what do you wake up to?

[kasia]

i wake up to the spanish cartoons that the kids across the quad watch. i think they're deaf or something.

what do you wake up to?

[Faithless]

Bad breath and snoring.

[SunWuKong]

my alarm clock.

[Ogumo]

I wake up at 5:38 every day if i want to or not. I do not need a alarm clock. This is good because i am too cheap to buy one.

[hooligan]

alarm clock and my morning wood

[bigwong235]

alarm clock. alarm clock. alarm clock. cell phone.

[coagulated fat]

I wake up whenever I want. To nothing. Ah, summer.

[Emperor_Mike]

I wake up to an internal alarm clock (set to 5AM every morning) followed by a shower, the morning news online and a quick breakfast.

[Deadpool]

I wake up to nothing.
*stares at his empty bed with tears welling in his eyes*

[yumpop]

to pee

[Emperor_Mike]

I wake up to nothing.
*stares at his empty bed with tears welling in his eyes*

How unfortunate. Perhaps the blue shuffling bunny will keep you company, yes? :)

[AliBabaIncorporated]

On the weekends? Usually to someone calling my cell and saying, "Don't tell me you're still asleep!" or "Hey, ya wanna go get dinner in an hour?"

[coagulated fat]

I wake up to an internal alarm clock (set to 5AM every morning)

Freak.

[ellsworth81]

f0ckers fixing their roof
or stoopid ricers w/ their fake cars putting around the same block repeatedly

[nonamerasian]

Usually to the sniffles.

[thaite]

yo mamas

[hooligan]

yo mamas

yo mommas momma

[thaite]

Ewww.

[Ogumo]

yo mommas momma


Ohhh...son!

[Faithless]

to pee

In the trash can by the bed or in the turlet down the hall? :beerchug:

[tommyhtown]

a meaningless life, my wasteful existence, a rat race ahead, and for tomorrow an elaboration meeting at 8:00 am.

In the good ol' days, it was breakfast in bed.

[punkdrummer56]

my girlfriend rolling over and telling me i'm gonna be late for class

[moschikat]

the cell phone alarm, the alarm clock, the iPod alarm, and the Palm alarm . . .

i'm not a morning person . . . . but lately, I've been getting up at 8:30 am, on the dot, half an hour before the alarms even go off!! o.O

[Irezumi Kiss]

Monday: Sunlight and minor Sunday night drunkeness

Tuesday: Sunlight, general apathy and minor Monday night drunkeness

Wednesday: Sunlight, horniness and moderate optimism as body cleanses itself from weekend toxins

Thursday: Dirty clothes to be washed

Friday: Dirty clothes to be washed if laziness set in Thursday morning

Saturday: Minor Friday night drunkeness, maybe a one night stand

Sunday: Minor Saturday night drunkeness, masturbation to the previous night's one night stand