pipSy vows to become Mrs. CSB

[Craig]

After seeing the other thread, I just couldn't help but disclose the following PM I got from pipSy.
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I really don't know what to do about my life. After spending all of this time on YW, I have developed intense feelings for Dr. CSB. He is just so sexy that he constantly makes my panties wet. I know that he is engaged, but I have decided that I must have him for my own. I have decided to save myself and become a born-again virgin until I can fulfill my fantasies with BunBoy. Only somebody with the potential earning power of the doctor can provide for me and my long-term monetary needs. So, I have decided to leave Thailand and go back to America so that my dreams may come true. My new period of abstinence will only intensify my horniness, so I can show him the greatest pleasure he will ever know. Please send some of your old computer books to him as he will require some more reading material to talk dirty while I am on my knees.

[ChinaLama]

what do you mean BECOME mrs. csb?

[teaz0r]

i AM mrs.csb

and craig, i only asked for those books, cuz sex toys are getting boring.
and i'm sick of his medical reference book. so instead of posting threads
that state the obvious, send the damn books.

[ellsworth81]

:lol: :lol: :luv:

[Craig]

Originally posted by pipSy@Apr 1 2003, 03:45 PM
i AM mrs.csb

and craig, i only asked for those books, cuz sex toys are getting boring.
and i'm sick of his medical reference book. so instead of posting threads
that state the obvious, send the damn books.
I am a little short of cash nowadays, that's why I'm trying to sell my my external CD writer (http://forums.yellowworld.org/index.php?s=&act=ST&f=37&t=7378&st=0) to cover the shipping costs. Even shipping with media/book rate, it will still be pricey to send all the books needed to satisfy your voracious appetite.

[kimpossible]

uh... should this have been posted? it was a private message.

[deez nuts]

pipsy meet chinalama...chinalama meet pipsy.

[teaz0r]

Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Apr 2 2003, 10:01 AM
pipsy meet chinalama...chinalama meet pipsy.
:cry: you NEVER call me pipsy. only pip.

:cry: :cry: :cry:

and i want you!

[deez nuts]

lama is quite the closet freak.



you two will hit it off. i just know it. it's hard for me to let go. but, who am i to get in the way of destiny, mrs. lama.

[ChinaLama]

Marriage is a little heavy. i'd rather take the cash equivalent of the estimated time spent in marriage.

[moschikat]

pippa . . . devoted to one man . . . .

/dies from laughter/

sorry babes . . . not in this lifetime :P - not while you're still friends with ME anyway!
*muah!*

[TyroneK(prettypretty)]

Originally posted by pipSy@Apr 1 2003, 10:11 PM
:cry: you NEVER call me pipsy. only pip.

:cry: :cry: :cry:

and i want you!
That's what you said about me.

How can any of us believe you when we're all just notches in your lipstick case? You just want us to hit you with our best shot. Then you leave us wanting more while you go off to your next conquest.

[ChinaLama]

Pipsy, would this song be yours for CSB? or is it the other way around? :rolleyes:

http://www.led-zeppelin.org/lyrics/i_cant_...ou_babyLZI.html (http://www.led-zeppelin.org/lyrics/i_cant_quit_you_babyLZI.html)

I CAN'T QUIT YOU BABY
from Led Zeppelin

Ohhhhh-ooh-awww-awww-awww, I can't quit you baby
So I'm gonna put you down for awhile
I said I can't quit you, babe
I guess I gotta put you down for awhile
Said you messed up my happy home
Made me mistreat my only child
Yes, you did, babe, ohhh

Said you know I love you, baby
My love for you I could never hide
Oh, you know I love you, baby
My love for you I could never hide
Oh, when I feel you near me, little girl
I know you are my one desire, ohhhhhh, ohhhh ohhhh

(Guitar Solo)

When you hear me moaning and groaning, baby
You know it hurts me deep down inside
Ohh, when you hear me moaning and groaning, baby
You know it hurts me deep down inside
Oh, when you hear me, honey baby
You know you're my one desire
Yes, you are, oh my

[ChinaLama]

Originally posted by VBKao@Apr 2 2003, 06:08 AM
Originally posted by pipSy@Apr 1 2003, 10:11 PM
:cry: you NEVER call me pipsy. only pip.

:cry:  :cry:  :cry:

and i want you!
That's what you said about me.

How can any of us believe you when we're all just notches in your lipstick case? You just want us to hit you with our best shot. Then you leave us wanting more while you go off to your next conquest.
but you see, vic. we are young. heartache to heartache we *stand. no promises. no demands. love is a battlefield.

*we including more than 2 people, the whole big cast. :P sleazy dancers and all.

[TyroneK(prettypretty)]

CL, you don't understand how I felt.

Pipsy and I belonged to the light, we belonged to the thunder. We belonged to the sound of the words, we had both fallen under. Whatever we denied or embraced, for worse or for better, we belonged. We belonged together.

[deez nuts]

we need our space. it's not you; it's me. you know the drill. besides you have all them thai boys eating out of the palm of your hands. who am i to compete.

[teaz0r]

Originally posted by moschikat@Apr 2 2003, 12:52 PM
pippa . . . devoted to one man . . . .

/dies from laughter/

sorry babes . . . not in this lifetime :P - not while you're still friends with ME anyway!
*muah!*
it doesn't count as cheating unless i get caught.
therefore. i've never cheated.

*bambi eyes*

[moschikat]

Originally posted by pipSy@Apr 2 2003, 08:47 AM

it doesn't count as cheating unless i get caught.
therefore. i've never cheated.

*bambi eyes*
oh right.

me neither!

wait . . . okay so i got caught just twice. (out of how many?! :P) but other than those two times . . . i've NEVER cheated. ever. swear. cross my heart, hope to die. no needles in my eyes. :P

[ChinaLama]

Originally posted by VBKao@Apr 2 2003, 08:31 AM
CL, you don't understand how I felt.

Pipsy and I belonged to the light, we belonged to the thunder. We belonged to the sound of the words, we had both fallen under. Whatever we denied or embraced, for worse or for better, we belonged. We belonged together.
yes, i already know she's your obsession. tell her to stop using sex as a weapon.

[TyroneK(prettypretty)]

CL, you're right.

I need a lover that won't drive me crazy.

[kimpossible]

He's just suffering from TMPB*.

*Too Much Pat Benatar

[TyroneK(prettypretty)]

Originally posted by Hello_Hapa@Apr 2 2003, 07:06 PM
He's just suffering from TMPB*.

*Too Much Pat Benatar
There is no such thing as too much Pat Benatar.

[moschikat]

ahahaha!!

that's what fuck buddies are for!
like TCBY - all of the pleasure, none of the guilt!

TCBY interestingly enough - when mangled in Thai becomes

Take
Condom
Before
Yet (fucking)

:P