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TyroneK(prettypretty)
06-11-2003, 12:54 PM
Okay. Is there a job where...

-> You get decently paid?
-> Can start after 9am? (I don't care how many hours I work. I just want to know if there's a way to avoid mornings.)
-> Don't have to deal with people unless it's on a one-on-one basis?
-> Doesn't require any more schooling on my part?
-> Where my bitterness and hatred for mankind coupled with physical uncoordination is a benefit?

I'm thinking that such a job doesn't exist. Still, I just wanted to make sure.
SunWuKong
06-11-2003, 01:00 PM
you can be a novelist. but you better write damn good if you want to be paid decently.
537
06-12-2003, 08:29 AM
Mortician
etcj
06-12-2003, 09:49 AM
nightclub stripper?
Chris
06-12-2003, 09:51 PM
Satirist?
Craig
06-12-2003, 09:56 PM
assassin
mr. x
06-12-2003, 10:04 PM
Originally posted by VBKao@Jun 11 2003, 11:54 AM
Okay. Is there a job where...

-> You get decently paid?
-> Can start after 9am? (I don't care how many hours I work. I just want to know if there's a way to avoid mornings.)
-> Don't have to deal with people unless it's on a one-on-one basis?
-> Doesn't require any more schooling on my part?
-> Where my bitterness and hatred for mankind coupled with physical uncoordination is a benefit?

I'm thinking that such a job doesn't exist. Still, I just wanted to make sure.
sure it does, king of america
nonamerasian
06-12-2003, 11:06 PM
Critic?
TyroneK(prettypretty)
06-13-2003, 02:39 AM
Originally posted by Craig@Jun 12 2003, 11:56 PM
assassin
Given my view of people, this would probably be my best career choice.
kimpossible
06-13-2003, 09:15 AM
Crackwhore might fit the bill. I'm sure it will broaden and deepen the stated hatred for mankind as well as speed the lack of coordination.
ChinaLama
06-13-2003, 10:05 AM
Originally posted by VBKao@Jun 13 2003, 09:39 AM
Given my view of people, this would probably be my best career choice.
please, vic, you don't have the heart to actually kill or hurt people physically.

btw what about telecommuting sorts of jobs?
SunWuKong
06-13-2003, 10:26 AM
Originally posted by ChinaLama@Jun 13 2003, 01:05 PM
please, vic, you don't have the heart to actually kill or hurt people physically.

btw what about telecommuting sorts of jobs?
ooh, he can be a phone sex person. some of those companies direct calls to the homes of those phone sexers, and they operate out of their homes. technically that's telecommuting.
kimpossible
06-13-2003, 03:11 PM
He then may be able to deduct part of his utilities as part of a home based business.
SunWuKong
06-13-2003, 03:28 PM
Originally posted by Hello_Hapa@Jun 13 2003, 06:11 PM
He then may be able to deduct part of his utilities as part of a home based business.
not the mention the deductions he'd get for having a home office. he could also probably buy porn and deduct the cost of the porn as research for his business.
ChinaLama
06-13-2003, 03:31 PM
Originally posted by SunWuKung@Jun 13 2003, 05:26 PM
ooh, he can be a phone sex person.
perfect for vic's sex-ay voice.
golden_buns
06-13-2003, 03:56 PM
you can always work at a massage parlor
SunWuKong
06-13-2003, 04:41 PM
Originally posted by golden_buns@Jun 13 2003, 06:56 PM
you can always work at a massage parlor
one of my friends is a masseur. he has a portable massage table that he can take with him.
golden_buns
06-13-2003, 05:30 PM
Originally posted by SunWuKung@Jun 13 2003, 03:41 PM
one of my friends is a masseur. he has a portable massage table that he can take with him.
that could be an awesome job..... depending on who your clients are
Emperor_Mike
06-13-2003, 10:22 PM
Highly skilled assassin?

Lady or Gentleman of the Evening?