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ChinaLama
09-03-2003, 08:54 AM
I was watching a Twilight Zone episode yesterday, "The Purple Testament," about a guy who has the ability to know that people will die. Man, that would suck, knowing you or your friends are about to die soon, but not quite when or where or how. :-P
himura-dono
09-03-2003, 09:03 AM
the psychic power to hear women's innermost self criticisms. i think i'd go fucking mad.
SunWuKong
09-03-2003, 09:16 AM
the power to consciously control how hard your penis is. oh wait, that doesn't suck.
Emperor_Mike
09-03-2003, 12:50 PM
Mind reading without control over it. You'd go mad with the all voices in your head.
Tao
09-03-2003, 02:35 PM
the psychic power to hear women's innermost self criticisms. i think i'd go fucking mad.

that's mel gibson in "what women want" he made a shit load of money that way though...and laid helen hunt
Faithless
09-03-2003, 03:20 PM
The ability to foresee catastrophic events and not be able to do a thing about it. :(
thaite
09-03-2003, 04:32 PM
The ability to suck all the fat out of other people's bodies and into your own.
SunWuKong
09-03-2003, 04:44 PM
The ability to suck all the fat out of other people's bodies and into your own.

... by osmosis.
Faithless
09-03-2003, 05:33 PM
The ability to suck all the fat out of other people's bodies and into your own.

I smell a new diet craze. :p
mr. x
09-03-2003, 06:51 PM
well one, the one about being able to hear people's thoughts would probly do u bad in that people who dont like u or simply hold back criticisms of u, you'd know about it

like what if that really nice guy/girl is smiling but inside is saying "get the fuck away from me"
mr. x
09-03-2003, 06:52 PM
ooh and another, if u had the ability to see all the crimes that will be committed, it'd be like torture cuz u'd wanna stop it right? but could u really stop them all?
SunWuKong
09-03-2003, 06:57 PM
ooh and another, if u had the ability to see all the crimes that will be committed, it'd be like torture cuz u'd wanna stop it right? but could u really stop them all?


actually i'd probably join the successful robberies.
Uncle Tat
09-03-2003, 08:33 PM
The psychic power TO KNOW WHEN PEOPLE ARE GONNA FART

OH THE HUMANITY!!!
Faithless
09-04-2003, 02:55 PM
The psychic power TO KNOW WHEN PEOPLE ARE GONNA FART

OH THE HUMANITY!!!

Or fart next to you. Especially, the silencers. :(
thaite
09-04-2003, 03:46 PM
PMS Power!
537
09-04-2003, 04:04 PM
To have the psychic ability to funnel tremendous amounts of energy to your limbs, but be a quadraplegic.
Faithless
03-19-2004, 12:32 AM
To have the gift of all the Psychic Powers in the world and get stuck on a second rate Psychic Friends phone bank. :frown:
flip19
03-21-2004, 12:19 AM
The ability to foresee catastrophic events and not be able to do a thing about it. :(
y wouldn't you be able to not do anything abou it?

would you be tied up or sum shit?

To have the psychic ability to funnel tremendous amounts of energy to your limbs, but be a quadraplegic.

that...doesn't ... make ... any ... sense.