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kboy75
10-07-2003, 08:26 AM
ASK HER HOW


Don't just sit there and talk about penis sizes with a bunch of other guys. IMO, that is just fruitless. Every person is different and so is every girl.

Ask. Do. Please. Peace, love and lots of sex, everyone! :D
applehead
10-07-2003, 09:11 AM
amen.
Fireblade
10-07-2003, 10:42 AM
load her up on E, and then screw her senseless.

but kids.... Drugs are very VERY BAD for you! *wags his finger*
kimpossible
10-07-2003, 11:23 AM
load her up on E, and then screw her senseless.

but kids.... Drugs are very VERY BAD for you! *wags his finger*

i was going to reply to this but then realized it was too mean and fireblade doesn't know me well enough that i think he would take it as a joke.
Irezumi Kiss
10-07-2003, 02:22 PM
A nice dinner always works for the ladies I date, preferrably seafood if they're not allergic to shellfish...

That, and lots and lots of kisses...
John0101
10-07-2003, 03:38 PM
I wouldn't mind pleasing a woman with a monstor cock either way :)
shy
10-07-2003, 03:56 PM
A nice dinner always works for the ladies I date, preferrably seafood if they're not allergic to shellfish...

That, and lots and lots of kisses...

seafood and pasta rocks! or sushi! or lobster! or... mmm... mussels steamed in a light wine sauce!

fresh oysters also works too. :D

damn... i'm hungry now!
ChairmanMah
10-07-2003, 05:15 PM
please the woman?

you got it backwards.

all that flowers, candy and nice dinner is for bitches.
mr. x
10-07-2003, 11:46 PM
all i have to say is, ask Smoove B

http://www.theonion.com/3939/opinion2.html
kimpossible
10-08-2003, 05:00 PM
all that flowers, candy and nice dinner is for bitches.

i get all those. and more.
ChinaLama
10-08-2003, 05:11 PM
i love the spice girls' motto, "If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends."

yeah, that'd be nice if good-looking women with good-looking friends all thought like that.
kitty
10-08-2003, 05:24 PM
i probably wouldn't dig a seafood dinner on a first date... eating crabs and lobster can be messy and i'd rather not be sucking my fingers and stuff when i'm making a first impression ...
mr. x
10-08-2003, 08:27 PM
i probably wouldn't dig a seafood dinner on a first date... eating crabs and lobster can be messy and i'd rather not be sucking my fingers and stuff when i'm making a first impression ...

not to mention you'll be too full to wanna do anything after
coagulated fat
10-09-2003, 12:08 AM
all i have to say is, ask Smoove B

http://www.theonion.com/3939/opinion2.html
I love smoove B! Must... date.. smoove B
Either him or somebody who will microwave my frozen burrito for me.
teaz0r
10-09-2003, 12:21 AM
a black credit card will do.
Chester
10-09-2003, 12:27 AM
a black credit card will do.
Hah. Classic.
Irezumi Kiss
10-09-2003, 01:58 PM
eating crabs and lobster can be messy and i'd rather not be sucking my fingers and stuff when i'm making a first impression ...

I think looking at you sucking your fingers and "stuff" would make a GREAT impression...


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kitty
10-09-2003, 07:14 PM
i dunno... wouldn't you prefer a woman who eats with a fork?
ChinaLama
10-09-2003, 07:45 PM
Why not? I thought being good at sucking would make a long and lasting impression on the male date.

what if the girl doesn't like to suck, but likes to crack the shells w/ her teeth. what would THAT imply about the date? :D
Irezumi Kiss
10-09-2003, 08:01 PM
what if the girl doesn't like to suck, but likes to crack the shells w/ her teeth. what would THAT imply about the date? :D

Even better, because if you were happening to be eating something with an abundance of sesame seeds and a few got stuck in between your teeth, you could ask her for a kiss and the raw suction power of her mouth would scchhhulrk those babies right on out of there and you'd kill two boids with one stone.
mr. x
10-09-2003, 10:36 PM
Irezumi, are you Smoove B?
mr. x
10-09-2003, 10:37 PM
a black credit card will do.

ooh ooh reminds me of a black woman comedian i saw on comicview she was like "dont you just like coming home from a hard days work to a nice....long...hard...remote control"