?

Maybe the moderators have a secret eye
To check up on the non-l33t and spy
So now that you know what I do
You know I'm in love with you
That creepy kind of love that can go awry. :wink:

[Emperor_Mike]

Maybe the moderators have a secret eye
To check up on the non-l33t and spy
So now that you know what I do
You know I'm in love with you
That creepy kind of love that can go awry. :wink:

I bet said "Secret Eye" is just like Saruman's palantir.

[Fireblade]

oh man.... psycho stalkers. I've been stalked before. It's kinda scary when you pop outside of your house and all of a sudden, you hear a laughter and it's your stalker RIGHT THERE AT 6AM IN THE FUCKING MORNING. And whenever she sees you, she latches onto your arm, and you feel like screaming, but you can't, because you don't know how to deal with it. Oh, not to mention the dozens of e-mails and letters and notes and other crap. Or the fact that on some days, she comes over to your house, and your parents let her in, and you come back at 10pm at night, and she's the one that greets you.

oh god, those moments were fucking scary as hell.

Ultimately it was a mix of insults, put-downs, and things like "No. I really don't like you. You're crazy. How do you love CRAZY?" to get them out of my life. Luckily there hasn't been anything where they tried to pull knife on me or what-not. Scary bitches.

[Emperor_Mike]

...
"No. I really don't like you. You're crazy. How do you love CRAZY?"
...

That, sir, would be a funny line.

[Emperor_Mike]

You should become a fiction novelist
You have a good imagination how you should live and look like

Nah. There's more money and prestige in law. :biggrin:

[Emperor_Mike]

how come i never get into THOSE kind of situations?

I don't think you'd want to. Nor would I for that matter. :eek:

The topic reminded me of a Russian film I watched two months ago about this girl who had a stalker who followed her from one end of the Soviet Union to the other without her knowing it. She met him, they fell in love, and later on she found out that he was some sort of a crazy gulag-type prisoner who had (accidentally) obtained a pic of her from her father, who was also in a prison camp in Siberia.

Or something to that effect. Top notch stuff, even though I couldn't understand a word and had to have my friend translate it for me. :biggrin:

EDIT: Oh yes, he tried to kill her because she spurned his love and there was a classic "stalker-going-after-scared-object-of-crazed-infatuation" thing that ended with her plugging him full of bullet holes.

[mrazntre]

Okay. forget that mess. But I just want a hot stalker at least once in my life. Most of them have been plain ugly... no wonder I didn't wanna get with them bitches.

btw.. I know about the stalking because my budds on YW have been checking for me. Apparently ahcutie23 has NO posts at all, does not accept private messages/emails... AND when you check to see where she (at least i'm hoping it's a she) is on the board, she's either checking my profile or checking out all of my posts. Last time, she was doing a search on ALL of my threads/posts.

fucking crazy

[hooligan]

Okay. forget that mess. But I just want a hot stalker at least once in my life. Most of them have been plain ugly... no wonder I didn't wanna get with them bitches.

btw.. I know about the stalking because my budds on YW have been checking for me. Apparently ahcutie23 has NO posts at all, does not accept private messages/emails... AND when you check to see where she (at least i'm hoping it's a she) is on the board, she's either checking my profile or checking out all of my posts. Last time, she was doing a search on ALL of my threads/posts.

fucking crazy ask for pics. hold up, i'll ask for you.

HEY AHCUTIE23 I WANT TO SEE SOME PICS OF YOU! PM ME AND WE'LL WORK SOMETHING OUT.

edit: well i wanted to keep his name out of it. :wink: as emperor mike suggested.

[Emperor_Mike]

ask for pics. hold up, i'll ask for you.

HEY AHCUTIE23 WE WANT TO SEE SOME PICS OF YOU! PM EITHER ME OR MRAZNTRE AND WE'LL WORK SOMETHING OUT.

THANK YOU BEN for drawing unwanted attention to MrAzntre and I think he should thank you too. :biggrin:

[Emperor_Mike]

Okay. forget that mess. But I just want a hot stalker at least once in my life. Most of them have been plain ugly... no wonder I didn't wanna get with them bitches.

btw.. I know about the stalking because my budds on YW have been checking for me. Apparently ahcutie23 has NO posts at all, does not accept private messages/emails... AND when you check to see where she (at least i'm hoping it's a she) is on the board, she's either checking my profile or checking out all of my posts. Last time, she was doing a search on ALL of my threads/posts.

fucking crazy

Yeah, I don't think there's such a thing as a hot stalker. If they were hot they'd be the stalkee and not the stalker, right? At least, that's how I see it in any case.

[mrazntre]

ask for pics. hold up, i'll ask for you.

HEY AHCUTIE23 WE WANT TO SEE SOME PICS OF YOU! PM EITHER ME OR MRAZNTRE AND WE'LL WORK SOMETHING OUT.


word

for real though, hook up the pics woman!

[mrazntre]

Yeah, I don't think there's such a thing as a hot stalker. If they were hot they'd be the stalkee and not the stalker, right? At least, that's how I see it in any case.

i suppose, but i can dream can't i? What if I'm the hot guy that the chicks all want? would that work too?

[hooligan]

THANK YOU BEN for drawing unwanted attention to MrAzntre and I think he should thank you too. :biggrin:
well i just edited, i'm not entirely sure how i'm going to edit that ^ :biggrin:

[hooligan]

so the only stalker story i've got was about this one girl who stalked me home after school during 8th grade. i was like, wtf, you need to stop following me. jeez, leave me the fuck alone, but she ended up on my street. i was so scared though, she gave me weird looks and junk.

[mrazntre]

so the only stalker story i've got was about this one girl who stalked me home after school during 8th grade. i was like, wtf, you need to stop following me. jeez, leave me the fuck alone, but she ended up on my street. i was so scared though, she gave me weird looks and junk.

if some crazy bitch was stalking me and tried to do something I wouldn't hesitate to bitch slap her ass to the ground.

[hooligan]

if some crazy bitch was stalking me and tried to do something I wouldn't hesitate to bitch slap her ass to the ground.
yea, but i'm too nice of a guy, so all i did was grin and throw rocks at her until she went away.

[Kuchana]

*raises hand* Guilty of semi-stalker behavior but not anywhere near psychotic. :redface:

[hooligan]

*raises hand* Guilty of semi-stalker behavior but not anywhere near psychotic. :redface:
stop following me around threads! :mad:

[Kuchana]

stop following me around threads! :mad:

HUH??? This is the first post I made :smile:

Oh wait...*gets it*....hah very funny :rolleyes:

[mrazntre]

*raises hand* Guilty of semi-stalker behavior but not anywhere near psychotic. :redface:

oh great.. that is suX.

[Kuchana]

oh great.. that is suX.

*sigh* why do i even bother?? :frown:

[Emperor_Mike]

i suppose, but i can dream can't i? What if I'm the hot guy that the chicks all want? would that work too?

You'll still get unwanted, unattractive stalkers I'd imagine because then they'd know that the only way they (the stalkers) can have their way with you is if you're bound, gagged, and on a plane to Madagascar.

Or some other large island. But it doesn't have to be an island. It might very well be a deserted warehouse somewhere. Who knows?

[Emperor_Mike]

well i just edited, i'm not entirely sure how i'm going to edit that ^ :biggrin:

Yeah, I think my Editing time limit ran out so I can do nothing on my end. So much for anonimity. :biggrin:

[Emperor_Mike]

*raises hand* Guilty of semi-stalker behavior but not anywhere near psychotic. :redface:

Semi-stalker as in "I'll only follow him to his house, but I won't stand outside his front door saying his name in a long, drawn out and creepy manner whilst making googly eyes at his peep hole?"

Or semi-stalker as in "I'll only stay two metres back instead of two feet?"

Hmmmm. Intriguing.

[hooligan]

You'll still get unwanted, unattractive stalkers I'd imagine because then they'd know that the only way they (the stalkers) can have their way with you is if you're bound, gagged, and on a plane to Madagascar.

Or some other large island. But it doesn't have to be an island. It might very well be a deserted warehouse somewhere. Who knows?
i don't think there's such thing as an attractive stalker is there?

http://www.bol.ucla.edu/%7Ebgwu/nutz.gif

[Emperor_Mike]

i don't think there's such thing as an attractive stalker is there?

http://www.bol.ucla.edu/%7Ebgwu/nutz.gif

Yeah, like what I said. Stalkers generally aren't attractive. If they were, they wouldn't be stalking, right? Riiiight.

I'm sorry. That picture is scary. Little Red Riding Hood shouldn't be expressing her interest in the big-balled wolf. It's so...not...right.

[mrazntre]

You'll still get unwanted, unattractive stalkers I'd imagine because then they'd know that the only way they (the stalkers) can have their way with you is if you're bound, gagged, and on a plane to Madagascar.

Or some other large island. But it doesn't have to be an island. It might very well be a deserted warehouse somewhere. Who knows?

Okay, now YOU'RE scaring me because it sounds like:
1)you've been there before
2)you've done it before

[Emperor_Mike]

Okay, now YOU'RE scaring me because it sounds like:
1)you've been there before
2)you've done it before

No. I usually restrict my kidnapping activities to the wealthy and ransomnable. :biggrin: Kidding! I'm not a crazy.

Well, it's all hypothetical. The internet's not a good medium for expressing oneself. What works as an otherwise chuckle worthy response usually comes out as weird and psychotic. :biggrin:

[Kuchana]

Semi-stalker as in "I'll only follow him to his house, but I won't stand outside his front door saying his name in a long, drawn out and creepy manner whilst making googly eyes at his peep hole?"

Or semi-stalker as in "I'll only stay two metres back instead of two feet?"


LOL no to both of those options. The only time I allowed myself to indulge in such behavior was when I was able to get his class schedule but I'd hate to tell you of how commonplace it was at my school. I've heard some horror stories of people going overboard from that first step :biggrin:


No. I usually restrict my kidnapping activities to the wealthy and ransomnable. :biggrin: Kidding! I'm not a crazy.

Well, it's all hypothetical. The internet's not a good medium for expressing oneself. What works as an otherwise chuckle worthy response usually comes out as weird and psychotic. :biggrin:

Do go on...you've got my undivided attention :tongue:

[thaite]

Can we get an ip address, mrazn?

[Chester]

btw.. I know about the stalking because my budds on YW have been checking for me. Apparently ahcutie23 has NO posts at all, does not accept private messages/emails... AND when you check to see where she (at least i'm hoping it's a she) is on the board, she's either checking my profile or checking out all of my posts. Last time, she was doing a search on ALL of my threads/posts.
Perhaps a precursor to actual stalking, but not stalking in and of itself. Maybe s/he really enjoys your posts...

[mr. x]

My best friend in high school totally stalked her ex. And his friends. She would drive by all their houses in a loop I eventually dubbed, "The Psycho Circle."

OMG, the closest i got was in junior high my ugly "friend" (annoying guy i just hung out with cuz i had no friends) and his ugly annoying gf, she's really clingy and she was looking for him and she was like "where is he?" and her frau of a friend was like "tell us or you die!"

WHY would she stalk her ex's friends i dont understand it...

[mr. x]

oh man....Scary bitches.

wow what a crazy story man. the moment u mentioned the arm-latching i was thinking "oppah!"

hehe, i spose the only thing u can do to get a stalker off your back is to out-psycho them. what happens is she sneaks up to your house at like 3 in the monring and she's like "where is he..." and then u pop out of nowhere like "whatcha doing huh what what, whatcha doing?"

seriously the reason they stalk is probly cuz they are looking for something and u have to stop giving it to em. like if they like u cuz you sweet then u gotta start acting like a pig like "hey baby wanna watch hardcore porn with me"

if she says yes then you've really got something on your hands.

nobody ever stalks me :frown: its always me doing the stalking

and if a girl did stalk me like that my mom might let her in the house but she'd probly know right off the bat that she's a lil not right in the head. my mom always likes to find flaws in people

[Emperor_Mike]

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Do go on...you've got my undivided attention :tongue:

It seems, by the definition, that my online correspondences usually come out as strange and not-quite sane. Works better in person. :biggrin:

[mr. x]

i never used my junior high locker but at the end of the year i got my lock and inside was a note that said "you have an amazing butt" and i was like "whatever, cant possibly be for me"

i think my butt's fat.

[Kuchana]

It seems, by the definition, that my online correspondences usually come out as strange and not-quite sane. Works better in person.

You don't say eh? :wink: Don't worry. It happens to the best of us :biggrin:


i never used my junior high locker but at the end of the year i got my lock and inside was a note that said "you have an amazing butt" and i was like "whatever, cant possibly be for me"

i think my butt's fat.

Let us be the judge of that. Post a pic! :tongue:

[Emperor_Mike]

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Let us be the judge of that. Post a pic! :tongue:

Don't encourage him. :biggrin:

[mr. x]

Don't encourage him. :biggrin:

thing is i cant reach around to get a good pic anyway so...

[Kuchana]

thing is i cant reach around to get a good pic anyway so...

Aishhh! Excuses! :rolleyes: Heck I've taken one of mine before :tongue: But I destroyed the evidence after messing around of course :wink:

[mr. x]

Aishhh! Excuses! :rolleyes: Heck I've taken one of mine before :tongue: But I destroyed the evidence after messing around of course :wink:

hahaha photoshop eh? trim a lil here....

whats the point though? when i see a picture of breasts im like "so what...for all i know they belong to an ugly girl..."

[Kuchana]

hahaha photoshop eh? trim a lil here....

whats the point though? when i see a picture of breasts im like "so what...for all i know they belong to an ugly girl..."

lol err no :smile: well who cares really? boobs are boobs if an ugly girl has a pair of nice boobs, that's all that matters right? not that i go for that :tongue:

besides we haven't even seen your face yet so what you have nothing to complain about :tongue:

[hooligan]

lol err no :smile: well who cares really? boobs are boobs if an ugly girl has a pair of nice boobs, that's all that matters right? not that i go for that :tongue:

besides we haven't even seen your face yet so what you have nothing to complain about :tongue:
mr. x come on, show us boobs.

[mr. x]

lol err no :smile: well who cares really? boobs are boobs if an ugly girl has a pair of nice boobs, that's all that matters right? not that i go for that :tongue:

besides we haven't even seen your face yet so what you have nothing to complain about :tongue:

and if an ugly girl has money she's still ugly :biggrin:

seriously face and brains are number 1 for me. nice boobs on a nice girl makes her nicer

[Kuchana]

and if an ugly girl has money she's still ugly :biggrin:

seriously face and brains are number 1 for me. nice boobs on a nice girl makes her nicer

which brings us to the next question...would you marry an ugly girl if she was loaded? :biggrin:

[mr. x]

which brings us to the next question...would you marry an ugly girl if she was loaded? :biggrin:

heck no, i couldnt sleep at night with that. well assuming her personality sucks too u know?

[Emperor_Mike]

which brings us to the next question...would you marry an ugly girl if she was loaded? :biggrin:

Money can buy cosmetic surgery. :biggrin:

Well, I wouldn't marry for money anyway.

[hooligan]

which brings us to the next question...would you marry an ugly girl if she was loaded? :biggrin:
i don't know, maybe if she was really nice. in my opinion a lot of ugly girls turn out good looking with age. i mean, i'm only 21, but who says she doesn't turn out pretty good looking when she's 25?

[Kuchana]

heck no, i couldnt sleep at night with that. well assuming her personality sucks too u know?

oh so there would still be a chance then if she had a nice personality that made up for her lack of looks? :smile:


Money can buy cosmetic surgery.

Lol that is true but could you really see yourself being with someone for the rest of your life who's a la Pamela Andersen?


i don't know, maybe if she was really nice. in my opinion a lot of ugly girls turn out good looking with age. i mean, i'm only 21, but who says she doesn't turn out pretty good looking when she's 25?

hmm...that is true. she may not be drop dead gorgeous but still some semblance of beauty could be found there i think.

[Emperor_Mike]

...
Lol that is true but could you really see yourself being with someone for the rest of your life who's a la Pamela Andersen?
...


No, I don't think so. I want my wifey to grow old with me so we can spend our golden years feeding our extended family of cats.

[mrazntre]

which brings us to the next question...would you marry an ugly girl if she was loaded? :biggrin:


yes.

community property + divorce = bliss

[mr. x]

hahahah my bro just had this late bday party and one of his friends was like "id let Michael Jackson molest me for 13 million dollars! Just a lil touch" and they were like "Nooo! u gotta go 30 minutes man, anything he wants!"

[mrazntre]

hahahah my bro just had this late bday party and one of his friends was like "id let Michael Jackson molest me for 13 million dollars! Just a lil touch" and they were like "Nooo! u gotta go 30 minutes man, anything he wants!"

that's just SICK. :gross:

[ChinaLama]

hahahah my bro just had this late bday party and one of his friends was like "id let Michael Jackson molest me for 13 million dollars! Just a lil touch" and they were like "Nooo! u gotta go 30 minutes man, anything he wants!"


but it can't involve the chimp. a chimp rough sexing, or as i like to say, limp-sexing, a person can be lethal.

[mr. x]

mr. x come on, show us boobs.

trust me u dont wanna see mine

[Emperor_Mike]

but it can't involve the chimp. a chimp rough sexing, or as i like to say, limp-sexing, a person can be lethal.

Michael Jackson's chimp Bubbles?

[mrazntre]

trust me u dont wanna see mine

why? cuz you have hairy nipples like coagulated fat?

[mr. x]

why? cuz you have hairy nipples like coagulated fat?

no, cuz when a guy has em at all its probly not worth seeing :wink:

[mrazntre]

Some women have this increased attraction to nomadic looking men. You might score with those equally natural and all weather fur women.

[mr. x]

Some women have this increased attraction to nomadic looking men. You might score with those equally natural and all weather fur women.

nomadic? u mean like Mongols....

[mrazntre]

nomadic? u mean like Mongols....

like the French women in the riviera that don't shave their pits.

[applehead]

btw: ahcutie23 from UK (probably from London - I know who you are), how come you keep checking out my profile and do a search on all of my posts/threads? I have people watching you.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAA
that's just great.

[mr. x]

u know we should have a "stalkers and the men who LOVE them" thread...

[bluemonq]

like the French women in the riviera that don't shave their pits.
really bad mental image there, especially since there's this girl in my grade who's half-french and has fairly hairy arms...

[Kuchana]

u know we should have a "stalkers and the men who LOVE them" thread...

hey hey! it oughta be stalkers and the WOMEN who love them equal opportunity my friend :biggrin:

Some women have this increased attraction to nomadic looking men. You might score with those equally natural and all weather fur women.

Oh heck yeah baby. Count me one of them :wink:

[Fireblade]

wow what a crazy story man. the moment u mentioned the arm-latching i was thinking "oppah!"

hehe, i spose the only thing u can do to get a stalker off your back is to out-psycho them. what happens is she sneaks up to your house at like 3 in the monring and she's like "where is he..." and then u pop out of nowhere like "whatcha doing huh what what, whatcha doing?"

seriously the reason they stalk is probly cuz they are looking for something and u have to stop giving it to em. like if they like u cuz you sweet then u gotta start acting like a pig like "hey baby wanna watch hardcore porn with me"

if she says yes then you've really got something on your hands.

nobody ever stalks me :frown: its always me doing the stalking

and if a girl did stalk me like that my mom might let her in the house but she'd probly know right off the bat that she's a lil not right in the head. my mom always likes to find flaws in people

Umm... yea. Well dood, as I can count how many times I've been stalked on BOTH hands, I can assure you that that isn't always the case in terms of acting differently. They just think that you're showing another side to them, and go all out like "oh wow, I never knew you could open up that side to me" blah, blah, blah. Sucks.

Nope. Seriously, you have to tell them outright that you don't like them, and that beastality isn't your thing, since they're such beastly creatures. Just blantant insults and how you despise them might make them go away. OR, you try to get with a girl. OR, you say you're gay.

I had to use the last part before. Stupid girl wouldn't take no for an answer. :mad:

[deez nuts]

if a chick stalks you, punch her in the uterus and stomp on her head when she's on the ground.

[Chester]

if a chick stalks you, punch her in the uterus and stomp on her head when she's on the ground.
...and then piss on her lifeless body, chanting "House on fire! House on fire! Put it out! Put it out!" with a Germanic accent.

[Emperor_Mike]

...and then piss on her lifeless body, chanting "House on fire! House on fire! Put it out! Put it out!" with a Germanic accent.

Nein, das ist nicht gut.

[deez nuts]

...and then piss on her lifeless body, chanting "House on fire! House on fire! Put it out! Put it out!" with a Germanic accent.

hahahaha...that made me spit out my dinner..................onto her lifeless body!

[mrazntre]

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire.
We don't need no water let the motha fucka burn.
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire.

[bluemonq]

wow. that was just...odd. this person has called me three times in the past hour but all i hear is this breathing noise.

[mrazntre]

it might be missmeow or kuchana

[bluemonq]

well, the weird thing is that this number is unlisted *and* (to my knowledge) unpublished (never used to sign up for stuff) *and* caller id blocked, so theoretically at least, unless someone was really lucky with the guessing, it should be someone i know. the caller id shows to be someone in the 650 area...and i don't know anyone there!

[mrazntre]

she knows...

you're screwed...

[Chester]

Nein, das ist nicht gut.
Nein -- es ist sehr gut.

Does nobody remember that SNL skit with Phil Hartman as the supremely-scary transvestite-cum-homicidal-maniac?

When asked what a date with him would be like, "Susan" says:
"First of all I would push you to the ground, pee on you chanting 'House on fire, house on fire, put it out, put it out.' Then I would force you to drink antifreeze until you passed out, and then you would wake up in excruciating pain with a size seven poop-chute." (http://www.adequatulence.com/hartman/vault/sounds/susan.wav)

That's a fucking classic!

[bluemonq]

classically disturbing

[Emperor_Mike]

Nein -- es ist sehr gut.

Does nobody remember that SNL skit with Phil Hartman as the supremely-scary transvestite-cum-homicidal-maniac?

When asked what a date with him would be like, "Susan" says:
"First of all I would push you to the ground, pee on you chanting 'House on fire, house on fire, put it out, put it out.' Then I would force you to drink antifreeze until you passed out, and then you would wake up in excruciating pain with a size seven poop-chute." (http://www.adequatulence.com/hartman/vault/sounds/susan.wav)

That's a fucking classic!

Hahahahahaha!!! I remember that one!

[Kuchana]

it might be missmeow or kuchana

hey i take offence buster :tongue:

[mrazntre]

hey i take offence buster :tongue:

nice tongue..

[MangoPickerKen]

Ok...2 stalker situations here:
1) Girl I was "kinda" dating got pissed when she found out her 2 girl friends liked me. She promptly gave me the boot and I can't say I wasn't relieved. For about a month after that...she would walk into the place I worked with OTHER girl friends...introduce me...then leave. Or, drive by my house, and if I was there...come a-knockin' and try to start up a conversation. If I wasn't at home...she'd drive by a few times...then give up and go home (I know this cuz my bro works on his car in the driveway and has seen here NUMEROUS times driving by when I wasn't there). She even tried to get me to pick her up and drive her somewhere by saying that Nicole (one of the 2 girl friends that liked me) needed a ride home. SHE HAS A CAR!!! Why would I need to drive her there!?!?

2) Girl I just hung out with a lot. We weren't even dating. I thought she was hot(some of my friends didn't think so though, they apparantly don't like white women) and WANTED to date her, but she was so DQ(Drama Queen) when we went out to party that I got tired of it and stopped hanging out with her. Ie: At a bar we meet a nice couple. We talked to them and I really thought they were kewl peeps. Anywho, later into the night...my friend gets so drunk she tells the girl that her boyfriend made a pass at her. Mind you...my friend and this girl had been bonding the whole night and all the beer probably made them feel like life long friends. Well...needless to say a HUGE arguement ensues between the couple and they storm out of the bar. They didn't see my friend run into the bathroom when the arguement started, and apparantly, was laughing her ass off at the whole thing. I mean C'MON! That was just immature and stupid! I've seen her start fist fights between guy friends because she stole something from one of them. AND SHE REALLY DID STEAL IT!
I digress...so after I stopped hanging out with her, she started to come by my cubicle at work(we used to work together) more frequently just to try to get me to go out. I told her FIRMLY that I didn't feel like it and wanted to hang out with other friends. Then she would call me at all hours of the night, crying because her "EX" boyfriend was marrying another girl and that it should have been her! WTF?!?! I DON'T CARE and you shouldn't EITHER!!! She even called me one night and told me she was cutting her arms up with a knife while she was drinking wine. These examples I'm giving you are just SOME of the things I experienced while I was dealing with her. I finally gave her the, what my friends like to call "the Jesus talk" and told her what I thought of her DQ'ness. And it worked! No more calls...no more visits to my cubicle. And I was FREE!!! Yay me! :biggrin:

[mrazntre]

MangoPickerKen

I'm glad that you're alive to share that story with the rest of us.

[MangoPickerKen]

MangoPickerKen

I'm glad that you're alive to share that story with the rest of us.

Thanks do0d...I know I should have been more concerned when she told me about the arm cutting...but she was drunk and I didn't wanna get stabbed if I went over there to check on her...y'know? Does that make me an arse?

[mrazntre]

Thanks do0d...I know I should have been more concerned when she told me about the arm cutting...but she was drunk and I didn't wanna get stabbed if I went over there to check on her...y'know? Does that make me an arse?

No, because what if it was a trap to get you over there, rape you at knife point and then cut off your penis? Cuz you know, "if i can't have him, no one can have him" psycho bitches.....

[Fireblade]

No, because what if it was a trap to get you over there, rape you at knife point and then cut off your penis? Cuz you know, "if i can't have him, no one can have him" psycho bitches.....

Unless she intended on raping him, until he came inside, and make him pay for child support and eventual marriage.

That's almost as bad as getting your penis cut off.

[Emperor_Mike]

Unless she intended on raping him, until he came inside, and make him pay for child support and eventual marriage.

That's almost as bad as getting your penis cut off.

In England there was a case awhile back about a guy suing for rape. Battery, in any case.

[MangoPickerKen]

Unless she intended on raping him, until he came inside, and make him pay for child support and eventual marriage.

That's almost as bad as getting your penis cut off.


Fate worse than death....DAYum!!! :eek:

[Green_Circle]

Fate worse than death....DAYum!!! :eek:

I feel ya, it sounds like a fate worse than death. But check this out. A guy met these three seemingly normal ok looking and acting girls at some bar and went back to their crib. They got him drunk as a skunk and tied him up with duct tape and then took turns raping him. So far so good. When he could no longer get it up and perform they shoved a pencil into his penis so they could continue their psycho rape all night long. Yikes! OoooooO.

[mrazntre]

I feel ya, it sounds like a fate worse than death. But check this out. A guy met these three seemingly normal ok looking and acting girls at some bar and went back to their crib. They got him drunk as a skunk and tied him up with duct tape and then took turns raping him. So far so good. When he could no longer get it up and perform they shoved a pencil into his penis so they could continue their psycho rape all night long. Yikes! OoooooO.

i speak for all men when i say

*OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!*

[mr. x]

Umm... yea. Well dood, as I can count how many times I've been stalked on BOTH hands, I can assure you that that isn't always the case in terms of acting differently. They just think that you're showing another side to them, and go all out like "oh wow, I never knew you could open up that side to me" blah, blah, blah. Sucks.

Nope. Seriously, you have to tell them outright that you don't like them, and that beastality isn't your thing, since they're such beastly creatures. Just blantant insults and how you despise them might make them go away. OR, you try to get with a girl. OR, you say you're gay.

I had to use the last part before. Stupid girl wouldn't take no for an answer. :mad:

well im sure saying totally wacked out shyte would do the trick

for example "i AM into beastiality"

or u meet their parents and be all like "dude your mom is SOOOO hot"

just act like a total pig

[mr. x]

Mango, girl number 1 dumped u cuz OTHER girls liked u? WTF? wow, get yourself a queen, not a princess, not a drama queen.

Green, all i gots to say is "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

man i bet a lot of guys would joke that "rape" by a beautiful woman would be "tight" but then when mutilation comes in they become squeemish

[mrazntre]

No sign of ahcutie23's stalker behavior as of late.

***ALL CLEAR***

[hooligan]

No sign of ahcutie23's stalker behavior as of late.

***ALL CLEAR***
i still demand pics!

[BaiginLong]

man I could use a stalker heheh

[mrazntre]

i still demand pics!

yeah, me too..

but this might get me killed....?

[BaiginLong]

well if you check my occupation list you'll see this:
Occupation:
University student, hired assassin/bodyguard :P, systems analyst/IT professional, writer, poet, singer and that's about it I'll give you a YW discounted price ya?

edit:
Warning: rates go way up if snipers are involved

[amietron]

well if you check my occupation list you'll see this:
I'll give you a YW discounted price ya?

edit:
Warning: rates go way up if snipers are involved
you really try to sell yourself, don't you?

[BaiginLong]

hey whatever makes money
^_^

[Craig]

Yeah, I think my Editing time limit ran out so I can do nothing on my end. So much for anonimity. :biggrin:I think this is the first typo I remember seeing from EM.

[mrazntre]

That could be a Canadian spelling.

[Craig]

That could be a Canadian spelling.Possibly, but I'm pretty sure it isn't the proper American or British spelling. I wasn't aware of any spelling differences for America Jr.

[Emperor_Mike]

I think this is the first typo I remember seeing from EM.

Oh, dear lord...

Actually, it's the second typo. I spelled athlete "athelete." I suck.

[mrazntre]

mebbe athelete is an atheist athlete?

[applehead]

Possibly, but I'm pretty sure it isn't the proper American or British spelling. I wasn't aware of any spelling differences for America Jr.

no i remember he spelled pigeon wrong
before.
:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

[mr. x]

people people back to the stalking stories, my popcorns getting low

[Emperor_Mike]

no i remember he spelled pigeon wrong
before.
:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

No, that was an appalling example of Internet humour gone wrong. :biggrin:

[applehead]

oh darn it.

[Emperor_Mike]

oh darn it.

There should be a contest to see how often and how many typographical mistakes I can make over a set period of time.

[purezero]

I don't stalk. I just obsess. Sheesh. :rolleyes:

[mrazntre]

I don't stalk. I just obsess. Sheesh. :rolleyes:

I remember what your grandma told you. *ewwwe*

so you're stalking/obsessing guys for the purpose.. ?

[Emperor_Mike]

I don't stalk. I just obsess. Sheesh. :rolleyes:

You get more exercise from stalking AND you might even get to travel the world.

[mrazntre]

Yeah, perhaps you can do that stalking in Durham, UK or Vancouver, Canada.
Give the man what he wants.

[bluemonq]

now, i imagine the worst place to find out that you're being stalked is on a half-empty plane...not that i'm suggesting or anything :smile:

[mrazntre]

or an empty elevator in a talll ass building after hours.

[mr. x]

now, i imagine the worst place to find out that you're being stalked is on a half-empty plane...not that i'm suggesting or anything :smile:

ooh ooh, or get this, an EMPTY plane, cept you and her (oddly enough all other tickets were bought out by the same person...)

and then the pilots are gone too and she's like "this is exactly how i envisioned are trip to heaven together"

AAAAAAAAAAGH! :eek:

[BaiginLong]

ooh ooh, or get this, an EMPTY plane, cept you and her (oddly enough all other tickets were bought out by the same person...)

and then the pilots are gone too and she's like "this is exactly how i envisioned are trip to heaven together"

AAAAAAAAAAGH! :eek:
you one twisted dude
but how will the plane take off if no pilots
and if she's gonna fly how will she make sure you won't get away
iono

[Fireblade]

or an empty elevator in a talll ass building after hours.

something like that happened to my friend before. She was taking the elevator down from the mall that she was working at, during after hours... and this guy who watched her everyday, went into the elevator after her. They kinda just stared at each other the whole time, till they got to the underground floor, and she walked to her car. The guy was parked maybe 3 cars down from her.

Nothing happened, but she had her hand on a penknife the whole time. :eek:

[mr. x]

you one twisted dude
but how will the plane take off if no pilots
and if she's gonna fly how will she make sure you won't get away
iono

i spose but i was thinking surrealy, like the episode of the Simpsons where homer imagines a penguins flying the plane.

and if she's already got it in the air its not like u can escape thousands of feet in the air right?

[achtungbaby]

...and then piss on her lifeless body, chanting "House on fire! House on fire! Put it out! Put it out!" with a Germanic accent.Quote of the day :biggrin: I nearly pissed myself. What movie/show is that from??

Anyway, I've never been stalked-stalked the way mrazntre usually has. Sure, I've gotten annoying phone calls but stalker-girls usually tend to avoid despicable guys like me.