Taking the Plunge

[purezero]

Okay, this is a half-rant, I guess. Because after making that title and description, I'm rather amused. I'm so creative!

Anyway, I woke up today and did all my usual daily stuff (brushing teeth, washing face, etc.). And you know what I found out? SOMEONE clogged the toilet. I know it wasn't me because I hadn't used that bathroom in a while. You know how toilets, they don't flush all the way? Like it flushes to the brink of overflowing and then all the water, after long periods of time, seeps out of the toilet. What a disguise! Stupid toilet, making itself look like it's usable.

So there I am, standing in the bathroom, using the plunger because I'm trying to unclog the toilet. What an unpleasant experience. I don't want to wake up and plunge the toilet. That isn't what people are suppose to do in the mornings. Well, then when is a good time to plunge the toilet if not in the morning? I'd guess you'd have to wait out the day, huh? But that isn't exactly good. What if you had to use the toilet?

Oh! And I'm just too nice to leave it there for someone else to plunge the toilet.

Culprit: My brother. :lol:

[lethal]

My toilet got clogged last weekend. It had to be the previous tenants because we just moved in 2 weeks ago.

We called the Super, but it was a Saturday night, so he was grouchy, said it was his day off, he'd send another guy.

Other guy comes with this shit covered unclogging thing. If you've ever seen it, its a long skinny metal stick. You stick it down the toilet and then turn the crank at the top so the bottom thing spins. I can't describe it. Anyway, he puts it down the pipe and starts swirling things around. The water turns brons.

Then he takes the shit stick out and puts it in our shower!!! We spent hours scrubbing the shower after that. Worst thing...he didn't even unclog the toilet! We were stuck using public bathrooms for the entire weekend.

Sunday morning, the regular Super comes by after we complain again. He uses the same shit stick and fixes the toilet. He wore gloves, but then he opened the door (touching the doorknob) with his hands. Gross! Shit covered hands touching the doorknob. We disinfected that sucker a lot.

At least the toilet works now.

[jimbo]

Brown water huh? Thanks guys I don't think I'll bother with that cup of coffee I was drinking just now! :lol:

[hooligan]

yeah i did that once, and i left it :D

[Hiroshi2]

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After eating at Mickey D's yesterday morning, I was just thankful to have a toilet in the first place.

[achtungbaby]

Moving to Whatever.

[amietron]

this is disgusting. why's it gotta be in my forum, where i'm more likely gonna read it?

get your drink. *here's to a new diet*

[pointman]

was it a big bear, muma bear or baby bear :p

If I did something like that I would try and hide it with loaaaaaads of tissue :D

[achtungbaby]

Closing, so I don't have to yack everytime I see this.