sell yourself

[teaz0r]

so if you could bid on anything (including dirty panties) in yellowworld. what would you bid for?

would you put yourself up for auction?
more vbkao convo?
vbkao's nekkid pictures?
vbkao's toenail clippings?
moschikat's black lace thongs?
moschikat's nekkid pictures?
moschikat's toenail clippings?
calculus cram session with me?

[Napoleon Chynamite]

i wanna auction off my half-eaten bagel dog from last night, my wit, charm, and ssangkkeopool eyes

[angel nympho]

I'll auction off my empty packs of birth control pills.

[BeTheReds]

Bitterness and resentment for sale!

[rakovlam]

My characters from Neverwinter Nights.

[AliBabaIncorporated]

2 ex-stalkers looking for good home
Slight wear & tear
May be hostile

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Originally posted by BeTheReds@Apr 21 2003, 06:31 PM
Bitterness and resentment for sale!
dun have cash on me right now but i'll offer my 32 oz mountain dew (currently only filled up to approx the 16 oz level)

[angelwiththesword]

i'll auction off my holey socks for people who like holey socks.

[teaz0r]

would you rather the thong be washed or not washed?
http://pressurize.net/images/yw/licksfront.jpg
http://pressurize.net/images/yw/licksback.jpg

[angelwiththesword]

Originally posted by pipSy@Apr 21 2003, 07:12 PM
would you rather the thong be washed or not washed?
http://pressurize.net/images/yw/licksfront.jpg
http://pressurize.net/images/yw/licksback.jpg
*nose starts bleeding*

[amietron]

i'm at the library's children's section and that picture popped up. the one with the red lips.

[himura-dono]

Originally posted by amietron@Apr 21 2003, 07:45 PM
i'm at the library's children's section and that picture popped up. the one with the red lips.
it's ok ames, maybe you'll test into a higher english class if you switch over to the young adult section.

[tvbdude]

preferabbly washed

[bigwong235]

Originally posted by pipSy@Apr 21 2003, 06:02 PM
calculus cram session with me?
how sad. this is what i'd need the most! :(


though naked pictures are always good.



i'll auction off my rank ass lacrosse gloves and my broken stick head.

[ChinaLama]

i'm already on auction, but i think the site's defunct. dunno the url, either. i got conned into it in hs. i don't even know how-- one minute someone was taking pictures of my clothes, next thing i know, my kidneys don't belong to me anymore.

btw i also sold my soul for a quarter or a nickel. i gave the money back but didn't get my soul back. :(

[teaz0r]

Originally posted by bigwong235@Apr 22 2003, 01:01 PM
how sad. this is what i'd need the most!  :(

i'll teach you calculus. and if you're a good boy, i'll even teach you differential equations.

[bigwong235]

Originally posted by pipSy@Apr 21 2003, 10:19 PM
Originally posted by bigwong235@Apr 22 2003, 01:01 PM
how sad. this is what i'd need the most! :(

i'll teach you calculus. and if you're a good boy, i'll even teach you differential equations.
ooo dirty talk...

don't tease me! :ph34r:

[teaz0r]

Originally posted by bigwong235@Apr 22 2003, 01:22 PM
Originally posted by pipSy@Apr 21 2003, 10:19 PM
Originally posted by bigwong235@Apr 22 2003, 01:01 PM
how sad. this is what i'd need the most! :(

i'll teach you calculus. and if you're a good boy, i'll even teach you differential equations.
ooo dirty talk...

don't tease me! :ph34r:

i'll watch you glide on the slope fields, and let you feel my equilibria and then you can can try trajectories while i prepare picard's iterative processes. if you wanna get hot n' bothered well do some euler cauchy equations, and yes, you can watch me have fun with my index shifting into places you've never seen. then i wanna watch you to laplace transformations, as you shift over with ease on eigenvalues.

and if you're /really/ good. i'll get on all fours for the fourier series and we can parseval.

grr. baby. grr.

omigod. i'm attempting dirty talk with math.
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[SunWuKong]

Originally posted by pipSy@Apr 22 2003, 02:35 AM
Originally posted by bigwong235@Apr 22 2003, 01:22 PM
Originally posted by pipSy@Apr 21 2003, 10:19 PM
Originally posted by bigwong235@Apr 22 2003, 01:01 PM
how sad. this is what i'd need the most!?:(

i'll teach you calculus. and if you're a good boy, i'll even teach you differential equations.
ooo dirty talk...

don't tease me! :ph34r:

i'll watch you glide on the slope fields, and let you feel my equilibria and then you can can try trajectories while i prepare picard's iterative processes. if you wanna get hot n' bothered well do some euler cauchy equations, and yes, you can watch me have fun with my index shifting into places you've never seen. then i wanna watch you to laplace transformations, as you shift over with ease on eigenvalues.

and if you're /really/ good. i'll get on all fours for the fourier series and we can parseval.

grr. baby. grr.

omigod. i'm attempting dirty talk with math.
<img src='http://pressurize.net/forum/images/smilies/blush.gif[/img]http://pressurize.net/forum/images/smilies/blush.gifhttp://pressurize.net/forum/images/smilies/blush.gif
i personally prefer 3 dimensional gaussian transforms myself. but that's just me.

[tommyhtown]

Wow !!!!!

You brought out the geek inside of me :luv: This is hot. B)

Once I'll get my hand on your equilibria I'll bifurcate you, linearly of course.

[angelwiththesword]

john conner. i am the denominator. i am here to teach you. come with me if you want to learn.

[amietron]

Originally posted by pipSy@Apr 21 2003, 10:19 PM
Originally posted by bigwong235@Apr 22 2003, 01:01 PM
how sad. this is what i'd need the most! :(

i'll teach you calculus. and if you're a good boy, i'll even teach you differential equations.
if you're gonna teach him, you should teach me, too. or make him teach me. i'm almost failing since i never do any work. all i ever do in calculus is play games with alex.

[amietron]

Originally posted by himura-dono@Apr 21 2003, 07:48 PM
it's ok ames, maybe you'll test into a higher english class if you switch over to the young adult section.
shut up. i was in there because the internet stations were available there.

[thaite]

Put Rudy up for sale!

Mmmmmmm, Rudy...

:: licks lips ::

[Chris]

I auction of myself for a lady to devirginize me :)

[SunWuKong]

Originally posted by Chris@Apr 22 2003, 02:59 PM
I auction of myself for a lady to devirginize me :)
me too.

[teaz0r]

Originally posted by Chris@Apr 23 2003, 01:59 AM
I auction of myself for a lady to devirginize me :)
i'm SO bidding.

oops.

you too tirak.

[Chris]

Originally posted by pipSy@Apr 22 2003, 11:28 AM
i'm SO bidding.

oops.

you too tirak.
hahahah

hwo about me and SWK come in a set package. :)

[amietron]

Originally posted by Chris@Apr 22 2003, 11:38 AM
hwo about me and SWK come in a set package. :)
Bigger package. More boys!

[TyroneK(prettypretty)]

My body and soul belong to God.

[teaz0r]

Originally posted by VBKao@Apr 23 2003, 04:07 AM
My body and soul belong to God.
says dr. faust.

[moschikat]

:huh:

no nekkid pix of me for sale please pips. thanks again.

and yes, i'm bidding for devirginizing Chris :lol:

[SunWuKong]

Originally posted by moschikat@Apr 22 2003, 06:26 PM
:huh:

no nekkid pix of me for sale please pips. thanks again.

and yes, i'm bidding for devirginizing Chris :lol:
can you do a devirginise job on me too?

[ChinaLama]

hey rad and chris have already been devirginized!

[SunWuKong]

Originally posted by ChinaLama@Apr 22 2003, 06:51 PM
hey rad and chris have already been devirginized!
no, i'm a virgin.

[himura-dono]

Originally posted by SunWuKung@Apr 22 2003, 03:02 PM
no, i'm a virgin.
to what?

[SunWuKong]

touched for the very first time

[Chris]

hahaha