First thing you notice on a girl?

[Hiroshi2]

For me, it's eyes, then legs/thighs, then breasts or whatever. I love looking at girls with pretty eyes- but it seems like a lot of them wear contacts that look a bit fake. I prefer naturally pretty eyes ;)

[Adaon]

I look at her face first....good looking (haha) eyes are a plus....then I glance over her figure. But if i see her from the back first....then it's figure first.... ;)

[SunWuKong]

i look at their personality first.
i'm not shallow like you guys.

[himura-dono]

Originally posted by SunWuKung@May 6 2003, 07:54 PM
i look at their personality first.
i'm not shallow like you guys.
so....where does f.U.G.L.Y. CHO fit in? other than an 80 large.

[moschikat]

legs n' jugs.

ass is also good.

[YuheiCarreau]

If I'm looking at a woman from a distance, usually the first thing I notices is the area below the waist... I like seein' how a woman moves her hips around when she walks.

If I'm close up, the first thing I look at is her face. Then as soon as she gets distracted, my eyes head south, 'cause I'm all about the bouncity bounce. But usually each woman has a particular feature that looks really good on her - hair, eyes, boobs, hips, butt, legs, whatever - so after the first few seconds I'm drawn to that part of her more than any other.

Damn, I sound like a real jerk huh?

[teaz0r]

Originally posted by SunWuKung@May 7 2003, 10:54 AM
i look at their personality first.
i'm not shallow like you guys.
:lol:


i check out their boobs.
i like women with nice boobs.
then lips. luscious lips. and legs
long-push-them-over-her-head
legs. and grabbable ankles.

[himura-dono]

to be honest, if i'm checking a chick out from the back i tend to think of her bent over a table or some other surface.

if from the front, at a distance, hips, then tits and neck. as she's walking past, her eyes. and well, i already said what i think of from behind. :)

i'm a pig. feed me and i'll pork you.

[Hiroshi2]

Originally posted by YuheiCarreau@May 6 2003, 10:34 PM
But usually each woman has a particular feature that looks really good on her - hair, eyes, boobs, hips, butt, legs, whatever - so after the first few seconds I'm drawn to that part of her more than any other.


I agree, not every woman may have the biggest tits or ass or even the prettiest face or eyes, but they usually make up for it with something else.

[tvbdude]

usually her face first then figure

[DragonKnight]

Hair first. Eyes, then face. Afterwards the rest. Personality of course is the final, yet most important hook. :)

[Azn Retribution]

face first..

then legs/feet.

[ism]

Shoes. If it's Birks I run the fuck away.

Well, not really (it's more like a fast-paced walk... jogging), but shoes are the closest thing I can use to gauge personality.

[ChinaLama]

i could swear there was a poll like this, but when i searched using "breasts," i couldn't find anything.

yeah yeah...i know i sound like a perv. :P

first thing i notice is usually face, then torso (cuz if shes fat = ewww), and maybe last of all legs. i don't really look at legs that much. can't tell what are good or bad legs. heh.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

i check how much she has in her purse first before checking out the legs

[yoMAMA]

Her hair B)

[deez nuts]

everything....i'm greedy.

[artsfartsyjanet]

my boyfriend checks out the amount of acne a woman has. jk.... he looks at hair first.

[sOKaLiBoY]

always from head to toe. if's she isn't cute then there really isn't a chance for me to show interest

[applehead]

i look at her shoes...

[kasia]

Originally posted by ism@May 6 2003, 10:52 PM
Shoes. If it's Birks I run the fuck away.
swk! i've found a friend for you.

eyes for me.

[applehead]

damn. i don't get it.
okay. i understand rad's
distaste for them.
what about you jose?

[ism]

Originally posted by applehead@May 7 2003, 02:45 PM
damn. i don't get it.
okay. i understand rad's
distaste for them.
what about you jose?
Birkenstock made the jack boots for the Nazis in WWII.

Okay, that's not really the reason. Birk makes lots of shoes, but it's the sandals I'm talking about. They're the most comfy ones in existence, based on the cork. Simply-made, with rubber and leather. Then there are the vegans, for some inexplicable reason, who find it perfectly fine to wear something on their feet with a leather strap (I know we talked about this before; I'm not really serious). But hypocricy isn't the reason either. It's the Birkenstock Rot. Cork does not last forever. There's a particular subset of Birk Sandal-wearers who do not comprehend the fact that certain things needs continuous care, including their own bodies. When that shiny stuff wears out on the cork, apply some of that overpriced Cork Life and they'll be invincible. Skip it, and you've got The Rot.

You said you look at shoes. I'm not sure if you're just curious as to what other people are wearing, or using it to gauge someone's personality, but like I said, it's a pretty decent indicator. If there's Rot on those Birks, there's a chance that there's other types of Rot. Of course, I'd look for those signs -- unwashed hair, hair where it's not supposed to be, body odor, etc., before making any hasty retreat.

Well, to be true, I was half-kidding. If I wasn't, that would imply Birks have some sort of ethos. Perhaps it does...

[Fireblade]

I usually look at her smile. If not, eyes. Then hair. Then everything goes downhill from there. :P

[Uncle Tat]

Face first.

I don't really care about body that much as long as she's not fat.

[ChinaLama]

you know what, we've only been talking about looks when the topic is "notice." what about voice or smell. ppl who smell like cigarette smoke turn me off. alt i'm much less picky when it comes to voice.

[ShortNBitter]

if its for a relation, just her overall face. but if its just out of lust, i gotta admit, id perfer a nice figure rather than nice tits. if theres a flat girl with a great figure (thighs legs butt) it more than be happy.

[karizma]

umm...legs...i love long legs.

then face....

then boobs =)

[kasia]

Originally posted by ChinaLama@May 7 2003, 04:27 PM
you know what, we've only been talking about looks when the topic is "notice." what about voice or smell. ppl who smell like cigarette smoke turn me off. alt i'm much less picky when it comes to voice.
yeh. i'm super picky when it comes to voice.

[deez nuts]

oh yeah, how much make up she has on. i hate chicks with mad make up. fucking cake on your shirt when your close and shit.


and her net worth (kidding)

[ChinaLama]

Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@May 8 2003, 02:55 AM
and her net worth (kidding)
fuck that. i wanna know what her checking acct balance is. :) it's all about the liquidity.

[TyroneK(prettypretty)]

I think I end up giving everyone the 3-d onceover, so it starts with the general facial structure and then goes to parts I'd rather not specify.

[Adaon]

Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@May 7 2003, 06:55 PM
oh yeah, how much make up she has on.  i hate chicks with mad make up.  fucking cake on your shirt when your close and shit.
I hate that too....esp if you just meet them , and they went thru some crap and they need to cry to someone and they cry on you, cuz you look friendly..... <_< .....had that happen before......she turned stalker after that......mad serious.....she even switched shoulders after one for all wet and crap......and she left "snail trails" (snot trails) along my shoulders.....our mutual friends still won't let me live it down......silly woman...... <_<
speaking of crap that stays with you after the woman leaves the scene, voice IS a big deal too.....especially if it's like fran drescher style and all whining about their lives......."wah wah wah................." I mean sheesh..... <_<

[iris]

Originally posted by FrozenPizza@May 7 2003, 01:01 AM
i check how much she has in her purse first before checking out the legs
:lol: I miss Hubie. I lure him with twinkies.

[mrazntre]

T & A

[kasia]

Originally posted by mrazntre@May 7 2003, 10:26 PM
T & A
teeth and ass? then fob girls are out for sure.

[DragonKnight]

Originally posted by kasia@May 8 2003, 12:57 AM
teeth and ass? then fob girls are out for sure.
Lolz! :lol:

Oh well, luckily this one girl I dated (who was from HK) had a nice set of teeth and a decent ass. She also had a slightly darker skin tone (aka, not start pale). She also had the nicest hair. *Sigh*...the memories. :)

[Fireblade]

Originally posted by Adaon@May 7 2003, 09:53 PM
speaking of crap that stays with you after the woman leaves the scene, voice IS a big deal too.....especially if it's like fran drescher style and all whining about their lives......."wah wah wah................." I mean sheesh..... <_<
Yea, voice is a big deal. Walked up to a really hot hot chick once, until she opened her mouth and started talking. Her voice annoyed me to no end. I got so turned off, I ended up saying "oh shoot, I forgot something. Talk to you later" and walked away. I hate high-pitched whiney, annoying voices.

[YuheiCarreau]

Usually I don't find voices to be a problem, but the way a person speaks is really important. Like those girls... That always trail off... And make every sentence seem like a half-hearted question?

[DragonKnight]

Originally posted by Fireblade@May 8 2003, 07:45 AM
Yea, voice is a big deal. Walked up to a really hot hot chick once, until she opened her mouth and started talking. Her voice annoyed me to no end. I got so turned off, I ended up saying "oh shoot, I forgot something. Talk to you later" and walked away. I hate high-pitched whiney, annoying voices.
Heh, almost forgot about that. Annoying high pitched voices...ack. :gross:

Though one time one of my friends wanted to introduce this fione ass girl to me. Asian, nice bod, nice face...except one thing.

He busted out, "when you talk to her on the phone, you'll know what I mean."

I was like, "Aww hell naw, that ish ain't gonna freak me out."

So he called her up and got me on.

In the lowest voice I have ever heard on a human being, "Hi Rich."

Mind you this isn't some sexy low, it's like LOW...

I mouth the words to my friend, "Oh my f*ckin gawd..."

Yah, I freaked out. But we talked and later met up face to face. It wasn't a joke, her voice REALLY was low. Oh well, she turned out to be cool and we became friends for a time. But man, I'll never forget that time I first heard her. *Brrr...*

[ShortNBitter]

oh yeah, how much make up she has on. i hate chicks with mad make up. fucking cake on your shirt when your close and shit.

o yea ur totally right. i mean u can wear makeup, but u shouldnt look like a fuckin clown or mime or something. thats just nasty.

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by ShortNBitter@May 8 2003, 06:22 PM

o yea ur totally right. i mean u can wear makeup, but u shouldnt look like a fuckin clown or mime or something. thats just nasty.
or when you're slow dancing, she's resting her head on your shoulder and you're wearing an expensive shirt. you don't realize it till the next day since it's on the shoulder of your shirt.

"woman, thats a zegna you caked on!"

[applehead]

make up comes off.
it's not her fault.

[Uncle Tat]

Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@May 8 2003, 06:38 PM
Originally posted by ShortNBitter@May 8 2003, 06:22 PM

o yea ur totally right. i mean u can wear makeup, but u shouldnt look like a fuckin clown or mime or something. thats just nasty.
or when you're slow dancing, she's resting her head on your shoulder and you're wearing an expensive shirt. you don't realize it till the next day since it's on the shoulder of your shirt.

"woman, thats a zegna you caked on!"
y3ah fugly b4bes ohuld knoqwtheirplace ands tay fuglY ijst3ad oF trying to mask tehir ufgliness w1th makeup and fake cakes

[himura-dono]

Originally posted by applehead@May 8 2003, 03:52 PM
make up comes off.
it's not her fault.
did we ask her to put it on? :rolleyes:

i've had two occurences where i go to pick up a girl, and i've told her to go back and wash all that junk covering up her beauty. 1 thought i was being an asshole and got out. the other got out, washed it all off, and came back all pretty, happy, and high off an ego boost.

[AznYam]

i think voice is really important becasue you're gonna have to listen to her alot if it gets serious. i remember this one girl, she was alright looking short petite but she had the greatest voice. i was never attracted to her until i spoke to her one day. and when my gf gets sick and speaks in that raspy sultry something something itsh nice. makes me want to stroke it. really good really really good.

[Nightworlder]

Well, if the girl acts snotty like she knows she's all that and is self absorbed, she suddenly becomes blank on my radar screen, and to hell with her looks even, I could care less if she's a international pop star!. It's just a turn off for me. Not that I'm deep or anything, I'm actually pretty shallow sometimes, it's just that I get sickened by some people who act as though they're the center of the universe. Cos I am that center. If I miraculously forced myself to stick in there, it'd just provolk me to have rough sex with her for being such a snobby biatch.

[Adaon]

Originally posted by applehead@May 8 2003, 03:52 PM
make up comes off.
it's not her fault.
honestly now, bobo.....if a girl is going out with a guy, must mean she respects him in some way (haha)....and if she didn't wanna attract his attention she wouldn't be with him......and if I had a worse case scenario make up case I'd do what Rick did too.....stinking heck, if I wanted to go out with a clown I would.....i'd rather just have the girl without makeup.....who the hell is she trying to impress then? lol, i mean if you can't look nice without makeup, makeup won't help you a whole hell of a lot.

[amietron]

Originally posted by Adaon@May 9 2003, 10:29 AM
and if I had a worse case scenario make up case I'd do what Rick did too.....stinking heck, if I wanted to go out with a clown I would.....i'd rather just have the girl without makeup.....who the hell is she trying to impress then? lol, i mean if you can't look nice without makeup, makeup won't help you a whole hell of a lot.
awwww. you guys are sweet.

[amietron]

wait. what about her laugh? many of you have mentioned voice, but isn't laugh just as important? obnoxious laugh is a no-go for me.

[Fireblade]

Originally posted by amietron@May 9 2003, 10:50 AM
wait. what about her laugh? many of you have mentioned voice, but isn't laugh just as important? obnoxious laugh is a no-go for me.
Annoying laughs piss me off too. But if her personality is alright, I'll put up with it. Depends on the person I guess.

[Nightworlder]

I think it's kinda cute if a hot girl has a wierd/funny/obnoxious laugh. Gives her character.

[angelwiththesword]

http://www.angelfire.com/boybands/slicedcheese/images/smgeye.jpg

the eyes

[CrX3183]

the first thing that catches my attention are her eyes...

[sOKaLiBoY]

Originally posted by Nightworlder@May 9 2003, 12:00 PM
I think it's kinda cute if a hot girl has a wierd/funny/obnoxious laugh. Gives her character.
a cute laugh is something i can stand. a obnoxious laugh is a total turn-off. i hate girls that laugh at almost everything....soooo annoying.

[angelwiththesword]

Originally posted by sOKaLiBoY@May 9 2003, 12:29 PM
a cute laugh is something i can stand. a obnoxious laugh is a total turn-off. i hate girls that laugh at almost everything....soooo annoying.
yeah

bubbliness is kinda...weird

[MellowDrama]

Originally posted by DragonKnight@May 8 2003, 12:28 PM
Heh, almost forgot about that. Annoying high pitched voices...ack. :gross:

Though one time one of my friends wanted to introduce this fione ass girl to me. Asian, nice bod, nice face...except one thing.

He busted out, "when you talk to her on the phone, you'll know what I mean."

I was like, "Aww hell naw, that ish ain't gonna freak me out."

So he called her up and got me on.

In the lowest voice I have ever heard on a human being, "Hi Rich."

Mind you this isn't some sexy low, it's like LOW...

I mouth the words to my friend, "Oh my f*ckin gawd..."

Yah, I freaked out. But we talked and later met up face to face. It wasn't a joke, her voice REALLY was low. Oh well, she turned out to be cool and we became friends for a time. But man, I'll never forget that time I first heard her. *Brrr...*
Whut about the girls with the minnie mouse / daisy duck voice? Y'know what I mean right? It gets on my nerves really quick.

[sOKaLiBoY]

Originally posted by MellowDrama@May 9 2003, 03:08 PM
Originally posted by DragonKnight@May 8 2003, 12:28 PM
Heh, almost forgot about that.&nbsp; Annoying high pitched voices...ack. :gross:

Though one time one of my friends wanted to introduce this fione ass girl to me.&nbsp; Asian, nice bod, nice face...except one thing.

He busted out, "when you talk to her on the phone, you'll know what I mean."&nbsp;

I was like, "Aww hell naw, that ish ain't gonna freak me out."&nbsp;

So he called her up and got me on.

In the lowest voice I have ever heard on a human being, "Hi Rich."

Mind you this isn't some sexy low, it's like LOW...

I mouth the words to my friend, "Oh my f*ckin gawd..."

Yah, I freaked out.&nbsp; But we talked and later met up face to face.&nbsp; It wasn't a joke, her voice REALLY was low.&nbsp; Oh well, she turned out to be cool and we became friends for a time.&nbsp; But man, I'll never forget that time I first heard her.&nbsp; *Brrr...*
Whut about the girls with the minnie mouse / daisy duck voice? Y'know what I mean right? It gets on my nerves really quick.
man my brother's ex-wife had a minnie mouse voice. it drove me nuts. luckly i don't see or hear her anymore

[igcognito]

I usually notice, eyes, then lips and later thighs, but it all goes to shame when she has BAD TEETH. AAAHHH :gross:

[Commando_turned_MD]

Boobies.........Boobies..............then ass...then voice.....and finally eyes

[deez nuts]

how exotic she looks.

exotic looking orientals are poppin fresh. especially the oriental women that can almost pass as latin women. not flip though. i don't like flip or flip looking girls, they're generally too dark. i like em light skinned or slightly tanned (like a couple of hues darker than me is acceptable).

now that shit catches my eye.

[TyroneK(prettypretty)]

I'm with CSB. I like the "orientul gurls" who look like China dolls. They're small and hairless with slanty eyes. They don't look you straight in the eye like impertinent western women do. They know who's boss and will treat you like a man should be treated.

[Hiroshi2]

*edited*

[JohnAD]

Originally posted by pipSy@May 6 2003, 08:35 PM
i check out their boobs.
i like women with nice boobs.
then lips. luscious lips. and legs
long-push-them-over-her-head
legs. and grabbable ankles.
Damn...what she said :)

John.

[JohnAD]

Originally posted by VBKao@May 10 2003, 04:15 PM
I'm with CSB. I like the "orientul gurls" who look like China dolls. They're small and hairless with slanty eyes. They don't look you straight in the eye like impertinent western women do. They know who's boss and will treat you like a man should be treated.
Uhhh...with a smack upside the head?

John.

[deez nuts]

also her height. 5'5 to 5'8 give or take an inch or so. ideally 5'7-5'8'ish.

not attracted to short chicks. really short chicks freak me out. short chicks with 4-5" platform kicks are just flat out ridiculous and gross.

[Hiroshi2]

If they're short, that makes me feel like I can dominate them.......um, that can be taken a lot of ways, I suppose ;)

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by Hiroshi2@May 11 2003, 03:10 PM
If they're short, that makes me feel like I can dominate them.......um, that can be taken a lot of ways, I suppose ;)
applaud that man. he keeps it real.

[YuheiCarreau]

This one time my roommates and I were sittin' around talking. The two of them had been drinking, but I was completely sober. Apropos of nothing, my roommate Hubert (who is about 5'6" or 7") said, "Tall girls are great! They can reach stuff!" :lol: :lol: :lol:


"You guys don't understand what it's like having to jump for everything!"

[applehead]

Originally posted by himura-dono@May 9 2003, 01:21 AM
Originally posted by applehead@May 8 2003, 03:52 PM
make up comes off.
it's not her fault.
did we ask her to put it on? :rolleyes:

i've had two occurences where i go to pick up a girl, and i've told her to go back and wash all that junk covering up her beauty. 1 thought i was being an asshole and got out. the other got out, washed it all off, and came back all pretty, happy, and high off an ego boost.
like she put on the make up for YOU guys.
ooooooh puhleeeeezeeeeee.

[himura-dono]

oh you're right, i shoudn't have assumed she was putting it on to make herself more "beautiful" <translation: fooglay> which would then be seen as the traditional belief women always have about prettying their ooglay faces. some call pancake "accentuating". wtf is accentuating about covering your face up? then i forgot to assume meena or another woman would spit out the long expected response when confronted and they know a man has em by the fake eyelashes and nails "like she put on the make up for YOU guys." :rolleyes:


thanks meena...thank you for educating me on me being a pig and assuming women do it for me and not for themselves. i must not know how empowering it is to cover up my face and paint on a new one :rolleyes:

[applehead]

well... i'm just sayin.
rich this discussion can go on forever.

[SunWuKong]

it's all good. a girl can put on as much makeup as she wants as far as i'm concerned. because chances are, if she's using a lot of makeup, she'd be worse without any makeup. so keep that shit on.

[applehead]

yeah. rad's not picky.

[SunWuKong]

CHO!

[applehead]

i don't think she's all that ugly either.

[ChinaLama]

Originally posted by SunWuKung@May 15 2003, 05:16 AM
CHO!
Cho is not half bad looking in some of those ads. doesn't look as fat as on All American Girl.

[mr. x]

face if i dont know her. Once i get to know her, if i love her personality she could have a fat ass or flat chest and i wont care

[mr. x]

in meena's case, the first thing i noticed was her text, and after that, a vague blurred half of her face

[applehead]

Originally posted by mr. x@May 15 2003, 04:49 PM
face if i dont know her. Once i get to know her, if i love her personality she could have a fat ass or flat chest and i wont care
what about a fat ass AND a flat chest?

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by applehead@May 15 2003, 10:08 PM
what about a fat ass AND a flat chest?
at least she has the b00tay...one out of two ain't bad.

hahahahaha

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by mr. x@May 15 2003, 07:49 PM
in meena's case, the first thing i noticed was her text, and after that, a vague blurred half of her face
quit scoping on my woman, junior.

[mr. x]

Originally posted by applehead@May 15 2003, 07:08 PM
what about a fat ass AND a flat chest?
ill just have her get an operation to invert it!