View Full Version : YW Flirting
TyroneK(prettypretty)
08-06-2003, 08:03 AM
I've never been good at flirting, so I'm interested in seeing how you crazy online people do it.
So get to it and start flirting with each other as I watch.
Also, I'm kind of curious to see who's potentially into each other. Online romance rules.
kimpossible
08-06-2003, 08:18 AM
I have a crush on Chester's hands.
rice cracker
08-06-2003, 08:21 AM
So, do you, um, like...stuff?
There's my attempt for you :)
TyroneK(prettypretty)
08-06-2003, 08:41 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-rice cracker+Aug 6 2003, 10:21 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (rice cracker @ Aug 6 2003, 10:21 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> So, do you, um, like...stuff?
There's my attempt for you :) [/b][/quote]
As a female, you could try something like this:
(drop pencil)
"Oops. Excuse me as I bend over to pick that up."
I've been tempted to try this, but then I remember that most people could care less about my ass.
rice cracker
08-06-2003, 09:23 AM
I guess I'm not very good at flirting :(
TyroneK(prettypretty)
08-06-2003, 09:42 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-rice cracker+Aug 6 2003, 11:23 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (rice cracker @ Aug 6 2003, 11:23 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I guess I'm not very good at flirting :( [/b][/quote]
Depends. It has a lot to do with delivery, right? That's not something you can convey well online.
sweetmangos
08-06-2003, 10:25 AM
i think rice_cracker looks sexy with her glasses and pulled
back hair. makes u wonder what she looks like without the
glasses and her hair all messed up and crazy.
:o
that was my attempt.
rice cracker
08-06-2003, 10:31 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-sweetmangos+Aug 6 2003, 09:25 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sweetmangos @ Aug 6 2003, 09:25 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> i think rice_cracker looks sexy with her glasses and pulled
back hair. makes u wonder what she looks like without the
glasses and her hair all messed up and crazy.
:o
that was my attempt. [/b][/quote]
LOL, I may look like a librarian, but I'm a demon in the bedroom.
How am I doing? :D
sweetmangos
08-06-2003, 10:42 AM
fantasy fulfilled!
lol
:D
ChinaLama
08-06-2003, 10:59 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-VBKao+Aug 6 2003, 03:03 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (VBKao @ Aug 6 2003, 03:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I've never been good at flirting, so I'm interested in seeing how you crazy online people do it.
So get to it and start flirting with each other as I watch.
Also, I'm kind of curious to see who's potentially into each other. Online romance rules. [/b][/quote]
there's tons of flirting in other threads. basically, put swk in a thread full of ladies and there will be some kind of flirting going on. :D Or his closest but still by a long shot rival to the title of monkey king, csb.
Faithless
08-06-2003, 11:29 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-sweetmangos+Aug 6 2003, 09:25 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sweetmangos @ Aug 6 2003, 09:25 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> makes u wonder what she looks like without the glasses and her hair all messed up and crazy. [/b][/quote]
Like she just got out of bed to scratch her ass and start some coffee. :frown:
TyroneK(prettypretty)
08-06-2003, 11:35 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-ChottoMatte+Aug 6 2003, 01:29 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ChottoMatte @ Aug 6 2003, 01:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Like she just got out of bed to scratch her ass and start some coffee. :frown: [/b][/quote]
I said flirting, not sniping.
Now stay on topic and start hitting on someone. Start flirting with Jing.
And Jing, I don't think that SWK hitting on everyone without a Y chromosome necessarily counts as flirting. It takes two to flirt. (drumroll & high hat hit)
Kinda difficult to get two people to flirt with each other for scientific observation
SunWuKong
08-06-2003, 01:10 PM
as admin of YW, i am now restricting all e-flirting around here to the newly created forum that only the ladies and yours truly can access.
have a nice day.
TyroneK(prettypretty)
08-06-2003, 01:15 PM
Unless you're some kind of super-flirt, I don't see how this benefits anybody. My curiosity remains unsatiated, you're overextended and the ladies have only one person to flirt with.
Come on people. I want to see some meat market action going on.
kimpossible
08-06-2003, 01:16 PM
how about some grab-ass?
rice cracker
08-06-2003, 01:19 PM
I don't think I'm comfortable with ass grabbing at this moment. So...who wants to touch my boobs? :o
artsfartsyjanet
08-06-2003, 01:20 PM
I don't force my flirtation. It comes naturally.
Fireblade
08-06-2003, 01:23 PM
Is this like open season on all yw girls? :D
TyroneK(prettypretty)
08-06-2003, 01:40 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-rice cracker+Aug 6 2003, 03:19 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (rice cracker @ Aug 6 2003, 03:19 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I don't think I'm comfortable with ass grabbing at this moment. So...who wants to touch my boobs? :o [/b][/quote]
I think I see a piece of lint on your shirt. Let me brush that off for you.
kimpossible
08-06-2003, 01:42 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Fireblade+Aug 6 2003, 12:23 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Fireblade @ Aug 6 2003, 12:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Is this like open season on all yw girls? :D [/b][/quote]
Don't think so. Just appears to be a gangbang on rice cracker at the moment.
Fireblade
08-06-2003, 01:45 PM
wow.... I just remembered a scene from Old School...
"hi, I'm here for the gangbang." :D
TyroneK(prettypretty)
08-06-2003, 02:05 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Hello_Hapa+Aug 6 2003, 03:42 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Hello_Hapa @ Aug 6 2003, 03:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Don't think so. Just appears to be a gangbang on rice cracker at the moment. [/b][/quote]
Don't be crude.
By the way, what exactly is "grab ass" aside from grabbing ass?
teaz0r
08-06-2003, 02:33 PM
I picked you out Of a crowd to talk to you
Said I liked your shoes
You said thanks can I follow you?
So it's up the stairs and out of view
No prying eyes I poured some wine
I asked your name you asked the time
Well it's two o'clock Yeah the club is
closed we're up the block
Your hands on me Pressing hard against
your jeans Your tongue in my mouth Trying
to keep the words from coming out
You didn't care to know Who else may
have been here before
I want a lover I don't have to love
I want a boy who's so drunk he doesn't talk
Faithless
08-06-2003, 02:36 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-VBKao+Aug 6 2003, 10:35 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (VBKao @ Aug 6 2003, 10:35 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I said flirting, not sniping.
Now stay on topic and start hitting on someone. Start flirting with Jing.
And Jing, I don't think that SWK hitting on everyone without a Y chromosome necessarily counts as flirting. It takes two to flirt. (drumroll & high hat hit) [/b][/quote]
OK. That's as close as I can come, since I respects my woman.
amietron
08-06-2003, 03:22 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-artsfartsyjanet+Aug 6 2003, 12:20 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (artsfartsyjanet @ Aug 6 2003, 12:20 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I don't force my flirtation. It comes naturally. [/b][/quote]
go janet! go janet! :D
kimpossible
08-06-2003, 03:48 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-VBKao+Aug 6 2003, 01:05 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (VBKao @ Aug 6 2003, 01:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> By the way, what exactly is "grab ass" aside from grabbing ass? [/b][/quote]
Dunno. Just sounds cooler that way.
<!--QuoteBegin-Hello_Hapa+Aug 6 2003, 04:42 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Hello_Hapa @ Aug 6 2003, 04:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Don't think so. Just appears to be a gangbang on rice cracker at the moment. [/b][/quote]
LOL
oh lordy, you people. This is really funny.
Where's SWK? he should've posted 10 or more posts by now :rolleyes:
mrazntre
08-06-2003, 04:34 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-VBKao+Aug 6 2003, 08:15 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (VBKao @ Aug 6 2003, 08:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Unless you're some kind of super-flirt, I don't see how this benefits anybody. My curiosity remains unsatiated, you're overextended and the ladies have only one person to flirt with.
Come on people. I want to see some meat market action going on. [/b][/quote]
yeah.. show some ass bitches.
Deadpool
08-06-2003, 04:57 PM
I dunno....usually i just stand someplace which has a lot of human traffic and women just seem to flock to me. I guess it's my macho animal magnetism. Girls just can't seen to keep their hands off of me. *flexes*
It's also helps that that my entire body is made out of chocolate and discount coupons for shoes.
Emperor_Mike
08-06-2003, 05:59 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Deadpool+Aug 6 2003, 03:57 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Deadpool @ Aug 6 2003, 03:57 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I dunno....usually i just stand someplace which has a lot of human traffic and women just seem to flock to me. I guess it's my macho animal magnetism. Girls just can't seen to keep their hands off of me. *flexes*
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It's also helps that that my entire body is made out of chocolate and discount coupons for shoes. [/b][/quote]
Don't forget the wads of Ben Franklins interspersed among the PayLess Shoes vouchers.
Chester
08-06-2003, 10:17 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Hello_Hapa+Aug 6 2003, 07:18 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Hello_Hapa @ Aug 6 2003, 07:18 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I have a crush on Chester's hands. [/b][/quote]
Well, coincidentally enough, I've just put up a Members section on my site. In it, I have galleries that show me using my fully-nude hands to tell naughty stories via sign language. Yeah, $24.95 might seem a bit steep, but if you dig those pictures of my hands in fingerless gloves, the pay stuff will really get you overheated.
And keep this on the down-low, but my right hand is going to be Mr. October in the upcoming 2004 "Gang Signs of East L.A." pin-up calendar.
golden_buns
08-06-2003, 11:13 PM
Are you free tonight....or how much is it going to cost me? ;)
Ohh... Flirting! I can show you two examples.
*turns to RiceCracker for first example*
Ricecracker- You're so beautiful. How about I buy you a few glasses of sangria at Tiburon? Oh... and afterwards we can get an Espresso torte from French Meadows Bakery. I'll have them remove the calories, just like you like it.
*turns to another girl for second example*
*feels RiceCracker jumping on him and starting to scratches his eyes out*
OUCH! Crap, that's right. You won't allow me to flirt with other women.
*checks out the other guys*
moschikat
08-07-2003, 01:47 AM
<----- refer to title
:ph34r:
(anybody interested - PM me!!)
Just kidding sweetie!!! :lol:
karizma
08-07-2003, 03:03 AM
so hubby...youve been trying to flirt with others while iwas away...hmph the nerve!!...and you thought id never find out!
[flirt]
touches hand/shoulder playfully
[insert the cutest laugh youve ever heard]
make eye contact as often as possible
unzip his pants..
oops am i going to fast? :(
wait...why are you walking away?!
come back..
HUBBY!!
I'm not exactly sure how you want everybody to go about this, vic. Did you need displays of online flirting? Or explanations on how to flirt in the real world?
In my experience, flirting online is a little more difficult to spark in a prospective partner. Aside from the teeny-bopper queries all having the dreaded "a/s/l?!?!" string of characters in them, all the instances I've come across have started with an intellectual conversation instigating a genuine curiosity to find out more about a new chat partner. This leads into more provocative subjects, and eventually a mutual exchange of terms of affection and/or sexuality.
It becomes much simpler with alcohol.
I'd say that flirting online is much easier. You don't have the physical expressions so you can say a lot of things you would never say in public (at least, not until the third drink). Plus, unless you've seen a lot of pictures of someone, you tend to idealize their looks. Of course, it seems to end up leading to less.
bigwong235
08-07-2003, 02:17 PM
i got the money
if you've got the time.
Chester
08-07-2003, 02:22 PM
I've got the brains, you've got the brawn. Let's make lots of money.
<!--QuoteBegin-Chester+Aug 7 2003, 04:22 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Chester @ Aug 7 2003, 04:22 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I've got the brains, you've got the brawn. Let's make lots of money. [/b][/quote]
"You can tell i'm educated, i studied at the sorbonne
Doctored in mathematics, i could have been a don."
Hmm... I wonder where my PSB cd disappeared to... now I want to listen to it.
SunWuKong
08-07-2003, 03:22 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-karizma+Aug 7 2003, 06:03 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (karizma @ Aug 7 2003, 06:03 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> so hubby...youve been trying to flirt with others while iwas away...hmph the nerve!!...and you thought id never find out!
[flirt]
touches hand/shoulder playfully
[insert the cutest laugh youve ever heard]
make eye contact as often as possible
unzip his pants..
oops am i going to fast? :(
wait...why are you walking away?!
come back..
HUBBY!! [/b][/quote]
it's the return of the jailbait queen!!!
Deadpool
08-07-2003, 06:54 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-SunWuKung+Aug 7 2003, 02:22 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SunWuKung @ Aug 7 2003, 02:22 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-karizma+Aug 7 2003, 06:03 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (karizma @ Aug 7 2003, 06:03 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> so hubby...youve been trying to flirt with others while iwas away...hmph the nerve!!...and you thought id never find out!
[flirt]
touches hand/shoulder playfully
[insert the cutest laugh youve ever heard]
make eye contact as often as possible
unzip his pants..
oops am i going to fast? :(
wait...why are you walking away?!
come back..
HUBBY!! [/b][/quote]
it's the return of the jailbait queen!!! [/b][/quote]
Age ain't nuthin but a number.
moschikat
08-07-2003, 07:49 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Chester+Aug 6 2003, 09:17 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Chester @ Aug 6 2003, 09:17 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> And keep this on the down-low, but my right hand is going to be Mr. October in the upcoming 2004 "Gang Signs of East L.A." pin-up calendar. [/b][/quote]
oh! i think i just wet my panties!! :P
coagulated fat
08-07-2003, 07:55 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-moschikat+Aug 7 2003, 06:49 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (moschikat @ Aug 7 2003, 06:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> oh! i think i just wet my panties!! :P [/b][/quote]
ew never say "panties" - I hate that word.
Napoleon Chynamite
08-07-2003, 08:13 PM
Baby, you provide the cash, and I'll supply the Safeway club card :luv:
<!--QuoteBegin-coagulated fat+Aug 7 2003, 10:55 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (coagulated fat @ Aug 7 2003, 10:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> ew never say "panties" - I hate that word. [/b][/quote]
what's she supposed to say? undies? unmentionables? panties sound so much more feminine
YuheiCarreau
08-07-2003, 08:26 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-coagulated fat+Aug 7 2003, 10:55 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (coagulated fat @ Aug 7 2003, 10:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> ew never say "panties" - I hate that word. [/b][/quote]
In England they say pants instead of panties.
That caused me almost as much confusion as their use of the word rubber instead of eraser.
In the middle of a Cambridge sculpture garden:
"Pssst! Yuhei! Have you got a rubber?"
"What? Dude, we're in a museum. Can't it wait?"
"No, no, a rub-ber, rubber!" ::makes erasing motions::
"Ooooohhhhh" :huh:
teaz0r
08-07-2003, 08:57 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-bigwong235+Aug 8 2003, 04:17 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigwong235 @ Aug 8 2003, 04:17 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> i got the money
if you've got the time. [/b][/quote]
you got me.
blue hoodie
08-07-2003, 10:01 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-moschikat+Aug 7 2003, 12:47 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (moschikat @ Aug 7 2003, 12:47 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <----- refer to title
:ph34r:
(anybody interested - PM me!!)
Just kidding sweetie!!! :lol: [/b][/quote]
HEY!!!
<_<
bigwong235
08-08-2003, 02:40 AM
knickers!
TyroneK(prettypretty)
08-08-2003, 05:46 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-karizma+Aug 7 2003, 05:03 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (karizma @ Aug 7 2003, 05:03 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> so hubby...youve been trying to flirt with others while iwas away...hmph the nerve!!...and you thought id never find out!
[flirt]
touches hand/shoulder playfully
[insert the cutest laugh youve ever heard]
make eye contact as often as possible
unzip his pants..
oops am i going to fast? :(
wait...why are you walking away?!
come back..
HUBBY!! [/b][/quote]
You know, I wouldn't be straying if you actually dropped by the house and acted like a wife from time to time. But no, you just come back to try stringing me along again.
(zips up pants)
I thought you were different!
(runs away crying)
If anyone's curious, this is the kind of thread I had in mind.
http://www.giantrobot.com/forums/showthrea...?threadid=17814 (http://www.giantrobot.com/forums/showthread.php3?threadid=17814)
Come on. More flirting. Now.
amietron
08-08-2003, 06:08 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-VBKao+Aug 8 2003, 04:46 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (VBKao @ Aug 8 2003, 04:46 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Come on. More flirting. Now. [/b][/quote]
So now all the girls are supposed to reply back with "VBKao this" and "VBKao" that like in that robot forum?
Chris
08-08-2003, 08:21 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-blue hoodie+Aug 7 2003, 10:01 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (blue hoodie @ Aug 7 2003, 10:01 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-moschikat+Aug 7 2003, 12:47 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (moschikat @ Aug 7 2003, 12:47 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <----- refer to title
:ph34r:
(anybody interested - PM me!!)
Just kidding sweetie!!! :lol: [/b][/quote]
HEY!!!
<_< [/b][/quote]
what man you been cheating on me Ted???
<~~~~~ Devastated. I thought you said you were mines?~?!?!?
Whoa there Vic. Is that a Goi Cuon in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
*starts looking at everyone with big, watery puppy dog eyes while biting his lower lip*
:cry:
himura-dono
08-08-2003, 03:39 PM
i'll do the spending if you do the bending B)
DragonKnight
08-08-2003, 03:41 PM
*munches popcorn*
This is fun to watch. B)
blue hoodie
08-08-2003, 06:54 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Chris+Aug 8 2003, 07:21 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Chris @ Aug 8 2003, 07:21 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-blue hoodie+Aug 7 2003, 10:01 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (blue hoodie @ Aug 7 2003, 10:01 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-moschikat+Aug 7 2003, 12:47 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (moschikat @ Aug 7 2003, 12:47 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <----- refer to title
:ph34r:
(anybody interested - PM me!!)
Just kidding sweetie!!! :lol: [/b][/quote]
HEY!!!
<_< [/b][/quote]
what man you been cheating on me Ted???
<~~~~~ Devastated. I thought you said you were mines?~?!?!? [/b][/quote]
Did you just call my girlfriend (and your fiancee) a man???
:blink:
golden_buns
08-08-2003, 07:07 PM
you and I compile, so lets go and do some linking
I need a large keyboard 'cause I've got big hands.
Do you prefer an external floppy or an internal hard drive?
teaz0r
08-09-2003, 01:54 AM
i prefer hard to floppy.
Chester
08-09-2003, 02:50 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-YuheiCarreau+Aug 7 2003, 08:26 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (YuheiCarreau @ Aug 7 2003, 08:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> In England they say pants instead of panties. [/b][/quote]
And "pants" can also mean crap.
Recently, a friend visiting the States said, "I went shopping around Union Square, but I didnt' get anything because all the sales were pants."
?!?
You mean...the only things on sales were trousers?
No...they were all crappy sales...apparently.
amietron
08-10-2003, 01:02 AM
So I heard you don't press the eject button often?
moschikat
08-10-2003, 01:49 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-blue hoodie+Aug 8 2003, 05:54 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (blue hoodie @ Aug 8 2003, 05:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Did you just call my girlfriend (and your fiancee) a man???
:blink:[/b][/quote]
*meow* . . . i guess this means no YW flirting for me. . . . :D
(wait, does this mean he's saying that i got balls??!!)
Uhm, instead of saying "panties" or knickers, how about bloomers? Hmm, "Oh! I think I just wet my thong??" Cuz' there's no point in saying - I just wet my crotchless underwear . . . . or edible undies ???
Narf.
I give up!! :lol:
Uncle Tat
08-10-2003, 12:52 PM
Can't flirt without nekkid pics!!!
Show me the nekkid pics!!!
Me first:
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Yup look at my sexy yellow body and my awesome duck feet.
TyroneK(prettypretty)
08-13-2003, 07:56 PM
Somebody flirt with Uncle Tat. He's been flailing in the wind for a couple of days now.
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i think he's gonna have to piss off more feminists in order for that to happen
you can do it Tat, i believe in you!
Uncle Tat
08-13-2003, 10:29 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Tao+Aug 13 2003, 10:22 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Tao @ Aug 13 2003, 10:22 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> i think he's gonna have to piss off more feminists in order for that to happen
you can do it Tat, i believe in you! [/b][/quote]
Alright I won't let you down!
*Goes on trolling rampage*
teaz0r
08-14-2003, 01:41 AM
i don't wanna know your name. i just wanna bang bang bang.
Fireblade
08-14-2003, 01:44 AM
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and we have a WINNER! :lol:
Adaon
08-14-2003, 02:52 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-Fireblade+Aug 14 2003, 01:44 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Fireblade @ Aug 14 2003, 01:44 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> and we have a WINNER! :lol: [/b][/quote]
dude, you're so repressed.
and dun bring virgin rage into it :pissed: <_< :rolleyes: :lol: :dance:
tianshadiyi
08-16-2003, 09:23 PM
yeh ive got pictures of myself etc
talk to me let flirt hahah ::::))) :dance:
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talk to me let flirt hahah ::::))) :dance: [/b][/quote]
enough chit chat post them god damn it!
ChinaLama
08-16-2003, 11:10 PM
I was born in the Year of the Monkey so I can get on your back.
DragonKnight
08-17-2003, 12:20 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-Tao+Aug 16 2003, 09:29 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Tao @ Aug 16 2003, 09:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-tianshadiyi+Aug 17 2003, 12:23 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tianshadiyi @ Aug 17 2003, 12:23 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> yeh ive got pictures of myself etc
talk to me let flirt hahah ::::))) :dance: [/b][/quote]
enough chit chat post them god damn it! [/b][/quote]
:lol:
ChinaLama
08-17-2003, 12:29 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-Tao+Aug 17 2003, 04:29 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Tao @ Aug 17 2003, 04:29 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-tianshadiyi+Aug 17 2003, 12:23 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tianshadiyi @ Aug 17 2003, 12:23 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> yeh ive got pictures of myself etc
talk to me let flirt hahah ::::))) :dance: [/b][/quote]
enough chit chat post them god damn it! [/b][/quote]
is tian a guy or a girl? i'm a little confused.
AliBabaIncorporated
08-17-2003, 09:03 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-ChinaLama+Aug 17 2003, 12:29 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ChinaLama @ Aug 17 2003, 12:29 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Tao+Aug 17 2003, 04:29 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Tao @ Aug 17 2003, 04:29 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-tianshadiyi+Aug 17 2003, 12:23 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tianshadiyi @ Aug 17 2003, 12:23 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> yeh ive got pictures of myself etc
talk to me let flirt hahah ::::))) :dance: [/b][/quote]
enough chit chat post them god damn it! [/b][/quote]
is tian a guy or a girl? i'm a little confused. [/b][/quote]
Oh great, more sexual ambiguity. Here we go again ...
TyroneK(prettypretty)
08-20-2003, 07:48 AM
"talk to me let flirt?"
What does that mean?
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What does that mean? [/b][/quote]
It's engrish!
Bhodi_Li
08-25-2003, 05:53 PM
These are some great lines! I am sooooo going to be successful this weekend at the club..... at last!
AngelsLive4Ever
09-04-2003, 06:13 PM
^ lmao...^_^
DragonKnight
09-04-2003, 10:14 PM
These are some great lines! I am sooooo going to be successful this weekend at the club..... at last!Any success? :poking:
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