Bathrooms at work

[537]

You know what really pisses me off? When people don't wash their hands.

I just went to the restroom to take a leak, and there was someone else in there already pissing. Well I finished before he did (I guess he's got a prostate issue or something) and proceeded to wash my hands. Then I see him pass the sink and walk out the bathroom.


It was disgusting and repulsive to have to open the bathroom door after washing my hands clean. I wanted to kick that dirty motherfucker's ass.

:sick:

[applehead]

what if he didn't like.. do anything
with his hands...

[537]

what if he didn't like.. do anything
with his hands...


Irrelevant. Piss splashes, stench permeates, and all that yucky stuff. The point is he violated a very stringent, obscure credo that has been in place for ages. He should be beaten!

[Chester]

Irrelevant. Piss splashes, stench permeates, and all that yucky stuff. The point is he violated a very stringent, obscure creole that has been in place for ages. He should be beaten!

You should be beaten for what is perhaps the oddest typo I have ever seen in my life. ;)

"Creole"?

What...you couldn't decide between "credo" and "code"?

[537]

Fixed. Thanks for that....unique correction. Now fuck off. ;)



Edit: Well wtf do you think of that bastard anyway? Stray away from the typos man! Focus!!!!

[YuheiCarreau]

I thought urine was sterile.

[537]

I can't believe this. Are you all telling me you wouldn't mind?

[Chester]

Well wtf do you think of that bastard anyway? Stray away from the typos man! Focus!!!!

I don't think it's all that big of a deal. Even if he was in the bathroom to jerk off, you'd probably be just as safe shaking his hands as you would be touching the handle to the door of the bathroom.

Which isn't to say that it's kind of icky, but I wouldn't freak out about it.

Not washing your hands after shitting...that's a different story.

[applehead]

I thought urine was sterile.

your urine is sterile to only yourself.

[537]

I don't think it's all that big of a deal. Even if he was in the bathroom to jerk off, you'd probably be just as safe shaking his hands as you would be touching the handle to the door of the bathroom.

Which isn't to say that it's kind of icky, but I wouldn't freak out about it.

Not washing your hands after shitting...that's a different story.


I'm not freaking out. I'm just ranting. In the Rant Room, even. :)

[mr. x]

well considering im a neat freak, and compulsive cleaner (though im getting better) i hate people who do that too

even worse, i was at community college and someone was using the wall urinal earlier and DIDNt flush the toilet, looked like they took their bladder, dumped it, and then left

[>:^|]

Ugh ... I was on a multiple-round interview once. Went to the next interviewer's office and he wasn't there yet. His office was right next to the bathroom. Heard the flush and he came straight out. Saw me standing there and stuck out his hand. His hand was very damp.

So I had to sit through that entire interview, trying to be all suave and intelligent-like, while wishing to boil my right hand in a pan full of clorox.

[tvbdude]

that's why I always grab a paper towl to open a public bathroom door

[yangbahn50]

537:

Dude, I think you're so uptight about a minor issue.

So what if that guy didn't wash his hands? Sometimes, when I'm in a rush to get to class or someplace, I proceed straight for the door rather than the sink.

Now if the guy was masturbating, and you saw banana cream flying all over the urinal, then that's something else you need to deal with.

Here's an idea bro. After you wash your hands, dry it. Then...get more paper towels from the dispenser, wrap it around the door handle, open the door, and exit the restroom. While you exit, toos the paper towel into the waste basket.

Tadah! What was so hard dude?

[ellsworth81]

i agree w/ 537. who knows where these guys have been???

[537]

537:

Dude, I think you're so uptight about a minor issue.

So what if that guy didn't wash his hands? Sometimes, when I'm in a rush to get to class or someplace, I proceed straight for the door rather than the sink.

Now if the guy was masturbating, and you saw banana cream flying all over the urinal, then that's something else you need to deal with.

Here's an idea bro. After you wash your hands, dry it. Then...get more paper towels from the dispenser, wrap it around the door handle, open the door, and exit the restroom. While you exit, toos the paper towel into the waste basket.

Tadah! What was so hard dude?

I don't think uptight would be an accurate description. My God, man.....has the word 'rant' lost all its meaning?

[Irezumi Kiss]

537...I feel your pain...

For me, it's the fact that these people are GROWN ADULTS who KNOW better.

If they don't wash after pissin', what's to stop 'em from not washing after shittin'?

Not just that shit...I work with fuckin' ADULTS who leave full toilet paper rolls in the commode, or wads the joint up something fierce, leave piles of newspapers on the floor, sometimes DON'T flush after shitting OR pissing, whenever they DO bother washing their hands, grab a honk of napkins from the dispenser and use maybe one, then lets the rest of them drift to the floor, which gets damp from them splashing the sink like babies...

You know why they do this shit at work and not at home? It's because they don't have to CLEAN it.

This is just the men's side; I've heard that the women's joint isn't all that far off, but...it's really a guy thing. The best place I've ever had the pleasure of working where the bathroom was as pristine as the board of health was this unisex one at this minor ad agency I worked in for six months. The whole place had a majority of women working there and just the SMELL of things was so beautiful.

Don't like to wash ya mitts after the deed? Maaan, don't get me started! I don't even like taking shits next to someone in the adjacent stall...I'm a bathroom purist...

[yangbahn50]

537:
I don't think uptight would be an accurate description. My God, man.....has the word 'rant' lost all its meaning?

Okay, but you seem to make a big fuss about touching the door knobs that others, who didn't wash their hands w/ soap, touched.

I know the genitalia area is suppose to be one of the dirtiest body area. But for guys, after they pee, it's not like they have urine all over their hands.

Now defecating is a different story. I always wash my hands scot-clean with soap after making shit.

But the solution for you to not touching the door knob, is to simply get a paper towel, wrap it around the knob, turn the knob, open the door, and exit the restroom.

Another weird solution is to carry a Lysol spray can with you, and spray anything you plan on touching (whether it's your text book, your computer, sink..etc).

[kasia]

your urine is sterile to only yourself.

yeh, someone once told me to wash your face with your own piss every morning. it's supposed to be very good for your skin or something.



anyhow, les, i think that's disgusting. i mean, who knows what he's going to do or touch after he leaves the bathroom. just having him around the office makes it a dirty place.

[Faithless]

that's why I always grab a paper towl to open a public bathroom door

Yep. :cool: A wet paper towel at that. So that the next guy thinks, "what the fuck? Piss on the door handle?"

[ren28]

I use the same paper towel I used to dry my hands to open the bathroom door. It does not waste extra paper and it's much better than touching a door handle knowing someones' schlong germs is all over it.