Ask/Answer

[Irezumi Kiss]

Mirror on the ceiling, all the way!!!

If someone gave you $500,000 to serve dinner for six hours to 20 people you didn't like while being totally naked, would you do it?

[Tao]

fuck yeah! I've got nothing to hide

if I gave you 1 million dollars to bang the ugliest person on the planet, would you do it?

[Emperor_Mike]

I don't need a million dollars. But if I do, then yes. I can close my eyes and pretend it's a really hot girl even though I'm basically lying to myself and after I blow my load, I'll grab the money and run away as fast as I can.

Has an ex actively tried to kill you?

[Hiroshi2]

No........



Do you like cheesecake? I really want to eat one right now.......

[tvbdude]

yea, they're delicious

why are white girls so skanky?

[sunyang]

It's a combination of improper hygiene, obesity, halitosis and a "holier than thou attitude" on top of all that.

Hawaii or Phuket?

[etcj]

Hawaii... cuz that's where Lilo is from..

Which one is better, The Ring or Ringu?

[hooligan]

Hawaii... cuz that's where Lilo is from..

Which one is better, The Ring or Ringu?

ringu mos def

if you could date one of your teachers who would it be?

[golden_buns]

my kindergarden teacher.

how do u like this new forum

[hooligan]

i love it, especially how your avatar takes up a quarter of my screen

hot significant others with baggage or ugly signifcant others without?

[Emperor_Mike]

It's very...purple.

Would you rather lose an arm, a leg, or an eye?

[ellsworth81]

eye, cuz you can still kick ass with the other limbs

do you prefer your women shaved, a runway strip, or bushy?

[Irezumi Kiss]

Shaved all the way! But with that 3-day brillo pad stubble that I can scrape my cheeks on when I go down licking that peach...

Sex during the heaviest day of menstruation, yay or nay?

[Emperor_Mike]

Nay. One girl didn't tell me and boy was I surprised.

Laptop or desktop?

[tvbdude]

desktops. I don't like using laptops

[Uncle Tat]

tvbdude you just killed the thread by not asking a question.

YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK! GOODBYE!

*CHOPS OFF TVBDUDE'S HEAD*

[Ogumo]

So it is finally dead then? Hahaha I have the feeling it will be back.

[bluetrianglescott]

Oh no, it can't die...I still have a question that needs answering. And it's important enough to resuscitate the victim. I mean, REALLY important. And the question is...


Should I start excercising or just buy new pants?

[Ogumo]

Exercise!


Communist red or democracy blue?

[bluetrianglescott]

Blue for the triangle of solidarity, red for the blood of all working people wanting freedom.

Can there be capitalism without war?

[etcj]

I don't know, but multi-national corporations certainly like to exploit countries wrought with war, poverty, and disease.

What's your favorite disco song?

[Irezumi Kiss]

"Boogie Nights," by Heatwave.

Even though it's obscured by that horrible orange turtleneck sweater, what do you think Velma's cup size is?

[pointman]

A coffee cup???

Where is the worst place you have taken a piss :p

[Irezumi Kiss]

Once, when I was back in high school and had a car, I was driving around holding back the floodgates while being too far away from home to do any good. So I went up in someone's driveway, ran up to the side of the house and let it go. I thought nobody was home, but this old white lady suddenly looked outside of the window I was pissing underneath. The piss felt too good to stop.

Would you slowly walk ten city blocks naked in broad daylight in the wintertime for $100 bucks?

[pointman]

100 bucks... thats 63 pounds... Hmmm NO!!!!!!!!

Would you eat 6 spoons of wasabi in exchange for a kiss with angelina jolie

[Kennyb]

Yeh why not!! I like my wasabi anyway. :D

Would you drink half a bottle of soya sauce for an exchange of a Gamecube??

[Irezumi Kiss]

Maaaaybe...if the bottle is the same size of the shoyu decanters they use in Japanese restorans...

Do you masturbate to the sounds of your neighbors having loud sex?

[Kennyb]

Never done it but for a hypotheical answer, why not. :p

Would you try and make an effort of tryingto finish a KFC Mega Bucket meal if someone dared you for a £10??

[Irezumi Kiss]

Are you kidding? The grease alone kills me after the third piece!

When a busty woman is walking towards you coming down the street, do you consciously try to avoid looking at her breasts, or do you shamelessly ogle her teats?

[Ogumo]

No because the cops would hurt me.

Who is more crazy binladen or saddam?

[Ogumo]

I was looking at the wrong one before.

I would look but try not to let her notice.

Who do you think is more crazy binladen or saddam?

[pointman]

I was looking at the wrong one before.

I would look but try not to let her notice.

Who do you think is more crazy binladen or saddam?

hard one... but I was say saddam cos he's managed to get on Southpark.

Would you give your left tactical or right tactical for a Liverpool season ticket :p I know I would give both :D

[Kennyb]

Neither because I don't support Liverpool. :p

Which one would you choose to smack, Brittney or Christina?

[Irezumi Kiss]

Christina. All over her wonderful, tight ass.

Best geek girlfriend: Thora Birch or Meg White?

[Kennyb]

Think Thora Birch.....

Which Milf would you have - Meg Ryan or Nicole Kidman?

[Hiroshi2]

Neither. I'd take Madonna.


Should I stay or should I go?

[tommyhtown]

Go.

Pizza or Taco?

[etcj]

Pizza, heartburn over gas...

What is your most sensitive way to dump someone?

[artsfartsyjanet]

It depends on the situation. If it's mutual, I think the partner would be most receptive and respect what I have to say... so, I might just say, "it's probably best for the both of us if we discontinue this relationship (or better, become friends instead) because it's just not working out....

Then again, most of my relationships in the past have not been that civil.... =) In a really bad/abuse relationship, I think the easiest and the most "sensitive" way to dump someone is just to ignore them. *shrug*


If you found a piece of hair in your food at a restaurant, would you still continue to eat it? why?

[Fireblade]

Pizza, heartburn over gas...

What is your most sensitive way to dump someone?

Tell them that they're not what I'm looking for, and be honest about it, and not sugar coat it like some of the other people who haev dumped me. :mad:

What kind of thing should I make for a girl that I'm going out on a blind date with?

[artsfartsyjanet]

i beat you to that question. answer mine slow poke. =)

[Tao]

It depends on the situation. If it's mutual, I think the partner would be most receptive and respect what I have to say... so, I might just say, "it's probably best for the both of us if we discontinue this relationship (or better, become friends instead) because it's just not working out....

Then again, most of my relationships in the past have not been that civil.... =) In a really bad/abuse relationship, I think the easiest and the most "sensitive" way to dump someone is just to ignore them. *shrug*


If you found a piece of hair in your food at a restaurant, would you still continue to eat it? why?


it would depend on various factors...first whether or not the food in question is precious enough to savor every morsel. Second, trying to figure out what kind of hair it is. If it looks like an eyelash, i'd let it slide, but if it looks like a pube.....hmmmm i'd have to pass.

is it just me, or do your eyes get progressively bigger the later it is at night

[artsfartsyjanet]

is it just me, or do your eyes get progressively bigger the later it is at night[/QUOTE]


i think it's just you. =)

Question:

When you were in elementary school, what did you want to be when you grow up?

[Tao]

a cop. reason? cause I wanted to ask people for money (this was after my mom was pulled over by a police man).

is it jsut me or does anyone else have a really stiff neck right now?

[Kennyb]

a cop. reason? cause I wanted to ask people for money (this was after my mom was pulled over by a police man).

is it jsut me or does anyone else have a really stiff neck right now?

I don't know what you got up to last night inorder to get a stiff neck but my neck ain't stiff... :rolleyes:

Shall we carry on calling the planet 'uranus' or should we change it and start calling it 'urectum'??

[himura-dono]

uranus

ghost recon or socom?

[Kennyb]

Ghost Recon of course mate.

How many jam doughnuts can you eat without licking your lips???

*note - jam is jelly for you people on the otherside of the ocean :)*

[himura-dono]

actually we have both you limey =)

[Kennyb]

actually we have both you limey =)

I don't know, last time I was over in the States and I asked this shop assistant where they keep their jam, she went baffled and didn't know what it was, until she said to me if I meant jelly and showed me where they were. :confused:

[himura-dono]

Ghost Recon of course mate.

How many jam doughnuts can you eat without licking your lips???

*note - jam is jelly for you people on the otherside of the ocean :)*

0, i hate most donuts.

do you like to spam? you realize theres no prize when you get to 100 posts like some forums ^_^"

[Kennyb]

0, i hate most donuts.

do you like to spam? you realize theres no prize when you get to 100 posts like some forums ^_^"

I don't mind eating spam, but can get salty if you eat too much of it. Nah, office at work is abit boring right now, so haven't got much better to do.

Just gotten up over there then?

[himura-dono]

more like haven't slept. i slept most of the day comatose for staying up for too many days in a row x_X. i really became a giant pussy when it comes to sleep now i guess. i miss my weeks of a few hours of sleep each week. =(

spam...hawaiian staple, or jellied meat not fit for the army?

[Kennyb]

Hmm.... That's a toughy..... I'll choose the the former since I'm not man enough to try the latter.

Ever wanna try a smelly tofu??

[himura-dono]

yes. stinky tofu is good. or so i've had drilled into my mind.

bigger spam whore, pointman, kennyb, ras farengi?

[pointman]

yes. stinky tofu is good. or so i've had drilled into my mind.

bigger spam whore, pointman, kennyb, ras farengi?

kennyb of course :p

who is the biggest tosser himura-dono or his cat?

[Irezumi Kiss]

I'd have to say his cat, cuz I'm still too new here to pass judgement on Mr. Domo.

You got $20 (or your country's equivalent) to your name until your next paycheck. What do you do with it?

[Emperor_Mike]

Twenty dollars? I have my MonDex card so it doesn't matter. :p Actually, I'd go out and purchase enough food to last me until the next pay day.

Racists: Should we string them up and disembowel them while they're still alive? Or burn them at the stake?

[himura-dono]

re-education camps ala orson well's "1984".


ever bang a fatty out of desperation? ("shallow hal" inspired question)

[Emperor_Mike]

re-education camps ala orson well's "1984".


ever bang a fatty out of desperation? ("shallow hal" inspired question)

Desperation? What's that?

Cellophane tape? Or Masking tape?

[himura-dono]

cellophane tape.

people who say "amerikkka," retards or racists?

[Irezumi Kiss]

Retards, since most of them don't have the balls to leave the country that gives them the freedom to disdain it.

Small breasts with large, round, thick nipples, or large breasts with small, bug bite nipples?

[himura-dono]

i like nipples, so as long as they're not gross long one's or "puffies" :barf: then definitely small breasts with good size nipples. bug bite nipples are wierd. i've never actually seen any until my october issue of playboy rolled on in.

do you prefer your women au natural, landing strip or chihuahua?

[Irezumi Kiss]

Chihuahua.

Ewoks vs. Pokemon?

[etcj]

Ewoks, of course. Wimpy pokemon get beat when they are hit by a plastic sphere, how tough can that be?

Nightmare date: Pretty princess or drama queen?

[Emperor_Mike]

Ugly drama queen princess.

Are you a dog person? Or a cat person?

[tommyhtown]

Dogs. I have two dogs vs. zero cat.

Would you do Venus or Serena Williams?

[Emperor_Mike]

Neither.

Do you like scaring small children?

[Emperor_Mike]

Nope.

In anticipation for 'Matrix: Revolutions': Is everyone inside the Matrix, also inside a second Matrix?

Cheating w/ a second question for the 'Matrix-philes':

Monica Bellucci, Carrie-Ann Moss, and/or Jada Pinkett-Smith?

Yes, there are two Matrices, which accounts for why Neo was able to halt those robotic spidery things with a flick of the wrist. Monica Bellucci all the way.

Are you brimming with excitement over the prospect of watching LOTR: The Return of the King this Christmas? Cuz I know I am!

[ellsworth81]

I wouldn't say brimming with excitement, but looking forward to the conclusion ... lotsa big battles apparently ... armageddon-type battles !

hamburgers or hotdogs?

[bigwong235]

top dogs from top dog.

oatmeal raisin or chocolate chip?

[bluetrianglescott]

Oatmeal raisin seems healthier.

Did you use a telescope to look at Mars? If so, how was it?

[tommyhtown]

no, but I am sure it is nice.

Justin Timberlake: one cool cat or a dork?

[Irezumi Kiss]

Dooooork!

Favorite Photoshop filter?

[tommyhtown]

Brita? I don't do photoshop so Brita was the best I can come up with.

a Buttery Nipple or a Red-Headed Slut?

[himura-dono]

red-headed slut

butter or margerine

[Irezumi Kiss]

Butter, baby, butter!

Do you shake your booty every time you hear "Crazy In Love" by Beyonce or are you sick of it by now?

[etcj]

I'm totally into the song, but I kinda hate how JayZ has a cameo in it. I can shake my booty to a hot diva, but not a male rap star.

Are there naked pics of you on the Internet? If so, where?? :p

[Irezumi Kiss]

Ha! I WISH there were naked pics of me somewhere!

You're in a crowded subway train, wearing light-colored pants. You are standing up, pressed between people on all sides of you. The train stalls in the middle of the tunnel and the lights go out.

You have to piss VERY BADLY.

What do you do?

[himura-dono]

unzip and spread the love, and making sure to shuffle away after i'm done...

have you ever scared guys/girls away from an ex because you kinda miss the sex and don't want some other dude/chicks sloppy seconds if there were the slightest chance of you shackin up for a few flings?

[Emperor_Mike]

I don't scare, I kill.

Do you like big cities or the countryside?

[himura-dono]

both. but overall, i'd want to live in the city, and vacation in the boondocks.

period sex...or period oral? :barf_war:

[Irezumi Kiss]

Period sex. Just make sure you spread a towel underneath the two of you cuz you will soak that mattress something awful!

How many times a week do you masturbate?

[tvbdude]

7. once a day

if someone pointed a gun to your forehead, do u think you're fast enough to dodge it and run away?

[hooligan]

7. once a day

if someone pointed a gun to your forehead, do u think you're fast enough to dodge it and run away?

hell no

is taking back sunday and brand new the same band?

[teaz0r]

i like taking back sunday!
cute without the e!

would you rather have a one off painful bee sting or an uber itchy mosquito bite?

[TyroneK(prettypretty)]

The bee sting.

What kind of drunk are you?

[hooligan]

The bee sting.

What kind of drunk are you?

HORNY DRUNK WHICH I WILL BE TOMORROW

What kind of drunk are you?

[himura-dono]

goofy drunk.

what kind of weed head are you?

[Irezumi Kiss]

Tend to get sleepy when I puff.

What kind of superpower would you want and how would you use it?

[ellsworth81]

I'm going to have to say JtK, because Gigli had some semblance of a plot ... whereas JtK was a smattering of dance numbers and such.

but isnt that justin guy such a dreamboat? :heart:



hah, not

[himura-dono]

:sick: :barf_war:

which do you prefer, manual labor or sitting on your ass?

[Kennyb]

That's a tough question since I done both types of work..... I think sitting on my ass just wins it over manual labour.

Marmite - love it or hate it?

[ellsworth81]

i had the opportunity to try it when i was in bloody england, but i turned it down. looks delish tho ... remniscent of nutella.

do you prefer to receive or give sex?

[futura]

wow sex either way is cool for me - but I say give!

yahoo or hotmail?

[Irezumi Kiss]

Yahoo, if only for the groups!

You've been in the desert for two days without water. All of a sudden you see an oasis, and in that oasis is a table with a glass of water on it.

Floating inside that glass of water is a set of old, rotten, gangrenous false teeth.

Do you drink it?

[ellsworth81]

first i would remove the teeth and whatever and try to purify it or whatever and forget that teeth were in there.

if you had the chance to be reincarnated as a member of the opposite sex, would you take that opportunity, and what is the duration of time (e.g. age of 17-25)

[bigwong235]

i'd be an 18 year old girl. i wouldn't do anything except look at my naked body all day in the mirror. 18 because it's such a tease.

"so, since you dig chicks, do you just look at yourself naked all day?"

full body massage or mud bath w/cucumbers?

[Irezumi Kiss]

Full body massage AS an 18 year old girl!

You have to eat ONE of the following two choices:

A bowl of toenail clippings

A 3-day old unrefridgerated plate of fruit, covered in horse semen

[ellsworth81]

what's with you and eating gross stuff :D

[Irezumi Kiss]

heh heh heh

Just tryin' to make it interesting!

Pushing people on matters of food and sex can be very entertaining.

Where's the fun in answering something simple, eh?

Now answer the friggin' question!!!

:p

[Tao]

hmm....how clean are the toe nail clippings?

[Irezumi Kiss]

Tao >> If they were Adrianna Lima's toenail clippings, does it make it go down easier?

:p

[Irezumi Kiss]

Okey, since nobody's biting, a more "grounded in reality" question to keep the ball rolling:

Best sauce to put over pasta?

[Tao]

Tao >> If they were Adrianna Lima's toenail clippings, does it make it go down easier?

:p

woah, is she that victoria's secret model? damn she's fine.

ok fine...i'd do it....but only if she reciprocates :wacko:


what are you wearing right now :ohmy:

[tvbdude]

t shirt

how big is your local chinatown?

[hooligan]

t shirt

how big is your local chinatown?

pretty big, but dying

how big is your j-town?

[Ogumo]

pretty big, but dying

how big is your j-town?

I havent seen the j-town. I am not even sure they have one here.

How big is your v-town?

[hooligan]

I havent seen the j-town. I am not even sure they have one here.

How big is your v-town?

westminister? huge, at least 20x20 blocks

how big's your p-town?

[Ogumo]

westminister? huge, at least 20x20 blocks

how big's your p-town?

Do you mean harlem? Hahaha i am joking. I do not think that they have one here either.

What about your k-town?

[angel nympho]

dont know.

do you miss me?

[Emperor_Mike]

I don't know you well enough to actually miss you.

World Domination or World Harmony?

[himura-dono]

world domination

world peace and missionary only unfeeling sex, or world at war and rough angry sex?

[Emperor_Mike]

World at war and rough angry sex only if I get to rule afterwards.

Legalise cocaine use or legalise murder?

[pinkskyes]

easy, cocaine

take the red pill or take the blue pill

[Kennyb]

The green one.. :D

How long is a piece of string?

[himura-dono]

1 length

bigger child loved annoyance: pokémon or yugioh (however it's spelled).

[Irezumi Kiss]

Pokemon. Yu Gi Oh's the shiznit!

Do you believe in life on other planets?

[himura-dono]

sure...algae could grow somewhere else...

do you believe we've lived on other planets?

[Emperor_Mike]

My great-great-great-great-great-grandmother was Queen Celestia of the planet Nomodon.

If you had the ability to travel back in time which era would you visit?

[himura-dono]

mesopotamia at it's height.

for those that christians and are religious, is it out of true belief or paranoia? (i.e. well, what if i fuckin die and wind up at the pearly gates only to be rejected?)

[etcj]

Yeah, you're going straight to hell. No, I'm not Christian, but I'm a spiritual person. Anyways, I just believe in Purgatory.

If you could get 50% off on any item, what would you buy?

[tvbdude]

world at war and rough angry sex?

do u wear a watch?

[coagulated fat]

Only when I go out, because the BK simpsons watch is too damn bulky to wear ALL the time.

If you were a bug, and you were the last of your species, would you rather your life be shortened but immortalized forever in an etymology box collection (you die through the preservation process), or would you rather live out the full extent of your life (not that long) but go unappreciated and die like any other bug?

[Emperor_Mike]

Live, of course. I don't think having a pin stuck through me for posterity's sake is appealing at all. Besides, what would I get out of it? Nothing!

A man is dying next to you and he needs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. However, upon closer examination, you notice that his mouth is full of awful looking blisters that may or may not be contagious. There is no else around and you are his only hope. Should you save him? Or would you rather walk away in a non-chalant manner while he dies?

[amietron]

I'd get saran wrap or cloth and place it over the person's mouth before blowing in it.

would you rather pay with plastic or cash?

[Kennyb]

Cash because I like to see where my money is actually going than signing loads of autographs.

BK, Mac or KFC???

[coagulated fat]

Bk. they have the best fries.

Who is your favorite Disney animated princess and why?

[ellsworth81]

the chick in beauty and the beast (Belle?) ... assuming she's a princess

do you roll/wrap your tp around your hand ... or make neat folds/stacks of tp

[etcj]

Depends on whether it's a free-standing roll or if it's on one of those dispensers. But if you must know, I prefer to roll..

Is there was a porn video in your VCR, what type of porn would it be?

[Irezumi Kiss]

A busty one, preferrably one with Kelly Marie, Anna Ohura or Marina Matsushima.

Have any of you men in the house ever had a pedicure? If so, did you enjoy it?

[tvbdude]

never had a pedicure

do u have the fortitude to be a coroner and examine dead decomposed bodies?

[soupdragon]

yeah i think

er..i can't think of anything..what's ur favorite color?

[BeTheReds]

Be the Reds!

Are you sleepy?

[Ogumo]

No I am not.

Korean or corean?

[Irezumi Kiss]

Korean. If you spell it the other way I think of Chick Corea.

Favorite Korean food?

[Emperor_Mike]

Haven't tried Korean.

World Dominator: Me or George W. Bush?

[tvbdude]

definitely you

what do u think of when u see an 11 yr old boy eating alone at a restaurant? and the restaurant is one of those streetside cheap ones

[Emperor_Mike]

"Uncaring, negligent monsters of a mum and dad! I wonder what perfidy activities they're partaking in whilst their son dines alone this afternoon?"

Do you play a musical instrument?

[bigwong235]

no, but i wish i could play the piano and guitar.

what is your favorite all-purpose condiment?

[tvbdude]

salt I guess

do u have an xacto knife?

[hooligan]

salt I guess

do u have an xacto knife?

yes, but it's not mine

is pharrell williams in EVERYTHING?

[Ogumo]

YES! So is p-diddy also.

What is your favorite pc game?

[ellsworth81]

its between CS and SC

whats your ideal profession if money were not an issue

[bluetrianglescott]

That one with DeNiro in it.

Who was that guy who said "Hey" to me last night at the fundraising dinner?

[kayla]

*ahem* me. haha. ok, i dont know.

Does Colgate Simply White Night make anyone else's tongue burn a little? Just a little. Cuz it burns mine. A little.

[ellsworth81]

*ahem* me. haha. ok, i dont know.

Does Colgate Simply White Night make anyone else's tongue burn a little? Just a little. Cuz it burns mine. A little.

yes, it burns like when i pee :closedeye
j/k, i change toothpaste depending on prices, so i don't have that brand

if you ever met god/omnipotent entity and had one question to ask, what would it be?

[kayla]

yes, it burns like when i pee :closedeye
j/k, i change toothpaste depending on prices, so i don't have that brand

if you ever met god/omnipotent entity and had one question to ask, what would it be?

Actually, its not toothpaste, its teethwhitener.

And to answer your question, I would ask him what would happen to our uh...spiritual self after death.

[mr. x]

yes, it burns like when i pee :closedeye
j/k, i change toothpaste depending on prices, so i don't have that brand

if you ever met god/omnipotent entity and had one question to ask, what would it be?

whats the best way to remove soda from a carpet? u know the ones im talking about right, well of course you do

does anyone here work in the film industry?

[Emperor_Mike]

No, but my friend's a makeup person.

Do you wish to work in the film industry?

[bluetrianglescott]

If I had to pick, I'd kill Lucas.

Do you know who Denny Terrio is?

[soupdragon]

no

do you know who Jamie Oliver is?

[bluetrianglescott]

I do now! http://www.jamieoliver.net/about/biog.htm

Denny Terrio hosted the show "Dance Fever" in the 70's and early 80's.

What's the most embarrassing thing you wore in the 80's?

[artsfartsyjanet]

I wore "Get in Shape Girls" warm ups or muffs for your lower legs to school. lol. I wasn't embarrassed then though. =)

What can't you do?

[Irezumi Kiss]

I can't play tennis.

If you had one night to have sex with your favorite celebrity, but you could only do it bareback, would you do it or no?

[punkdrummer56]

nope.

best morning beverage that does not contain coffee??

[bigwong235]

orange juice.

john mayer or jack johnson?

[ellsworth81]

neither of the three
porsche gt-3

working hard or hardly working?

Hmm, haven't heard of them.

Mazda Miata, Toyota Celica GT, or Ford Mustang convertible?

[punkdrummer56]

hardly working, at this moment.

most bizarre college course you'd love to teach??

[Irezumi Kiss]

Orange Juice!

Which form of reggae music do you enjoy most; roots, dub or dancehall?

[purezero]

I think I like them all. Music is music. Hehe.

Do you think paying hundreds of dollars for Senior portraits is worth it?

[applehead]

yes. totally. especially if they came out as nice as yours did.

would you prefer to be buried or cremated?

(oh geez. ziru. your reply was the 666th. :ohmy: )

[Irezumi Kiss]

Cremated. Maybe even spread out into the sea.

What tastes more like robot sweat: Coke, Pepsi or Dr. Pepper?

[bigwong235]

slurm.

bagels or donuts?

[Hiroshi2]

donuts?


Springfield or Shelbyville?

[purezero]

Springfield. Gotta love the lemon tree.

Who wants turnip juice anyway?

(Oh yes. I had the 666th post. I epitomize evil. Muwahahahaha. :deal: with the devil.)

[mr. x]

Springfield. Gotta love the lemon tree.

Who wants turnip juice anyway?

(Oh yes. I had the 666th post. I epitomize evil. Muwahahahaha. :deal: with the devil.)

hehe who knows, but the Shelbyville old guy who tells the "revisionist" story to the kids had me thinking, what if the british teach American history a different way? like they say "out of the kindness of the king's heart, he granted the colonial ingrates independance"

so who do you thinks gonna win the cali governor race?

[tvbdude]

arnold?

have u ever touched poison ivy

[purezero]

Nope. Never. Poison ivy free!

What is T&A? :unsure:

[coagulated fat]

Tits and ass.

Do you have T&A?

[amietron]

mint chocolate chip

artichokes or asparagus?

[Irezumi Kiss]

Asparagus.

Who'd win — Michelle Rodriguez's character from "Girlfight" vs. Lucy Liu's character from "Charlie's Angels?"

[Emperor_Mike]

Michelle Rodriguez.

One billion dollars in cash or gold bullion?

[ellsworth81]

cash
then i'd buy diamonds, which are easier to transport

snickers or milky way?

[Irezumi Kiss]

Snickers!

Would you be alright with just kissing your cousin if you two were playfully horny or would you go even further than that if the opportunity presented itself?

[tvbdude]

I'll fuck her good

have u ever been accused of being a racist?

[Emperor_Mike]

Neither. I don't eat fries. Much too greasy in general. :gross:

Are you fun at parties?

[hooligan]

Neither. I don't eat fries. Much too greasy in general. :gross:

Are you fun at parties?
only when i get drunk

who's a fan of alkaline trio?

[amietron]

not me.

would you eat 2 spoonfuls of fresh garlic for some gelato?

[purezero]

Umm... I don't think I would. I mean, wouldn't after eating the garlic make everything else taste like garlic, thus cancelling out the goodness of the gelato?

Did you think South Park: The Movie had good values?

[Emperor_Mike]

Absolutely not.

A two month nervous breakdown in a mental asylum or a lifetime of insanity outside of a loony bin?

[kitty]

lifetime of insanity...

red or white wine?

[amietron]

i don't know about me, but my mom likes white, my dad likes red.


http://i.xanga.com/amyd0i/garlic.jpg

:eat_arrow

would you eat fresh garlic as a dare? come ON. this is gonna be my question until i find someone who says yes.

[kitty]

sure, but depends on what I would get for it.

who would win: batman or superman?

[bigwong235]

depends on how long they're fighting each other. superman for the quick fight. batman for the long fight. i'm sure it wouldn't be too hard for bruce wayne to pick up some kryptonite if he had long enough.

how do you like your potatoes?

[kitty]

mashed.

sorry if this has been asked but: spit or swallow?

[ism]

swallow.

do you get piss shiver?

[TyroneK(prettypretty)]

Yes.

Does anyone else here read Harper's Weekly Review regularly? http://www.harpers.org/weekly-review/

[punkdrummer56]

no.

top 3 most essential 80's movies that you love but no one else can stand??

[bluetrianglescott]

1. "Straight to Hell" by the guy that directed "Repo Man"--everybody HATES that movie! I just rented it last night.

2. "Repo Man", by the guy that directed "Straight to Hell" and "Sid and Nancy" People don't hate that one as much--especially if they were ever into punk rock--but if they weren't, they just kind of scratch their heads.

3. "Ladies and Gentlemen, the Fabulous Stains" with Diane Lane as a young punk rocker. Not a lot of people saw that one. You can tell I became a punk rocker in the 1980's.

That was a tough question! It's hard to think of something as essential if others hated it!

What did you do this weekend?

[artsfartsyjanet]

What did you do this weekend?


On Friday, I walked around a 5-mile trail with a friend, went shopping at the Limited for long sleeved collared shirts, and worked at the teen suicide hotline and had to report a child abuse case of an 11 y.o girl. Saturday, I worked all day. Sunday, I played tennis, saw Freaky Friday (eh...), went to Washington University too late for their 150th anniversary party w/ my s.o., ate at Applebees, and drove to the Ameristar casino to watch my s.o. lose $10. hehe...


Question: What kind of toothpaste do you use?

[kitty]

crest and a spinbrush :)

do you like to lounge around naked?

[tvbdude]

sure, but I can't do that with my parents and sister around.

do u write in a journal?

[Deadpool]

Hell no.

That cute girl in my class. Shes High class, I'm low class. Is there a point in trying to get to know her?

[soupdragon]

what do u mean? are we in the middle age?
of course there is. do what ur heart tells ya..life is short..

what would u name your first child?

[golden_buns]

Jr, even if it's a girl

What is the capital of Kyrgiztan?

[Emperor_Mike]

I believe it's Byshkek (or something like that.)

Would you rather be attacked by a giant snake with no fangs in a swamp or a thug with a pocket knife?

[mr. x]

id probly go with the snake cuz its a lil more predictable in terms of behavior, whereas the thug could still tear you a new one

do you think there's an afterlife? and if so, do u think you're going to hell or purgatory? (heaven is not an answer, because everybody's a sinning sinner)

[ellsworth81]

id probly go with the snake cuz its a lil more predictable in terms of behavior, whereas the thug could still tear you a new one

do you think there's an afterlife? and if so, do u think you're going to hell or purgatory? (heaven is not an answer, because everybody's a sinning sinner)

i thought this (current state of being) was purgatory and we just don't know it. so technically, it's heaven or hell after this. yes, there is an afterlife.

if you could sleep w/ any guy/girl, who would it be and what does she look like (assuming it isn't self explanatory)

[ism]

She knows who she is. She's beautiful.

How low can you limbo?

[bluetrianglescott]

o-nay.

You got Hardee's where you are? You tried the Thickburger yet?

[bigwong235]

that's a negative ghost rider.

what should i make for dinner tonight? i've got chicken breasts and other assorted food stuffs.

[Irezumi Kiss]

Do the breasts. The chicken breasts, I mean. But bake them with a sweet sauce, don't fry them.

Not to seem shallow or nothin' but I saw "So Close" last night...did any of you know that Karen Mok has a butt?

[karizma]

kings because i loved them last year and i love em this year too...

what did you do when you turned 18?

[Chester]

kings because i loved them last year and i love em this year too...

Dammit. I wanted to answer that one.

Warriors, because they're the home team. Not the Kings -- because they're Sac-town's team...and because I couldn't possibly root for a team that features Chris Webber (as opposed to the great Kings teams of the past...Mitch Richmond...Spud Webb...Waymon Tisdale...). Spurs? Wizards? Phooey.

what did you do when you turned 18?

The girls downstairs got me drunk with a big bottle of vodka. We were supposed to go out to the campus pub, but I ended up going up to my room and never coming back down...seeing as how I was too busy puking into my sink and semi-crank-calling my friends to leave "Happy Birthday To Me" messages on their voice-mail. Then I went back downstairs to look for everyone. As I had disappeared for a good hour or two and hadn't responded to banging on my door, they understandably left without me. So, naturally, I went to sleep in one of their beds, thoroughly scaring the shit out of one of their roommates.

It may not sound like it, but it was an excellent time.

...

Sweet, mixed shots...or straight-up liquor shots?

[myself808]

arrr matey, 'tis straight up shots with a beer chaser for me
=============
what be the type of grog that you favor?


Sept 19 be Talk Like a Pirate day arrrrrrr (http://www.talklikeapirate.com/howto.html)

[Irezumi Kiss]

Makkoli/Nigorizake

What are the names of five non-American presidents?

[myself808]

Vincente "land lubber" Fox - Mexico
Robert "mr Smee" Kocharian, Republic of Arrrmenia
Jacques "the cutlass" Chirac - France
Nursultan "swabbie" Nazarbayev - Kazkhstan
Hosni "one eye" Mubarrrrrak - EGypt
=========================
will ye put a new bung in my bunghole matey?

[purezero]

I don't know. It sounds interesting enough. And Oded Fehr is in it. Haha. Starrssss. That was so funny in the game.

How do you tell someone they have bad BO?

[karizma]

"you smell like a cows ass on a hot day"

---------------------------------------------

whats something better than a multiple orgasm?

[tvbdude]

money

how do u treat impetigo if u had it for 2 months and it wouldn't stop weeping?

[kitty]

Han Solo... there's just something about badasses... mmmm :)


ps2, gamecube, or xbox?

[golden_buns]

ps2

would rather be gorgeous and stupid, or butt ugly (single forever) and smart

[etcj]

Probably butt ugly and smart...there's always masturbation. http://forums.yellowworld.org/images/smilies/laugh.gif

Would you rather be a samurai or ninja?

[Ogumo]

Probably butt ugly and smart...there's always masturbation. http://forums.yellowworld.org/images/smilies/laugh.gif

Would you rather be a samurai or ninja?

Samurai..ninjas had it hard.

Would you rather be burned alive or drowned?

[purezero]

Considering that I was close to it a long time before, I'd pick the drowning. It sounds less painful, too. I mean, all the screaming when people burn... That's just...

What makes fruit sexual?

[ellsworth81]

clearly you havent seen a banana, cherries, melons, canteloupes, recently. go to a supermarket and let your imagination run free

who and when was the last person u fantasized having sex with (preferably a female will answer this)

[mr. x]

clearly you havent seen a banana, cherries, melons, canteloupes, recently. go to a supermarket and let your imagination run free

who and when was the last person u fantasized having sex with (preferably a female will answer this)

too bad cuz im a guy, i fantasized about a white girl, blonde. yeah thats right, im a sellout.

Is it normal for an english class to have an entire curriculum based on food?!? i mean sheesh we read a poem the other day about french fries and apples and i feel dumber now for having done so (sposedly the apple one's about sex and a guy pointed out the the drawing depicting the inside of an apple looked like, umm yeah use your imagination

[bluetrianglescott]

I was hoping they'd make a series out of it on the WB and all of America could watch them grow old together. Aww.

Q: I tried to start an Ask/Answer over at the message board on the over-educated punk-rock record collector geek site Deep Fry Bonanza, but the people there seemed incapable of grasping the concept that you're supposed to answer the question, and then ask a question. They kept going back to old questions and debating them, not asking a new question, and killing the thread. So my question is, why does ask/answer work here and not there?

[golden_buns]

cuz we're smart wherareas they pretend to be smart but aren't


Which custom for holloween? Superman or Robin?

[tvbdude]

superman

dictionary or thesaurus

[kitty]

dictionary. knowledge is power.


who is your favourite sex and the city girl?

[mr. x]

dictionary. knowledge is power.


who is your favourite sex and the city girl?

the one with black hair, i dont watch the show but she's the one id bang, assuming any of them would umm...bang me.

how do those brownish, non-fecal stains on underwear form? my uh, friend needs to know

[kboy75]

A: when you fart, SOMETHING (fecal matter) still comes out, as microscopic as it is. even if you wipe there is still fecal matter left on your skin. some sweating, some farting, and voila.

Q: what is your breath freshener of choice and why?

[ellsworth81]

A: when you fart, SOMETHING (fecal matter) still comes out, as microscopic as it is. even if you wipe there is still fecal matter left on your skin. some sweating, some farting, and voila.

Q: what is your breath freshener of choice and why?

cooch
if you consider that "fresh" :wacko:

weapon of choice?

[tvbdude]

semi assault rifle

do u like playing billiards?

[mr. x]

err, i like pool better

who do u think will, and who do you think SHOULD win governor of California?

[bluetrianglescott]

Is Aragorn a middle-earth character? Because he's my favorite by far. Or maybe it's just my admiration for Viggo Mortensen, which borders on testing my heterosexuality.

Q: Do you think this thread will hit 1,000 replies?

[mr. x]

yahoo, cuz im used to it, and its got news stuff i read

what is the sound of nothing?

[kitty]

one hand clapping...


why is porn so expensive? how come they sometimes charge $60 or more for a bad tape of 70's porn stars screwing?

[punkdrummer56]

um... b/c they don't get $ from advertising? cuz they don't really advertise much?

what's one place you've never been to that you want to visit??

[purezero]

I want to visit Spain. Barcelona, Madrid. Yes. Spain.

Christina Aguilera: Blonde hair or Black hair?

[kitty]

black hair because she's now actually doing her own thing...

spin-of question... who would you do: britney or christina?

[golden_buns]

Both, Madonna can join too

which one would you chose to have; the mohawk, or a big ass mulet (none, is not an option) and why

[himura-dono]

no, bond should get a sex change and go after hot lesbo bad girls.

wired or wireless connection =)?

[punkdrummer56]

wired at the moment...

what's the best non-american-produced/directed film you've seen in the past two months?

[bluetrianglescott]

Piranha was pretty dope. You know it was written by John Sayles, who directed "Brother from Another Planet" and "Lone Star"? You probably do. Crazy, huh?

What's the most money you've ever found in the street?

[purezero]

$5 or $10. I can't remember. Quite a pleasant surprise.

Is it possible for a knot (the kind you need to massage out) to swell up?

[ism]

Could be a sign of muscle injury. The knot is a spasm caused by inflammation, and swelling occurs during the rest of the healing.

Do you keep receipts?

[Irezumi Kiss]

Not any more. I save movie ticket stubs instead.

At your office, you pass by a coworker's desk, who is gone for the night. You hate or extremely dislike this person for whatever reason. Suddenly you notice that this person has left his/her wallet/purse on their desk.

Do you raid it or leave it be?

[tvbdude]

raid it

do u have a savings account in the bank? if so, how much do you have?

[kitty]

yes and i can't say because it's embarassing. sufficed it say i'm glad i'm starting a job.

Are the recent tiger attacks last week a sign of a worldwide tiger takeover, kinda like the dolphins in that episode of the simpsons? if so, what should we do?

[bluetrianglescott]

Invade Tigerstan Now! You're either with us, or you're with the tigers. Make all tigers, lions, bears and domestic cats register with the Department of Homeland Security. When the liberals whine, accuse them of being tigers too.

Q: Do YOU have the Weapons of Mass Destruction? Come on, 'fess up.

[Chris]

Invade Tigerstan Now! You're either with us, or you're with the tigers. Make all tigers, lions, bears and domestic cats register with the Department of Homeland Security. When the liberals whine, accuse them of being tigers too.

Q: Do YOU have the Weapons of Mass Destruction? Come on, 'fess up.


Yes I do. they are sitting in my room doing the lambada.

Q: Who on YW would you give a blowjob too. puahahha

[mr. x]

Yes I do. they are sitting in my room doing the lambada.

Q: Who on YW would you give a blowjob too. puahahha

well i duno about YW, but the one man i would give one to is Paul Van Dyk (dj)

if a woodchuck could chuck wood which team would he pitch for?

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Salma cause I have my loyalties you know.

Friend's mother or friend's sister?

[tvbdude]

friend's sister

what does being "eaten" mean? I know it's a sexual term but don't know the meaning

[kitty]

Gabrielle Union. Vivica's too old and Halle can't drive.

What's a better epic saga: Lord of the Rings or Dune?

[Fireblade]

omg.. fink u are too nasty

zipping up a suitcase, cuz you may have had a sloppy dump. (insert whatever graphic images you may want to put in your head)

how would you use the phrase "yippy yo high on the railroad" in a conversation?

[Fireblade]

respect. dirty pirates cut us down with their scathing remarks of HAAAR! and YAAR! and calling us LandLubbers. Thieves just kinda say "gimmie your money" and when you open your wallet and it shows only flies they roll their eyes and throw pennies at you.

eat raw cow eyes or pig testicles? Remember... you can only do one of the two to pass the next round... ON THE NEXT FEAR FACTOR.

[ellsworth81]

"who's that on the railroad tracks, looks like he wants to kill himself!"

"why, that's yippy yo high, the sorriest clown there ever was!"

love,
prof. frink

question: what is it that everybody has, and some pirates and theives try to take?

boootay right? :beerchug:

[ellsworth81]

testicles. gourmet meat balls. *slurp*

what's the longest time you have held out without pissing? and without a dump?

[tvbdude]

testicles. gourmet meat balls. *slurp*

what's the longest time you have held out without pissing? and without a dump?

I have held piss for most of a baseball game. and you know how long they can be. don't know about dump

which one is grammatically correct? please gently press doorbell or please press doorbell gently?

[kitty]

ashanti.


if the care bears' arms were too short to wipe their bums, how d'you think they kept themselves clean?

[boredlikewah]

by rubbing themselves against care trees.

how intimidating are college apps?

[kitty]

by rubbing themselves against care trees.

how intimidating are college apps?

start early and it's no problem. wait to the last minute and it will suck horribly. write three essays and pick the one that will apply to the question, so that if you're applying to a lot of colleges, you'll only have to change the intro to get it to work.

what's your favourite kind of sandwich?

[tvbdude]

cheese and ham

what's the ghetto-est thing you got from trick or treating?

[angelwiththesword]

years ago when i last went trick or treating, i got an apple in my bag of goodies. lo and behold, i am allergic to apples, pears and fruits of the like.

is the female orgasm a myth?

[kitty]

not if last night was any indication. *glow* :)


do you know where your/your partner's g-spot is?

[tvbdude]

no

what's a layaway plan?

[mr. x]

it's when you see a hot girl, u instantly wanna layaway

what do your pajamas look like?

[purezero]

I don't wear pajamas.

Would you buy me (or lend me if you have one) a paintball gun and some ammunition so I can shoot my brother and all of his annoying little friends? :D

[tvbdude]

I would but you live all the way in the west coast.

seriously, what's a layaway plan

[Hanuman]

It's when you want to purchase something, but don't have all the funds right away (like an engagement ring, for example). You really like the one you've picked out so you ask them to put it on a layaway plan. Which means they'll take it off the showroom, so no one else can purchase it, and you arrange to make payments (for example $300 a month) until it's all paid off.

Question: As a kid what did you want to be when you grew up?

[Ogumo]

A piolet.

What would you prefer to survive. A hurricane or earthquake?

[amietron]

amazon.com, i've never used half.com before.

can you taste the difference between evian and crystal geyser?

[mr. x]

only if you're a snob

if yw and stormfront had a child, what would it be?

[tvbdude]

naacp haha

do u have a tattoo? where? what is it?

[Ogumo]

Yes on my fingers. Kanji phoenetics for disorder, badness, insanity and wicked.


Have you ever been part of a band? What was the band name?

[amietron]

Have you ever been part of a band? What was the band name?
no, never.

what's your favorite cookie?

[ism]

Oatmeal raisin.

Are you going to watch Matrix Revolutions on opening day (today, Nov 5, 2003)?

[kitty]

of course.

can I make it to work? Two minutes until the bus and no clothing on yet.

[boredlikewah]

yes, just get off the computer and RUN.

how many pairs of shoes do you own?

[noodlenoodle]

I own seven that I will actually wear.

What time did you wake today?

[Hiroshi2]

6:05 AM CST

Fried chicken or fried fish?

[noodlenoodle]

fried chicken! yum yum

Have you ever dreamt of toilets?

[tvbdude]

of course

what are anglo saxons?

[mr. x]

shit i did a report on this senior yr of high school

all i can remember is that they are white people...nordics...somewhere up north

they are germanic tribes thats all i know

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

[Emperor_Mike]

Twelve kilograms.

Do you like spiders?

[mr. x]

mmmm....NO!

whatchu want for xmas?

[purezero]

"All I want for Christmas is j00000000000." :laugh:

What did you use as your senior quote?

[bigwong235]

greater love has no one than this, than to lay down one's life for his friends. -john 15:13

i'm not christian, but i've always liked that quote.

have you ever had a turducken?

[amietron]

no. what's a turducken?

a chicken in a tukey in a duck? http://www.thesalmons.org/lynn/turducken.html

what's your favorite oldies' song?

[mr. x]

how far back is considered oldies? i like earth wind and fire, sometimes old school jazz (meaning black people in black and white) puts me in the mood.

what's a good way to remove mildew?

[ism]

Bleach.

What's the longest you've gone without food?

[ellsworth81]

36 hours approximately
if you could be an animal which would you be and why

[tvbdude]

rat, so I could crawl through holes and whatnot and explore buildings and houses.

why do white people hate jewish?

[mr. x]

my guess is the whole christian tradition of hating on jews. other than that non-christians hate on em as a group (just as one hates any group of people) cuz they stand out in certain cases, or the fact that they blend in and yet are different pisses them off too.

when the paris hilton sex tape hits kazaa, will u download?

[tvbdude]

no I think she's ugly

am I paranoid? when I go outside(wintertime here) I wear a hooded jacket, a cap, and a face mask so no one knows how I look like if anything embarassing happens.

[mr. x]

whoa, as in with groups of friends? (oh wait i shouldnt answer a question w/a question) okay if you have unsightly features then no not at all, but other then that stop worrying cuz the hood only draws more attention

is there sex in heaven?

[himura-dono]

no, there's cloud weaving, go to hell, that's where all the action is.

like the bunny?

[noodlenoodle]

Sure, it oozes uber cuteness to me. I think I'm going to steal it.

How many hours do you usually spend on the internet each day?

[tvbdude]

4 hours

if a rat died for 3 days in a cabinet in your house, do you clean it yourself?

[purezero]

I wouldn't. I'm squeamish about dead animals.

You're sitting in your room (that you share with your brother), and your dad is screaming at your sibling. What do you do?

[mr. x]

hoo boy that's a shitter, i would likely stay and turn up the music on the headphones if i HAD to be there (for hw or whatnot). if it isnt vital id get my ass outta there.

If a tree fell on (insert media whore) would anyone care?

[himura-dono]

of course. sadly, all media whores have droves of fans.

who would you rather see dead, j.ho or her manbitch?

[mr. x]

well i can put up with B.Affle (get it? like J.lo, except B.Affle bwahahah) in moderation but i cannot, CANNOT stand J. Ho

whats a good method for getting rid of pimples (medicinally, no smartass answers like "pop it")

[bii]

get on THE REGIMEN (http://www.acne.org/regimen.html)

what's the longest you've gone without eating?

[himura-dono]

week.

you're friend is an evercrack addict, do you give him/her the new expanision pack, or a gun?

[mr. x]

sheesh, i dont know how good evercrack is but it cant warrant a Massively Monthly Fee. get him a game to forget ALLLL about it, one that has a flat fee

bii, does that regimen really work?

[bii]

Yep! People swear by it, and the BOARDS (http://acne.org/messageboard/) there are super helpful, too

How often do you trim your pubic hair?

[purezero]

That's for me to know and... well, yeah, me to know. :happy:

Do I REALLY look like a Pokemon?!

[tvbdude]

no

what do you do if someone calls you a racial slur? even if it's not direct but they still said it

[himura-dono]

"look, i don't know who you are, but i'm busy fucking my neighbor's wife, unless you're my neighbor, in which case, i'm really, really sorry"

ever want to pretend to be hannibal lecter for a day?

[amietron]

no. but i like him. he's very intellectual and seems to have fine taste, and i think that's sexxxxy.

do you pluck your eyebrows?

[Irezumi Kiss]

I once briefly considered shaving them but wuz too scairt.

Do you sexually excite yourself whenever you take a bath or shower and soap up yer particulars?

[tvbdude]

once I masturbated with soap water

what's an oxy moron

[mr. x]

either
(1) a phrase that contradicts itself such as "dumb genius" or "pretty ugly"

or (2) a dude with pizza face

[mr. x]

either
(1) a phrase that contradicts itself such as "dumb genius" or "pretty ugly"

or (2) a dude with pizza face

which god do you pray to?

[amietron]

Question:
What do you prefer? Stocks, bonds, or CD's?
no preference. i don't take care of $$ stuff.

why is the dumb broad, who is spending the night with the guy next door, running up and down the fucking hallway? what a fukcing dumb shit. it's 4AM. how inconsiderate.

[artsfartsyjanet]

she probably gets a rush from doing it. have you ever called 911 as a prank when you were young?

[TTChino]

No.

Do you like anchovies on your pizza?

[boredlikewah]

no, mushrooms are best.

have you ever exchanged gum with someone else?

[Irezumi Kiss]

Never, but if the woman was hot enough, I might be tempted.

Do you wipe front to back, or back to front?

[tvbdude]

front to back

do you eat popcorn when you go to the movies?

[amietron]

front to back

do you eat popcorn when you go to the movies?
sometimes.

do you know how to crack sunflower seeds in your mouth?

[teaz0r]

nope.

do you want to be 18 ?

[amietron]

i AM 18!

[teaz0r]

amy's 18.

are you 18?

[purezero]

not yet. =(

so... did you know there was disney colored paint?

[hooligan]

dawn of the dead

when you play cs, do you train with the knife, pistols or crappy submachine guns?

[amietron]

i've never played CS before.

have you donated (http://forums.yellowworld.org/showpost.php?p=182883&postcount=1) to YW yet? or are you too stingy to fork over $2-3? :confused:

[Irezumi Kiss]

$3 gets me a masu of sake at Typhoon Lounge.

That being said, since I'd be supporting an Asian establishment with my hard-earned gold, does that still give me my brownie points?

:wub:

edit: Now that I read all those multiple posts concerning donations, scratch my last glib question! How much are the hosting fees and what's the minimal needed to keep it hosted each month?

[tvbdude]

if you saw a 11 or 12 year old boy accidentally dropped a extendable baton, what would your reaction be?

[teaz0r]

laugh.


did you poo yet today?

[dragonlord]

laugh.


did you poo yet today?

Yup! Took me a "Beer Shit"

If given a choice what magic power would you pick?

[bluetrianglescott]

Yup! Took me a "Beer Shit"

If given a choice what magic power would you pick?

The ability to make people puke or shit on command.

What's the worst thing that could happen?

[John0101]

death,

do you believe in ghosts?

[ayumi]

No I don't believe in ghosts.

Hot sake or cold sake?

[Adaon]

hot

long burning poopie or long wet slimy poopie?

[tvbdude]

wet and slimy

do you know how to juggle?

[mr. x]

I am so glad you asked! yes i can, i can do the one handed two-object juggle too, heh i guess acting school paid off....

does God have an answering machine?

[ellsworth81]

I am so glad you asked! yes i can, i can do the one handed two-object juggle too, heh i guess acting school paid off....

does God have an answering machine?

Not for damned souls such as yourself. looks like you outta luck, bud


do you like the fragrant candles?

[mr. x]

yeah but they hurt your stomach

who will you thank for your oscar?

[boredlikewah]

my imagination for allowing me to think that i could win an oscar.

better gift for bf = sentimental or practical?

[mr. x]

do both. sex for example, is both

if you could be invisible what would u use the power for?

[Fireblade]

do both. sex for example, is both

if you could be invisible what would u use the power for?

To sneak into theme parks and movie theatres. :biggrin:

Why do people change their avatar repeatedly? (like me.)

[himura-dono]

they don't, they generally go much longer than you, you av whore =)

have you ever flamed someone who was stupid just because you were bored, or have you ever wanted to make someone else's day worse just because your's was?

[mr. x]

YES I HAVE FLAMED YOU EFFING DONO

edit: im sorry guy im just a lil....sigh

seriously yeah i sometimes flame a troll and then go back and modify it a lil. as for the bad day thing ive been an ahole to friends but i wasnt thinking straight.


if u had to keep one rifle and one pistol at home what models/makes would u choose?

[mr. x]

now that u mentioned bond, id say Goldeneye, didnt follow the movie very closely but the game's 4 player aspect gave it so much replayability.

if you could have three wishes what would they be?

[teaz0r]

three wishes hmm.
1. world peace
2. end world hunger
3. my very own sex shop.

pocket pussy or pocket rocket?

[Faithless]

Pocket pussy :frown: . Pocket pool, anyone?

[nonamerasian]

No.

Is it allergy season already?

[mr. x]

according to my nose yes

where has teaz0r gone? the sex and health thread forum(well any thread with her is sex and health) is not the same

[nonamerasian]

I know. Really.

Dunno where she is.

What did you dream about last night?

[moJo]

i already forgot. :frown: but no hot guy was in it, thats fer sure. unfortunately.

what kind of pick-me-up works for you when you're tired? aside from caffeine.

[rice cracker]

Spicy food.

How do I fix 52 Error on a HP LaserJet IIP?

[nonamerasian]

Dunno.

What’s the last book you read?

[rice cracker]

"South of the Border, West of the Sun" by Murakami (forgot his first name).

Decorative urns: nice accroutrement, or morbid accessory?

[moJo]

"South of the Border, West of the Sun" by Murakami (forgot his first name).

Decorative urns: nice accroutrement, or morbid accessory?
morbid accessory. scatter me in the ocean, please.

pick: nice stomach or nice ass?

[bluetrianglescott]

"Oil, Power and Empire: Iraq and the US Global Agenda" by Larry Everest

What's a grecian urn?

[Bhodi_Li]

"South of the Border, West of the Sun" by Murakami (forgot his first name).

Decorative urns: nice accroutrement, or morbid accessory?
Morbid acessory.

what is the difference between the sound of an IED and RPG?

[rice cracker]

morbid accessory. scatter me in the ocean, please.

pick: nice stomach or nice ass?

Nice stomach *looks at buddha belly*

Hallmark or Shoebox?

[bluetrianglescott]

Shoebox--which coincidentally is what I want my ashes in instead of an urn.

What was your favorite thread on here, ever?

[rice cracker]

No favorite. So many different topics that I can't judge them against each other, and I like a great deal.

Which is scarier, vampires or zombies?

[moJo]

Shoebox--which coincidentally is what I want my ashes in instead of an urn.

What was your favorite thread on here, ever?
the thread with hooligan and Tao exchanging really obscene and hilarious photoshopped pics. including ben bending over ben and tao in handcuffs. lol.

what are you having for lunch??

No favorite. So many different topics that I can't judge them against each other, and I like a great deal.

Which is scarier, vampires or zombies?
Zombies. thanks to 28 Days Later.

er, what are you having for lunch???

[bluetrianglescott]

probably a Thickburger.

Stove top stuffing, or potatoes?

[kboy75]

probably a Thickburger.

Stove top stuffing, or potatoes?
Stove Top!

small teenie wanker or gaping loose vagina?

[etcj]

Stove Top!

small teenie wanker or gaping loose vagina?
Which would I like to do? Of course, the wanker.

What's the name of your lover?

[rice cracker]

Radford.

Favorite type of antique?

[bluetrianglescott]

The old kind.

Friendster, MySpace, or neither?

[nonamerasian]

Neither.

Sweet or sour?

[Hiroshi2]

Sweet.



Rap or rock?

[Kuchana]

rock.

oranges or apples?

[Bhodi_Li]

rock.

oranges or apples?
Oranges.

Horror Movie or Romantic Comedy on a date

[experiment888]

Romantic comedy.
Laughing releases happy hormones that make you like each other.


how long did you just sleep for?

[flip19]

6 hours.

6 inches or foot long.

[nonamerasian]

Six inches

Books or movies.

[Irezumi Kiss]

Movies

Do you close your eyes during your intense orgasms or keep them open?

[tvbdude]

I don't know

If you live by yourself, what are you suppose to do when you will be traveling somewhere for 2 months? I'm talking about your rent and utilies.

[Adaon]

pay them.

How long's it take for a guy to get outta the dog house with a girl, when he's not her boyfriend?

[Craig]

too long

how come yellowworld is so dead ?

[Adaon]

it was 1130 on a sunday nite, the last nite of spring break for a lotta the University of California kids, and the third night of spring break for me. And maybe they're all sick like me. :confused:

HOW THE HELL DO YOU GET A BLISTER ON TOP OF A BLISTER?! :eek:

[tommyhtown]

I don't know. It is an anomaly?

When was the last time you cried?

[younggiftedandblack]

I don't know. It is an anomaly?

When was the last time you cried?

2001 at my father's funeral.

After sex. Cuddle & talk or fall asleep?

[capoeira]

Fall asleep

What do you stare at more? Ass or titties?

[nonamerasian]

Ass.

Man-boobs aren't as appealing.

Do you rather sing or dance?

[Hiroshi2]

Sing, even though I can't do neither. at 6'4" and 160 lbs, I'd look a fool trying to dance.




Butter or margarine?

[tvbdude]

I haven't followed basketball for years. maybe pistons

if you were gonna kill people, will you kill one by one or do it john woo style?

[robotic]

how did john woo did it? ;_; oh man. i suppose i'll choose the first option.

would you rather visit: sri lanka - or - italy?

[capoeira]

Sri Lanka, because I know nothing about it.

Do I look like a geek? Yes or no?

http://www.miamihost.net/ims/u/capoeira/images/me.jpg

[mrazntre]

yes.


If your ex came back up out the blue after 5 years and a nasty break up, would you go to dinner with them for old times sake?