Yellowworld Pageant!

[iris]

The girls of YW should hold a YW Male Pageant to find the sexiest biatch of YW.

Who feels pretty tonight?

Which one of your fabulous males will be the first "Mr. Yellowworld?"

Nominations ladies?

[himura-dono]

i don't feel none of the guys here...now some of the girls...i could do that. :D

[golden_buns]

wait a minute. This isn't a fair deal if YOU fine ladies don't hold a YW female bikiny pageant contest.

[ChinaLama]

I am way too sexy for people to understand or appreciate, so I understand not winning.

*yes i'm in denial phase*

[golden_buns]

Originally posted by ChinaLama@Apr 22 2003, 09:19 PM
I am way too sexy for people to understand or appreciate, so I understand not winning.

*yes i'm in denial phase*
I'll call you Mac Daddy if you post pics of you striping while paying the mammal song.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

i'd do it, but you'd hafta gimme a week to prepare

no more ice cream for a week....just double cheeseburgers for protein and nuthin else! ^^

[ChinaLama]

mammal song? dunno it.

don't have a dig camera either.

[thaite]

C'mon, ChinaLama, you know it -- you and me baby ain't nuthin' but mammals...

This is my favorite Karaoke tune.

Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket, like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it...

[golden_buns]

Originally posted by thaite@Apr 22 2003, 10:00 PM
C'mon, ChinaLama -- you and me baby ain't nuthin' but mammals...
shut up slut, post more pics of you and I'll sing it. I think pipsy is gonna join you

[applehead]

Originally posted by thaite@Apr 22 2003, 10:00 PM
-- you and me baby ain't nuthin' but mammals...


so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel~

[ChinaLama]

Originally posted by golden_buns@Apr 23 2003, 06:03 AM
shut up slut, post more pics of you and I'll sing it. I think pipsy is gonna join you
my beauty like a greek god's may blind people w its dazzling radiance.

[teaz0r]

http://pressurize.net/images/yw/turbs.jpg

i love my hunny.

thong contest.

[applehead]

for some reason. the bare asses above are tolerable.
how does this relate to the thread though?

[teaz0r]

Originally posted by applehead@Apr 23 2003, 01:55 PM
for some reason. the bare asses above are tolerable.
how does this relate to the thread though?
i apologize. i thought "thong contest" was pretty clear.

iris wants a male yw pageant.
the other guy wants a bikini pageant.
i want a thong pageant.

[moschikat]

who's the boy???

[golden_buns]

Originally posted by ChinaLama@Apr 22 2003, 10:48 PM
my beauty like a greek god's may blind people w its dazzling radiance.
wear a red thong and I'm sure you will

[applehead]

don't ya know?
all thong clad men are banned from YW.
rightly so.

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by iris@Apr 22 2003, 11:26 PM
The girls of YW should hold a YW Male Pageant to find the sexiest biatch of YW.

Who feels pretty tonight?

Which one of your fabulous males will be the first "Mr. Yellowworld?"

Nominations ladies?
you're so overbearing and demanding.

you make me feel like a piece of meat. i ain't no biatch! plus you squashed my dreams of YWGGW..

we are so over...over i say...O-V-E-R.

stay in st. louis, woman!

[Uncle Tat]

Why do people start and post in these sort of threads knowing that it will never come to fruition?

Is the speculation fun or something?

Or maybe someone will actually post a pic? :blink:

[amietron]

I nominate our webmaster and pops.

[Fireblade]

Adaon should go up. He's up for the superstardom known as YW's most sexy male.

Me... I'm ugly... :cry:

So forth my friend, and spread the good cheer that is your face! :lol:

[Adaon]

Originally posted by Fireblade@Apr 23 2003, 10:31 AM
Adaon should go up. He's up for the superstardom known as YW's most sexy male.

Me... I'm ugly... :cry:

So forth my friend, and spread the good cheer that is your face! :lol:
I'll keeeeeellllll you clint.....keeeel you dead!! :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

[Fireblade]

Originally posted by Adaon@Apr 23 2003, 10:53 AM
Originally posted by Fireblade@Apr 23 2003, 10:31 AM
Adaon should go up. He's up for the superstardom known as YW's most sexy male.

Me... I'm ugly...  :cry:

So forth my friend, and spread the good cheer that is your face!  :lol:
I'll keeeeeellllll you clint.....keeeel you dead!! :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:
come on dood.. last time you posted up your pic, hella girls said you had nice legs. NICE LEGS....

imagine if you posted up a nice pic of yourself. Dood, you'd have all the female's heart to yourself.

me... I'd have a dark corner to crawl to every night... I call it my bed. :cry:

[Adaon]

come on dood.. last time you posted up your pic, hella girls said you had nice legs. NICE LEGS....

                        imagine if you posted up a nice pic of yourself. Dood, you'd have all the female's heart to yourself.

                        me... I'd have a dark corner to crawl to every night... I call it my bed.


*starts sharpening chopsticks* eh? what were you saying?....keep talking so I can hear where your voice is coming from.......

[lethal]

So Pat and Clint are volunteering.

[Fireblade]

I'm not volunteering.... I'm Fugly.

But Pat's got it all. :D

*starts to wear a wok as a shield*

[Chris]

Originally posted by Fireblade@Apr 23 2003, 11:57 AM
Originally posted by Adaon@Apr 23 2003, 10:53 AM
Originally posted by Fireblade@Apr 23 2003, 10:31 AM
Adaon should go up. He's up for the superstardom known as YW's most sexy male.

Me... I'm ugly... :cry:

So forth my friend, and spread the good cheer that is your face! :lol:
I'll keeeeeellllll you clint.....keeeel you dead!! :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:
come on dood.. last time you posted up your pic, hella girls said you had nice legs. NICE LEGS....

imagine if you posted up a nice pic of yourself. Dood, you'd have all the female's heart to yourself.

me... I'd have a dark corner to crawl to every night... I call it my bed. :cry:
heehe I seen both of you. Give yourself some credit.

Im volunteering both of you.

hahahah and you guys don't know where i live puhahahaha :dance:

[Adaon]

Originally posted by tazadar@Apr 23 2003, 11:29 AM
Pat got my vote. The can shot did it for me.
-spits out his soda in surprise-

Dang man, dun scare me like that. :lol:

And Chris, if you don't remember....my friend drove you to your house...I DO know where you live....unless you moved out.....then NERTZ....^_^

[himura-dono]

Originally posted by applehead@Apr 22 2003, 10:55 PM
for some reason. the bare asses above are tolerable.
how does this relate to the thread though?
those asses are fully clothed.

[Adaon]

Oh yeah, I nominate Rick, Nick, Andy, Vic, Rad, Steve, Hube, Richard, Eric, Eugene, Jing, Tat, Clinton.......

[iris]

I nominate this sexy slut:


http://www.slantedeyes.com/picserve/goodpic1.jpg


our very own admin - Radford, Monkey King.

[ChinaLama]

how come rad always looks better in these pics than in real life? is rad using a body double? i wouldn't even DREAM of competing against the dude shown in this thread.

[deez nuts]

why is his hand always on his face? going for the angst look and motif?

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by Adaon@Apr 23 2003, 08:40 PM
Oh yeah, I nominate Rick, Nick, Andy, Vic, Rad, Steve, Hube, Richard, Eric, Eugene, Jing, Tat, Clinton.......
i'm not posting my pic...you guys will drop a dime on me so fast to america's most wanted and collect the reward money...backstabbing asians.

[TyroneK(prettypretty)]

Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Apr 24 2003, 06:48 AM
why is his hand always on his face? going for the angst look and motif?
That's how all triad members pose for photos.

[SunWuKong]

Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Apr 24 2003, 07:48 AM
why is his hand always on his face? going for the angst look and motif?
yeah that's my pretentious pose.

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by SunWuKung@Apr 24 2003, 10:43 AM
yeah that's my pretentious pose.
it also says "word up sl00t! i don't wanna know your name. i just wanna BANG......BANG.........BANG!"
chicks dig it.

i vote for rad...since nobody else has the cajones to post their pics (including, yours truly). and the other d00d looked like a trannie in transistion.

[applehead]

Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Apr 24 2003, 08:07 AM
and the other d00d looked like a trannie in transistion.
eh?
who?


Rad looks fantabulous!!

[ChinaLama]

definitely. rad p0wns us. he's the monkey KING.

[Chris]

Originally posted by iris@Apr 23 2003, 11:22 PM
I nominate this sexy slut:


http://www.slantedeyes.com/picserve/goodpic1.jpg


our very own admin - Radford, Monkey King.
I agreed. He got my vote!

[SunWuKong]

<_<

don't you people think you should see some other people before you vote for the pic that meena and iris insist on posting?

[TyroneK(prettypretty)]

Hey Taz, since people know you're actually a guy now, can I post your pic up?

[deez nuts]

rad! i figured out how to do your pose, today. i was smoking and had to scratch my eyebrows, my other hand was occupied, so i scratched my brows with my hand holding the stoge.

and voila...i thought to myself: whoop, there it is!

[Fireblade]

chris, pat...

i humblely withdraw from this competition, since i would do nothing but crack all the screens of the computers if my picture was posted. so for the safety of all members, i'll give my position of the competition to the very one person i nominated.

patrick, accept and go prance your visage around you slut!!! :lol:

chris, you can go up there too... but i'm sure someone else has nominated you.

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by Fireblade@Apr 25 2003, 01:02 PM


chris, you can go up there too... but i'm sure someone else has nominated you.
chris already made a push for the swimsuit round with that old shirtless avatar of his. some of us would not want to relive it, again.

my boloney has a first name. it's o-s-c-a-r..................

push ups or hit the flat bench, son. it'll shape those suckers up.

[Adaon]

Originally posted by Fireblade@Apr 25 2003, 10:02 AM
chris, pat...

i humblely withdraw from this competition, since i would do nothing but crack all the screens of the computers if my picture was posted. so for the safety of all members, i'll give my position of the competition to the very one person i nominated.

patrick, accept and go prance your visage around you slut!!! :lol:

chris, you can go up there too... but i'm sure someone else has nominated you.
You ass, you already posed your pic before as your avatar, so what crack are YOU smoking?! Post your self back up cuz I KNOW you still have those pics of yourself, you vain fool.

[purezero]

That picture of Rad is rather sexy.

But in the end, y'all are sexy in my book. ;)

Hehe. I second Clint and Vic.

Pat, too. HA!

*doesn't care if she's not qualified to make the call* :dance:

[Xishi]

Oh my gosh like...YEAH...

SWK..that pic looks good...

More more...!! :D

[Adaon]

Originally posted by ti12amisu@Apr 28 2003, 07:18 PM
That picture of Rad is rather sexy.

But in the end, y'all are sexy in my book. ;)

Hehe. I second Clint and Vic.

Pat, too. HA!

*doesn't care if she's not qualified to make the call* :dance:
You're jail bait and my adopted kid sister......no qualifications.....

Other people disqualified to make the call of nominating me into the pageant:

Meena - She's my noona, she's biased to hell and back ;)
Kasie - cuz I'm her Xiao Mei Mei, and therefore she is biased to Kalamazoo and back. <_<
Iris - Because she's my jei jei, and well cuz she still has SARS :huh:
Jaime - Cuz she still aint' driving yet and therefore we can't go frog throwing and crap. :lol:
Rick - cuz I know he'd be a punk somehow and try to put me up there through some sort of rigging :o
Richard - because he scares me like that :unsure:
Clinton - I already went over this...JUST DIE... :pissed:

[mr. x]

lets see "it" meana...

[Adaon]

Originally posted by tazadar@Apr 29 2003, 11:29 PM
Originally posted by Adaon@Apr 29 2003, 05:22 PM
You're jail bait and my adopted kid sister......no qualifications.....

Other people disqualified to make the call of nominating me into the pageant:

Don't worry about, Pat. I think Rad pretty much is the winner by default.
pretty much, unless you wanna try for it?:P

[BeTheReds]

Well I'm in too, but I think I am going to lose since I am not too popular around here.
http://eugene.whong.org/eugepics/cali.gifhttp://eugene.whong.org/eugepics/kpics/womens.jpg

[TyroneK(prettypretty)]

For the talent portion of this pageant, I would like to do a rendition of Bonnie Tyler's "Total Eclipse of the Heart."

[teaz0r]

i love edward norton.

[Fireblade]

Originally posted by Adaon@Apr 29 2003, 05:22 PM
Clinton - I already went over this...JUST DIE... :pissed:
Ok, but by default you take up the YW Pageant. Come on sexy-boy! You know you love the spotlight! hahahaha :D

[deez nuts]

i personally thought the pic of you sitting on the bowl reading a paper was a classic.

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by BeTheReds@Apr 30 2003, 04:32 AM
Well I'm in too, but I think I am going to lose since I am not too popular around here.

it's cool. i hate everyone here, equally. you definitely get points for the picture with the chickies. you'd win it in my book, if you banged one of them.

[purezero]

Originally posted by Adaon@Apr 29 2003, 06:22 PM
Originally posted by ti12amisu@Apr 28 2003, 07:18 PM
That picture of Rad is rather sexy.

But in the end, y'all are sexy in my book. ;)

Hehe. I second Clint and Vic.

Pat, too. HA!

*doesn't care if she's not qualified to make the call* :dance:
You're jail bait and my adopted kid sister......no qualifications.....

Other people disqualified to make the call of nominating me into the pageant:

Meena - She's my noona, she's biased to hell and back ;)
Kasie - cuz I'm her Xiao Mei Mei, and therefore she is biased to Kalamazoo and back. <_<
Iris - Because she's my jei jei, and well cuz she still has SARS :huh:
Jaime - Cuz she still aint' driving yet and therefore we can't go frog throwing and crap. :lol:
Rick - cuz I know he'd be a punk somehow and try to put me up there through some sort of rigging :o
Richard - because he scares me like that :unsure:
Clinton - I already went over this...JUST DIE... :pissed:
you stink. fine.

DON'T PICK PAT. HE'S A MEANIE. HE PICKS ON PEOPLE (aka me!) HE'S A PUNK. I COULD TAKE HIM ANYDAY. *shakes fist*

:lol:

[Adaon]

Originally posted by Fireblade@Apr 30 2003, 07:15 AM
Ok, but by default you take up the YW Pageant. Come on sexy-boy! You know you love the spotlight! hahahaha :D
-stab- WHY -stab- WON'T -stab- YOU -stab- DIE?!! -stab- :ph34r:

CSB....I could barely sit up when i was taking that pic. It was uncomfortable knowing I was showing so much leg to a friend who would never appreciate it. (the camera person) :( :rolleyes:

And BRAT.....-shakes his fist harder-

[purezero]

But Nick should post pixers anyway. :D THE HATS! THE HATS!

[Adaon]

AIYA!! Bad hair day anyways!! no pics!! not even with the hats. I know where you go to school, wong!! -shakes his fist at Cal's general direction-

[tapestrybabe]

Originally posted by ChinaLama@Apr 23 2003, 01:28 AM
mammal song? dunno it.

don't have a dig camera either.
hey,
you can always borrow mine...
you can also make a little video clip with it also...

^.~

[Uncle Tat]

Kinda funny that this has run for FIVE pages and BeTheReds is the only one who has posted a pic up....

[tapestrybabe]

Originally posted by Uncle Tat@May 31 2003, 07:58 PM
Kinda funny that this has run for FIVE pages and BeTheReds is the only one who has posted a pic up....
i think the rest of them...
they're just a little shy...
thats all...

[ChinaLama]

Originally posted by tapestrybabe@Jun 1 2003, 12:56 AM
i think the rest of them...
they're just a little shy...
thats all...
the rest of us are fugly. we hire body doubles to represent ourselves in RL.

[Fireblade]

Originally posted by ChinaLama@May 31 2003, 07:35 PM
Originally posted by tapestrybabe@Jun 1 2003, 12:56 AM
i think the rest of them...
they're just a little shy...
thats all...
the rest of us are fugly. we hire body doubles to represent ourselves in RL.
Yes. Very Ugly we YW Men are. Except for Adaon. :D

[DragonKnight]

Originally posted by Fireblade@Jun 1 2003, 01:49 AM
Yes. Very Ugly we YW Men are.
Darn, that would explain why I haven't had a girlfriend for 2 yrs now. <_<

[Azn Retribution]

hmM why not. Im in :D