Stinky feet on Asians?

[BeTheReds]

Even tho I lean heavily towards my Asian side I have always noticed that many Asians, especially Asian Americans have some of the stinkiest rankiest feet on earth. Maybe my superior genes which give me the best of both worrlds make me immune to having stinky feet, but seriously, all you people smell your feet now! Are your feet stinky. Most likely i'd say yes! Maybe it's because asians take their shoes off before entering the house, and my mexican friend told me that in America asian houses have floors made of pig feces. It supposedly brings longevity or some other good yingyang stuff.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Fuck you, you half-breed hayter piece of shit. You obviously know nothing about being Asian because you are only half and will always just be half!!! The absurdity of your words is overwhelming. Asians have got to be the best-smelling race in the world. I have smelled my own feet on countless occasions and lemme tell you I could not smell pig feces at all even though admittedly I was born with nose allergies so one of my nostrils is always blocked. Stop trying to out-Asian us because you will never be like us. Fuck you and ur sell-out father too!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The only thing worse than being a complete FOB is to be half FOB and half cracker.

FULLBLOODED ASIANAMERICANS UNITE

[tommyhtown]

now you are giving me a new complex :) btw, I just smelled my feet. They smell nice 'cause I use scented lotion. I also wear slipper around the house.

[BeTheReds]

Originally posted by FrozenPizza@Apr 22 2003, 06:31 AM
I have smelled my own feet on countless occasions and lemme tell you I could not smell pig feces at all
Well why would you? When your floor smells like pig feces, you're gonna smell pig feces 24/7, so you must be used to it.

Besides, you are chinese, the stinkiest of all asians. Why don't you go back to China where you can make money selling the pig shit on your feet to go into noodles or something.

And bring me back some 5 dollar sucky sucky while you are at it.

I heard asian girls are really good at sex. My iranian sheep herder friend told me, but let me check out his response to my email about it.

[BeTheReds]

Originally posted by tommyhtown@Apr 22 2003, 06:34 AM
now you are giving me a new complex :)  btw, I just smelled my feet.  They smell nice 'cause I use scented lotion.  I also wear slipper around the house.
Whitewashed twinkie sellout!

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Well why would you? When your floor smells like pig feces, you're gonna smell pig feces 24/7, so you must be used to it.

Besides, you are chinese, the stinkiest of all asians. Why don't you go back to China where you can make money selling the pig shit on your feet to go into noodles or something.

And bring me back some 5 dollar sucky sucky while you are at it.

I heard asian girls are really good at sex.

Chinese the stinkiest of all Asians?? You are Korean, wait, not even full Korean. You are half-Korean. Koreans are a half-assed group, which would make you half half-assed. Don't bite the hand of the nation that made Korea what it is!!! Don't forget that you guys also use Chinese characters in your writing, which I hafta say is much better looking than Hangul because it has way more squiggles and therefore looks much more complicated and bad-ass. Look at all the shirts that white people are wearing these days. Do you see any Hangul shirts around? Didn't think so. White people are ripping off OUR culture! Not yours! hahahaha

5 dollar sucky?? Please. We are more efficient than that. Try 2 dollar. Our Chinese women get more customers a day than any other women ever will so we can afford to charge less and still maximize our revenue.

[BeTheReds]

Originally posted by FrozenPizza@Apr 22 2003, 06:40 AM
Well why would you? When your floor smells like pig feces, you're gonna smell pig feces 24/7, so you must be used to it.

Besides, you are chinese, the stinkiest of all asians. Why don't you go back to China where you can make money selling the pig shit on your feet to go into noodles or something.

And bring me back some 5 dollar sucky sucky while you are at it.

I heard asian girls are really good at sex.

Chinese the stinkiest of all Asians?? You are Korean, wait, not even full Korean. You are half-Korean. Koreans are a half-assed group, which would make you half half-assed. Don't bite the hand of the nation that made Korea what it is!!! Don't forget that you guys also use Chinese characters in your writing, which I hafta say is much better looking than Hangul because it has way more squiggles and therefore looks much more complicated and bad-ass. Look at all the shirts that white people are wearing these days. Do you see any Hangul shirts around? Didn't think so. White people are ripping off OUR culture! Not yours! hahahaha

5 dollar sucky?? Please. We are more efficient than that. Try 2 dollar. Our Chinese women get more customers a day than any other women ever will so we can afford to charge less and still maximize our revenue.
Okay well all i gots to say is who's team is still looking for its first world cup goal?

We pretty much proved what a great and powerful nation we are in the world cup. Since we won in soccer, every nation in the world is gonna want to trade with us and will look up to us in terms of culture, music, and food. They will also give their hot youung women to us so that they can get kickass soccer genes.

Korea will be the next superpower. The worldcup is clear clear proof!

And hangul is much better than Kanjis. look at china, alll using kanjis. What's the literacy rate? somewhere around 60%

What's korea's? 99%

And korea's population is 1% chinese, so you know who is the ones who cant read.

back to the pig feces floors, my argentinian nazi excon friend says that its true because he used to live in belgium with a guy who went to thailand before. Ireefutable proof!

[YuheiCarreau]

Koreans are the stinkiest Asians, everyone knows this. It's all that damn Kimchee they eat; starts comin' out the pores and then everything smells like it.

Not that the Chinese are much better, of course

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Originally posted by BeTheReds@Apr 21 2003, 10:47 PM
Originally posted by FrozenPizza@Apr 22 2003, 06:40 AM
Well why would you? When your floor smells like pig feces, you're gonna smell pig feces 24/7, so you must be used to it.

Besides, you are chinese, the stinkiest of all asians. Why don't you go back to China where you can make money selling the pig shit on your feet to go into noodles or something.

And bring me back some 5 dollar sucky sucky while you are at it.

I heard asian girls are really good at sex.

Chinese the stinkiest of all Asians?? You are Korean, wait, not even full Korean. You are half-Korean. Koreans are a half-assed group, which would make you half half-assed. Don't bite the hand of the nation that made Korea what it is!!! Don't forget that you guys also use Chinese characters in your writing, which I hafta say is much better looking than Hangul because it has way more squiggles and therefore looks much more complicated and bad-ass. Look at all the shirts that white people are wearing these days. Do you see any Hangul shirts around? Didn't think so. White people are ripping off OUR culture! Not yours! hahahaha

5 dollar sucky?? Please. We are more efficient than that. Try 2 dollar. Our Chinese women get more customers a day than any other women ever will so we can afford to charge less and still maximize our revenue.
Okay well all i gots to say is who's team is still looking for its first world cup goal?

We pretty much proved what a great and powerful nation we are in the world cup. Since we won in soccer, every nation in the world is gonna want to trade with us and will look up to us in terms of culture, music, and food. They will also give their hot youung women to us so that they can get kickass soccer genes.

Korea will be the next superpower. The worldcup is clear clear proof!

And hangul is much better than Kanjis. look at china, alll using kanjis. What's the literacy rate? somewhere around 60%

What's korea's? 99%

And korea's population is 1% chinese, so you know who is the ones who cant read.

back to the pig feces floors, my argentinian nazi excon friend says that its true because he used to live in belgium with a guy who went to thailand before. Ireefutable proof!
So you guys have a decent soccer team. I don't think anybody gives a shit about that except Koreans. Soccer is a pussy version of taekwondo (a pussy martial art in and of itself) for those guys that can't kick above knee level.

Chinese people don't need to learn how to read because we excel in other areas of life. While little Korean children are busy learning how to read, Chinese children are learning how to fetch water from their neighboring wells. You tell me which one is more important to one's survival, drinking water or learning how to read the sports page (which probably just talks about the Korean soccer team beating the shit out of the Chinese soccer team anyways, something nobody cares about).

BTW Don't make me laugh with ur support and advocation of Hangul. Hangul looks like a bunch of squares and circles and lines. I don't know whether I'm looking at Korean words or taking a fucking IQ test.

Korea's population is 1% Chinese because the only people who would ever want to live in that kim-chi infested place would be Koreans.

Don't call me biased because i have a shitload of Korean friends so therefore my ass is covered.

[tommyhtown]

Originally posted by BeTheReds@Apr 21 2003, 10:36 PM
Whitewashed twinkie sellout!
If a twinkie is whitewashed then it's white, right? Yippee!!!

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Originally posted by YuheiCarreau@Apr 21 2003, 10:51 PM
Koreans are the stinkiest Asians, everyone knows this. It's all that damn Kimchee they eat; starts comin' out the pores and then everything smells like it.

Not that the Chinese are much better, of course
Who are you to talk, you sushi-eating garbage bag? You guys can't even run your own teriyaki stores around here (not that Japanese food is good in the first place, esp. when compared to Chinese food), you got beat out by the Koreans (obviously not saying much, but anyways), which clearly shows just how incompetent you are. Kind of hard to talk big when you've got your lips engorged around the bulging shaft of the U.S.

[BeTheReds]

Originally posted by FrozenPizza@Apr 22 2003, 06:55 AM

So you guys have a decent soccer team. I don't think anybody gives a shit about that except Koreans. Soccer is a pussy version of taekwondo (a pussy martial art in and of itself) for those guys that can't kick above knee level.

Dude, did you see how italy totally worsiped us after we scored on their shitty team's ass?

And Taekwondo is the greatest martial art in the world. It was created in Tangun 3625 so it clearly precedes any other martial art. Kung-Fu and Karate are offsprings of Tae Kwon Do, its obvious. In fact, the Japanese flag is basically the Korean flag minus the lines. They were so unoriginal. That proves how forward thinking and brave koreans are. And notice how all the good tekken players are Korean? It's clear ireefutable proof of how taekwondo skills can be applied to something useful!

Go fetch me some water, and fuckin.. wash your feet.

[BeTheReds]

Originally posted by YuheiCarreau@Apr 22 2003, 06:51 AM
Koreans are the stinkiest Asians, everyone knows this. It's all that damn Kimchee they eat; starts comin' out the pores and then everything smells like it.

Not that the Chinese are much better, of course
so, um your sister left her stinky pig shit smelling shoe at my place last night.

Tell her I gave it to Pat Morita, who used its essence to pour onto rice this morning for brakfast. Or maybe it was natto, but you know, natto, stinky feet, what's the difference?

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Originally posted by BeTheReds@Apr 21 2003, 11:05 PM
Originally posted by FrozenPizza@Apr 22 2003, 06:55 AM

So you guys have a decent soccer team.  I don't think anybody gives a shit about that except Koreans.  Soccer is a pussy version of taekwondo (a pussy martial art in and of itself) for those guys that can't kick above knee level.

Dude, did you see how italy totally worsiped us after we scored on their shitty team's ass?

And Taekwondo is the greatest martial art in the world. It was created in Tangun 3625 so it clearly precedes any other martial art. Kung-Fu and Karate are offsprings of Tae Kwon Do, its obvious. In fact, the Japanese flag is basically the Korean flag minus the lines. They were so unoriginal. That proves how forward thinking and brave koreans are. And notice how all the good tekken players are Korean? It's clear ireefutable proof of how taekwondo skills can be applied to something useful!

Go fetch me some water, and fuckin.. wash your feet.
Tekken was a garbage game not because the game designers were fucking retards on crack but because it featured Korean fighters. Everyone knows that taekwondo black belts get their shit owned by 5-year old girls because taekwondo is just a plain bullshit art period. If kung fu or karate is merely a branch from taekwondo as you say, let's just express our appreciation for the breakthroughs and hard work that went into the development of these arts since they had to work with less than dick-sucking rubbish to begin with.

Are you happy that Italy worships your soccer team? Italy is a country shaped like a fucking boot filled with pasta-slurping pussies and a language that sounds like wannabe-Spanish. Feeling proud of Italy's respect or admiration is like receiving the taller-than-Japanese award.

[ChinaLama]

ummm BTR, aren't you half-Irish? i mean the fucking micks REEK of ALCOHOL.

gooks and micks-- the drunks of their respective continents.

BTW not to toot my own horn, but shouldn't this be moved to rant?

[BeTheReds]

Originally posted by ChinaLama@Apr 22 2003, 07:11 AM
ummm BTR, aren't you half-Irish? i mean the fucking micks REEK of ALCOHOL.

gooks and micks-- the drunks of their respective continents.

BTW not to toot my own horn, but shouldn't this be moved to rant?
I'd rather smell like booze then have perpetual pig feces smelling feet.

And god dammit you racist motherfucker?

Didn't you know I am 50%Korean 25%Italian 12.5% German 6.25%Irish and 6.25% Dutch?


You're so totally insensitive to my heritage!
Fuck you and all those russian motherfuckers!

[BeTheReds]

Originally posted by FrozenPizza@Apr 22 2003, 07:11 AM

Tekken was a garbage game not because the game designers were fucking retards on crack but because it featured Korean fighters. Everyone knows that taekwondo black belts get their shit owned by 5-year old girls because taekwondo is just a plain bullshit art period. If kung fu or karate is merely a branch from taekwondo as you say, let's just express our appreciation for the breakthroughs and hard work that went into the development of these arts since they had to work with less than dick-sucking rubbish to begin with.

Are you happy that Italy worships your soccer team? Italy is a country shaped like a fucking boot filled with pasta-slurping pussies and a language that sounds like wannabe-Spanish. Feeling proud of Italy's respect or admiration is like receiving the taller-than-Japanese award.
Dude, So like you are saying that any game with korean fighters is a piece of shit? That is totaly not true!

http://eugene.whong.org/korea

That is clear proof! I spent my sophomore year of college proving how great korean fighters in games were, and that was a great way to spend my tuition!

And I'd rather have the taller than japanese award then the my feet smell like pig feces award.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Originally posted by BeTheReds@Apr 21 2003, 11:18 PM
Originally posted by FrozenPizza@Apr 22 2003, 07:11 AM

Tekken was a garbage game not because the game designers were fucking retards on crack but because it featured Korean fighters. Everyone knows that taekwondo black belts get their shit owned by 5-year old girls because taekwondo is just a plain bullshit art period. If kung fu or karate is merely a branch from taekwondo as you say, let's just express our appreciation for the breakthroughs and hard work that went into the development of these arts since they had to work with less than dick-sucking rubbish to begin with.

Are you happy that Italy worships your soccer team? Italy is a country shaped like a fucking boot filled with pasta-slurping pussies and a language that sounds like wannabe-Spanish. Feeling proud of Italy's respect or admiration is like receiving the taller-than-Japanese award.
Dude, So like you are saying that any game with korean fighters is a piece of shit? That is totaly not true!

http://eugene.whong.org/korea

That is clear proof! I spent my sophomore year of college proving how great korean fighters in games were, and that was a great way to spend my tuition!

And I'd rather have the taller than japanese award then the my feet smell like pig feces award.
Sorry I stand corrected. I didn't mean to say that all games with Korean fighters are a piece of shit. I meant to say that the Korean fighters in those games are pieces of shit because they are Korean.

Btw ur site is a piece of work...looks like it was made with crayons and day-old excrement. I think I could program better HTML if I jacked off to your mother's picture in one hand and randomly entered in keystrokes with the other.

Pig feces smells better than kimchi. Even my korean girlfriend told me that she'd rather kiss a man with breath that smelled of pigfeces over strong kimchi breath. Your own women are selling you out because you guys make shitty fighters and stank-ass food!

All Asian women are sellouts except for Chinese women.

[ChinaLama]

Originally posted by BeTheReds@Apr 22 2003, 07:15 AM
Originally posted by ChinaLama@Apr 22 2003, 07:11 AM
ummm BTR, aren't you half-Irish? i mean the fucking micks REEK of ALCOHOL.

gooks and micks-- the drunks of their respective continents.

BTW not to toot my own horn, but shouldn't this be moved to rant?
I'd rather smell like booze then have perpetual pig feces smelling feet.

And god dammit you racist motherfucker?

Didn't you know I am 50%Korean 25%Italian 12.5% German 6.25%Irish and 6.25% Dutch?

Fuck you and all those russian motherfuckers!
so, you're a mick, a kraut, a guinea, and a...damn don't know any slurs for dutch people. a cheese-plugging dyke-loving clogwearer! *feeble attempt*

pig feces are great. how else do you think we manage to fertilize enough farmland to even feed a decent portion of our population?

europeans and koreans on the other hand... let's just see where all the european countries are? trying to form a european union b/c their empire was smashed to pieces and their economies all suck and their populations are all dying out.

koreans-- i think hube can cover them better than me.



and please PLEASE don't associate me w/ russians. :(

[BeTheReds]

Originally posted by FrozenPizza@Apr 22 2003, 07:22 AM

Sorry I stand corrected. I didn't mean to say that all games with Korean fighters are a piece of shit. I meant to say that the Korean fighters in those games are pieces of shit because they are Korean.


That's it! I'm leaving Yelloworld! I can't take this criticism of people who choose to have differences in their personal life.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Originally posted by BeTheReds@Apr 21 2003, 11:27 PM
Originally posted by FrozenPizza@Apr 22 2003, 07:22 AM

Sorry I stand corrected. I didn't mean to say that all games with Korean fighters are a piece of shit. I meant to say that the Korean fighters in those games are pieces of shit because they are Korean.


That's it! I'm leaving Yelloworld! I can't take this criticism of people who choose to have differences in their personal life.
I don't understand why you are so upset. Leaving YW is not the answer. You must stay and participate in intellectual debate if you ever want to get things done. People are going to disagree with you eventually, my son, so it is important to be tolerant of the opinions of others. It'll be okay. YW provides an environment which fosters forgiveness for your shortcomings (especially if ur Korean, they will expect and understand this) and genetic deficiencies. Please stay Eugene. Do not break our hearts.

[teaz0r]

Originally posted by BeTheReds@Apr 22 2003, 02:15 PM


50%Korean 25%Italian 12.5% German 6.25%Irish and 6.25% Dutch?

wow. i've slept with a korean, italian, german, irish and dutch.

this whole time i could have just gone for a 5 in one.
well. kegels time.

[BeTheReds]

Originally posted by wylin@Apr 22 2003, 07:22 AM
Na man, you just need to realize that everyone is basically chinese, stinkyfeet and all, oh, and basically that that new guy sucks assOriginally posted by aZn4LyFeZ@Apr 22 2003, 07:23 AM
nO dOn'z b L4eavN yO!Originally posted by pipsy@Apr 22 2003, 07:22 AM
now that you are leaving, who's left ear am i gonna masturbate thinking about?

Okay guys I won't leave.. group hug?

[Napoleon Chynamite]

I'll shake your hand..........but can I wear a glove b/c I don't want ur koreanness to rub off on me. No hard feelings, k? :)

[BeTheReds]

Originally posted by pipSy@Apr 22 2003, 07:31 AM
Originally posted by BeTheReds@Apr 22 2003, 02:15 PM


50%Korean 25%Italian 12.5% German 6.25%Irish and 6.25% Dutch?

wow. i've slept with a korean, italian, german, irish and dutch.

this whole time i could have just gone for a 5 in one.
well. kegels time.
well if you are ever in japan and want some irish dutch german italian korean cuisine...

I could take you to some nice restaurants.

[BeTheReds]

Originally posted by FrozenPizza@Apr 22 2003, 07:38 AM
I'll shake your hand..........but can I wear a glove b/c I don't want ur koreanness to rub off on me. No hard feelings, k? :)
Okay no hard feelings.

Oh, do you ram or recieve?

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Originally posted by BeTheReds@Apr 21 2003, 11:39 PM
Okay no hard feelings.

Oh, do you ram or recieve?
Well you are Korean and I am Chinese. It's obvious who will be receiving.

[BeTheReds]

Yea but i am also italian german dutch and irish (which is close enuff to british) so you're in my sphere of influence motherfucker!

Receive this!

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Originally posted by BeTheReds@Apr 21 2003, 11:42 PM
Yea but i am also italian german dutch and irish (which is close enuff to british) so you're in my sphere of influence motherfucker!

Recieve this!
typical of a half-breed wiseass motherfucker to claim one side when convenient and the other when the tables are turned. Your sphere of influence shall be eliminated by our growing and incredibly badass sphere of Chinese imperialism. Sure we may have piss-poor weaponry but we make up for it in numbers. One billion ants is still one billion ants even though the ants have small dicks. Support the red guards for the true path to enlightenment.

[BeTheReds]

If by enlightenment you mean me getting rich by trading opium for hot chicks to screw then be my guest. While you're busy hallucinating and filling my pockets with money, you'll be pimpin your sister out to buy more. And don't share needles cuz we wouldnt want sars to spread.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Originally posted by BeTheReds@Apr 21 2003, 11:47 PM
If by enlightenment you mean me getting rich by trading opium for hot chicks to screw then be my guest.  While you're busy hallucinating and filling my pockets with money, you'll be pimpin your sister out to buy more.  And don't share needles cuz we wouldnt want sars to spread.
Fuck I can't take this bullshit any longer. Why do you gotta bring SARS into this??? Fucking disrespecting halfbreed kimchi-eating motherfucking son of a mother. If YW tolerates and allows people like BTR to enter into mafia status then perhaps YW isn't that great of a place after all. Don't expect me to post here anymore. I'm out. Peace

[teaz0r]

Originally posted by BeTheReds@Apr 22 2003, 02:38 PM
Originally posted by pipSy@Apr 22 2003, 07:31 AM
Originally posted by BeTheReds@Apr 22 2003, 02:15 PM


50%Korean 25%Italian 12.5% German 6.25%Irish and 6.25% Dutch?

wow. i've slept with a korean, italian, german, irish and dutch.

this whole time i could have just gone for a 5 in one.
well. kegels time.
well if you are ever in japan and want some irish dutch german italian korean cuisine...

I could take you to some nice restaurants.
what about an irish dutch german italian korean orgy?
i'd prefer that over a meal.

[BeTheReds]

Originally posted by FrozenPizza@Apr 22 2003, 07:49 AM
Fuck I can't take this bullshit any longer. Why do you gotta bring SARS into this??? Fucking disrespecting halfbreed kimchi-eating piece of shit. If YW tolerates and allows people like BTR to enter into mafia status then perhaps YW isn't that great of a place after all. Don't expect me to post here anymore. I'm out. Peace
Well come on...

You have to realize that sometimes people might say things that hurt your feelings now and then. That's part of arguing. Take a deep breath, count to 10, and think... I am someone... People like me... I can accomplish my goals...

Please don't leave, YW is helped by your presence, we encourage differing opinions here.

[BeTheReds]

Originally posted by pipSy@Apr 22 2003, 07:51 AM

what about an irish dutch german italian korean orgy?
i'd prefer that over a meal.
great, but aren't you Thai? You didn't add yourself!

Or do you just wanna watch me whack it?

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Originally posted by BeTheReds@Apr 21 2003, 11:57 PM
I admit that I am Korean and therefore inferior to virtually every living being or bit of fauna that exists on the planet.
It's okay man....I guess ur not such a bad guy after all hehe =) Lemme buy you a drink even tho I'd rather treat ur hot sister :luv: :) I feel so giddy now...I love my life. *sigh*

[Craig]

Originally posted by BeTheReds@Apr 22 2003, 12:42 AM
Yea but i am also italian german dutch and irish (which is close enuff to british) so you're in my sphere of influence motherfucker!

Recieve this!
^^^^^^^^
Nice spelling dude!

[teaz0r]

Originally posted by BeTheReds@Apr 22 2003, 02:58 PM
Originally posted by pipSy@Apr 22 2003, 07:51 AM

what about an irish dutch german italian korean orgy?
i'd prefer that over a meal.
great, but aren't you Thai? You didn't add yourself!

Or do you just wanna watch me whack it?
forgive me, for i'm stinky and stupid.
me too.

irish dutch german italian korean thai orgy.

could i watch you whack it, and then join in
later?

shite. i'm stinky stupid and greedy.

[BeTheReds]

Originally posted by pipSy@Apr 22 2003, 05:06 PM
Originally posted by BeTheReds@Apr 22 2003, 02:58 PM
Originally posted by pipSy@Apr 22 2003, 07:51 AM

what about an irish dutch german italian korean orgy?
i'd prefer that over a meal.
great, but aren't you Thai? You didn't add yourself!

Or do you just wanna watch me whack it?
forgive me, for i'm stinky and stupid.
me too.

irish dutch german italian korean thai orgy.

could i watch you whack it, and then join in
later?

shite. i'm stinky stupid and greedy.
So are you thaite?

Wait, don't answer that.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Originally posted by BeTheReds@Apr 22 2003, 12:20 AM
Originally posted by pipSy@Apr 22 2003, 05:06 PM
Originally posted by BeTheReds@Apr 22 2003, 02:58 PM
Originally posted by pipSy@Apr 22 2003, 07:51 AM

what about an irish dutch german italian korean orgy?
i'd prefer that over a meal.
great, but aren't you Thai? You didn't add yourself!

Or do you just wanna watch me whack it?
forgive me, for i'm stinky and stupid.
me too.

irish dutch german italian korean thai orgy.

could i watch you whack it, and then join in
later?

shite. i'm stinky stupid and greedy.
So are you thaite?

Wait, don't answer that.
Like I have expressed in the past, I don't appreciate you exercising Korean pimping tactics amidst our flame wars.

[BeTheReds]

Originally posted by FrozenPizza@Apr 22 2003, 05:37 PM

Like I have expressed in the past, I don't appreciate you exercising Korean pimping tactics amidst our flame wars.
Oh! I get it now!

You simply have an inferiority complex.

It is obvious that a mixed person has more pimpability than a simple minded Chinese American who can only think about food! :lol:

[teaz0r]

Originally posted by BeTheReds@Apr 22 2003, 03:20 PM
Originally posted by pipSy@Apr 22 2003, 05:06 PM
Originally posted by BeTheReds@Apr 22 2003, 02:58 PM
Originally posted by pipSy@Apr 22 2003, 07:51 AM

what about an irish dutch german italian korean orgy?
i'd prefer that over a meal.
great, but aren't you Thai? You didn't add yourself!

Or do you just wanna watch me whack it?
forgive me, for i'm stinky and stupid.
me too.

irish dutch german italian korean thai orgy.

could i watch you whack it, and then join in
later?

shite. i'm stinky stupid and greedy.
So are you thaite?

Wait, don't answer that.
i'm tighter than thaite, aight?


irish dutch german italian korean thai orgy + japanese flava ala bukkake style.
gimme the pearls that you excrete

[YuheiCarreau]

Reading this thread has left me disoriented and slightly nauseated... Kinda like riding a rollercoaster or driving a getaway car.

[537]

Oh my god, food kicks your ass so much I should slap you in the face!

[Elizabeth A.]

Originally posted by YuheiCarreau@Apr 22 2003, 06:04 AM
Reading this thread has left me disoriented and slightly nauseated... Kinda like riding a rollercoaster or driving a getaway car.
I think you're being too kind. :gross:

[Uncle Tat]

This thread rocks! Flame on!

I'm getting all hot and excited reading this! :P

[kimpossible]

:lol: you guys actually had me laughing out loud... sorry i missed it!

[deez nuts]

edit: changed cuz i know i'm gonna piss off someone.

i'll just say hahahahaha

[ChairmanMah]

hilarious, glad to see other ragers, not just me.

[loserbutt]

:pissed: :pissed: :pissed: :pissed: :pissed: :pissed: :pissed: :pissed: :pissed: :pissed: :pissed: :pissed: :pissed: :pissed: :pissed: :pissed: :pissed: :luv:

[Tao]

this thread is hilarious

[himura-dono]

Originally posted by FrozenPizza@Apr 21 2003, 10:31 PM
Fuck you, you half-breed hayter piece of shit. You obviously know nothing about being Asian because you are only half and will always just be half!!! The absurdity of your words is overwhelming. Asians have got to be the best-smelling race in the world. I have smelled my own feet on countless occasions and lemme tell you I could not smell pig feces at all even though admittedly I was born with nose allergies so one of my nostrils is always blocked. Stop trying to out-Asian us because you will never be like us. Fuck you and ur sell-out father too!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The only thing worse than being a complete FOB is to be half FOB and half cracker.

FULLBLOODED ASIANAMERICANS UNITE
i seriously thought you were taz. :o i was about to start wailing on you, but then i realized it was you.... :P

[kimpossible]

no way. this shit was way too funny to be taz.

[ChinaLama]

oh come on, game boards do better flaming of koreans. hube, you need to bnet more often!

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Originally posted by ChinaLama@Apr 22 2003, 08:41 PM
oh come on, game boards do better flaming of koreans. hube, you need to bnet more often!
*sniff* i'm not as experienced in the art of flaming as some other people....forever willing to accept all tips, advice, and suggestions :luv: :D

[ChinaLama]

Originally posted by FrozenPizza@Apr 23 2003, 04:47 AM
*sniff* i'm not as experienced in the art of flaming as some other people....forever willing to accept all tips, advice, and suggestions :luv: :D
i'm not experienced either. A Korean American friend warned both my AIM sns and the second time, I didn't even warn back. The first time, I only warned back after she'd signed off so she couldn't retaliate.

i'm really scared of her. :cry:

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Originally posted by ChinaLama@Apr 22 2003, 09:06 PM
i'm not experienced either. A Korean American friend warned both my AIM sns and the second time, I didn't even warn back. The first time, I only warned back after she'd signed off so she couldn't retaliate.

i'm really scared of her. :cry:
you pussy

are all Shanghainese like this?

[ChinaLama]

she's a scary woman!

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Originally posted by ChinaLama@Apr 22 2003, 09:27 PM
she's a scary woman!
dude, if you don't at least pretend to get offended, it makes my flaming look realllllly bad and ineffective
at least insult my family or something

[ChinaLama]

Originally posted by FrozenPizza@Apr 23 2003, 05:29 AM
dude, if you don't at least pretend to get offended, it makes my flaming look realllllly bad and ineffective
at least insult my family or something
fine. fuck you you rateating chicken foot loving guangdong duluimo. ham ga chan, sai ba po!

hmm... you know, i would probably never say ham ga chan in real life because i think it's pretty low to tell someone's family to die. although in real life, if i could kill people and someone seriously deserved death, i probably would kill him three kingdoms style. aka wipe out everyone who's ever associated w/ him or carries his last name and comes from his ancestral village.

[BeTheReds]

Originally posted by ChinaLama@Apr 23 2003, 02:34 PM

fine. fuck you you rateating chicken foot loving guangdong duluimo. ham ga chan, sai ba po!
Dude, what the fuck are you even saying. Man, I feel like I have used that ear spoon one too many times. I'm having trouble understanding you. Oh.. wait.. that's your language. Dude, Hube is such a whitewashed twinkie that he will never understand that shit.

Go back you Kamchatka you siberian snow eating, pig shit smelling feet having yurt dweller.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

fine. fuck you you rateating chicken foot loving guangdong duluimo. ham ga chan, sai ba po!


sorry ur speaking in tongues because I'm an ASIANAMERICAN and therefore I'm not down with that boater FOB rice-eating vocabulary

the only good FOB is when he is bent over or if she is on her knees

my dad is the only FOB mainlander I know who speaks perfect english, but that's b/c I'm his son

[BeTheReds]

Originally posted by FrozenPizza@Apr 23 2003, 02:41 PM
fine. fuck you you rateating chicken foot loving guangdong duluimo. ham ga chan, sai ba po!


sorry ur speaking in tongues because I'm an ASIANAMERICAN and therefore I'm not down with that boater FOB rice-eating vocabulary

the only good FOB is when he is bent over or if she is on her knees

my dad is the only FOB mainlander I know who speaks perfect english, but that's b/c I'm his son
So how would you know when all he's ever saying is "Who's Your Daddy?" 3 words is harldy a measure of mastery of the English language.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Originally posted by BeTheReds@Apr 22 2003, 09:41 PM
Originally posted by ChinaLama@Apr 23 2003, 02:34 PM

fine. fuck you you rateating chicken foot loving guangdong duluimo. ham ga chan, sai ba po!
Dude, what the fuck are you even saying. Man, I feel like I have used that ear spoon one too many times. I'm having trouble understanding you. Oh.. wait.. that's your language. Dude, Hube is such a whitewashed twinkie that he will never understand that shit.

Go back you Kamchatka you siberian snow eating, pig shit smelling feet having yurt dweller.
What's wrong with being a whitewashed chinese twinkie? We will rule the world someday and you Koreans will be serving me at the stores where I buy all my Hostess snack cakes. Do not meddle in our intra-Chinese affairs because what we deal with will no doubt be totally beyond your bulgogi-munching soccer-happy-go-lucky simpleton minds. I thought we had this discussion last night? I am willing to let bygones be bygones as long as you admit your inferiority.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Originally posted by BeTheReds@Apr 22 2003, 09:43 PM
3 words is harldy a measure of mastery of the English language.
'harldy'?? Damn can we get AB to install some spell-check-for-Korean-dummies up in here on this site? I mean I know there is no exact differentiation between the 'r' and the 'l' in the Korean language but I guess you can't handle it if both of those letters are in the same word.

I never proclaimed to have achieved mastery of the English language. I'm just saying that I have achieved above-average proficiency and have achieved mastery of your sister.

[ChinaLama]

you know this is what i don't get. why does gene (can i call him gene?) always assume I'm northern Chinese? I mean how many times do i have to say this?

I'm SHANGHAINESE. I'm SOUTHERN CHINESE. jesus at least make slurs that make sense.


allow me to demonstrate. why do i call Koreans mountain barbarians? because there are a lot of MOUNTAINS in Korea. like you can call me a dirty suzhou-river bathing smog-breathing raped-in-the-ass-and-loving-it-by-the-imperialist cultural slut but calling me siberian just really baffles me. calling hube a siberian baffles me, too, since he's FAR from northern China. much much farther than i am.


as for hube. i'm sorry but regardless of what Committee of 100 level Chinese Americans can accomplish, YOU'RE not one of them. basking in the glory of others is pretty sad stuff, h00b n00b. is that what you do? you latch on chinese-american glory like you latch onto food? it's one thing to eat chicken and another to suck cock. get off those nuts and i ain't talkin' about planters.

[BeTheReds]

Originally posted by FrozenPizza@Apr 23 2003, 02:46 PM
I am willing to let bygones be bygones as long as you admit your inferiority.
Yes, I am inferior to all chinese in the category of eating pig shit.

http://www.asianjoke.com/pictures/img/Chinese_food_poop.jpg

See? Irrefutable proof that I was RIGHT ALL ALONG!

I thought Pat Morita was sick for using Yuhei's sister's shoe as a natto substitute, but DAMN!

I know that chinese people are into recycling so they can keep a better environment in some of the filthiest cities, like Shanghai, Guangdong, fuck, even Beijing, but this is rediculous!

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Originally posted by BeTheReds@Apr 22 2003, 09:55 PM
Yes, I am inferior to all chinese in the category of eating pig shit.

http://www.asianjoke.com/pictures/img/Chinese_food_poop.jpg

See? Irrefutable proof that I was RIGHT ALL ALONG!

I thought Pat Morita was sick for using Yuhei's sister's shoe as a natto substitute, but DAMN!

I know that chinese people are into recycling so they can keep a better environment in some of the filthiest cities, like Shanghai, Guangdong, fuck, even Beijing, but this is rediculous!
even though I'm a straightup ABC fo-lyfe FOB shit ruiner, even I know that Guangdong is not a city but a fucking province. don't get offended when people think taekwondo is Japanese or Chinese if you don't make an effort to learn about other cultures and countries.....damnit Eugene, open up your mind and your eyes and smell the different perspectives which surround you

btw that is not real shit in that picture, it looks more like some grub-ass fried tofu I had last night with my friends. once again, nice try halfbreed

[BeTheReds]

Originally posted by ChinaLama@Apr 23 2003, 02:54 PM
you know this is what i don't get. why does gene (can i call him gene?) always assume I'm northern Chinese? I mean how many times do i have to say this?

I'm SHANGHAINESE. I'm SOUTHERN CHINESE. jesus at least make slurs that make sense.


allow me to demonstrate. why do i call Koreans mountain barbarians? because there are a lot of MOUNTAINS in Korea. like you can call me a dirty suzhou-river bathing smog-breathing raped-in-the-ass-and-loving-it-by-the-imperialist cultural slut but calling me siberian just really baffles me. calling hube a siberian baffles me, too, since he's FAR from northern China. much much farther than i am.


as for hube. i'm sorry but regardless of what Committee of 100 level Chinese Americans can accomplish, YOU'RE not one of them. basking in the glory of others is pretty sad stuff, h00b n00b. is that what you do? you latch on chinese-american glory like you latch onto food? it's one thing to eat chicken and another to suck cock. get off those nuts and i ain't talkin' about planters.
How about if you call me genetically superior to you.

Southern Chinese, Northern Chinese, Mexican, Scandanavian Yodeler, what the hell is the difference?

You are just angry cuz the siberian winds blew away your yurt, and you had to use the pig shit on your feet to keep the fire going.

Go take a piss in the yellow river, but don't trip over mount Fuji on the way, Mr. Yukon!

[ChinaLama]

pig shit is a lot more nutritious than the shit you gooks feed yourselves. sticky rice? ummm ever wonder what makes it so sticky? maybe its b/c the fucking GI kaksukas don't know how to use contraceptives so they take wads of rice to line their pussies. and american soldiers never have to use contraceptives cuz if there are ever too many *koreans* (editted by request), they can always ship them north where they'll all starve, unless they're triplets, in which case kim il jong keeps them alive but out of harms way.

fucking kim is pretty dumb. i mean why would he keep his perceived future enemies ALIVE? is he asking to get dicked over like Conqueror in stormriders? oh wait, stormriders was a hong kong movie so conqueror was cantonese. yeah, that's why the capital's never in THAT province b/c people who came from there are all NUTS and can't run a country. good thing for the SARS infested marshes or the northern tribes would have overrun it long ago.

oh btw whats your last name again, eugene?


btw gene how can you be genetically superior to me? i'm a lama. you're a ...soccer hooligan.

lama...soccer hooligan...gee what would you pick.

let me put it this way.

monk who rocks the dalai's boat and is reborn again and again into high social status vs... drunkard, neo-imperialist slave material nihonophile who can't get enough of his people's master's culture (and i mean the japan vs korea relationship this time since we chinese are obviously too secure in our superiority to take some mountains and a shitty harbor in pusan)

shaolin monk w/ magical mystical powers and tons of movie vs railroad workers. pshaw! lemme quote tupac:

i don't even know why i'm on this track. ima let my little homies rap at cha.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Originally posted by ChinaLama@Apr 22 2003, 09:54 PM
you know this is what i don't get. why does gene (can i call him gene?) always assume I'm northern Chinese? I mean how many times do i have to say this?

I'm SHANGHAINESE. I'm SOUTHERN CHINESE. jesus at least make slurs that make sense.


allow me to demonstrate. why do i call Koreans mountain barbarians? because there are a lot of MOUNTAINS in Korea. like you can call me a dirty suzhou-river bathing smog-breathing raped-in-the-ass-and-loving-it-by-the-imperialist cultural slut but calling me siberian just really baffles me. calling hube a siberian baffles me, too, since he's FAR from northern China. much much farther than i am.


as for hube. i'm sorry but regardless of what Committee of 100 level Chinese Americans can accomplish, YOU'RE not one of them. basking in the glory of others is pretty sad stuff, h00b n00b. is that what you do? you latch on chinese-american glory like you latch onto food? it's one thing to eat chicken and another to suck cock. get off those nuts and i ain't talkin' about planters.
When me and my ABC troop were diggin' up shit and working 26 hours a day building railroads and generally being superproductive (because that's what we are good at) and accomplishing a whole heckuva lot for the awesome crackers (they rule compared to FOB's), you were still a squatting rice-eating lowlife sitting in your little Shanghainese suburb wondering whether or not you should take your buffalo down to the river to drink or simply just mount it from behind. Damn, I'm beginning to think that despite my contempt and pity for Korean incompetence that perhaps the Shanghainese are even beneath the kimchi makers.

[BeTheReds]

Originally posted by FrozenPizza@Apr 23 2003, 03:00 PM


btw that is not real shit in that picture, it looks more like some grub-ass fried tofu I had last night with my friends. once again, nice try halfbreed
It dont matta, all the cities in guangdong are shitty and dirty.

Seoul by comparison is pristine.

And well, if you wanna sit around a toilet with your friends and eat tofu that looks like shit out of it, then be my guest.

oh, btw your opium payment is past due.

[rakovlam]

Not that the Chinese are much better, of course

My feet smell pretty bad right now.

[ChinaLama]

Originally posted by FrozenPizza@Apr 23 2003, 06:03 AM
Originally posted by ChinaLama@Apr 22 2003, 09:54 PM
you know this is what i don't get. why does gene (can i call him gene?) always assume I'm northern Chinese? I mean how many times do i have to say this?

I'm SHANGHAINESE. I'm SOUTHERN CHINESE. jesus at least make slurs that make sense.


allow me to demonstrate. why do i call Koreans mountain barbarians? because there are a lot of MOUNTAINS in Korea. like you can call me a dirty suzhou-river bathing smog-breathing raped-in-the-ass-and-loving-it-by-the-imperialist cultural slut but calling me siberian just really baffles me. calling hube a siberian baffles me, too, since he's FAR from northern China. much much farther than i am.


as for hube. i'm sorry but regardless of what Committee of 100 level Chinese Americans can accomplish, YOU'RE not one of them. basking in the glory of others is pretty sad stuff, h00b n00b. is that what you do? you latch on chinese-american glory like you latch onto food? it's one thing to eat chicken and another to suck cock. get off those nuts and i ain't talkin' about planters.
When me and my ABC troop were diggin' up shit and working 26 hours a day building railroads and generally being superproductive (because that's what we are good at) and accomplishing a whole heckuva lot for the awesome crackers (they rule compared to FOB's), you were still a squatting rice-eating lowlife sitting in your little Shanghainese suburb wondering whether or not you should take your buffalo down to the river to drink or simply just mount it from behind. Damn, I'm beginning to think that despite my contempt and pity for Korean incompetence that perhaps the Shanghainese are even beneath the kimchi makers.
ok...let's count geographical distance. the *IRISH* (editted) who live on POTATOES and WHISKEY built the railroads from the east coast up to utah....

the chinese went up to utah.

doesn't take a geographical genius to know the chinese really didn't do that much. but that's right. while you cantonese were fleeing from famine, we shanghainese were adapting to the foreigners and rose from fishing village to premier city in china! why were all those asiaphile american movies all set in SHANGHAI and not guangzhou or hong kong.

jesus only incompetent cantonese would fuck up a simple law enforcement procedure. trying to dump illegal opium and then starting a WAR over that?

but that's alright. your misfortune = our rise to greatness. so actually, thanks a lot to your people.

as for the chinese in america-- god they can't even find women. we shanghainese were taking multiple wives! please even the japanese and communists couldn't bring us down!

[BeTheReds]

You spelled Llama wrong dumbass.

Get back in your yurt.

[ChinaLama]

Originally posted by BeTheReds@Apr 23 2003, 06:11 AM
You spelled Llama wrong dumbass.

Get back in your yurt.
excuse me.

here's something from dictionary.com .

can you read this properly? it's called the english alphabet. i understand you Koreans (editted) can barely say hello to the gis whose cocks you suck, let alone read definitions.

lama:

la·ma ( P ) Pronunciation Key (läm)
n.
A Buddhist monk of Tibet or Mongolia.


if you'd bothered to read any of the context, you'd obviously have understood i don't mean llama the animal. but i guess you'd be more used to llama since korean americans are busy weaving wool in sweatshops. and you may occasionally encounter llama wool as well.

but i'll give you some credit. i don't know what a yurt is.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Originally posted by BeTheReds@Apr 22 2003, 10:01 PM
Originally posted by ChinaLama@Apr 23 2003, 02:54 PM
you know this is what i don't get. why does gene (can i call him gene?) always assume I'm northern Chinese? I mean how many times do i have to say this?

I'm SHANGHAINESE. I'm SOUTHERN CHINESE. jesus at least make slurs that make sense.


allow me to demonstrate. why do i call Koreans mountain barbarians? because there are a lot of MOUNTAINS in Korea. like you can call me a dirty suzhou-river bathing smog-breathing raped-in-the-ass-and-loving-it-by-the-imperialist cultural slut but calling me siberian just really baffles me. calling hube a siberian baffles me, too, since he's FAR from northern China. much much farther than i am.


as for hube. i'm sorry but regardless of what Committee of 100 level Chinese Americans can accomplish, YOU'RE not one of them. basking in the glory of others is pretty sad stuff, h00b n00b. is that what you do? you latch on chinese-american glory like you latch onto food? it's one thing to eat chicken and another to suck cock. get off those nuts and i ain't talkin' about planters.
How about if you call me genetically superior to you.

Southern Chinese, Northern Chinese, Mexican, Scandanavian Yodeler, what the hell is the difference?

You are just angry cuz the siberian winds blew away your yurt, and you had to use the pig shit on your feet to keep the fire going.

Go take a piss in the yellow river, but don't trip over mount Fuji on the way, Mr. Yukon!
What the hell is a 'yurt'? It sounds like some new lowfat dairy product brand. Is your flame-game so friggin shitty that you hafta make up words in order to make yourself look good? If the Koreans are so genetically superior to the Chinese, then how come you can buy Prada products in China for less than $5 while you hafta still pay full price in Seoul? Who cares if a few letters are missing. As long as you got the name you got the game.

I'll tell you the difference between me, Southern Chinese, Northern Chinese, Mexicans, and Scandinavian Yodelers. The difference is that I am good at everything worthwhile in life and they are all good at pleasuring their relatives.

It's pretty simple if you just take a step back, look at the big picture, and realize what I'm sayin.

[ChinaLama]

hube, if you're so good, how come you're always the BITCH for your women friends?

oh wait...so am i.

*dug own grave. shiieeeet*

[BeTheReds]

Originally posted by ChinaLama@Apr 23 2003, 03:14 PM

excuse me.

here's something from dictionary.com .

can you read this properly? it's called the english alphabet. i understand you gooks can barely say hello to the gis whose cocks you suck, let alone read definitions.

lama:

la·ma ( P ) Pronunciation Key (läm)
n.
A Buddhist monk of Tibet or Mongolia.


if you'd bothered to read any of the context, you'd obviously have understood i don't mean llama the animal. but i guess you'd be more used to llama since korean americans are busy weaving wool in sweatshops. and you may occasionally encounter llama wool as well.

but i'll give you some credit. i don't know what a yurt is.
You mountain dwelling mule wannabe!


At least when we copy Japan, we get it right.

Chinese on the other hand:

http://www.asianjoke.com/pictures/img/030501bbqsushi.jpg

[ChinaLama]

you obviously don't understand the political implications of putting the china before lama. in other words, china owns the lamas and china rules all of asia!

a leap in logic, you say? only for those who don't understand the glorious destiny of the race of Pan-Gu.

btw it's not that we can't copy the japanese- i mean they copied US for gods sake. but it's more like b/c we're adaptable. we've moved beyond the close-minded stage where sushi has to be eaten raw and only w/ wasabe.

[rakovlam]

Should I get involved in this? It seems like a good time but I'll let the novices duke it out.

[BeTheReds]

See?


Yurts are cloth houses like teepees and are easily portable for moronic nomads who follow their herds everywhere (hence the pigshit smelling feet.)

Why didn't you look that up on dictionary.com mountain goat?

[ChinaLama]

Originally posted by rakovlam@Apr 23 2003, 06:21 AM
Should I get involved in this? It seems like a good time but I'll let the novices duke it out.
jump in, dude. the water's fine!

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Originally posted by ChinaLama@Apr 22 2003, 10:10 PM
Originally posted by FrozenPizza@Apr 23 2003, 06:03 AM
Originally posted by ChinaLama@Apr 22 2003, 09:54 PM
you know this is what i don't get. why does gene (can i call him gene?) always assume I'm northern Chinese? I mean how many times do i have to say this?

I'm SHANGHAINESE. I'm SOUTHERN CHINESE. jesus at least make slurs that make sense.


allow me to demonstrate. why do i call Koreans mountain barbarians? because there are a lot of MOUNTAINS in Korea. like you can call me a dirty suzhou-river bathing smog-breathing raped-in-the-ass-and-loving-it-by-the-imperialist cultural slut but calling me siberian just really baffles me. calling hube a siberian baffles me, too, since he's FAR from northern China. much much farther than i am.


as for hube. i'm sorry but regardless of what Committee of 100 level Chinese Americans can accomplish, YOU'RE not one of them. basking in the glory of others is pretty sad stuff, h00b n00b. is that what you do? you latch on chinese-american glory like you latch onto food? it's one thing to eat chicken and another to suck cock. get off those nuts and i ain't talkin' about planters.
When me and my ABC troop were diggin' up shit and working 26 hours a day building railroads and generally being superproductive (because that's what we are good at) and accomplishing a whole heckuva lot for the awesome crackers (they rule compared to FOB's), you were still a squatting rice-eating lowlife sitting in your little Shanghainese suburb wondering whether or not you should take your buffalo down to the river to drink or simply just mount it from behind. Damn, I'm beginning to think that despite my contempt and pity for Korean incompetence that perhaps the Shanghainese are even beneath the kimchi makers.
ok...let's count geographical distance. the MICKS who live on POTATOES and WHISKEY built the railroads from the east coast up to utah....

the chinese went up to utah.

doesn't take a geographical genius to know the chinese really didn't do that much. but that's right. while you cantonese were fleeing from famine, we shanghainese were adapting to the foreigners and rose from fishing village to premier city in china! why were all those asiaphile american movies all set in SHANGHAI and not guangzhou or hong kong.

jesus only incompetent cantonese would fuck up a simple law enforcement procedure. trying to dump illegal opium and then starting a WAR over that?

but that's alright. your misfortune = our rise to greatness. so actually, thanks a lot to your people.

as for the chinese in america-- god they can't even find women. we shanghainese were taking multiple wives! please even the japanese and communists couldn't bring us down!
Mormons are allowed to take multiple wives as well but obviously we know how they score on the badass meter. The only difference between a Mormon and a Shanghainese is that Mormons try to break in thru the front door. Typical of pussy Shanghainese to feel ungrateful after fellow Chinese suffered for the sake of their prospering. My uncle married a Shanghainese wife and was instantly sorry for ever having a dick. She took us through 8 hours of looking at shit that we were never gonna buy at the mall and we didn't end up eating lunch until 4 pm. Newsflash bitch, this is America land of ABC's that don't take no shit from nobody, not rural Shanghai, so it's not good form to walk around and do nothing for long periods of time except ask your husband aka my uncle for his credit card.

You Shanghainese can keep ur women. We'll ask for them when Eugene's sister and mother call in sick.

[ChinaLama]

Originally posted by BeTheReds@Apr 23 2003, 06:23 AM
See?


Yurts are cloth houses like teepees and are easily portable for moronic nomads who follow their herds everywhere (hence the pigshit smelling feet.)

Why didn't you look that up on dictionary.com mountain goat?
oh here's a slight problem.

there aren't mountains in shanghai!

oh here's another problem.

as a city of 8-10 million people, we're far from unsophisticated nomads.

oh and here's a third problem. what's closer to manchuria? korea or shanghai? so who's more likely to be the mountain barbarian?

as i recall, there are quite a few mountains in Korea. quite a few mountains in Italy and Germany too. hmmmm.

[ChinaLama]

Originally posted by FrozenPizza@Apr 23 2003, 06:24 AM
Mormons are allowed to take multiple wives as well but obviously we know how they score on the badass meter. The only difference between a Mormon and a Shanghainese is that Mormons try to break in thru the front door. Typical of pussy Shanghainese to feel ungrateful after fellow Chinese suffered for the sake of their prospering. My uncle married a Shanghainese wife and was instantly sorry for ever having a dick. She took us through 8 hours of looking at shit that we were never gonna buy at the mall and we didn't end up eating lunch until 4 pm. Newsflash bitch, this is America land of ABC's that don't take no shit from nobody, not rural Shanghai, so it's not good form to walk around and do nothing for long periods of time except ask your husband aka my uncle for his credit card.

You Shanghainese can keep ur women. We'll ask for them when Eugene's sister and mother call in sick.
dude where's the coherence in this? mormons? shanghainese? are you trying to say you're mormon?

and who said shanghainese only marry other shanghainese? our multiple wives come from all over!

[BeTheReds]

Originally posted by ChinaLama@Apr 23 2003, 03:26 PM

as a city of 8-10 million people, we're far from unsophisticated nomads.

Yea, you eat pig shit. They eat meat!



Can you please conquer another country?

We need more concerts. Tibetan freedom only comes round once per year. I need some musical entertainment.

So if you're the lama, did you learn to breathe fire from Dhalsim?

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Originally posted by ChinaLama@Apr 22 2003, 10:26 PM
Originally posted by BeTheReds@Apr 23 2003, 06:23 AM
See?


Yurts are cloth houses like teepees and are easily portable for moronic nomads who follow their herds everywhere (hence the pigshit smelling feet.)

Why didn't you look that up on dictionary.com mountain goat?
oh here's a slight problem.

there aren't mountains in shanghai!

oh here's another problem.

as a city of 8-10 million people, we're far from unsophisticated nomads.

oh and here's a third problem. what's closer to manchuria? korea or shanghai? so who's more likely to be the mountain barbarian?

as i recall, there are quite a few mountains in Korea. quite a few mountains in Italy and Germany too. hmmmm.
Are you assuming that we actually give a shit about the statistics of Shanghai? Who cares how many people live there, all we have to know is that they are all piss-poor FOB burrito-munchers who try to convince themselves into thinking that a Chinese FOB could really possibly be more awesome and superior to an ABC. Doesn't matter if there are mountain goats or mountains in Shanghai, seeing as how the Shanghainese will be quick to show their appreciation for whichever mountable quadraped is available in the area.

[BeTheReds]

Originally posted by FrozenPizza@Apr 23 2003, 03:24 PM
Newsflash bitch, this is America land of ABC's that don't take no shit from nobody...
...except from pigs asses, on your feet.

[ChinaLama]

Originally posted by BeTheReds@Apr 23 2003, 06:30 AM
Originally posted by ChinaLama@Apr 23 2003, 03:26 PM

as a city of 8-10 million people, we're far from unsophisticated nomads.

Yea, you eat pig shit. They eat meat!


but we can cook pig shit to be so tasty you'll prefer it over meat!

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Originally posted by BeTheReds@Apr 22 2003, 10:30 PM
Originally posted by ChinaLama@Apr 23 2003, 03:26 PM

as a city of 8-10 million people, we're far from unsophisticated nomads.

Yea, you eat pig shit. They eat meat!



Can you please conquer another country?

We need more concerts. Tibetan freedom only comes round once per year. I need some musical entertainment.

So if you're the lama, did you learn to breathe fire from Dhalsim?
don't fuck with Dhalsim. I rule with Dhalsim. Marvel vs. StreetFighter anyday anytime. And you know why it was such a badass game...no Korean fighters that's why

[BeTheReds]

Originally posted by FrozenPizza@Apr 23 2003, 03:36 PM

don't fuck with Dhalsim. I rule with Dhalsim. Marvel vs. StreetFighter anyday anytime. And you know why it was such a badass game...no Korean fighters that's why
Ryu=Overseas Korean

And we already established that Spidey is in reality Peter Park.

[rakovlam]

jump in, dude. the water's fine!

I'd jump in but the water in your rivers is puke yellow.

[ChinaLama]

Originally posted by FrozenPizza@Apr 23 2003, 06:30 AM

Are you assuming that we actually give a shit about the statistics of Shanghai? Who cares how many people live there, all we have to know is that they are all piss-poor FOB burrito-munchers who try to convince themselves into thinking that a Chinese FOB could really possibly be more awesome and superior to an ABC. Doesn't matter if there are mountain goats or mountains in Shanghai, seeing as how the Shanghainese will be quick to show their appreciation for whichever mountable quadraped is available in the area.
burritos? in shanghai? dude are you confusing your own eclectic food tastes (rats, burritos, chicken feet, it all blends into one crock of shit later anyway) with shanghainese onese?

if you really want to address the ABC thing...if ABCs are so awesome how come they're always BITCHING about this or that. like "please suppoirt BLT because we need more asian actors!" jesus abcs don't even consider themselves abcs-- they're so weak they have to rely on other asians' identities to support their own.

i mean listen to abc rap. remember got rice? how come they gotta identify w/ ASIAN countries? they gotta talk about "hometown china." not "hometown chinatown" or "hometown white house" but "hometown china."

if anything can you abcs please stop going back to your "ancestral villages" and uglifying my TV screen when i was watching that bill moyers' becoming american special? i mean wow that fugly 3rd gen abc being interviewed almost made me blind and killed the rest of my night! i can't even jack it to asian american porno stars like asia carrera or pretty much whiticized asian born asian american pornstars like charmane and kobe tai cuz i keep seeing the fugly abc chick in front of me.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Originally posted by rakovlam@Apr 22 2003, 10:40 PM

I'd jump in but the water in your rivers is puke yellow.
puke yellow b/c it's right next to Shanghai

[ChinaLama]

Originally posted by FrozenPizza@Apr 23 2003, 06:36 AM

don't fuck with Dhalsim. I rule with Dhalsim. Marvel vs. StreetFighter anyday anytime. And you know why it was such a badass game...no Korean fighters that's why
i'm gonna have to side w/ btr on this one. i mean your character is a dude who bitchslaps and uses halitosis as his main weapons. ryu shoots fireballs.

sorry fireballs over bad breath any time. upper cut over bitchslap anytime.

[ChinaLama]

Originally posted by FrozenPizza@Apr 23 2003, 06:41 AM
Originally posted by rakovlam@Apr 22 2003, 10:40 PM

I'd jump in but the water in your rivers is puke yellow.
puke yellow b/c it's right next to Shanghai
well it's a good thing we're technologically advanced and can filter our water.

and the reason why the river is so puke yellow is b/c it spent most of its course going through dirty provinces like guangdong.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Originally posted by ChinaLama@Apr 22 2003, 10:40 PM
Originally posted by FrozenPizza@Apr 23 2003, 06:30 AM

Are you assuming that we actually give a shit about the statistics of Shanghai?  Who cares how many people live there, all we have to know is that they are all piss-poor FOB burrito-munchers who try to convince themselves into thinking that a Chinese FOB could really possibly be more awesome and superior to an ABC.  Doesn't matter if there are mountain goats or mountains in Shanghai, seeing as how the Shanghainese will be quick to show their appreciation for whichever mountable quadraped is available in the area.
burritos? in shanghai? dude are you confusing your own eclectic food tastes (rats, burritos, chicken feet, it all blends into one crock of shit later anyway) with shanghainese onese?

if you really want to address the ABC thing...if ABCs are so awesome how come they're always BITCHING about this or that. like "please suppoirt BLT because we need more asian actors!" jesus abcs don't even consider themselves abcs-- they're so weak they have to rely on other asians' identities to support their own.

i mean listen to abc rap. remember got rice? how come they gotta identify w/ ASIAN countries? they gotta talk about "hometown china." not "hometown chinatown" or "hometown white house" but "hometown china."

if anything can you abcs please stop going back to your "ancestral villages" and uglifying my TV screen when i was watching that bill moyers' becoming american special? i mean wow that fugly 3rd gen abc being interviewed almost made me blind and killed the rest of my night! i can't even jack it to asian american porno stars like asia carrera or pretty much whiticized asian born asian american pornstars like charmane and kobe tai cuz i keep seeing the fugly abc chick in front of me.
ok I am sick of your complete inability to understand why FOBs are only good at giving head to ABCs so I'm gonna try to be very articulate and clear.

ABC's...carry the burden of being of Chinese ethnicity while growing up in a predominantly white society
FOB's...carry the burden of making sure that their pet ox doesn't shit all over the place by the river each morning
Advantage: ABC's

ABC's...are on average taller than FOB's due to more protein and meat in their Americanized diet
FOB's...are on the average taller than Mickey Rooney
Advantage: ABC's

ABC's...rule at StreetFighter
FOB's...don't know what StreetFighter is because the only thing they've ever plugged in is their cousin
Advantage: ABC's

ABC's...are proficient at the most difficult and important language in the world...English
FOB's...are proficient at squatting for hours at a time
Advantage: ABC's

ABC's...are more openminded to the various perspectives of other groups and are willing to learn more about other cultures and worldly issues
FOB's...are more openminded to buttfucking anybody with a different last name
Advantage: DUH!

You do the math, Mr. Smart FOB
Many ABC's such as myself are actually complete garbage at math, we are just doing our job not to conform to the stereotypes like u sandal-sporting cone-wearing lemmings.

[ChinaLama]

you know hube you keep assuming i'm an fob simply because i was born in china, so there goes that open-mindedness argument.

English is difficult? if it's so difficult how come so many foreigners can speak it fine when the two main Anglo countries are probably the least multilingual of their peers?

ABCs are good at an early 90s game. wow. i'm so impressed. even KOREANS are good at newer more strategic games like starcraft. and since Chinese basically invented thinking games like chess and have 5,000 yrs of war experience, it stands by reason they're even better at strategic games vs....pressing a bunch of buttons on a control board.

as for "Carrying the burden," that doesn't quite make sense bc if anything, FOBs carry more of a burden since they're an even smaller minority in a predominantly white country.

oh as for your supposed english proficiency, FOBs are by definition overseas chinese so all your arguments about FOBs that apply to Chinese in China are kind of moot. Do you know what moot means?

[BeTheReds]

Originally posted by ChinaLama@Apr 23 2003, 03:56 PM
Do you know what moot means?
Is that the sound of pig shit hittng your floor?

MOOT MOOT MOOT!

[ChinaLama]

Originally posted by BeTheReds@Apr 23 2003, 07:01 AM
Is that the sound of pig shit hittng your floor?

MOOT MOOT MOOT!
your tendency to bring pig shit into everything makes me think it's some kind of fetish you have. have you been watching too much japanese porn?

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Do you know what moot means?

Is it a term that Shanghainese use to refer to the buffalo that is waiting in line?

[ChinaLama]

Originally posted by FrozenPizza@Apr 23 2003, 07:05 AM

Is it a term that Shanghainese use to refer to the buffalo that is waiting in line?
i've never seen a buffalo in shanghai. i think there are plenty of buffalo in washington state, tho. and it's quite surprising since you'd think subsisting on starbucks coffee should make one thinner. but i guess thats the disadvantage to living in america. whatever one does, one still gets FAT.

[Azn Retribution]

:lol: lol this thread is hella amusing..
but no way in hell am i gonna step onto this flaming hell with an argument or point. :lol

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Originally posted by ChinaLama@Apr 22 2003, 10:17 PM
hube, if you're so good, how come you're always the BITCH for your women friends?

oh wait...so am i.

*dug own grave. shiieeeet*
why do you gotta go there? First Yoojin and now u? Don't make me threaten to leave YW for the second time.

[deez nuts]

starts to chant:

"a free for all forum rather than a gay asian (LGBT) forum............a free for all forum rather than a gay asian (LGBT) forum..........a free for all forum rather than a gay asian (LGBT) forum......"

[Uncle Tat]

Originally posted by FrozenPizza@Apr 23 2003, 02:45 AM
Originally posted by ChinaLama@Apr 22 2003, 10:17 PM
hube, if you're so good, how come you're always the BITCH for your women friends?

oh wait...so am i.

*dug own grave. shiieeeet*
why do you gotta go there? First Yoojin and now u? Don't make me threaten to leave YW for the second time.
Nobody cares if you leave PizzaFace.

And wtf does "Kogooma p'aneun saram" mean anyway? Is that "I wish I was a white American" in biatch speech or something?

What do you have against FOBs anyway? Just because you're bad at math and can't do anything right except play Street Fighter with your little "azn" crew of 14 year olds doesn't mean you have to be hating the sandal-wearing world of China!

"ABC's...are more openminded to the various perspectives of other groups and are willing to learn more about other cultures and worldly issues"

aka are more willing to be the biatches for the rest of the world.

"ABC's...are proficient at the most difficult and important language in the world...English"

Yeah and you still can't spell "you" correctly in your signature so STFU!

[Uncle Tat]

Originally posted by ChinaLama@Apr 23 2003, 02:11 AM
Originally posted by FrozenPizza@Apr 23 2003, 07:05 AM

Is it a term that Shanghainese use to refer to the buffalo that is waiting in line?
i've never seen a buffalo in shanghai. i think there are plenty of buffalo in washington state, tho. and it's quite surprising since you'd think subsisting on starbucks coffee should make one thinner. but i guess thats the disadvantage to living in america. whatever one does, one still gets FAT.
Big words coming from someone who's avatar is an overweight tomato doing jumping jacks.

At least the tomato is trying to lose his weight. WTF have YOU been doing you fatass American wannabe? Chowing down on your bacon cheeseburger and gulping that milkshake? Selling your soul for some oreos? Yum yum.

Maybe you want Chubby Hubby Ben and Jerrys ice cream yes? Would you like that?

You make me sick.

[ChinaLama]

ok tat....PSYDUCK calling me overweight? hey at least that tomato is bouncing and active. that extra "weight" is all muscle apparently, like the Kool-Aid dude.

psyduck on the other hand-- dumb and fat. wow. and you know that ain't muscle cuz he can barely waddle!

[lethal]

What the fuck did I just read?

[Napoleon Chynamite]

don't hate us cuz we intellectual :D

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Originally posted by BeTheReds@Apr 22 2003, 10:38 PM
Originally posted by FrozenPizza@Apr 23 2003, 03:36 PM

don't fuck with Dhalsim. I rule with Dhalsim. Marvel vs. StreetFighter anyday anytime. And you know why it was such a badass game...no Korean fighters that's why
Ryu=Overseas Korean

And we already established that Spidey is in reality Peter Park.
You really have gotta be kidding me. Ryu is overseas Korean?? Haha, he is way too badass to be Korean. His only downfall is that he isn't ABC and is actually an FOB sushi-muncher. Also, Kimchi eaters should be the last guys in the world complaining about halitosis or however u spell it so get off Dhalsim's case. The fact that Ryu doesn't get owned left and right in all his fights is irrefutable proof as you'd like to put it that he does not hold roots in the land of Hyundai pryde.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Originally posted by ChinaLama@Apr 23 2003, 06:31 AM
ok tat....PSYDUCK calling me overweight? hey at least that tomato is bouncing and active. that extra "weight" is all muscle apparently, like the Kool-Aid dude.

psyduck on the other hand-- dumb and fat. wow. and you know that ain't muscle cuz he can barely waddle!
i'd hafta agree with Tat even though he insulted my ass. Psyduck isn't a bad Pokemon character at all. He is pretty darn underrated. At the very least he beats out your avatar, which resembles more of a swollen red right (or is it the left?) testicle after drinking too much Jolt.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Originally posted by Uncle Tat@Apr 23 2003, 06:24 AM
Originally posted by FrozenPizza@Apr 23 2003, 02:45 AM
Originally posted by ChinaLama@Apr 22 2003, 10:17 PM
hube, if you're so good, how come you're always the BITCH for your women friends?

oh wait...so am i.

*dug own grave. shiieeeet*
why do you gotta go there? First Yoojin and now u? Don't make me threaten to leave YW for the second time.
Nobody cares if you leave PizzaFace.

And wtf does "Kogooma p'aneun saram" mean anyway? Is that "I wish I was a white American" in biatch speech or something?

What do you have against FOBs anyway? Just because you're bad at math and can't do anything right except play Street Fighter with your little "azn" crew of 14 year olds doesn't mean you have to be hating the sandal-wearing world of China!

"ABC's...are more openminded to the various perspectives of other groups and are willing to learn more about other cultures and worldly issues"

aka are more willing to be the biatches for the rest of the world.

"ABC's...are proficient at the most difficult and important language in the world...English"

Yeah and you still can't spell "you" correctly in your signature so STFU!
big words coming from someone who named himself after the biggest and fattest no-self-respecting bearded loser of HK comedy

P.S. 'Kogooma p'aneun saram' means 'Uncle Tat wants to fit in with other ABC's but is too busy carrying large bags of rice back to his village' in FOB talk.

[ChinaLama]

Originally posted by FrozenPizza@Apr 23 2003, 07:15 PM
Originally posted by ChinaLama@Apr 23 2003, 06:31 AM
ok tat....PSYDUCK calling me overweight? hey at least that tomato is bouncing and active. that extra "weight" is all muscle apparently, like the Kool-Aid dude.

psyduck on the other hand-- dumb and fat. wow. and you know that ain't muscle cuz he can barely waddle!
i'd hafta agree with Tat even though he insulted my ass. Psyduck isn't a bad Pokemon character at all. He is pretty darn underrated. At the very least he beats out your avatar, which resembles more of a swollen red right (or is it the left?) testicle after drinking too much Jolt.
yeah...psyduck is good in maybe 2 fights. my tomato could pound the dude dead before it reacts.

also, you obviously have not watched hk movies if you think tat is an overweight bearded loser. he really plays those roles w/ dignity!

er...ok maybe not dignity, but still, is Jet Li being nominated for President? I don't think so!

http://pages.ripco.net/~oobleck/index2.html

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Originally posted by ChinaLama@Apr 23 2003, 11:17 AM
Originally posted by FrozenPizza@Apr 23 2003, 07:15 PM
Originally posted by ChinaLama@Apr 23 2003, 06:31 AM
ok tat....PSYDUCK calling me overweight? hey at least that tomato is bouncing and active. that extra "weight" is all muscle apparently, like the Kool-Aid dude.

psyduck on the other hand-- dumb and fat. wow. and you know that ain't muscle cuz he can barely waddle!
i'd hafta agree with Tat even though he insulted my ass. Psyduck isn't a bad Pokemon character at all. He is pretty darn underrated. At the very least he beats out your avatar, which resembles more of a swollen red right (or is it the left?) testicle after drinking too much Jolt.
yeah...psyduck is good in maybe 2 fights. my tomato could pound the dude dead before it reacts.

also, you obviously have not watched hk movies if you think tat is an overweight bearded loser. he really plays those roles w/ dignity!

er...ok maybe not dignity, but still, is Jet Li being nominated for President? I don't think so!

http://pages.ripco.net/~oobleck/index2.html
Just checked out the link. Not bad for an FOB. However, i can't really tell if he's just grinning from ear to ear or passing a kidney stone in that first picture. In fact, that's what he always looks like, either like the clueless dumbass scapegoat bitch that he is (b/c HK comedy filmmakers are always looking for some asswipe who's not afraid to broadcast his handicap towards life in general) or he's laughing or smiling but it looks more like he is just being polite so he will be excused to take care of the bad cheese he had for lunch that is giving his stomach trouble.

[ChinaLama]

nah uncle tat doesn't ask to be excused. he cuts the cheese right there cuz he's a straight-shootin' son of a gun.

[Uncle Tat]

big words coming from someone who named himself after the biggest and fattest no-self-respecting bearded loser of HK comedy


Got me there!

But still Uncle Tat > Che or whoever the hell the guy is in your Avatar...looks like the guy from Mr. Darley Black toothpaste that FOBs use...

Perhaps you're a FOB wannabe but alas you're stuck being a dumb ABC :(

[Napoleon Chynamite]

The guy in my avatar is Maddox, who is so ass-kicking that even the combined obligatory blowjobs given by 50 lowly Uncle Tats could not suffice to compensate for an insult to his name. For crying out loud Uncle Tat plays second fiddle and boot-licker to Stephen Chow, who is arguably the most annoying and FOBishly proud actor in existence. I cannot sit through one of his movies without feeling as if he needs to be strangled while being force-fed giant dumplings via his anal pathway.

I really wouldn't know what Mr. Darley Black is. As an American I use Crest or Colgate which is infinitely more effective than any possible substance you villagers could possibly use to scrub yourselves with.

[ChinaLama]

FP: two words. Shaolin Soccer.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Originally posted by ChinaLama@Apr 23 2003, 12:46 PM
FP: two words. Shaolin Soccer.
I saw Shaolin Soccer. Aren't you supposed to be saying stuff to change my opinion rather than to reinforce it? I actually did watch the whole thing unlike other films that are also not worth my intelligence because my parents would not let me leave.

Shaolin Soccer had potential but once again because Chow couldn't stop himself from spreading his verbal diarrhea all over the screen, what was originally innovative and perhaps a bit interesting and enjoyable turned into an all-out shitfest. One has really gotta wonder just how much executive dick Chow has sucked in order to actually be awarded all these roles where he essentially plays the same character in every single movie.

Soccer is for Koreans. Chinese FOBs can't compete with Korean FOBs in soccer (a lost cause since why would you want to participate in such a bullshit limpdick sport in the first place?) so they are forced to try to make a movie showing Chinese people with supernatural soccer skills in order to make up for their lost FOBBY soccer-loving pride. Who are they kidding?

ABC's are too cool to play soccer