Miss China Benelux Germany Pageant 2003 [Archive]

SunWuKong

08-12-2003, 09:18 PM

the contestants are from Germany, Belgium, and the Netherlands. where the hell do they find these porkchops? there are maybe one or two that are OK by pageant standards. the others aren't even that good looking in real-life standards.

http://www.mcb2003.com/default.htm

BigLew

08-12-2003, 09:21 PM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SunWuKung @ Aug 12 2003, 08:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> the contestants are from Germany, Belgium, and the Netherlands. where the hell do they find these porkchops? there are maybe one or two that are OK by pageant standards. the others aren't even that good looking in real-life standards.

http://www.mcb2003.com/default.htm [/b][/quote]
Have a couple of shots and a beer maybe you'll change your mind.

yoMAMA

08-12-2003, 09:29 PM

Dude, what counts is inside!

aaahhh, no dude, that's what ugly people say :lol:

Credit : liar liar

tommyhtown

08-12-2003, 10:58 PM

I like #18, Le Tha Tchen. Check out the nipples on that one. :P

sunyang

08-13-2003, 04:26 AM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (yoMAMA @ Aug 12 2003, 08:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Dude, what counts is inside! [/b][/quote]
#28 looks like she has a nice personality

krome

08-13-2003, 05:46 AM

On a related note, Miss Oregon won Ms Teen last nite.
<img src='http://www.webdesk.com/miss-oregon-teen-usa/miss-oregon-teen-usa.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' class='attach' />
I just happened to catch the end - but she was the spunkiest with the biggest smile. One of the other ones gave a really dumb answer to a question on "What is your definition of beauty?" - it was funny.

My Name Is...

08-13-2003, 07:01 AM

not to be mean, but a lot of these girls look kind of country.

krome

08-13-2003, 07:01 AM

I only did that on one other thread when some asiaphile with sour grapes stereotyped white chix as bychy and fat. Well, I showed him they're not fat, lol. ;)

teaz0r

08-13-2003, 07:30 AM

rad taught me how to say porkchop in cantonese.
i forgot already.

ja ju?
ju ja?
jujube?

SunWuKong

08-13-2003, 08:36 AM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tommyhtown @ Aug 13 2003, 01:58 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> I like #18, Le Tha Tchen.  Check out the nipples on that one.  :P [/b][/quote]
oh yes. she has a nice set of personalities.

<img src='http://www.mcb2003.com/pics/PIC41D.jpg' alt='--Resize_Images_Alt_Text--' width='450' height='600' class='attach' /> (http://www.mcb2003.com/pics/PIC41D.jpg)

it says she's only 5'1". :dance:

SunWuKong

08-13-2003, 08:38 AM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (teaz0r @ Aug 13 2003, 10:30 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> rad taught me how to say porkchop in cantonese.
i forgot already.

ja ju?
ju ja?
jujube? [/b][/quote]
ju pah

tommyhtown

08-13-2003, 08:41 AM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SunWuKung @ Aug 13 2003, 07:36 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> oh yes. she has a nice set of personalities.

<img src='http://www.mcb2003.com/pics/PIC41D.jpg' alt='--Resize_Images_Alt_Text--' width='450' height='600' class='attach' /> (http://www.mcb2003.com/pics/PIC41D.jpg)

it says she's only 5'1". :dance: [/b][/quote]
I will pork her any day.

kimpossible

08-13-2003, 09:16 AM

<img src='http://www.mcb2003.com/pics/PIC06A.jpg' alt='--Resize_Images_Alt_Text--' width='450' height='600' class='attach' /> (http://www.mcb2003.com/pics/PIC06A.jpg)

what's going on here?

kimpossible

08-13-2003, 09:23 AM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (krome @ Aug 13 2003, 04:46 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> On a related note, Miss Oregon won Ms Teen last nite.
<img src='http://www.webdesk.com/miss-oregon-teen-usa/miss-oregon-teen-usa.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' class='attach' />
[/b][/quote]
How the hell did that happen? Must have been an out of stater that moved here for college. Cuz it's farm-raised Birkenstock hippie hell around here.

tommyhtown

08-13-2003, 09:25 AM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Hello_Hapa @ Aug 13 2003, 08:16 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <img src='http://www.mcb2003.com/pics/PIC06A.jpg' alt='--Resize_Images_Alt_Text--' width='450' height='600' class='attach' /> (http://www.mcb2003.com/pics/PIC06A.jpg)

what's going on here? [/b][/quote]
I believe she was throwin' down the new 'AzNPrYdE' sign.

SunWuKong

08-13-2003, 09:28 AM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Hello_Hapa @ Aug 13 2003, 12:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <img src='http://www.mcb2003.com/pics/PIC06A.jpg' alt='--Resize_Images_Alt_Text--' width='450' height='600' class='attach' /> (http://www.mcb2003.com/pics/PIC06A.jpg)

what's going on here? [/b][/quote]
oh no, she's wearing those damn pointy-toe shoes. i hate those things. they're like elf shoes.

YuheiCarreau

08-13-2003, 10:12 AM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SunWuKung @ Aug 13 2003, 12:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> oh no, she's wearing those damn pointy-toe shoes. i hate those things. they're like elf shoes. [/b][/quote]
I thought you liked elves.

kimpossible

08-13-2003, 10:19 AM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (YuheiCarreau @ Aug 13 2003, 09:12 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> I thought you liked elves. [/b][/quote]
only those scantily clad in body hugging leather 'armor.' and he likes the ears pointy, not the shoes.

himura-dono

08-13-2003, 10:32 AM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Hello_Hapa @ Aug 13 2003, 08:16 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <img src='http://www.mcb2003.com/pics/PIC06A.jpg' alt='--Resize_Images_Alt_Text--' width='450' height='600' class='attach' /> (http://www.mcb2003.com/pics/PIC06A.jpg)

what's going on here? [/b][/quote]
they told her to do her talent and she was getting ready to shoot a scat flick?

kimpossible

08-13-2003, 10:37 AM

There does look to be a little poopy pants action going on.

himura-dono

08-13-2003, 10:50 AM

jesus....i finally took a look at the contestants...is this supposed to be a pageant to show how ugly euro-raised asians can look or something?

tommyhtown

08-13-2003, 10:58 AM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (himura-dono @ Aug 13 2003, 09:50 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> jesus....i finally took a look at the contestants...is this supposed to be a pageant to show how ugly euro-raised asians can look or something? [/b][/quote]
easy now, don't be givin' 'em Euro-Asian girl any complex.

krome

08-13-2003, 11:02 AM

How the hell did that happen? Must have been an out of stater that moved here for college. Cuz it's farm-raised Birkenstock hippie hell around here.
Really? I love hippy chix. But seriously, my friend who lived there for a while said they were all very hot, but the drug scene is huge there and half the Portland peeps are all junkies.

Uncle Tat

08-13-2003, 11:16 AM

I don't think they're ugly enough to be deemed Porkchops.

Definetly not ugly enough to be beaten away with a baseball bat.

Most of them are probably 3ish-5.

#18 is pretty cute.

I'd like to know how some of YOU look. I bet most of you are probably uglier than the people here. :unsure: Or are so full of yourself that you think you're attractive.

kimpossible

08-13-2003, 11:48 AM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (krome @ Aug 13 2003, 10:02 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Really? I love hippy chix. But seriously, my friend who lived there for a while said they were all very hot, but the drug scene is huge there and half the Portland peeps are all junkies. [/b][/quote]
There is A LOT of tweak here. I wouldn't be surprised if we were the meth capital of the country. If you like hippie chicks, move to Oregon. Patchouli, Birkenstock, minimal leg shaving, pasty white, no makeup vegans. Whatever does it for you.

Keep in mind that a lot of people in Portland aren't necessarily Oregonians. It's a decent size city with a quite a few big transnational corps. There are many Seattle and Californian transplants. You get the occasional East Coaster like myself and then there's the immigrant population.

kimpossible

08-13-2003, 11:50 AM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Uncle Tat @ Aug 13 2003, 10:16 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> I'd like to know how some of YOU look. I bet most of you are probably uglier than the people here. :unsure: Or are so full of yourself that you think you're attractive. [/b][/quote]
Dude, they signed up to be have their beauty judged in a pageant. They ask, they receive.

SunWuKong

08-13-2003, 11:56 AM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Uncle Tat @ Aug 13 2003, 02:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> I'd like to know how some of YOU look. I bet most of you are probably uglier than the people here. :unsure: Or are so full of yourself that you think you're attractive. [/b][/quote]
well, like i said, only a few are OK by beauty pageant standards. in real life standards, most of them can be considered average.

SunWuKong

08-13-2003, 11:57 AM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tazadar @ Aug 13 2003, 02:56 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Why is this supposed to be a beauty pageant? Okay, I'll shut up now. [/b][/quote]
wow, it's the return of the taz. :)

YuheiCarreau

08-13-2003, 12:55 PM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Hello_Hapa @ Aug 13 2003, 02:48 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> There is A LOT of tweak here. I wouldn't be surprised if we were the meth capital of the country. If you like hippie chicks, move to Oregon. Patchouli, Birkenstock, minimal leg shaving, pasty white, no makeup vegans. Whatever does it for you. [/b][/quote]
Actually I believe Missouri has the honor of being the Meth capitol of the US.

And this one time, I got off a plane from Budapest smelling like patchouli.

Deadpool

08-13-2003, 02:45 PM

wow....Miss Teen USA is Average.

amietron

08-13-2003, 04:29 PM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (teaz0r @ Aug 13 2003, 06:30 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> jujube? [/b][/quote]
that's me! jujube. :)

sdcheung

08-13-2003, 05:47 PM

I like 20
cute dimples.
Hapa.
Cantonese
and a Taurus

sdcheung

08-13-2003, 05:49 PM

18 is a Scorpio.
you know what they say about Scorpios..
Love sex. sex addicts.

amietron

08-13-2003, 05:57 PM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sdcheung @ Aug 13 2003, 04:47 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> I like 20
cute dimples.
Hapa.
Cantonese
and a Taurus [/b][/quote]
she's not cute. some of the others in the pageant are better. :P

and my dear, she only has 1 dimple!

Chester

08-13-2003, 05:58 PM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sdcheung @ Aug 13 2003, 05:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> 18 is a Scorpio.
you know what they say about Scorpios..
Love sex. sex addicts. [/b][/quote]
Phooey. I can stop whenever I want.

sdcheung

08-13-2003, 05:58 PM

then whats cute to you?
hmmm..?
:P

amietron

08-13-2003, 06:00 PM

you guys must like #18 for her tits. her face ain't all that good looking. it's like they gave a girl some big ones and made her wear some dark red lipstick. she's nothing special without her boobies.

himura-dono

08-13-2003, 06:34 PM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tazadar @ Aug 13 2003, 10:56 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Why is this supposed to be a beauty pageant? Okay, I'll shut up now. [/b][/quote]
wtf, you = teh not banned anymore?

SunWuKong

08-13-2003, 10:25 PM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (amietron @ Aug 13 2003, 09:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> she's nothing special without her boobies. [/b][/quote]
your point? :confused:

SunWuKong

08-13-2003, 10:31 PM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sdcheung @ Aug 13 2003, 08:47 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> I like 20
cute dimples.
Hapa.
Cantonese
and a Taurus [/b][/quote]
how do you know she's hapa? she doesn't really look it, and she doesn't have a non-Chinese surname. (by the way, i just had to laugh at her name - Yenny Yim. what the hell kind of name is that?)

SunWuKong

08-13-2003, 10:34 PM

they seriously need an award for ugliest...

http://www.mcb2003.com/pics/PIC16C.jpg

SunWuKong

08-13-2003, 10:37 PM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tazadar @ Aug 14 2003, 01:36 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> I'm wondering how did you came upon this link? [/b][/quote]
this forum (http://www.cinefo.com/forum/)

holliehoppie

08-26-2003, 02:09 AM

I'd like to know how some of YOU look. I bet most of you are probably uglier than the people here. :unsure: Or are so full of yourself that you think you're attractive.
well, like i said, only a few are OK by beauty pageant standards. in real life standards, most of them can be considered average.

So who do you think look ok by beauty pageant standards??
I think 14, 33 and 36 are ok.

jenjen

08-27-2003, 05:20 AM

outside of asia, all asian beauty pageants are second rate. i mean with little miss asian here, we have viets in miss taiwan category, laotians as miss indonesia etc coz they don't have enough decent looking girls entering. there's THREE alone who are in the finals who also go to my school. god, what are the chances of that?

coming from a chick, the one in the leftmost colume with the dimples is pretty

holliehoppie

08-27-2003, 05:47 AM

outside of asia, all asian beauty pageants are second rate. i mean with little miss asian here, we have viets in miss taiwan category, laotians as miss indonesia etc coz they don't have enough decent looking girls entering. there's THREE alone who are in the finals who also go to my school. god, what are the chances of that?

coming from a chick, the one in the leftmost colume with the dimples is pretty

Do you like no.20 the most???
I am suprised why you choose her as "decent looking" or even call her pretty...

jenjen

08-27-2003, 06:18 AM

Do you like no.20 the most???
I am suprised why you choose her as "decent looking" or even call her pretty...

at least she's cute looking. but, ok, i do admit i judged by looking at the smaller blue and white (?) photos only.

holliehoppie

08-27-2003, 06:29 AM

at least she's cute looking. but, ok, i do admit i judged by looking at the smaller blue and white (?) photos only.

What do you think of my "favourites" no. 14, 33 and 36? I think they look allright, compared to the others??

jenjen

08-30-2003, 06:36 AM

you shouldn't ask. im so overly judgemental. i'm sorry. not attacking your personal judgement in any way at all.
ok. here it goes:
no14: she looks FAT and... stout... by pageant standards. i mean she's skinny compared to the rest of the population, but come on, she's got the realise that the chicks that she's up against are these long legged 40 something kilogram ones.

no.33: well, she's got the height going but doesn't look model-like enough to be in a BEAUTY PAGEANT. and what's with the shoulder thing?

no.36: yep. i agree with you on this one. i think she's pretty. and she's get that slim/long body thing going. but she's not even chinese...

SunWuKong

08-30-2003, 09:26 AM

no.36: yep. i agree with you on this one. i think she's pretty. and she's get that slim/long body thing going. but she's not even chinese...

i don't think 33 is that pretty.

Deadpool

08-30-2003, 05:30 PM

We have Teen Chinese Pageants here. All the contestants aren't very good looking either. Most of ordinary girls I see on the street blow away the winners.

jenjen

08-31-2003, 02:25 AM

no.36: yep. i agree with you on this one. i think she's pretty. and she's get that slim/long body thing going. but she's not even chinese... i don't think 33 is that pretty.

err... do you mean 36?

SunWuKong

08-31-2003, 09:37 AM

err... do you mean 36?

oops yeah that's who i meant. her lips are too fat.

holliehoppie

08-31-2003, 10:51 AM

you shouldn't ask. im so overly judgemental. i'm sorry. not attacking your personal judgement in any way at all.
ok. here it goes:
no14: she looks FAT and... stout... by pageant standards. i mean she's skinny compared to the rest of the population, but come on, she's got the realise that the chicks that she's up against are these long legged 40 something kilogram ones.

no.33: well, she's got the height going but doesn't look model-like enough to be in a BEAUTY PAGEANT. and what's with the shoulder thing?

no.36: yep. i agree with you on this one. i think she's pretty. and she's get that slim/long body thing going. but she's not even chinese...

I don't think no. 44 looks fat. Just because she weighs 55 kilograms doesn't mean she is fat for pageant measurements. Her measurements are just like the other candidates. Only one picture of her is taken from the right front of her face, so that makes her face look chubby. All the other pictures of the contestants aren't shot like that.

holliehoppie

08-31-2003, 10:52 AM

I don't think no. 44 looks fat. Just because she weighs 55 kilograms doesn't mean she is fat for pageant measurements. Her measurements are just like the other candidates. Only one picture of her is taken from the right front of her face, so that makes her face look chubby. All the other pictures of the contestants aren't shot like that.

And don't you think all the contestants look better in the new pictures, compared to the old??

amietron

08-31-2003, 11:00 AM

http://www.mcb2003.com/pics/CAN08-t.jpg

I like her the best. Petty Tang. :)

#33 has fake eyebrows. and if you ask me, of all of her pictures, she looks best in this pose.

http://www.mcb2003.com/pics/PIC33D.jpg

#24 is 5'6 104lb. she looks like a japanese model.

#19 is 6feet. holy shit. she's not bad.

You know how it says "unforgettable experience" for each participant? It'd be funny if one of 'em said "the first time i had sex." bwahahahhaa.

amietron

08-31-2003, 11:02 AM

now that i look at just those 2 pictures, #33 looks more attractive, but i think it's the positioning of her head. i like petty tang because she smiled. :)

holliehoppie

08-31-2003, 11:10 AM

now that i look at just those 2 pictures, #33 looks more attractive, but i think it's the positioning of her head. i like petty tang because she smiled. :)

Now you see it just depends how the girls are photographed.

Ogumo

08-31-2003, 09:17 PM

Is it just me or were many of those girls only just ok looking?

Ogumo

08-31-2003, 09:19 PM

http://www.mcb2003.com/pics/CAN08-t.jpg

I like her the best. Petty Tang. :)

#33 has fake eyebrows. and if you ask me, of all of her pictures, she looks best in this pose.

http://www.mcb2003.com/pics/PIC33D.jpg

#24 is 5'6 104lb. she looks like a japanese model.

#19 is 6feet. holy shit. she's not bad.

You know how it says "unforgettable experience" for each participant? It'd be funny if one of 'em said "the first time i had sex." bwahahahhaa.

Yes the one in this picture does look quite nice.

SunWuKong

08-31-2003, 11:18 PM

Is it just me or were many of those girls only just ok looking?

it's not just you. some of them are down-right ugly even by normal people standards.

Fireblade

09-01-2003, 02:05 PM

Why do ugly ppl insist on entering themselves in beauty pagents. Bleh, no wonder those loser asianphiles have a warped perception of what's "beautiful" in asia. Eww.

Tao

09-01-2003, 02:39 PM

Why do ugly ppl insist on entering themselves in beauty pagents. Bleh, no wonder those loser asianphiles have a warped perception of what's "beautiful" in asia. Eww.

hey man, more honeys for us!

Ogumo

09-01-2003, 03:27 PM

Why do ugly ppl insist on entering themselves in beauty pagents. Bleh, no wonder those loser asianphiles have a warped perception of what's "beautiful" in asia. Eww.

Yes! What the hell is with them likeing the ugliest of asian women???

Tao

09-01-2003, 04:41 PM

Yes! What the hell is with them likeing the ugliest of asian women???

am i the only one that likes the fact that they do this? They can mack the ugly hoes, more fine honeys for me.

Napoleon Chynamite

09-02-2003, 12:56 PM

They all look average (or worse) to me.

Ogumo

09-02-2003, 01:17 PM

They all look average (or worse) to me.

Yeah they were not too special looking.

Irezumi Kiss

09-02-2003, 07:44 PM

My musings...

I realized that the larger pic is slightly compressed and so distorts the woman's features some, so I'm going off of the civvy pics...

1) She looks like the younger sister of one of your pals that you'd take out on a movie date and then kiss her on her cheek when you take her back home. The pigtails don't work though.

2) Nice, slim body. Sleepy eyes. Keep the long hair and I'd date her.

3) This is the sexy little sister that tries to get you to play with her whenever you'd visit his house. And you know you wanted to try and squeeze her boobs or feel her hoo-hoo, but you didn't wanna fuck up your friendship if you hurt her and so you tried to avoid her, which made your desire for her even worse. Then when all of you are growed up, she got with someone else and then you got stuck with dreaming about how nice it would have been to be her first.

6) Lunch date at Bread for panini sandwiches. Keep the hair down, it's so much better.

8) Oh yeah. I am SO taking you out in that black dress. And I am kissing you at the end of the night, plus a nice ass squeeze to boot. Fuck it, I'd date you just cuz your name alone is worth it.

9) Dammit, woman, what's with the grimace? You may not be the most striking gemstone in the basket, but you're still a gemstone nevertheless! What is so wrong with your life that you feel the need to mean mugg your way thru it?

11) Lose the ponytail, be more mysterious and sexy! Then and only then will your college professor wanna try to sleep with you!

14) She's the type to take you to her parents' house to get their approval, and if you sleep over, maybe, just MAYBE she'll sneak out of her room and into the guest room where you're staying in for some hanky-panky with Mr Puff N' Stuff.

15) Yummy, yummy, yummy! That hair gots ta be a bitch to shampoo, but I love it! And pleeeese baby pleeeeese keep those hoop earrings on when you're on top of me, humping my lights out and grinding me into birdseed.

16) She's probably a monster in bed, I reckon.

18) Breasts. Nipples. Breasts. Nipples. Breasts. Nipples. *sigh* Lemme check if my revolver still has one in the chamber...

19) I like her. Around the way and she's keeping it "real." She's the girl you took to the movie theatre and tried to cop a feel with when the lights went down. Then she shocked the shit out of you when she didn't move your hand and moved her own hand in on your crotch. Then she tried to take your dick out and got it stuck in the zipper, making you yell out in pain.

20) ooooh you are so cute, widdle Yimmy...lil' button nose, deep eyes, baby boobs, slimmy stomach...where were you when I needed you ten years ago? No, wait...where the fuck WAS I ten years ago, anyway?

22) Around the way girls like this one keep you firmly grounded in reality. What you see is what you get. She don't gotta be anything she's not and she ain't even tryin'. I respect that.

23) Ooooh yesssss. For you, it's lobster, king crab claws and red wine for dinner. We're burning some essential vitamins and minerals tonight!

24) Lose them Daisy Dukes, girlfriend! Your eyes are great and your legs are even greater, but skinny women in DD's is a major no-no! Someone like you should keep it elegant and sophisticated. Then we'll go places together. Like Hershey Park or Six Flags or somethin'.

25) Not bad, not bad...keep it in hot colors like you got there, and it's on!

26) Around the way AND thick! What more do you need? When I look at you, you make me think about eating a rack of barbecue ribs! YOU should be wearing them Daisy Dukes, not No. 24! A butt and thighs like yours were meant to be LOVED and PRAISED, not hidden!

28) Mmmmm...just pure niceness, nothing extra added, no frills, nothing gussied up, no geegaws...like a drink of ice water. Let's walk down the street together, with my arm going around the small of your waist, slipping down to pinch your ass every five or so blocks, and you elbowing me in the kidneys for not being able to control my libido whenever you decide to show off those delicious shoulders of yours...

30) Promise to snarl at me when we make love and I'll take you dirt bike racing like you wanted.

33) I would love to grow old with this girl. I can picture it, us in our mid-50s, sitting on the porch with two glasses of lemonade while we play backgammon or whatnot...

34) You're my Thursday night ramen noodle bar date!

36) Tasty skin! And I wanna suck on those lips of yours all night long! You got me! Although I am so jealous of that flat stomach. You make me wanna work out more and quit ingesting carbohydrates. But I love ramen too much to give that up so I guess it wouldn't work out between us.

37) Just can't get enough of these around the way girls, can we? Wars should be started over you, not over some stupid dictator.

38) The big pic was suspect, but the civvy shots saved the day! Face it, around the way girls rule! Let's go to Saint Alp's and sip on some bobocha together, okay?

39) I take it back — I'd rather take YOU to Saint Alp's and sip on some bobocha together!

So, if it were up to ME to choose, I guess I'd say...No. 23...although the little brother between my legs is imploring me to pick boobsie 18...

:boldred:

what's "Benelux," anyway?

SunWuKong

09-02-2003, 07:50 PM

So, if it were up to ME to choose, I guess I'd say...No. 23...although the little brother between my legs is imploring me to pick boobsie 18...

:boldred:

what's "Benelux," anyway?

no... i don't think 23 is the best looking.

Benelux (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=benelux)

Irezumi Kiss

09-02-2003, 08:00 PM

Ahh...Benelux...now I understand.

...sounded like a pharmaceutical to me!

SWK, I'm inclined to agree with you since her cheongsam photo is so-so, but after seeing her civvy pic in that shoulderless white blouse and the form-fitting black slacks...and her burnished skin tone...that's pretty much all I need right thurr!

:flame:

Ogumo

09-02-2003, 09:01 PM

My musings...

I realized that the larger pic is slightly compressed and so distorts the woman's features some, so I'm going off of the civvy pics...

1) She looks like the younger sister of one of your pals that you'd take out on a movie date and then kiss her on her cheek when you take her back home. The pigtails don't work though.

2) Nice, slim body. Sleepy eyes. Keep the long hair and I'd date her.

3) This is the sexy little sister that tries to get you to play with her whenever you'd visit his house. And you know you wanted to try and squeeze her boobs or feel her hoo-hoo, but you didn't wanna fuck up your friendship if you hurt her and so you tried to avoid her, which made your desire for her even worse. Then when all of you are growed up, she got with someone else and then you got stuck with dreaming about how nice it would have been to be her first.

6) Lunch date at Bread for panini sandwiches. Keep the hair down, it's so much better.

8) Oh yeah. I am SO taking you out in that black dress. And I am kissing you at the end of the night, plus a nice ass squeeze to boot. Fuck it, I'd date you just cuz your name alone is worth it.

9) Dammit, woman, what's with the grimace? You may not be the most striking gemstone in the basket, but you're still a gemstone nevertheless! What is so wrong with your life that you feel the need to mean mugg your way thru it?

11) Lose the ponytail, be more mysterious and sexy! Then and only then will your college professor wanna try to sleep with you!

14) She's the type to take you to her parents' house to get their approval, and if you sleep over, maybe, just MAYBE she'll sneak out of her room and into the guest room where you're staying in for some hanky-panky with Mr Puff N' Stuff.

15) Yummy, yummy, yummy! That hair gots ta be a bitch to shampoo, but I love it! And pleeeese baby pleeeeese keep those hoop earrings on when you're on top of me, humping my lights out and grinding me into birdseed.

16) She's probably a monster in bed, I reckon.

18) Breasts. Nipples. Breasts. Nipples. Breasts. Nipples. *sigh* Lemme check if my revolver still has one in the chamber...

19) I like her. Around the way and she's keeping it "real." She's the girl you took to the movie theatre and tried to cop a feel with when the lights went down. Then she shocked the shit out of you when she didn't move your hand and moved her own hand in on your crotch. Then she tried to take your dick out and got it stuck in the zipper, making you yell out in pain.

20) ooooh you are so cute, widdle Yimmy...lil' button nose, deep eyes, baby boobs, slimmy stomach...where were you when I needed you ten years ago? No, wait...where the fuck WAS I ten years ago, anyway?

22) Around the way girls like this one keep you firmly grounded in reality. What you see is what you get. She don't gotta be anything she's not and she ain't even tryin'. I respect that.

23) Ooooh yesssss. For you, it's lobster, king crab claws and red wine for dinner. We're burning some essential vitamins and minerals tonight!

24) Lose them Daisy Dukes, girlfriend! Your eyes are great and your legs are even greater, but skinny women in DD's is a major no-no! Someone like you should keep it elegant and sophisticated. Then we'll go places together. Like Hershey Park or Six Flags or somethin'.

25) Not bad, not bad...keep it in hot colors like you got there, and it's on!

26) Around the way AND thick! What more do you need? When I look at you, you make me think about eating a rack of barbecue ribs! YOU should be wearing them Daisy Dukes, not No. 24! A butt and thighs like yours were meant to be LOVED and PRAISED, not hidden!

28) Mmmmm...just pure niceness, nothing extra added, no frills, nothing gussied up, no geegaws...like a drink of ice water. Let's walk down the street together, with my arm going around the small of your waist, slipping down to pinch your ass every five or so blocks, and you elbowing me in the kidneys for not being able to control my libido whenever you decide to show off those delicious shoulders of yours...

30) Promise to snarl at me when we make love and I'll take you dirt bike racing like you wanted.

33) I would love to grow old with this girl. I can picture it, us in our mid-50s, sitting on the porch with two glasses of lemonade while we play backgammon or whatnot...

34) You're my Thursday night ramen noodle bar date!

36) Tasty skin! And I wanna suck on those lips of yours all night long! You got me! Although I am so jealous of that flat stomach. You make me wanna work out more and quit ingesting carbohydrates. But I love ramen too much to give that up so I guess it wouldn't work out between us.

37) Just can't get enough of these around the way girls, can we? Wars should be started over you, not over some stupid dictator.

38) The big pic was suspect, but the civvy shots saved the day! Face it, around the way girls rule! Let's go to Saint Alp's and sip on some bobocha together, okay?

39) I take it back — I'd rather take YOU to Saint Alp's and sip on some bobocha together!

So, if it were up to ME to choose, I guess I'd say...No. 23...although the little brother between my legs is imploring me to pick boobsie 18...

:boldred:

what's "Benelux," anyway?

Damn, Damn! How long did you spend on this one??

holliehoppie

09-03-2003, 12:26 AM

My musings...

I realized that the larger pic is slightly compressed and so distorts the woman's features some, so I'm going off of the civvy pics...

1) She looks like the younger sister of one of your pals that you'd take out on a movie date and then kiss her on her cheek when you take her back home. The pigtails don't work though.

2) Nice, slim body. Sleepy eyes. Keep the long hair and I'd date her.

3) This is the sexy little sister that tries to get you to play with her whenever you'd visit his house. And you know you wanted to try and squeeze her boobs or feel her hoo-hoo, but you didn't wanna fuck up your friendship if you hurt her and so you tried to avoid her, which made your desire for her even worse. Then when all of you are growed up, she got with someone else and then you got stuck with dreaming about how nice it would have been to be her first.

6) Lunch date at Bread for panini sandwiches. Keep the hair down, it's so much better.

8) Oh yeah. I am SO taking you out in that black dress. And I am kissing you at the end of the night, plus a nice ass squeeze to boot. Fuck it, I'd date you just cuz your name alone is worth it.

9) Dammit, woman, what's with the grimace? You may not be the most striking gemstone in the basket, but you're still a gemstone nevertheless! What is so wrong with your life that you feel the need to mean mugg your way thru it?

11) Lose the ponytail, be more mysterious and sexy! Then and only then will your college professor wanna try to sleep with you!

14) She's the type to take you to her parents' house to get their approval, and if you sleep over, maybe, just MAYBE she'll sneak out of her room and into the guest room where you're staying in for some hanky-panky with Mr Puff N' Stuff.

15) Yummy, yummy, yummy! That hair gots ta be a bitch to shampoo, but I love it! And pleeeese baby pleeeeese keep those hoop earrings on when you're on top of me, humping my lights out and grinding me into birdseed.

16) She's probably a monster in bed, I reckon.

18) Breasts. Nipples. Breasts. Nipples. Breasts. Nipples. *sigh* Lemme check if my revolver still has one in the chamber...

19) I like her. Around the way and she's keeping it "real." She's the girl you took to the movie theatre and tried to cop a feel with when the lights went down. Then she shocked the shit out of you when she didn't move your hand and moved her own hand in on your crotch. Then she tried to take your dick out and got it stuck in the zipper, making you yell out in pain.

20) ooooh you are so cute, widdle Yimmy...lil' button nose, deep eyes, baby boobs, slimmy stomach...where were you when I needed you ten years ago? No, wait...where the fuck WAS I ten years ago, anyway?

22) Around the way girls like this one keep you firmly grounded in reality. What you see is what you get. She don't gotta be anything she's not and she ain't even tryin'. I respect that.

23) Ooooh yesssss. For you, it's lobster, king crab claws and red wine for dinner. We're burning some essential vitamins and minerals tonight!

24) Lose them Daisy Dukes, girlfriend! Your eyes are great and your legs are even greater, but skinny women in DD's is a major no-no! Someone like you should keep it elegant and sophisticated. Then we'll go places together. Like Hershey Park or Six Flags or somethin'.

25) Not bad, not bad...keep it in hot colors like you got there, and it's on!

26) Around the way AND thick! What more do you need? When I look at you, you make me think about eating a rack of barbecue ribs! YOU should be wearing them Daisy Dukes, not No. 24! A butt and thighs like yours were meant to be LOVED and PRAISED, not hidden!

28) Mmmmm...just pure niceness, nothing extra added, no frills, nothing gussied up, no geegaws...like a drink of ice water. Let's walk down the street together, with my arm going around the small of your waist, slipping down to pinch your ass every five or so blocks, and you elbowing me in the kidneys for not being able to control my libido whenever you decide to show off those delicious shoulders of yours...

30) Promise to snarl at me when we make love and I'll take you dirt bike racing like you wanted.

33) I would love to grow old with this girl. I can picture it, us in our mid-50s, sitting on the porch with two glasses of lemonade while we play backgammon or whatnot...

34) You're my Thursday night ramen noodle bar date!

36) Tasty skin! And I wanna suck on those lips of yours all night long! You got me! Although I am so jealous of that flat stomach. You make me wanna work out more and quit ingesting carbohydrates. But I love ramen too much to give that up so I guess it wouldn't work out between us.

37) Just can't get enough of these around the way girls, can we? Wars should be started over you, not over some stupid dictator.

38) The big pic was suspect, but the civvy shots saved the day! Face it, around the way girls rule! Let's go to Saint Alp's and sip on some bobocha together, okay?

39) I take it back — I'd rather take YOU to Saint Alp's and sip on some bobocha together!

So, if it were up to ME to choose, I guess I'd say...No. 23...although the little brother between my legs is imploring me to pick boobsie 18...

:boldred:

what's "Benelux," anyway?

Your aproach is quite amusing, thanks for your musings!

ZoeLoeW

09-22-2003, 03:04 AM

HeY!
08 Petty Tang is the best!
Vote Petty Tang!
http://www.clubs.nl/ClubsData/214929/incoming/Petty_Macau.jpg

applehead

09-22-2003, 01:20 PM

when amy sent me this link,
i thought it was a gag site.

thowtjai

09-26-2003, 06:24 AM

hey why do you have to critize this ppl, you know,
i know it s a beautycontest,
but normal ppl can enter this too, because if you look around in this world i can t find a beautiful girl either, with your specifications,
you all think beautycontestgirls are all like miss world, and a lot of them did plastic surgery
i think you shouldn t critize these ppl, if you have so much comment about these maybe not-so-good-looking girls in your eyes, maybe you should try to enter such a contest,
i want to know if you have the guts to stand on a stage while so many ppl are looking at you
i m really proud of them because they already have guts to enter this contest

SunWuKong

09-26-2003, 07:24 AM

hey why do you have to critize this ppl, you know,
i know it s a beautycontest,
but normal ppl can enter this too, because if you look around in this world i can t find a beautiful girl either, with your specifications,
you all think beautycontestgirls are all like miss world, and a lot of them did plastic surgery
i think you shouldn t critize these ppl, if you have so much comment about these maybe not-so-good-looking girls in your eyes, maybe you should try to enter such a contest,
i want to know if you have the guts to stand on a stage while so many ppl are looking at you
i m really proud of them because they already have guts to enter this contest

hey, if they are brave enough to enter a beauty contest, they should expect to be scrutinised based on their looks, since it's a contest of looks to begin with. and we are only criticising them because we've seen beauty contests with much better looking contestants.

applehead

09-26-2003, 10:48 AM

hey why do you have to critize this ppl, you know,
i know it s a beautycontest,
but normal ppl can enter this too, because if you look around in this world i can t find a beautiful girl either, with your specifications,
you all think beautycontestgirls are all like miss world, and a lot of them did plastic surgery
i think you shouldn t critize these ppl, if you have so much comment about these maybe not-so-good-looking girls in your eyes, maybe you should try to enter such a contest,
i want to know if you have the guts to stand on a stage while so many ppl are looking at you
i m really proud of them because they already have guts to enter this contest

it almost sounds like you were
crying when you wrote that...

kimpossible

09-26-2003, 12:24 PM

sounds more like she was a contestant

kasia

09-26-2003, 12:25 PM

hey, if they are brave enough to enter a beauty contest, they should expect to be scrutinised based on their looks, since it's a contest of looks to begin with. and we are only criticising them because we've seen beauty contests with much better looking contestants.

it's not just looks. mei mau yeur ji wai, dude.

kasia

09-26-2003, 12:26 PM

it almost sounds like you were
crying when you wrote that...

now read it again and imagine her yelling. then read it again and imagine her breathing hard. kinda a fun exercise. if you have nothing better to do.

SunWuKong

09-26-2003, 12:51 PM

it's not just looks. mei mau yeur ji wai, dude.

hahah yeah. ji wai indeed. right. :p

Irezumi Kiss

09-26-2003, 03:12 PM

i want to know if you have the guts to stand on a stage while so many ppl are looking at you

How about if I stand on stage while showing my guts?

heh heh

Honestly I would do this if my breasts were bigger and my ass more firmer.

:cool:

thowtjai

09-29-2003, 09:54 AM

no i m not a contestant d-uh or else i would be yelling at you all
i know i used to critize ppl too, but beauty is not only the outside, that s what i mean, why are a lot of ppl so skinny and do plastic surgery? because the world always critize ppl with their look
what would you do if everybody told you 'you are soooo ugly, you definitly need plastic surgery', maybe you ll pretend you don t care;but in the inside you would be very unhappy
right?

kimpossible

09-29-2003, 10:28 AM

has it ocurred to you that the existence of beauty pageants, the message they send out to women young and old, and the fact that they are explicitly entering a contest to be judged by their physical features might lead people to well.. judge their physical features?

Don't sell me this 'you're all shallow because you're all ugly anyhow and you have no right to judge people's beauty because they have beauty on the inside and judging their looks will hurt people's body image'. Whatever. How about doing away with beauty pageants because of the very nature of a competition and valuation of a woman by her looks? You want beauty on the inside, women of substance? Look to our female role models in the community, the ones that are unsung because they are scientists, doctors, researchers, equal rights activists, mothers, professors and judges. They are the ones that have to blaze trails for the rest of us so we can have a damn job that pays the same as a man, have some control over our own reproductive equipment and lead lives based on our competence as individuals rather than if we look pleasing enough to men.

(Hey, I'm on a feminist rant. Check me out.)

I have absolutely no sympathy for any of these women because the perpetuation of beauty pageants like this makes it harder for the women out there trying to make it in a man's world based on hard work and smarts.

I wouldn't care if I was told I was so ugly and needed plastic surgery. I have bad features in two different cultural standards. I hear shit like that all the time. Sorry to tell you that it take a lot more than that to make me feel bad about myself.

SunWuKong

09-29-2003, 10:46 AM

no i m not a contestant d-uh or else i would be yelling at you all
i know i used to critize ppl too, but beauty is not only the outside, that s what i mean, why are a lot of ppl so skinny and do plastic surgery? because the world always critize ppl with their look
what would you do if everybody told you 'you are soooo ugly, you definitly need plastic surgery', maybe you ll pretend you don t care;but in the inside you would be very unhappy
right?

oh please. this particular pageant in question actually lists Height, Weight, and Measurements as the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th qualities, right after occupation being the 1st quality listed in each contestant's profile. that's like an open invitation for people to criticise the contestants' looks.

applehead

09-30-2003, 05:39 AM

no i m not a contestant d-uh or else i would be yelling at you all
i know i used to critize ppl too, but beauty is not only the outside, that s what i mean, why are a lot of ppl so skinny and do plastic surgery? because the world always critize ppl with their look
what would you do if everybody told you 'you are soooo ugly, you definitly need plastic surgery', maybe you ll pretend you don t care;but in the inside you would be very unhappy
right?

crying again, i see.

kasia

09-30-2003, 09:01 AM

i actually judge people when they're not even in pageants.

Irezumi Kiss

09-30-2003, 01:42 PM

what would you do if everybody told you 'you are soooo ugly, you definitly need plastic surgery', maybe you ll pretend you don t care;but in the inside you would be very unhappy right?

I wouldn't be unhappy at all...because I know that as soon as I come home to you, your soft, tender kisses would wash away all the uglinesses of the outside world.

I would melt inside that kiss, hold you close to me, run my hands all over your buttocks and suck on the inside of your neck, until both of us are wrapped around one another like a pretzel, writhing like snakes on the linoleum of the foyer, at which point neither of us would give a damn about what anyone else thinks about the superficial realm of physical beauty...

...ooooh...

:bomb2:

coagulated fat

09-30-2003, 04:20 PM

I wouldn't be unhappy at all...because I know that as soon as I come home to you, your soft, tender kisses would wash away all the uglinesses of the outside world.

I would melt inside that kiss, hold you close to me, run my hands all over your buttocks and suck on the inside of your neck, until both of us are wrapped around one another like a pretzel, writhing like snakes on the linoleum of the foyer, at which point neither of us would give a damn about what anyone else thinks about the superficial realm of physical beauty...

...ooooh...

:bomb2:

eewww!!

applehead

09-30-2003, 05:22 PM

i actually judge people when they're not even in pageants.

that's how i pass my time
when i'm in the subway.

mr. x

10-01-2003, 07:24 PM

that's how i pass my time
when i'm in the subway.

judge eh?

"Queen Meena says you shall be tortured by turnstile!"